Snow leopards like to bite their tails

Snow Wolf King and Snow Leopard's chief guard decided to go out in disguise, and that was the deal.

Liujiao was also preparing happily, getting ready to go to bed early, but before going to bed, she found that Snow Wolf King was still reviewing the memorial.Liujiao went to bed first.When he got up, Snow Leopard found that Snow Wolf King had also woken up early and was working on the computer.

Liujiao just remembered that his "little white character" was not a "rich and idler" like him, but a king of the northern kingdom who was busy with everything.

He has been pestering the Snow Wolf King to play with him these few days, maybe he has delayed the Snow Wolf King a lot of work, and what's more, he might have delayed the country's major affairs... No wonder, Xu Yushi said that he is a "disaster"!

Liujiao rubbed her eyes sleepily, looked down at her knees, and lay cross-legged on the bed, extinguishing her enthusiasm for going shopping.

The Snow Wolf King was typing on the side, picked up the earphones and listened to a recording, frowning slightly.After a while, Snow Wolf King picked up a pen and paper to write a string of words.After putting down the pen, Snow Wolf King raised his eyes and looked in the direction of the bed, and saw Liu Jiao sitting cross-legged with a gloomy face, his tail drooping from the side of the bed to the ground.

The Snow Wolf King said caringly, "Why don't you make a sound when you wake up?"

Liujiao raised her head and said, "I...we still won't go out today, right?"

"Why?" Snow Wolf King asked, then frowned, "Are you feeling unwell?"

"I'm not feeling sick." Liujiao shook her head and replied, "I just...just remembered Xu Yushi's words..."

The Snow Wolf King said helplessly, "Why do you remember Xu Yushi's words again?"

Liu Jiao curled her lips, not knowing how to answer.

Snow Wolf King joked again: "I'm afraid you're the only one who listened to Xu Yushi's words in the whole front and back palace."

"Eh?" Liujiao was a little surprised, "No way? He's the doctor Yushi! Who wouldn't listen to him?"

But the Snow Wolf King said: "Yes, he is the imperial historian of the two dynasties, and his qualifications are very old. No one will make things difficult for him."

"Two Chaos?" Liujiao was surprised, "He looks very young!"

Snow Wolf King said again: "Then do you think Li Yushi looks young?"

"You are young!" Liujiao recalled that both Xu Yushi and Li Yushi looked young and had good looks.

The Snow Wolf King said: "Isn't this what the forensic lord said yesterday, old monsters and little monsters, you can't tell from their appearance?"

"Really?"

The Snow Wolf King said again: "You are my chief bodyguard. When you return to the palace and go to the court with me, you will know that most of the civil and military men in the Manchu Dynasty look young and handsome. If they are not handsome, they must be very talented and have extraordinary talents in other aspects." talent."

"Really?" Liujiao was extremely surprised, "Why?"

"This is the rule set by the Emperor of Heaven." The Snow Wolf King said, "He said that a relationship is born from the heart. Monsters turn into people, and humans practice Taoism. Skins are different. If monsters and cultivators are not good-looking, then there must be something wrong, either in ability or in character, so if they are not outstanding talents, they will not be hired."

It's okay to coax Liujiao in this long-winded talk, but it's difficult to coax others.In fact, everyone knows that the Emperor of Heaven just likes to look good, there is no other reason.

The Emperor of Heaven has severe facial control, even if the shit he pulls is not pretty, he can be depressed for a long time.Later, he simply bigu, and never lax again.It can be regarded as avoiding many troubles.

Liujiao was confused when he heard it, so he said, "So a good-looking monster is a good monster?"

"You can't say that." Snow Wolf King smiled and stroked Liujiao's tail, "Get up, let's go out in disguise."

Liujiao twisted and said, "Has your Majesty finished his official duties? Just go shopping?"

The Snow Wolf King seemed to have the illusion of hearing an adult say, "Have you finished your homework? Let's go shopping?".

The Snow Wolf King smiled and said, "Official duties are endless."

Liu Jiao said: "If you can't finish it, why don't you do it?"

"You can't say that." Snow Wolf lordly said, "I just listened to the testimony of some witnesses, and I think there are still clues to the Beita case. Why don't we go out and have a look?"

When Liujiao heard this, she felt a little happy: "Have you got a clue?"

"Well, let's go out and have a look." Snow Wolf lordly said, "This is also a case."

"Since it's a case, it's a business." Liujiao nodded, "You can still go out."

Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao combed each other's hair, which was quite interesting, but they heard Xu Yushi begging to see him outside.

"Really..." The Snow Wolf King said helplessly, "Let him in."

Xu Yushi walked in swaggeringly, met the king through the curtain, and said: "Your Majesty, I heard that you slept with the head of the bodyguard. It is out of style. I don't know if there is such a thing!"

Liujiao was extremely surprised: "You... how do you know?"

When Xu Yushi heard this, he patted the floor and said, "Sure enough! Sure enough, such a thing happened! Your Majesty, you are ridiculous!"

Snow Wolf King raised the curtain and said, "Why isn't Li Yushi here?"

Xu Yushi felt strange and said, "The king asked Li Yushi what to do?"

Xu Yushi saw that Li Yushi didn't go out, so he came to persuade him, in order not to be interrupted by Li Yushi when he advised him.

Snow Wolf King said: "Oh!... I just remembered that Li Yushi reported yesterday that he was bitten by a bug and had a fever."

"What? What kind of insect is so powerful?" Xu Yushi was shocked.

King Xuelang said: "The imperial doctor is still diagnosing. You should go see him too, don't waste your time here."

Xu Yushi resigned, completely forgetting that he wanted to persuade him.

The Snow Wolf King pulled Liujiao and said, "Okay, Xiaojiao, let's go out."

Liujiao asked with concern, "What happened to Li Yushi?"

"It's okay, just a little illness." Snow Wolf said kingly.

Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao walked outside the nunnery, and saw the big yellow duck and Aye kicking the shuttlecock again.The big yellow duck has flat feet, so it can't kick very well, and Aye doesn't like to kick. After playing for a while, the cat's nature is exposed, and it grabs the shuttlecock in its hand and bites.

Liujiao just said: "My Majesty and I are going out, you can stay at home and don't make trouble."

Ah Ye sniffed: "You guys smell so strange."

Liujiao smiled and said, "We are disguised. I smell like a cat monster now, and the king smells like a dog monster. This way it is more convenient to move outside."

A Ye said in surprise: "Are you going out?"

The big yellow duck said again: "I also went out quietly last time, walking along the river."

"Is there an exit in the river?" The Snow Wolf King was a little curious, "What do you mean, can you go out directly from the river?"

The big yellow duck said: "The river can flow out, but it is also blocked by a wall, but the wall has been in disrepair for a long time. If you want to go there, as long as the water quality is good enough. The problem is that there are some goose monsters outside the wall, which are very fierce. Get out from there. will be beaten."

Liujiao was surprised: "You can't beat a goose, can you?"

The big yellow duck lowered his head in shame.

The Snow Wolf King was curious: "Why does the goose demon stay there?"

Liujiao said: "Go and have a look and you'll know?"

The big yellow duck was a little excited when he heard the words: "Is the master going to teach those geese a lesson?"

A Ye was also very excited when he heard this. After all, he was beaten up by a goose too, and he hoped that the goose demon would learn a lesson.

But the Snow Wolf King said: "Just to ask questions, not necessarily to do it."

But Aye said: "Those fierce geese peck at everyone they see. If you don't beat them, you won't be able to ask questions."

"If that's the case, there's nothing we can do." Snow Wolf said kingly.

The big yellow duck and Aye were very excited and proposed to follow.As the victims who have been violently beaten by the goose demon, they are very happy to see the picture of the domineering goose demon being hanged and beaten.

A Ye is a cowardly castrated cat. He dare not go into the water, so he is carried on the back by the big yellow duck.Snow leopards and snow wolves are used to wading, so it doesn't matter.

The four of them came out of the river, dived and crossed the old wall, and found that they could get out.The wall was submerged in water, and a hole was broken after a long time. The four of them waded through the water, and then swam out from the hole at the bottom of the wall.But outside is the rustling woods, the trees are very sparse and do not block out the sun, the water flow is very slow, and there is no crisp sound.Surrounded by silence, not even birds, it seemed a bit strange.Looking from a distance, across the Xiaoxiao sparse forest, you can still see people not far away. It must be a lively place after passing this small forest.

The four of them went ashore, and within a few steps, they heard a sharp cry of geese.In the sparse forest, a group of goose monsters came aggressively: "Quack quack quack! No one is allowed to pass!"

The big yellow duck was also a little frightened, thinking of himself and A Ye being beaten up, he was even more discouraged-but it was different now, he had the backing of a beast!

Therefore, the big yellow duck is also aggressive: "Quack quack quack! I want to go over!"

Liujiao asked curiously, "What does 'quack quack quack' mean?"

A Ye replied in a low voice: "It seems to be a dirty word for their birds."

"Oh……"

The leading goose demon saw the big yellow duck and Aye, and smiled contemptuously: "Quack quack quack! I recognize you two trash! I beat you to the point of howling, how dare you come?" Saying that, the goose demon sized up the snow wolf king He glanced at Liujiao and sneered: "Quack quack quack! Did you bring a cat and a dog to help out? I'm never afraid!"

The big yellow duck sneered: "Then hit me!"

The goose demon raised his hand to hit the big yellow duck, but the Snow Wolf King said, "Wait a minute."

"What's wrong?" Goose Demon asked, "Are you scared?" Goose Demon smiled contemptuously.

The Snow Wolf King said, "No, we didn't come here for a fight."

"Ah? Isn't it?" The big yellow duck was stunned.

A Ye was also confused: "Then what are we doing here?"

The Snow Wolf King said again: "We have some doubts, and we want to ask you for clarification."

"Confused? Go back to school and find a teacher!" The goose demon waved impatiently and said, "Go back to the temple!"

Snow Wolf King said again: "But..."

"I have a bad temper, don't bother me!" the goose demon quacked, "If you say one more word, I'll beat you!"

Snow Wolf King took out a stack of banknotes.

The goose demon glanced at it and said, "You want to bribe me?"

"Ah."

"Why don't you tell me sooner!" The goose demon took the banknotes, counted them, and said with a smile, "You friend, I've made a deal."

The goose monsters all got out of the way, and they didn't have the vicious look just now that they were about to jump up and bite at any time.

Ah Ye and Big Yellow Duck were stunned: So this matter is so easy to solve?

The Snow Wolf King said, "Since we are friends, can you clear up the confusion?"

The goose demon said: "Okay. But with your little money, our friendship can only last for 5 minutes."

"That's enough." The Snow Wolf King said again, "May I ask why you are guarding here?"

The goose demon replied: "There are not enough guards in this national temple. There is a loophole in the defense here. The abbot of Tiandi Temple hired me to guard the gate."

Liujiao asked curiously, "Is it Abbot Xieding?"

The goose demon was stunned: "Abbot? Isn't the abbot called the abbot? When did you call him Xieding?"

The Snow Wolf King explained: "What he means is that the abbot's hairstyle is relatively empty."

The goose demon has no culture and doesn't understand at all.

The big yellow duck said: "It is the abbot who is bald!"

"Huh? Bald?" The goose demon shook his head, looking confused, "Isn't the abbot bald?"