The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 23 Ask the Ghosts and Gods
Pushing open the door, Qian Duo was lying on the bed with a peaceful expression on his face.
Su Ling took a look, stretched out his hand to pick up Qian Duo's skirt, and frowned.
After one night, the dark spots on Qian Duo's body completely faded away, but the streaks of blood on his back still haven't faded away.The bright red blood streaks formed a strange and ancient pattern on the skin, like a curse.
Su Ling thought for a moment, took out a bottle of incense ash, and carefully sprinkled it all over the room.
In front of Qian Duo's bed, there were two rows of small plum blossom footprints.
Su Ling looked at it for a moment and asked, "Does your family have a cat?"
"No." Young Master Qian scratched his head in doubt, "Dad really hates small animals, let alone keeping them, there will be no cats or dogs near the house."
Su Ling nodded slightly, carefully avoided the incense ash, walked over, and opened the window.The plum blossom footprints completely disappeared from the edge of the window, as if the cat appeared on the second floor of the villa out of thin air.
Young Master Qian cautiously poked his head around and asked, "Boss Su, what is it this time?"
Su Ling shook her head: "It's hard to say. There is no resentment in this room."
Young Master Qian was puzzled and said, "What do you mean?"
Su Ling patiently explained to him: "Boss Qian's body is still there, but his soul body can't be found in the room, so he may not have died normally. But if it's a ghost claiming his life, after death, everyone will be killed." It is inevitable that there will be resentment, but Boss Qian doesn't have it, so it seems very strange."
Young Master Qian was taken aback when he heard that.
"Brother, why did you invite these two liars here again?" Second Young Master Qian's dissatisfied voice came from the stairwell.
Su Ling glanced curiously, then smiled.
"It's you again." Su Ling warmly greeted the two of them.
The two little Taoist priests looked at each other awkwardly, and silently hid behind their master.
Su Ling's gaze followed their movements, only then did he see an older Taoist priest behind Qian Ershao.
The Taoist priest had a childish face, and his gestures were quite magnanimous: "Old man is the master of the Sanqing Temple, his Taoist name is Wuchen, and Qihuang and Yam are my disciples. May I ask how this little fellow Taoist should be called?"
Qihuang?Yam?This is your two names?
Su Ling looked at the little Taoist priest with surprise.
The little Taoist priests puffed up their cheeks angrily, turned their heads and ignored him.
Su Ling smiled and was not angry, and even politely handed over her business card: "I have met Master Wuchen, this is my business card."
Wu Chen lowered his head, looked at the "Chairman of Su Ling Life Co., Ltd." printed on the business card, and fell into deep thought.
"Little fellow daoist, listen to my disciple, your daoism is the pinnacle." Wuchen boasted politely.
Su Ling blinked, but didn't answer.
I always feel that this old saying is not finished yet.
Sure enough, Wu Chen changed the subject and asked suddenly: "The two evildoers of mine accidentally lost a lamp last time, have you seen it before?"
Su Ling: ...
It's time to come!
Sheng Ze said lightly behind Su Ling: "I haven't seen it before."
Wu Chen opened his mouth and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure?"
Sheng Ze raised his eyelids, his eyes swept over Wuchen calmly.There was obviously no emotion in those deep eyes, but there was an inexplicable pressure of silence.
Wuchen frowned.
——This is a unique temperament that can only be developed by people who are used to being superior.
Sheng Ze yawned, and said lazily, "I don't know where that lamp went, but last time I glanced at it, I saw the pattern on the base. Well, if you read it correctly, it seems to be the style of the underworld, right?" ?”
Sheng Ze waved his finger with a half-smile: "The things in the underworld are not things that can be circulated in the world. Maybe some big boss took them back."
Wu Chen's expression turned serious, he looked at Sheng Ze calmly, and asked tentatively, "Who is this?"
Sheng Ze grinned his white teeth and said proudly, "The field worker and driver of Su Ling Life Co., Ltd."
Dust-free:? ? ?
I believed your evil.
Kankan got confused about the matter of illuminating the evil lamp. Seeing that Wuchen was going to study the footprints of the plum blossom, Su Lingcai quietly approached Sheng Ze and asked curiously, "Is that lamp really from the underworld?"
Sheng Ze smiled, "Yes."
Su Ling continued to be curious: "Is it true that things from the underworld cannot flow into the human world?"
"Buff him." Sheng Ze looked down at Su Ling, stretched out his hand, slapped his forehead mercilessly, and said coldly, "It's not because of your good deeds."
Su Ling held her head in aggrieved way: "I didn't take that on purpose, Deng ran over by himself... No, no, why don't you return it."
Sheng Ze shook his head: "Didn't you already give Mingzhu? What's more, the lamp has already developed a sense of consciousness, and it will come back after giving it."
"So smart..." Su Ling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, "How do you know?"
Sheng Ze: "... guessed."
"Little fellow daoist, where do you think these footprints come from?" Wu Chen interrupted Su Ling's questioning in time.
Su Ling's attention was instantly attracted, and he walked over and analyzed, "This is the cat's paw."
Sheng Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
"I've heard that black cats have a special physique and are the most likely to attract evil spirits. This time I'm afraid it's also the black cat that caused the trouble." Wu Chen twirled his beard and pondered.
Su Ling spread her hands and reminded: "There is no resentment in the room."
Wuchen frowned, looked around, and murmured: "If there is no resentment, it is not murder. But it is impossible..."
Su Ling looked at Wuchen thinking seriously, thought for a while, but still didn't make a sound.
The more Wu Chen thinks about it, the more entangled he becomes - if Qian Duo died unexpectedly, the house wouldn't be so "clean"; but if it's the end of his life, it doesn't make sense that Qian Duo still has this pattern on his body...
The little Taoist priests saw that the master's expression was getting more and more ferocious, so they couldn't help reaching out, tugging at the corner of his clothes, and said worriedly: "Master."
Wuchen's headache was so severe that it almost exploded. Somehow, in a flash, he suddenly raised his head and finally remembered Su Ling beside him.
Su Ling received the questioning gaze, and wondered: "Isn't it easy to know the life expectancy of Qian Duo? Just borrow the book of life and death to take a look."
He also didn't understand, why did this old man struggle with such a simple matter for so long?
Wuchen seemed to have heard some joke, and sneered: "It's simple, life and death book, how to borrow?"
Su Ling took it for granted, "Ask ghosts and gods."
Wuchen shook his head and looked at Su Ling with sympathy: "The book of life and death is in the hands of the judge, and only the King of Hades and the Ghost King are not allowed to borrow it. What's the use of inviting a kid here?"
Su Ling tilted her head, feeling even more bewildered: "In this case, then please invite the ghost king."
Wu Chen was about to laugh angrily: "Daoist friend, have you never invited ghosts and gods? What kind of person is the ghost king, how could he come to the world so easily? Generally speaking, asking ghosts and gods is nothing more than inviting a thousand-year-old wandering spirit. Mo Speaking of ghost kings, even great gods like judges and impermanence will not come."
Su Ling's eyes widened: "Huh? But I always hired him before."
Sheng Ze couldn't hold back, he just choked on his own saliva.
The author has something to say: [The opening of the small theater~]
Wu Chen: Daoist friend, let me tell you, ghosts and gods are really, really hard to get, and the ghost king is really, really hard to get.
Shengze: Death Stare.jpg
Su Ling (ignorant): No, the ghost king is very easy-going.
After finishing speaking, Su Ling specially demonstrated it to Wuchen—lighting cigarettes, burning incense, and asking the Ghost King: Are you there?
Half a moment later, the Ghost King responded: Yes.
Su Ling: Can I ask you for a favor?
Ghost King replied: Yes.
Wuchen didn't believe in evil, so he learned a bit, burned incense and asked: Lord Ghost King, are you there?
Half a moment later, the Ghost King responded: No, get lost.
Wuchen: QAQ is a world that looks at faces...
---
Thanks to the world irrigation in Maoyan x1, the beggar next door x20, I am your Dong Xiaoshan x25~
Congratulations to Dong Xiaoshan, cutie, for getting today's drop: [Double-standard Ghost King Lord]
Su Ling took a look, stretched out his hand to pick up Qian Duo's skirt, and frowned.
After one night, the dark spots on Qian Duo's body completely faded away, but the streaks of blood on his back still haven't faded away.The bright red blood streaks formed a strange and ancient pattern on the skin, like a curse.
Su Ling thought for a moment, took out a bottle of incense ash, and carefully sprinkled it all over the room.
In front of Qian Duo's bed, there were two rows of small plum blossom footprints.
Su Ling looked at it for a moment and asked, "Does your family have a cat?"
"No." Young Master Qian scratched his head in doubt, "Dad really hates small animals, let alone keeping them, there will be no cats or dogs near the house."
Su Ling nodded slightly, carefully avoided the incense ash, walked over, and opened the window.The plum blossom footprints completely disappeared from the edge of the window, as if the cat appeared on the second floor of the villa out of thin air.
Young Master Qian cautiously poked his head around and asked, "Boss Su, what is it this time?"
Su Ling shook her head: "It's hard to say. There is no resentment in this room."
Young Master Qian was puzzled and said, "What do you mean?"
Su Ling patiently explained to him: "Boss Qian's body is still there, but his soul body can't be found in the room, so he may not have died normally. But if it's a ghost claiming his life, after death, everyone will be killed." It is inevitable that there will be resentment, but Boss Qian doesn't have it, so it seems very strange."
Young Master Qian was taken aback when he heard that.
"Brother, why did you invite these two liars here again?" Second Young Master Qian's dissatisfied voice came from the stairwell.
Su Ling glanced curiously, then smiled.
"It's you again." Su Ling warmly greeted the two of them.
The two little Taoist priests looked at each other awkwardly, and silently hid behind their master.
Su Ling's gaze followed their movements, only then did he see an older Taoist priest behind Qian Ershao.
The Taoist priest had a childish face, and his gestures were quite magnanimous: "Old man is the master of the Sanqing Temple, his Taoist name is Wuchen, and Qihuang and Yam are my disciples. May I ask how this little fellow Taoist should be called?"
Qihuang?Yam?This is your two names?
Su Ling looked at the little Taoist priest with surprise.
The little Taoist priests puffed up their cheeks angrily, turned their heads and ignored him.
Su Ling smiled and was not angry, and even politely handed over her business card: "I have met Master Wuchen, this is my business card."
Wu Chen lowered his head, looked at the "Chairman of Su Ling Life Co., Ltd." printed on the business card, and fell into deep thought.
"Little fellow daoist, listen to my disciple, your daoism is the pinnacle." Wuchen boasted politely.
Su Ling blinked, but didn't answer.
I always feel that this old saying is not finished yet.
Sure enough, Wu Chen changed the subject and asked suddenly: "The two evildoers of mine accidentally lost a lamp last time, have you seen it before?"
Su Ling: ...
It's time to come!
Sheng Ze said lightly behind Su Ling: "I haven't seen it before."
Wu Chen opened his mouth and asked suspiciously, "Are you sure?"
Sheng Ze raised his eyelids, his eyes swept over Wuchen calmly.There was obviously no emotion in those deep eyes, but there was an inexplicable pressure of silence.
Wuchen frowned.
——This is a unique temperament that can only be developed by people who are used to being superior.
Sheng Ze yawned, and said lazily, "I don't know where that lamp went, but last time I glanced at it, I saw the pattern on the base. Well, if you read it correctly, it seems to be the style of the underworld, right?" ?”
Sheng Ze waved his finger with a half-smile: "The things in the underworld are not things that can be circulated in the world. Maybe some big boss took them back."
Wu Chen's expression turned serious, he looked at Sheng Ze calmly, and asked tentatively, "Who is this?"
Sheng Ze grinned his white teeth and said proudly, "The field worker and driver of Su Ling Life Co., Ltd."
Dust-free:? ? ?
I believed your evil.
Kankan got confused about the matter of illuminating the evil lamp. Seeing that Wuchen was going to study the footprints of the plum blossom, Su Lingcai quietly approached Sheng Ze and asked curiously, "Is that lamp really from the underworld?"
Sheng Ze smiled, "Yes."
Su Ling continued to be curious: "Is it true that things from the underworld cannot flow into the human world?"
"Buff him." Sheng Ze looked down at Su Ling, stretched out his hand, slapped his forehead mercilessly, and said coldly, "It's not because of your good deeds."
Su Ling held her head in aggrieved way: "I didn't take that on purpose, Deng ran over by himself... No, no, why don't you return it."
Sheng Ze shook his head: "Didn't you already give Mingzhu? What's more, the lamp has already developed a sense of consciousness, and it will come back after giving it."
"So smart..." Su Ling was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, "How do you know?"
Sheng Ze: "... guessed."
"Little fellow daoist, where do you think these footprints come from?" Wu Chen interrupted Su Ling's questioning in time.
Su Ling's attention was instantly attracted, and he walked over and analyzed, "This is the cat's paw."
Sheng Ze breathed a sigh of relief.
"I've heard that black cats have a special physique and are the most likely to attract evil spirits. This time I'm afraid it's also the black cat that caused the trouble." Wu Chen twirled his beard and pondered.
Su Ling spread her hands and reminded: "There is no resentment in the room."
Wuchen frowned, looked around, and murmured: "If there is no resentment, it is not murder. But it is impossible..."
Su Ling looked at Wuchen thinking seriously, thought for a while, but still didn't make a sound.
The more Wu Chen thinks about it, the more entangled he becomes - if Qian Duo died unexpectedly, the house wouldn't be so "clean"; but if it's the end of his life, it doesn't make sense that Qian Duo still has this pattern on his body...
The little Taoist priests saw that the master's expression was getting more and more ferocious, so they couldn't help reaching out, tugging at the corner of his clothes, and said worriedly: "Master."
Wuchen's headache was so severe that it almost exploded. Somehow, in a flash, he suddenly raised his head and finally remembered Su Ling beside him.
Su Ling received the questioning gaze, and wondered: "Isn't it easy to know the life expectancy of Qian Duo? Just borrow the book of life and death to take a look."
He also didn't understand, why did this old man struggle with such a simple matter for so long?
Wuchen seemed to have heard some joke, and sneered: "It's simple, life and death book, how to borrow?"
Su Ling took it for granted, "Ask ghosts and gods."
Wuchen shook his head and looked at Su Ling with sympathy: "The book of life and death is in the hands of the judge, and only the King of Hades and the Ghost King are not allowed to borrow it. What's the use of inviting a kid here?"
Su Ling tilted her head, feeling even more bewildered: "In this case, then please invite the ghost king."
Wu Chen was about to laugh angrily: "Daoist friend, have you never invited ghosts and gods? What kind of person is the ghost king, how could he come to the world so easily? Generally speaking, asking ghosts and gods is nothing more than inviting a thousand-year-old wandering spirit. Mo Speaking of ghost kings, even great gods like judges and impermanence will not come."
Su Ling's eyes widened: "Huh? But I always hired him before."
Sheng Ze couldn't hold back, he just choked on his own saliva.
The author has something to say: [The opening of the small theater~]
Wu Chen: Daoist friend, let me tell you, ghosts and gods are really, really hard to get, and the ghost king is really, really hard to get.
Shengze: Death Stare.jpg
Su Ling (ignorant): No, the ghost king is very easy-going.
After finishing speaking, Su Ling specially demonstrated it to Wuchen—lighting cigarettes, burning incense, and asking the Ghost King: Are you there?
Half a moment later, the Ghost King responded: Yes.
Su Ling: Can I ask you for a favor?
Ghost King replied: Yes.
Wuchen didn't believe in evil, so he learned a bit, burned incense and asked: Lord Ghost King, are you there?
Half a moment later, the Ghost King responded: No, get lost.
Wuchen: QAQ is a world that looks at faces...
---
Thanks to the world irrigation in Maoyan x1, the beggar next door x20, I am your Dong Xiaoshan x25~
Congratulations to Dong Xiaoshan, cutie, for getting today's drop: [Double-standard Ghost King Lord]
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