The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

Forum: #男孩女泪, the new steamed stuffed bun is definitely the best work of conscience!

1L: RT, no explanation.

2L: Silently arrange one.Before the buns came out, I would have to run 800 meters out of breath for a long time. Now, I can sprint 3000 meters without any problem.

3L: With steamed stuffed bun, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my failing cultivation!

4L: Huh?The newbie asks for an explanation!This steamed stuffed bun sounds amazing, where can I buy it?Is it expensive?I am very weak, will it be useful if I eat it?

5L: Upstairs, they were talking about the "physical fitness" they were forced to practice in order not to buy steamed buns...

Three days before the great white shark came to the underworld, Yan Wang said he was very happy——

Shi Kongbu, who was the most annoying in the past, has found his ghost life target, so he won't bother him anymore.

The steamed stuffed buns made by the Great White Shark are very popular, causing the evil spirits in the underworld to run away and have no time to act as demons;

However, on the fourth day, Yama began to feel a little sad while being relieved.

On the fifth day, Hades sighed deeply when he saw the underworld completely reduced to the underwater world.

#白鲸包子，Help you experience an extraordinary life#

So, half a month later, Yan Wang, who was surrounded by small animals, finally couldn't bear it anymore and threw down the pen of the approval document, and ran away from home.

In a blink of an eye, I found that my colleagues all over the place had left their posts without authorization, and suddenly I was left alone with Shi Kongbu:? ? ?

The winter in H City is very beautiful. The bare tree trunks on the branches are covered with a thin layer of ice, which reflects colorful light under the newborn sun.

There are long and short icicles hanging from the eaves on both sides of the street. Occasionally, some of them could not hold up, and fell to the ground with a "slap", breaking into a puddle of broken ice on the ground.

Yan Wang squinted slightly, admiring the early morning scene, filled with emotion in his heart.

After staying underground for many years, I don't know how long it has been since I have seen such a vibrant scene.

Look at this tree, this rock, this car, this person...

Which one is not alive and kicking?

Eh wait...

people? !

In front of Yan Wang's field of vision to the right, a few gangsters surrounded the female high school student, joking around with a playful smile on their faces.

"No money? Kiss me if you don't have money."

"Niu looks good, we can play with this leg for a year."

The wind blew, and the words of the little gangster fell into the ears of Hades.

With a thought in his mind, Yan Wang raised his hand again, and stopped in front of the girl.

The little gangster's right wrist was tightly pinched in his hand, the little gangster struggled a few times, but he didn't struggle to get away, and kicked towards Hades' lower body/body in embarrassment.

Yan Wang raised his eyebrows slightly, his figure swayed.In the blink of an eye, the world spun, and the little gangster fell to the ground with his face covered in blood.

"Fuck, dare to touch me, brother, you, you wait for me!"

The other gangster threw down a threat to Hades, then left his companions on the spot and ran towards the alley without looking back.

As the wind blew, Hades' whole body became a big mosaic, and in the blink of an eye, he was blocked in front of the fleeing gangsters again.

The little gangster rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and exclaimed, "Monster!"

Yan Wang smiled, and calmly admitted: "Yes."

Little gangster: ... Huh?

Don't you dare not admit it and say you read it wrong?

The King of Hades watched his eyes become more and more dangerous, and sighed without sincerity: "Oh, I was accidentally discovered by you. There is no way, it seems that I can only destroy the corpse."

The little bastard almost knelt down - did he find out? ?Obviously told by force!

Hades laughed softly, and two blue flames ignited in his hands, and his face was even weirder against the faint flames.

The little gangster cried out in fright, and was embarrassed for a moment, then suddenly fell limply on the ground.

It actually made me dizzy with fright!

Yan Wang pursed his lips in disgust, kicked the "dead corpse" on the ground, and then looked at the bloody gangster unkindly.

Gangster: "...I will do it myself!"

After finishing speaking, he gritted his teeth and hit his head on the ground with a "bang".

For a moment, I saw stars in my eyes, but I was not dizzy yet.

The little bastard gritted his teeth and hit the ground again.

——Finally, passed out.

Just being tossed like this made the bloody face even more horrible.

The girl squatted in the corner of the wall in fear, staring blankly at Hades walking towards her step by step, then squatted down halfway, and stretched out a clean, well-proportioned and slender hand.

"It's okay." Yan Wang smiled, looking very gentle.

The girl glanced at him timidly, seeing that handsome facial features, her fear eased a little, she hesitated for a moment, and then put her palm in the opponent's palm.

Yan Wang exerted his strength lightly, and took out a handkerchief from nowhere, and wiped away the tears on her face meticulously and gently.

The girl lowered her eyes and blushed silently.

After cleaning up all these, Hades handed her a handkerchief and asked with a smile, "Girl, do you know how to get to Suling Co., Ltd."

Eh?what company?

The girl subconsciously froze, apparently very unfamiliar with this term.

Yan Wang sighed in disappointment, and said goodbye: "Since I don't know, Gu will take a step first."

The girl was distracted by his polite words, and by the time she realized it, Hades was almost out of her sight, leaving only an indifferent figure from his back.

The girl quickly chased after her and said loudly, "I have a solution!"

Yan Wang paused, looked back, and raised his eyebrows.

The girl took out her mobile phone, her eyes full of pleading: "Although I don't know, I have navigation."

On the other side, the people in Su Ling's company were having their morning tea leisurely.

Driven by the dumplings, the company can have about six meals a day—breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.

Unknowingly, all the ghosts gained weight.

Su Ling pinched her soft belly, looked at the colorful macarons in front of her, and sighed sadly.

Sheng Ze looked at his wrinkled eyebrows and said thoughtfully, "I know a recipe for slimming tea, why don't you try it?"

Su Ling: "...Forget it."

Slimming tea or something, it sounds very harmful.

Sheng Ze added: "It's quite delicious."

Su Ling immediately jumped up from the chair, pulled his sleeves and walked towards the small kitchen: "Let's go, try it now."

After the two of them walked away side by side, Meng Xiaoman furtively spread the phone page in front of the ghosts, and whispered, "Look, is this the old fox?"

On Meng Xiaoman's cell phone is a photo secretly taken by a passer-by.

The photo captured a profile face, and due to the long distance and blurred pixels, at most two people could be seen clearly, a man and a woman.

And the title of this photo is very eye-catching - "Shocking! The mosaic monster appeared in the world, and save the lost girl!"

Wu Pan looked bewildered: "What kind of monster is the mosaic monster? I've never heard of it before."

Meng Xiaoman stretched out his finger and pointed them to the following line of explanation: "When the girl's pear blossoms were raining, Mr. Mosaic suddenly appeared and trapped the little gangster opposite with a mosaic all over his body...According to passers-by, this Mr. Mosaic Admit yourself that you are a monster, and show that you are harmless to humans."

The corner of Chang Bai's mouth twitched, and he commented: "...It's a pity that this reporter doesn't write novels."

Meng Xiaoman held his chin sadly, and expressed his worries: "Don't you really think that this photo looks like Lord Hades?"

Wu Juan looked at the photo carefully for a long time, then shook his head: "It's not like that."

Chang Wu pondered for a few seconds, then shook his head and said, "He hasn't been out of the underworld for many years, so it shouldn't be him."

Chang Bai also disagreed, yawned, and reminded: "Don't forget that the empty burial is still in the underworld. With him here, how can Lord Hades have the time to come to the world?"

Meng Xiaoman: ...That's true.

"But I still think this picture is very similar to that old fox, and the behavior of hooking up with Rotten Peach Blossom as soon as she goes out when she sees the girl helping her is also very similar!" Meng Xiaoman muttered unwillingly.

"There are similarities between people, and it's normal for you to think they look like them. Look at the report. After saving people, Mosaic doesn't ask for anything in return. He's so high-spirited. But if it's an adult, he will definitely drain the life after saving his life. Every drop of value for a girl." Chang Bai laughed.

Judge Wu nodded and added: "For example, ask the other party to lead him the way."

At this time, the female high school student was struggling to identify the way while holding the mobile phone.

Chang Wu: "Such as rubbing the other party's wallet and buying snacks for myself."

At this time, the girl and Yan Wang passed by a cold drink shop.Looking at the colorful popsicles in the freezer, Yan Wang subconsciously stopped, his eyes fixed on them and refused to leave.

The girl understood, consciously took out her wallet, and took the pocket money to treat the savior to eat popsicles.

Chang Bai: "For another example, he will also show various habits of being difficult to serve, and let the other party support him."

At this time, the sun was coming towards him, Yan Wang raised his hand and frowned, blocking the most dazzling beam of light.At the same time, he gave a "tsk" full of disgust, and said with a half-complaint: "It's so hot." At this time,

The girl...had to use one free hand to hold a sun umbrella to shield him from the sun, and bought a small electric fan from a roadside stall, and "hula la la" held it for him to blow the air.

Yan Wang squinted his eyes comfortably, his hands were empty, his face was full of spring breeze, he looked like a grandpa;

In contrast, the girl has to check her mobile phone, turn on a fan, and hold a sun umbrella... The comparison couldn't be more tragic.

Wu Juan clenched his fist violently, and concluded: "Then after he has finished using others, he will unceremoniously abandon them... Sure enough, the kind mosaic this time can't be Hades!"

At this time, Yan Wang stood for a long time with his hands behind his back, looking at the company gate in front of him.

The girl said shyly, "We're here."

Yan Wang said "Yes", turned his attention back to the girl, and smiled at her: "Thank you, you can go back."

The girl bit her lower lip, apparently unwilling to leave.

Hades didn't seem to notice the young girl's thoughts, he lifted his feet without hesitation, and walked inside.

The girl became ruthless, and chased after her and asked, "Little brother, can I, can I have a contact information? I want to thank you very much..."

Yan Wang refused with a cold face: "I can't."

The girl blinked blankly.

Yan Wang stepped forward with his long legs, bypassed the girl, and walked into the company.

At this moment, Meng Xiaoman happened to be standing in the middle of all the ghosts, and he raised his arms and shouted: "Hahahaha, you are right, how could such an excellent Mosaic little brother be that shameless old fox? If Hades really appeared in front of me now In front of you, I dare not enter the kitchen again in my life!"

Yan Wang leaned against the wall, and raised the end sound in a neutral tone: "Oh?"

With a "click", all the ghosts turned their heads to look at this side, their necks were almost twisted and broken.

Especially Meng Xiaoman, the stone was cracked.

The author has something to say: With the assist coming, the ghost king is really not far away from losing his horse.

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I heard you don't want freebies?

Impossible, things produced by our underworld have always been compulsory.

Congratulations to the little angel who won the lottery ticket today——

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Line mines]: Chen Sen and Ji Fei 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

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