Snow leopards like to bite their tails
Chapter 50
"First?" Liujiao felt embarrassed, "I don't care..."
Snow Wolf King said to Liujiao again: "Also, don't call me 'big king' outside."
"Are you afraid that others will discover your identity?" Liujiao asked.
Snow Wolf King nodded slightly.
Liujiao smiled and said, "Then you can rest assured. There are many dogs named 'Dawang'."
"..."
The Snow Wolf King couldn't answer those words.
In the end, Liujiao decided to watch a movie starring the puppet spirit.The Snow Wolf King picked up the movie ticket and looked at it. The name of the movie was "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine".
Snow Wolf King frowned and said, "Is this movie really good?"
"Isn't that enough for the main character to look good?" Liu Jiao gave a superficial answer.
The Snow Wolf King thought about it, and thought that since it was a date, the date could watch whatever movie the date liked to watch.So, the two entered the theater before the movie started.
As soon as the movie opened, the domineering wolf king appeared on the big screen-this character, as the name suggests, is a very domineering wolf king.As soon as he came out, he let out a wolf howl.
The Snow Wolf King judged after hearing the sound: "This actor is a husky."
The actor of Domineering Wolf King is a fake wolf, but Pretty Cat Concubine is a really pretty cat.The puppet is dressed in tulle and pearls, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and a sweet smile, which also fascinated many audiences, completely ignoring the mentally handicapped plot.
"My lord..." The puppet spirit was about to cry on the camera, "My lord, if I die..."
"If you die, I'll let the Tai Hospital be buried with you!" Husky yelled.
The puppet spirit also meowed sadly.
The snow wolf lordly said: "Killing the imperial physician for no reason, the Xianjun KPI doesn't want it?"
"Why doesn't this wolf king need to go to court?"
"Doesn't this wolf king have diligent missions?"
"This wolf king can't pass the trial period at all."
Liujiao turned to look at Snow Wolf King: "Your Majesty, don't talk while watching a movie."
"..."
Snow Wolf King was silent for a while, then stretched out his wolf claws to Liujiao.
Therefore, Liu Jiao failed to watch the movie carefully.
At the end of the movie, the cat concubine died miserably, separated from the wolf king, and many viewers burst into tears.When the show ended, many audience members had red eyes.Liujiao's eyes were also wet, she gritted her teeth and glanced at the Snow Wolf King, her face flushed again.
The Snow Wolf King said: "The movie is not bad. I can make more in the future."
After watching the movie, they left the theater again.Liujiao looked at the clock and asked, "Are we going back to Tiandi Temple?"
Snow Wolf King said: "Let's go."
After the two finished watching the movie, it was already dark when they came out, so they went back to the Tiandi Temple.Aye and Big Yellow Duck had been waiting for them to come back, and they were also relieved to see Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao returning safely.
"Both of you are noble people, so don't go out in the future." The big yellow duck felt a little scared in retrospect, if something happened to the two of them when they went out, he would not take the blame!
But the Snow Wolf King said: "Don't worry, Little Leopard's chief guard is brave. No matter what happens, he will protect me."
Snow Leopard's head guard was rather proud when he heard Snow Wolf King's praise, and said, "Yes, yes, I will protect the King well."
Aye was on the side, still wanting to persuade, but was blocked by the big yellow duck.The big yellow duck just pulled Aye and said: "Your Majesty and Master are tired and hungry after going out for a day, let's pass the meal first."
After finishing speaking, the big yellow duck took Aye to set the meal.But Aye said: "Why don't you persuade me?"
The big yellow duck replied: "Didn't you see that the king and the master are both happy? Say it! Aren't you afraid of making them unhappy?"
A Ye was stunned for a moment, and said, "I've never seen you be so particular about it before."
"In the past, I only served the Snow Leopard's master. That's different." The big yellow duck glanced at Aye, and then said in an old man's tone, "You are young and have low qualifications. You have only served the Snow Leopard's master, so you don't understand many rules. You You can’t treat the king with the same way of serving the master of the snow leopard, otherwise, you will be the one who suffers!”
But Aye said: "I think the king is quite lenient..."
But the big yellow duck said: "Then what about the Empress Dowager?"
"The queen of the underworld? That's a ruthless character." Aye had heard a little about how the queen of the underworld was ruthless in the harem and eradicated dissidents.
The big yellow duck said: "Look, the empress of the underworld is such a powerful character, now she can't speak a word in the harem, and she will be revoked and banned. Do you still think the king is easy to get along with?"
Aye was also stunned.
The two quietly served the meal to the table again.The Snow Wolf King still looked amiable, smiling at Aye.Aye only thought that the king looked like a fairy and loved to laugh, so he was naturally good-natured.
Snow Wolf King saw a plate of chicken wings and said, "Why don't you eat beef?"
Liujiao replied: "I ate too much chicken in the palace, so I wanted beef. Now I ate too much beef, but I missed the taste of chicken, so I asked the kitchen to make chicken."
"Okay." The Snow Wolf King said with a smile, "I'll tear apart the chicken bones for you."
The snow wolf king's skillful hands somehow removed the bones of the chicken wings, leaving only the fragrant and soft chicken.
"Oh, my lord! Would you eat it?" Liujiao said, "It's the bones that are delicious!"
As he said that, Liujiao gnawed on the chicken bone with his bare hands.
The Snow Wolf King smiled helplessly, seeing that the willow pepper, chicken, and chicken bones were delicious, and said: "That's fine, it doesn't have to be like eating meat buns, you eat all the meat, and I eat the leftovers."
The Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao were eating, and the forensic lord came to see him again.The Snow Wolf King screened back to the left and right, and the three remaining in the room, the king, Liu Jiao and the forensic lord, only asked, "Did you find anything else?"
The forensic master replied: "The abbot has already found out that the hair restorer he used is poisonous."
"Hair restorer?" Snow Wolf King was a little surprised, "Does he still use this?"
"Yes, although he has shaved his hair, he still has a heart that wants to continue to grow his hair." The witness said with some regret.
But Liujiao suddenly remembered that the goose demons said that the abbot they knew had hair.Liujiao then asked: "By the way, is the abbot that the goose demon is talking about the bald abbot we know?"
"It's the same abbot." The witness replied, "It's just the past two years, and the abbot hasn't bald yet."
Liujiao was a little surprised: "Really? But she lost all her hair in two years?"
"A middle-aged man's hair is like leaves. It grows thick in summer, but it falls off in the blink of an eye when the autumn wind blows. There is no time to remember it." The witness said vicissitudes, "The guards have thick hair, so they don't understand."
Liujiao said, "Actually, I also lose a lot of hair every day."
All cats shed hair, and big cats are no exception.
But the Snow Wolf King said: "A middle-aged man loses his hair, so he won't lose all his hair?"
"It didn't even fall off, it fell into the Mediterranean Sea, which is ugly, so I simply shaved it off." The forensic adult replied, "This is also a common state of middle-aged men."
"Is that hair restorer useless?" Liujiao asked curiously.
But the forensic master said: "I think he should have started using that bottle of hair restorer in the past two months."
The Snow Wolf King pondered for a while, and said, "Is there snake venom in the hair restorer?"
"Yes, it's the snake venom from the former head of the bodyguard." The forensic lord replied, "It's the same kind of snake venom from the assassin snake demon."
"How can there be snake venom in the hair growth agent?" Liujiao was very puzzled, "Which manufacturer? Which brand? Is there any quality inspection?"
"It's just not there!" The forensic officer shook his head and said, "It's just a bottle with no label on it, and it contains a strong ginger-flavored liquid. I asked the abbot's attendant, and he said that the abbot got it from somewhere." Hair growth secret', can grow hair. Apply it on the head every day."
"This..." Liujiao couldn't figure it out, "This means..."
"This means that you can't use Sanwu products!" The expert forensic said earnestly, "Daily chemicals without licenses and quality inspections are very harmful!"
Liujiao just said: "I have been taught."
The Snow Wolf King said again: "Is there anything suspicious about the abbot's residence?"
The forensic adult said again: "The abbot should be corrupt."
The Snow Wolf King smiled and said, "Is it still 'should'?"
"This... I can't say it. Didn't the king hand over the auditing to a professional auditing team? They didn't tell me the result, and I can only guess based on some tiny clues." The forensic master replied cautiously .
The Snow Wolf King did indeed send experts to check the accounts of the Tiandi Temple, and there was a lot of shortfalls. It seems that the abbot has pocketed a lot of money and has embezzled a lot.
Hearing the forensic master say "guess based on some tiny clues", the king said: "Then how did you find out that the abbot was corrupt?"
"Oh, back to Your Majesty," the forensic officer replied, "We looked at the computer in the abbot's residence and found that he searched the Internet for 'several years for embezzlement of public funds', 'death penalty for embezzlement of public funds', 'how to abscond with money gracefully', etc. waiting for items."
The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "That's really a tiny clue... Doesn't his personal computer have anything related to accounts?"
"He has an encrypted hard drive, the clues of corruption should be inside, and the expert team is deciphering it." The forensic master replied.
"Okay," Snow Wolf King nodded, "Is that all you found?"
The word "just" is used quite spiritually, which makes the subordinates feel full of fear.
"Did you find these?" and "Is that all you found?" There is a difference in one word, but the senses are far away.
The witness was even sweating on his forehead, ready to kneel down, lowered his head and said: "I am trying to find more clues."
The Snow Wolf King said: "I have already asked Feiniaowei to watch over Zhengqi Temple."
"The View of Righteous Qi?" The witness was extremely astonished, "Is your majesty still suspicious of that Taoist priest?"
"Yes." The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "By the way, you have investigated the venom of poisonous snakes, have you developed an antidote serum?"
When the forensic master heard this question, he was as shocked and helpless as "the boss asked his subordinate to buy watermelon, and the subordinate bought the watermelon back, but the boss asked you if you have researched the manufacturing process of seedless watermelon": you are fucking kidding me ?
"Hmm... Your Majesty... Your Majesty's question is very good." The forensic officer coughed dryly, lowered his head and said, "I don't know why your Majesty suddenly asked about the blood serum? Besides, this is probably something that can only be done by an expert from the Imperial Physician." ——This is roughly equivalent to "You didn't fucking say it before, my salary doesn't cover this job."
"It was really unnecessary before. After all, the people who were poisoned are already dead. It is not reasonable to send the imperial doctor to make the serum in an emergency." The Snow Wolf King suddenly raised his feet and lifted his trousers, only to see snake bites on his feet. The scars were faintly blue and black, "But this king seems to be poisoned."
"Ah!!! King!!!!" The snow leopard was frightened, jumped up in the air, and fell back to the ground.
Liujiao touched the king's ankle, and saw extremely small tooth marks on the white ankle, if it wasn't for the strange green aura, it would not have been noticed at all.
The forensic lord's knees softened, he knelt down on the ground, and burst out two lines of tears: "Heaven!!!! Your Majesty———————————————Ah, no, aren't you immune, Your Majesty?"
Snow Wolf King said to Liujiao again: "Also, don't call me 'big king' outside."
"Are you afraid that others will discover your identity?" Liujiao asked.
Snow Wolf King nodded slightly.
Liujiao smiled and said, "Then you can rest assured. There are many dogs named 'Dawang'."
"..."
The Snow Wolf King couldn't answer those words.
In the end, Liujiao decided to watch a movie starring the puppet spirit.The Snow Wolf King picked up the movie ticket and looked at it. The name of the movie was "The Domineering Wolf King and the Pretty Cat Concubine".
Snow Wolf King frowned and said, "Is this movie really good?"
"Isn't that enough for the main character to look good?" Liu Jiao gave a superficial answer.
The Snow Wolf King thought about it, and thought that since it was a date, the date could watch whatever movie the date liked to watch.So, the two entered the theater before the movie started.
As soon as the movie opened, the domineering wolf king appeared on the big screen-this character, as the name suggests, is a very domineering wolf king.As soon as he came out, he let out a wolf howl.
The Snow Wolf King judged after hearing the sound: "This actor is a husky."
The actor of Domineering Wolf King is a fake wolf, but Pretty Cat Concubine is a really pretty cat.The puppet is dressed in tulle and pearls, with bright eyes and bright teeth, and a sweet smile, which also fascinated many audiences, completely ignoring the mentally handicapped plot.
"My lord..." The puppet spirit was about to cry on the camera, "My lord, if I die..."
"If you die, I'll let the Tai Hospital be buried with you!" Husky yelled.
The puppet spirit also meowed sadly.
The snow wolf lordly said: "Killing the imperial physician for no reason, the Xianjun KPI doesn't want it?"
"Why doesn't this wolf king need to go to court?"
"Doesn't this wolf king have diligent missions?"
"This wolf king can't pass the trial period at all."
Liujiao turned to look at Snow Wolf King: "Your Majesty, don't talk while watching a movie."
"..."
Snow Wolf King was silent for a while, then stretched out his wolf claws to Liujiao.
Therefore, Liu Jiao failed to watch the movie carefully.
At the end of the movie, the cat concubine died miserably, separated from the wolf king, and many viewers burst into tears.When the show ended, many audience members had red eyes.Liujiao's eyes were also wet, she gritted her teeth and glanced at the Snow Wolf King, her face flushed again.
The Snow Wolf King said: "The movie is not bad. I can make more in the future."
After watching the movie, they left the theater again.Liujiao looked at the clock and asked, "Are we going back to Tiandi Temple?"
Snow Wolf King said: "Let's go."
After the two finished watching the movie, it was already dark when they came out, so they went back to the Tiandi Temple.Aye and Big Yellow Duck had been waiting for them to come back, and they were also relieved to see Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao returning safely.
"Both of you are noble people, so don't go out in the future." The big yellow duck felt a little scared in retrospect, if something happened to the two of them when they went out, he would not take the blame!
But the Snow Wolf King said: "Don't worry, Little Leopard's chief guard is brave. No matter what happens, he will protect me."
Snow Leopard's head guard was rather proud when he heard Snow Wolf King's praise, and said, "Yes, yes, I will protect the King well."
Aye was on the side, still wanting to persuade, but was blocked by the big yellow duck.The big yellow duck just pulled Aye and said: "Your Majesty and Master are tired and hungry after going out for a day, let's pass the meal first."
After finishing speaking, the big yellow duck took Aye to set the meal.But Aye said: "Why don't you persuade me?"
The big yellow duck replied: "Didn't you see that the king and the master are both happy? Say it! Aren't you afraid of making them unhappy?"
A Ye was stunned for a moment, and said, "I've never seen you be so particular about it before."
"In the past, I only served the Snow Leopard's master. That's different." The big yellow duck glanced at Aye, and then said in an old man's tone, "You are young and have low qualifications. You have only served the Snow Leopard's master, so you don't understand many rules. You You can’t treat the king with the same way of serving the master of the snow leopard, otherwise, you will be the one who suffers!”
But Aye said: "I think the king is quite lenient..."
But the big yellow duck said: "Then what about the Empress Dowager?"
"The queen of the underworld? That's a ruthless character." Aye had heard a little about how the queen of the underworld was ruthless in the harem and eradicated dissidents.
The big yellow duck said: "Look, the empress of the underworld is such a powerful character, now she can't speak a word in the harem, and she will be revoked and banned. Do you still think the king is easy to get along with?"
Aye was also stunned.
The two quietly served the meal to the table again.The Snow Wolf King still looked amiable, smiling at Aye.Aye only thought that the king looked like a fairy and loved to laugh, so he was naturally good-natured.
Snow Wolf King saw a plate of chicken wings and said, "Why don't you eat beef?"
Liujiao replied: "I ate too much chicken in the palace, so I wanted beef. Now I ate too much beef, but I missed the taste of chicken, so I asked the kitchen to make chicken."
"Okay." The Snow Wolf King said with a smile, "I'll tear apart the chicken bones for you."
The snow wolf king's skillful hands somehow removed the bones of the chicken wings, leaving only the fragrant and soft chicken.
"Oh, my lord! Would you eat it?" Liujiao said, "It's the bones that are delicious!"
As he said that, Liujiao gnawed on the chicken bone with his bare hands.
The Snow Wolf King smiled helplessly, seeing that the willow pepper, chicken, and chicken bones were delicious, and said: "That's fine, it doesn't have to be like eating meat buns, you eat all the meat, and I eat the leftovers."
The Snow Wolf King and Liu Jiao were eating, and the forensic lord came to see him again.The Snow Wolf King screened back to the left and right, and the three remaining in the room, the king, Liu Jiao and the forensic lord, only asked, "Did you find anything else?"
The forensic master replied: "The abbot has already found out that the hair restorer he used is poisonous."
"Hair restorer?" Snow Wolf King was a little surprised, "Does he still use this?"
"Yes, although he has shaved his hair, he still has a heart that wants to continue to grow his hair." The witness said with some regret.
But Liujiao suddenly remembered that the goose demons said that the abbot they knew had hair.Liujiao then asked: "By the way, is the abbot that the goose demon is talking about the bald abbot we know?"
"It's the same abbot." The witness replied, "It's just the past two years, and the abbot hasn't bald yet."
Liujiao was a little surprised: "Really? But she lost all her hair in two years?"
"A middle-aged man's hair is like leaves. It grows thick in summer, but it falls off in the blink of an eye when the autumn wind blows. There is no time to remember it." The witness said vicissitudes, "The guards have thick hair, so they don't understand."
Liujiao said, "Actually, I also lose a lot of hair every day."
All cats shed hair, and big cats are no exception.
But the Snow Wolf King said: "A middle-aged man loses his hair, so he won't lose all his hair?"
"It didn't even fall off, it fell into the Mediterranean Sea, which is ugly, so I simply shaved it off." The forensic adult replied, "This is also a common state of middle-aged men."
"Is that hair restorer useless?" Liujiao asked curiously.
But the forensic master said: "I think he should have started using that bottle of hair restorer in the past two months."
The Snow Wolf King pondered for a while, and said, "Is there snake venom in the hair restorer?"
"Yes, it's the snake venom from the former head of the bodyguard." The forensic lord replied, "It's the same kind of snake venom from the assassin snake demon."
"How can there be snake venom in the hair growth agent?" Liujiao was very puzzled, "Which manufacturer? Which brand? Is there any quality inspection?"
"It's just not there!" The forensic officer shook his head and said, "It's just a bottle with no label on it, and it contains a strong ginger-flavored liquid. I asked the abbot's attendant, and he said that the abbot got it from somewhere." Hair growth secret', can grow hair. Apply it on the head every day."
"This..." Liujiao couldn't figure it out, "This means..."
"This means that you can't use Sanwu products!" The expert forensic said earnestly, "Daily chemicals without licenses and quality inspections are very harmful!"
Liujiao just said: "I have been taught."
The Snow Wolf King said again: "Is there anything suspicious about the abbot's residence?"
The forensic adult said again: "The abbot should be corrupt."
The Snow Wolf King smiled and said, "Is it still 'should'?"
"This... I can't say it. Didn't the king hand over the auditing to a professional auditing team? They didn't tell me the result, and I can only guess based on some tiny clues." The forensic master replied cautiously .
The Snow Wolf King did indeed send experts to check the accounts of the Tiandi Temple, and there was a lot of shortfalls. It seems that the abbot has pocketed a lot of money and has embezzled a lot.
Hearing the forensic master say "guess based on some tiny clues", the king said: "Then how did you find out that the abbot was corrupt?"
"Oh, back to Your Majesty," the forensic officer replied, "We looked at the computer in the abbot's residence and found that he searched the Internet for 'several years for embezzlement of public funds', 'death penalty for embezzlement of public funds', 'how to abscond with money gracefully', etc. waiting for items."
The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "That's really a tiny clue... Doesn't his personal computer have anything related to accounts?"
"He has an encrypted hard drive, the clues of corruption should be inside, and the expert team is deciphering it." The forensic master replied.
"Okay," Snow Wolf King nodded, "Is that all you found?"
The word "just" is used quite spiritually, which makes the subordinates feel full of fear.
"Did you find these?" and "Is that all you found?" There is a difference in one word, but the senses are far away.
The witness was even sweating on his forehead, ready to kneel down, lowered his head and said: "I am trying to find more clues."
The Snow Wolf King said: "I have already asked Feiniaowei to watch over Zhengqi Temple."
"The View of Righteous Qi?" The witness was extremely astonished, "Is your majesty still suspicious of that Taoist priest?"
"Yes." The Snow Wolf King nodded and said, "By the way, you have investigated the venom of poisonous snakes, have you developed an antidote serum?"
When the forensic master heard this question, he was as shocked and helpless as "the boss asked his subordinate to buy watermelon, and the subordinate bought the watermelon back, but the boss asked you if you have researched the manufacturing process of seedless watermelon": you are fucking kidding me ?
"Hmm... Your Majesty... Your Majesty's question is very good." The forensic officer coughed dryly, lowered his head and said, "I don't know why your Majesty suddenly asked about the blood serum? Besides, this is probably something that can only be done by an expert from the Imperial Physician." ——This is roughly equivalent to "You didn't fucking say it before, my salary doesn't cover this job."
"It was really unnecessary before. After all, the people who were poisoned are already dead. It is not reasonable to send the imperial doctor to make the serum in an emergency." The Snow Wolf King suddenly raised his feet and lifted his trousers, only to see snake bites on his feet. The scars were faintly blue and black, "But this king seems to be poisoned."
"Ah!!! King!!!!" The snow leopard was frightened, jumped up in the air, and fell back to the ground.
Liujiao touched the king's ankle, and saw extremely small tooth marks on the white ankle, if it wasn't for the strange green aura, it would not have been noticed at all.
The forensic lord's knees softened, he knelt down on the ground, and burst out two lines of tears: "Heaven!!!! Your Majesty———————————————Ah, no, aren't you immune, Your Majesty?"
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