The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 14 Age is a Mystery
Health preservation belongs to health preservation, but the turntable ghost who took advantage of loopholes still has to be caught.
Su Ling pondered, the turntable ghost had benefited from Guo Guoguo, maybe he would come back to find her.So, together with Guo Guoguo, he and Guo Guoguo decided to take the staff to Guo Guoguo's house and wait for the rabbit.
That day, Su Ling gave Guo Guoguo a white jade, and then he and Sheng Ze stayed in the guest room, while Chang Bai and Chang Wu held a telescope and ambushed in the opposite hotel.
As the company's only female employee, Meng Xiaoman accompanied Guo Guoguo and hid in the wardrobe of the master bedroom.
Su Ling was bored waiting beside him, yawning one after another.
Sheng Ze glanced at him, and suddenly asked, "Can you play chess?"
Su Ling raised one eyebrow: "Gobang?"
Sheng Ze: ...
"I'm kidding you." Su Ling laughed heartily, spread her hands, and conjured up a chessboard out of thin air, with two sets of black and white chess pieces.
Sheng Ze sat on the ground, propped his chin with one hand, lazily picked up a white chess piece from the mahogany box, and pointed it at the light.
"Ivory." Sheng Ze judged.
Su Ling smiled: "Yes."
"Moyu's." Sheng Ze picked up another black chess piece and smiled lazily, "There is also a chessboard, isn't it made of hundreds of years old wood?"
Su Ling still smiled: "Yes."
Sheng Ze shook his head with a smile, put the chess pieces back, and looked at Su Ling with a half-smile: "This set of chessboards is very valuable, where did you buy them?"
Su Ling was a little embarrassed by his teasing, scratched her nose, and said, "I brought it down."
After death, the soul leaves the body and enters the underworld without anything.But if it is your own funeral object, after the first seven days, the ghost is free to take it.
When the ghosts in the underworld talk about such funeral objects, they will say that they "brought it down by themselves".
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows quite unexpectedly, and after a while, he seemed to be emotional, and said something probing: "This actually made me start to wonder about your age."
"Since the soul has entered the underworld, it is common sense to be a ghost." Su Ling smiled slyly, curled up her fingers, tapped the chess surface, and urged, "Those are not important, but you can't play chess? "
Sheng Ze sat up straight and started the game seriously.
……
Su Ling and Sheng Ze fought fiercely, and it was almost midnight in a blink of an eye.
"I still have something to do, let's call it a day." Su Ling said.
Sheng Ze withdrew his hand without hesitation, and nodded.
This time the chess game was indeed a hearty fight, and the level of the two of them was quite beyond the opponent's expectations.
Unexpectedly, it is inevitable that people will feel a sense of sympathy.
Su Ling put away the chessboard with a smile, and sincerely invited: "Next time."
"Okay." Sheng Ze rubbed Su Ling's head smoothly.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the door of the master bedroom was quietly opened a crack, and the yin wind whimpered away the yang energy in the room.
Guo Guoguo clenched her lower lip tightly and wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, curling up and trembling uncontrollably.
After a while, there were slight footsteps at the door.
Guo Guoguo's body trembled violently, a tear rolled from the corner of his eye, his hands and feet were cold, and he was about to scream.
"Don't be afraid." Meng Xiaoman said softly.
As Meng Xiaoman's voice fell, Guo Guoguo only felt a tingling sensation from top to bottom.Then, somehow, the originally cold hands and feet began to warm up.
Guo Guoguo trembled in his heart, carefully poked his eyes out from under the quilt, looked at it for a moment, and was about to say something, but heard Meng Xiaoman hiss again, and said seriously: "Here we are."
coming! ! !
Guo Guoguo quickly retracted his head.
"Ding Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong, I have a small turntable, which is beautiful and fun. Turn it around, turn it around, and enjoy the glory and wealth~"
The laughing child's voice sang songs repeatedly, and the voice gradually became louder from far to near.
Guo Guoguo tightly pinched the corner of the quilt, his hands covered in cold sweat.
"Hee hee hee hee, young lady, come out and play with me!" The shape of a palm suddenly appeared out of thin air above the quilt.
"Ah - I don't play, I don't want to play, you go find someone else!" Guo Guoguo finally couldn't help shouting out.
Meng Xiaoman's figure moved slightly, but soon, she held back her temper and retreated.
--not the right time yet.
"Ask what it wants to do." Su Ling's calm voice suddenly rang in Guo Guoguo's ear, "Find a way to make it take out the turntable."
Guo Guoguo was stunned for a moment, sensing that the power above the quilt had not weakened.Boss Su didn't know how to do it, and the turntable ghost didn't feel anything unusual.
Guo Guoguo became ruthless, resisting the urge to run away, and asked tremblingly, "What do you want to play?"
"Playing with the turntable." The ghost laughed and laughed.
Guo Guoguo recalled his previous experience of being cheated, and couldn't help feeling a little angry, and said angrily: "You have taken so much life, isn't it enough?"
"Hehehe, how about giving back your life today?" The ghost patted the quilt again.
Guo Guoguo sat up from the bed all of a sudden, excitedly said: "Really?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a big black turntable with a radius of one meter suddenly appeared in front of Guo Guoguo's eyes.This turntable was somewhat similar to the ones she had seen before, but it was larger than the previous one, and the words on it had also changed.
The turntable is subdivided into several small grids, on which are written "3 years", "5 years", and "2 months".
A turntable ghost with the size of a fist was sitting on the top of the turntable, looking at Guo Guoguo with a smile.
Guo Guoguo raised his head, slightly stunned.
She didn't see the turntable ghost last time, but when she saw it this time, she realized that the turntable ghost was not as scary as she had imagined, but rather... small.
The turntable ghost is like a miniature doll, with a weird smile on its face, two small black horns on its head, and a long and thin tail behind it.
"Today, let's play life draw! The grid below, whichever one you draw, will be returned to you, okay?" The turntable ghost tilted his head, looking strangely innocent.
The appearance of the turntable ghost somewhat calmed Guo Guoguo's inner panic, and made her a lot more courageous.
She turned her face away and refused angrily: "Not good."
Do I look so deceitful?I have been cheated once, will I be cheated a second time? !
Guo Guoguo thought sullenly.
"I didn't lie to you." The turntable ghost sounded a little wronged, "Look, there are 48 each this time, only four are thank you for your patronage."
Guo Guoguo couldn't help but look back. As a result, apart from the four boxes thank you for your patronage, the minimum other words were "20 days". The turntable ghost really didn't lie to him.
Boss Su also said before that even if he caught the turntable ghost, he would not get his life back...
Thinking about it, Guo Guoguo couldn't help feeling a little moved, swallowed, and said nervously, "Then what are you going to change this time?"
The turntable ghost fixed his gaze on Guo Guoguo's neck, with a greedy expression on his face.
Guo Guoguo's face turned pale in an instant, and he backed away repeatedly, clutching his neck.
Is it my life?No, I don't have much lifespan, could it be... for sex? !
In Guo Guoguo's mind, dozens of unsuitable postures inevitably appeared in Guo Guoguo's mind.
Turntable ghost: ...
You think too much, I just want that piece of jade.
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Wu Juan: Boss, you are able to silently write "The Handbook of the Book Sage"!
Su Ling: It’s easy to say. In my time, this book belonged to general education.
Sheng Ze: Boss, your chessboard seems a bit expensive.
Su Ling: How can there be? In my time, ivory and black jade were not worth much.
Meng Xiaoman: Boss, why are you always being lied to?
Su Ling: Cough cough cough cough, that's because in my time, the folk customs were relatively simple...
Employees: So boss, what era are you from? !
---
Thank you for listening to Yuxuan's nutrient solution x5~ (This is really a big guy who has nutrient solution every day...)
So congratulations for getting a "Full of Nonsense · Age is a Mystery · Su Xiaoling"~
Su Xiaoling: I was originally a ghost :)
Su Ling pondered, the turntable ghost had benefited from Guo Guoguo, maybe he would come back to find her.So, together with Guo Guoguo, he and Guo Guoguo decided to take the staff to Guo Guoguo's house and wait for the rabbit.
That day, Su Ling gave Guo Guoguo a white jade, and then he and Sheng Ze stayed in the guest room, while Chang Bai and Chang Wu held a telescope and ambushed in the opposite hotel.
As the company's only female employee, Meng Xiaoman accompanied Guo Guoguo and hid in the wardrobe of the master bedroom.
Su Ling was bored waiting beside him, yawning one after another.
Sheng Ze glanced at him, and suddenly asked, "Can you play chess?"
Su Ling raised one eyebrow: "Gobang?"
Sheng Ze: ...
"I'm kidding you." Su Ling laughed heartily, spread her hands, and conjured up a chessboard out of thin air, with two sets of black and white chess pieces.
Sheng Ze sat on the ground, propped his chin with one hand, lazily picked up a white chess piece from the mahogany box, and pointed it at the light.
"Ivory." Sheng Ze judged.
Su Ling smiled: "Yes."
"Moyu's." Sheng Ze picked up another black chess piece and smiled lazily, "There is also a chessboard, isn't it made of hundreds of years old wood?"
Su Ling still smiled: "Yes."
Sheng Ze shook his head with a smile, put the chess pieces back, and looked at Su Ling with a half-smile: "This set of chessboards is very valuable, where did you buy them?"
Su Ling was a little embarrassed by his teasing, scratched her nose, and said, "I brought it down."
After death, the soul leaves the body and enters the underworld without anything.But if it is your own funeral object, after the first seven days, the ghost is free to take it.
When the ghosts in the underworld talk about such funeral objects, they will say that they "brought it down by themselves".
Sheng Ze raised his eyebrows quite unexpectedly, and after a while, he seemed to be emotional, and said something probing: "This actually made me start to wonder about your age."
"Since the soul has entered the underworld, it is common sense to be a ghost." Su Ling smiled slyly, curled up her fingers, tapped the chess surface, and urged, "Those are not important, but you can't play chess? "
Sheng Ze sat up straight and started the game seriously.
……
Su Ling and Sheng Ze fought fiercely, and it was almost midnight in a blink of an eye.
"I still have something to do, let's call it a day." Su Ling said.
Sheng Ze withdrew his hand without hesitation, and nodded.
This time the chess game was indeed a hearty fight, and the level of the two of them was quite beyond the opponent's expectations.
Unexpectedly, it is inevitable that people will feel a sense of sympathy.
Su Ling put away the chessboard with a smile, and sincerely invited: "Next time."
"Okay." Sheng Ze rubbed Su Ling's head smoothly.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the door of the master bedroom was quietly opened a crack, and the yin wind whimpered away the yang energy in the room.
Guo Guoguo clenched her lower lip tightly and wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, curling up and trembling uncontrollably.
After a while, there were slight footsteps at the door.
Guo Guoguo's body trembled violently, a tear rolled from the corner of his eye, his hands and feet were cold, and he was about to scream.
"Don't be afraid." Meng Xiaoman said softly.
As Meng Xiaoman's voice fell, Guo Guoguo only felt a tingling sensation from top to bottom.Then, somehow, the originally cold hands and feet began to warm up.
Guo Guoguo trembled in his heart, carefully poked his eyes out from under the quilt, looked at it for a moment, and was about to say something, but heard Meng Xiaoman hiss again, and said seriously: "Here we are."
coming! ! !
Guo Guoguo quickly retracted his head.
"Ding Ding Dong, Ding Ding Dong, I have a small turntable, which is beautiful and fun. Turn it around, turn it around, and enjoy the glory and wealth~"
The laughing child's voice sang songs repeatedly, and the voice gradually became louder from far to near.
Guo Guoguo tightly pinched the corner of the quilt, his hands covered in cold sweat.
"Hee hee hee hee, young lady, come out and play with me!" The shape of a palm suddenly appeared out of thin air above the quilt.
"Ah - I don't play, I don't want to play, you go find someone else!" Guo Guoguo finally couldn't help shouting out.
Meng Xiaoman's figure moved slightly, but soon, she held back her temper and retreated.
--not the right time yet.
"Ask what it wants to do." Su Ling's calm voice suddenly rang in Guo Guoguo's ear, "Find a way to make it take out the turntable."
Guo Guoguo was stunned for a moment, sensing that the power above the quilt had not weakened.Boss Su didn't know how to do it, and the turntable ghost didn't feel anything unusual.
Guo Guoguo became ruthless, resisting the urge to run away, and asked tremblingly, "What do you want to play?"
"Playing with the turntable." The ghost laughed and laughed.
Guo Guoguo recalled his previous experience of being cheated, and couldn't help feeling a little angry, and said angrily: "You have taken so much life, isn't it enough?"
"Hehehe, how about giving back your life today?" The ghost patted the quilt again.
Guo Guoguo sat up from the bed all of a sudden, excitedly said: "Really?!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a big black turntable with a radius of one meter suddenly appeared in front of Guo Guoguo's eyes.This turntable was somewhat similar to the ones she had seen before, but it was larger than the previous one, and the words on it had also changed.
The turntable is subdivided into several small grids, on which are written "3 years", "5 years", and "2 months".
A turntable ghost with the size of a fist was sitting on the top of the turntable, looking at Guo Guoguo with a smile.
Guo Guoguo raised his head, slightly stunned.
She didn't see the turntable ghost last time, but when she saw it this time, she realized that the turntable ghost was not as scary as she had imagined, but rather... small.
The turntable ghost is like a miniature doll, with a weird smile on its face, two small black horns on its head, and a long and thin tail behind it.
"Today, let's play life draw! The grid below, whichever one you draw, will be returned to you, okay?" The turntable ghost tilted his head, looking strangely innocent.
The appearance of the turntable ghost somewhat calmed Guo Guoguo's inner panic, and made her a lot more courageous.
She turned her face away and refused angrily: "Not good."
Do I look so deceitful?I have been cheated once, will I be cheated a second time? !
Guo Guoguo thought sullenly.
"I didn't lie to you." The turntable ghost sounded a little wronged, "Look, there are 48 each this time, only four are thank you for your patronage."
Guo Guoguo couldn't help but look back. As a result, apart from the four boxes thank you for your patronage, the minimum other words were "20 days". The turntable ghost really didn't lie to him.
Boss Su also said before that even if he caught the turntable ghost, he would not get his life back...
Thinking about it, Guo Guoguo couldn't help feeling a little moved, swallowed, and said nervously, "Then what are you going to change this time?"
The turntable ghost fixed his gaze on Guo Guoguo's neck, with a greedy expression on his face.
Guo Guoguo's face turned pale in an instant, and he backed away repeatedly, clutching his neck.
Is it my life?No, I don't have much lifespan, could it be... for sex? !
In Guo Guoguo's mind, dozens of unsuitable postures inevitably appeared in Guo Guoguo's mind.
Turntable ghost: ...
You think too much, I just want that piece of jade.
The author has something to say: [Small Theater]
Wu Juan: Boss, you are able to silently write "The Handbook of the Book Sage"!
Su Ling: It’s easy to say. In my time, this book belonged to general education.
Sheng Ze: Boss, your chessboard seems a bit expensive.
Su Ling: How can there be? In my time, ivory and black jade were not worth much.
Meng Xiaoman: Boss, why are you always being lied to?
Su Ling: Cough cough cough cough, that's because in my time, the folk customs were relatively simple...
Employees: So boss, what era are you from? !
---
Thank you for listening to Yuxuan's nutrient solution x5~ (This is really a big guy who has nutrient solution every day...)
So congratulations for getting a "Full of Nonsense · Age is a Mystery · Su Xiaoling"~
Su Xiaoling: I was originally a ghost :)
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