The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

In the middle of the night, in the bedroom of the two of them, Sheng Ze quietly opened his eyes in the darkness.

On the single bed opposite, Su Ling hugged the pillow, opened her mouth, and slept soundly.

Sheng Ze stood up, looking down at his carefree and defenseless appearance, his heart moved slightly, and he asked to himself: "Who are you?"

Thinking about it carefully, there are many contradictions in Su Ling's body.

First of all, he looks stupid and is often deceived, but he has almost never made a mistake in business. Even if he is dragged into a dream by a drowning ghost, he is still determined not to be seduced by it.

In addition, he has all the problems of capitalist profiteers-stingy, love money.But before, the jade chessboard he took out casually, and the "Handbook of the Book Sage" he recited casually, clearly have a profound background and are absolutely extraordinary.

Sheng Ze felt that his impression of Su Ling might be a little off.

In order to find out the truth, he closed his eyes, and lightly touched Su Ling's forehead with his fingers, his divine sense sensitively captured Su Ling's memory.

That memory first rubbed against Shengze's fingers softly and kindly, then suddenly, but mischievously hid back in the depths, completely gone.

Sheng Ze's eyelids twitched, and he couldn't help feeling that this memory was indeed quite similar to the master.

Helpless, Sheng Ze had no choice but to lean over, and rubbed Su Ling's forehead very affectionately.

With their foreheads facing each other, the more powerful spiritual consciousness swept across the entire world in Su Ling's consciousness.

In the farthest corner, that memory is jumping around like a tigger, wavy and skinny.As a result, the surrounding environment suddenly became empty, and it was completely exposed.

The memory froze for a moment, and immediately squatted on the spot trembling, raising his hands and feet to make a portrait.

Sheng Ze was about to grab it, but...

Su Ling opened her big eyes innocently, looked at Sheng Ze who was close to him, and asked curiously, "Are you sleepwalking?"

Sheng Ze maintained the forehead-to-forehead posture, blinked dully, and the long eyelashes inevitably swept across Su Ling's eyelids.

Su Ling thought for a while, then suddenly said, "Do you want to treat me like this while I'm sleeping?"

Sheng Ze: "...how is it?"

Su Ling's cheeks were stained with a faint blush, and she said shyly: "It's just stuffed with soy sauce! It's written like this in the books, talented men and beautiful women live in the same room, with a spring breeze, and a good night together."

Sheng Ze: ...

Su Ling hooked Sheng Ze's neck cunningly, exhaling like blue: "Why, you can't help yourself because you look at my sleeping face?"

Sheng Ze straightened up expressionlessly, his nails digging into his palms.

The pain made him wake up in an instant, Sheng Ze frowned, and couldn't help asking: "What book are you reading?"

""Golden/Vase/Plum", "Jade/Jiao/Pear", "Shadow of Flowers across the Curtain", "Jiandeng Xinhua", "A Thousand Charms"." Su Ling blinked her big pure eyes, and concluded, "They are all Classic books."

Sheng Ze:! ! !

Lord Ghost King has lived for thousands of years, and no one has ever dared to act like a hooligan in front of him!Unexpectedly, Su Ling's eyes were extremely clean, as if his thoughts were impure.

"What nonsense!" The back of Sheng Ze's neck quietly warmed up, but he couldn't help but read the titles of these books again in his mind.

The more I think about it, the more embarrassing I become, the more embarrassing I become, the more I think about it... For the first time, Lord Ghost King felt that there was a ghost with a thicker skin than him!

Su Ling watched the other party's face change again and again, and the smile in his eyes became deeper and deeper.

"No." Sheng Ze tried his best to suppress the turmoil in his heart, trying to show his attributes as a veteran driver, "The first few cough cough, they are barely considered classics, what is the last one?"

"A Thousand Charms", I have never heard of it.

"Oh, this..." Su Ling said slowly, "I said it casually to rhyme."

Sheng Ze: ...

Are all the book titles you casually say so profane? !

Su Ling looked at him with a smile, her face unchanged.

Sheng Ze was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that he still hadn't given a reasonable explanation for Fang Cai's strange behavior of sticking his forehead.

"I'm sleepwalking." Sheng Ze chose the first explanation without changing his face.

Su Ling nodded noncommittally, pretending to suddenly say: "You are amazing, you are the first sleepwalking ghost I met!"

Sheng Ze: ...

"Let me tell you the truth." Sheng Ze found a chair and sat down with a serious expression.

Su Ling also sat up straight and listened carefully.

"I might have been ghosted just now." Sheng Ze's tone was very serious and sincere.

"When I slept in the middle of the night, I felt a cold on my body, and then I lost consciousness. I didn't fully wake up until you called me just now. I suspect that the ghost this time may be a pervert."

Sheng Ze used the nine characters of serious nonsense to the extreme.

Su Ling was very skeptical: "Can ghosts also possess ghosts?"

Sheng Ze nodded dejectedly, and reluctantly admitted: "Maybe my soul and body are too weak."

This is...

At first glance, you can't pick it up on your shoulders or lift it up with your hands.

The doubts in Su Ling's heart were mostly reduced.

"This ghost can come and go without a trace, and I didn't even notice its existence. It doesn't seem to be someone to mess with." Su Ling was a little worried.

Sheng Ze acted to the end, and said in a depressed mood: "It's all my fault, I can't help, and it took advantage of it."

After finishing speaking, Sheng Ze's drooping eyelids trembled, and under the moonlight, there seemed to be a silver light flashing from the end of his eyes.

Cry, cry? ? ?

Su Ling was a little confused.

Sheng Ze's shoulders trembled twice in due course.

Su Ling's heart softened immediately, and he hurriedly comforted him: "Don't worry, I'm enough to catch ghosts! I'm very strong, and I have so many magic weapons, those ghosts can't beat me."

Sheng Ze made progress, pretending to be weak, and said, "I'm so useless..."

Su Ling wanted to pounce on him, hugged him like a dumpling and rubbed him in his arms: "You are very useful, don't underestimate yourself."

Sheng Ze raised his head full of hope: "Really? Do I have any advantages?"

Against that fiery gaze, Su Ling bit the bullet and thought for a long time, and finally came up with one weakly: "Are you... handsome?"

Sheng Ze: ...

The next day, all the ghosts discovered that something was wrong with their boss.

When Su Ling cast worried glances at Sheng Ze one and three times, and when Sheng Ze's face became darker and darker at a speed visible to the naked eye, Shi Kongbu finally couldn't help it.

"Boss, what happened to you two last night?" Shi Kongbu asked.

Su Ling was startled suddenly: "You all know?"

All the ghosts: ...Holy crap, did it really happen?Lord Ghost King is mighty!

"Hey, since you all know, don't mention this in front of Aze in the future." Su Ling said sadly, "I'm afraid it will hurt his self-esteem."

All the ghosts: What the hell? ? ?

What kind of peerless melon is this? !

Meng Xiaoman was so shocked that he couldn't finish his sentence: "He, he, he... really can't do it?"

Su Ling continued to worry: "Actually, I didn't have too much hope for him. After all, he is handsome and has a nice voice. These are enough. I can teach others. However, I really didn't expect him to be so weak. "

The employees who were watching became more and more in a trance.

——Is the amount of information in this passage a bit too much?

"But since he is already my employee, we can't dislike him, so let's help him grow together!" Su Ling said with clenched fists.

Employees: "Help, help..."

But how can this matter help!

They knew about the ghost king's hidden illness, and they might not know how long they could live...

All the ghosts felt a faint pain in their hearts.

"First of all, Xiaoman, you guys continue to investigate the library today and catch that thing as soon as possible." Su Ling suggested, "Then Tuanzi and I will pay more attention to Aze, so that he won't be possessed by a ghost again."

Employees: Oh... huh? ? ?

Possession? !

"Wait, wait, what ghost possesses?" Meng Xiaoman realized that something seemed wrong.

Su Ling tilted her head in doubt: "Don't you all know? Sheng Ze was possessed by a ghost last night. Fortunately, I found out in time."

Meng Xiaoman looked confused: "Can he still be possessed by a ghost?"

Su Ling said naturally: "I haven't heard of it, but Aze is relatively weak, and it is not impossible to invade."

Meng Xiaoman's expression was complicated, and he just wanted to say "hehe" to a certain boss.

—Whether the ghost will be possessed or not is unknown, but it is impossible for him anyway.

"I don't know if something will happen if I get possessed next time, so everyone should speed up the progress of the investigation and catch the troublemaker as soon as possible." Su Ling said.

Sheng Ze seemed to have heard something, walked over with a cup of soy milk, and lowered his eyes pitifully: "Sorry for causing trouble to everyone."

All the ghosts felt a sudden chill.

Only Su Ling still benefited, hugged Shengze tenderly, and comforted: "It's okay, we are all brothers."

All the ghosts bowed their heads together and started swiping their phones in unison.

The gossip group began to screen violently——

[I'm not a nerd]: I really can't take it ahhhhhhhhhhh!

【Amitabha】: How shameless!Every time when I feel that the ghost king is extremely shameless, he can tell me with his actions, no, he is okay! ! !

[Brother Chang's family]: Can't stand +1!

[Chang family brother]: How could there be such a brazen ghost?

[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: Who the hell should take off the ghost king's vest earlier, please!I really can't stand the boss being cheated like this!

【Amitabha】: God damn possessed by ghosts!Could it be that he was discovered by the boss playing a hooligan, and then he still said that he was possessed by a pervert? !

[Brother of the Chang family]: It shouldn't be so bottomless... But I begged the ghost king to get rid of my horse by myself!

[I'm not a nerd]: Crowdfunding to buy a puppet, report it to the boss anonymously.The ghost king doesn't know who said it, so he can't beat us all?

[Brother Chang's family]: Two questions.First, the ghost king would probably rather kill a thousand by mistake than let one go, so luck is useless.

[Brother of the Chang family]: The second question, after the Ghost King loses his horse, he will definitely strip our vests clean.absolute!

[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: Then just let him be so shameless and debauched?Really angry ghost ah!

[Guji Guji]: [Deeply share the same feeling] [Furious]

There was a moment of silence in the group.

【Amitabha】: ...Oh my God, even the dumpling is provoked by the ghost king who is so angry that he can make self-made expressions!

The author has something to say: the first three chapters of v will drop red envelopes~ I forgot to mention it yesterday. .

Thanks to the following irrigating little angels for obtaining [Ghost Ace Super Cheeky]: Purple Wind Chime x10, Shanyou Fusu x5, Drizzle x30, Tata Tower x1, I Am Your Winter Small Cedar x10, Yuweiliu x15, Orange Flavor Mushroom x4~

Congratulations to Xiaoyu, the champion of this issue, for winning [a set of dumplings made by dumplings], which contains expressions:

1. Puffy (dumpling dumplings)

2. Deeply feel the same (nodding dumplings)

3. Love you (Tuanzi comparing body to heart)

4. Just like salted fish (long dumpling with dead body)

5. Melon-eating crowd (dumplings immersed in watermelon)

6. Laughing paralyzed (soft dumpling)