The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute
Chapter 67 Poor and Helpless
Zhang Weiruo didn't understand why he was reduced to a fate of burning fire after he had already explained everything.
When Xiaoman walked towards him with a grinning grin, Zhang Weiruo was overwhelmed with shock and anger, and finally he couldn't catch his breath and passed out.
Meng Xiaoman was dumbfounded: "What should I do?"
Chang Bai began to come up with ideas: "Pour cold water on him to wake him up."
Wu Pan thought for a while and said, "Cold water may not be exciting enough, let's use chili water."
Shi Kongbu also nodded: "Take it together with whipping, the effect will be better."
"Don't!" Zhang Weiruo exclaimed, opened his eyes, "I woke up again!"
Meng Xiaoman sneered again, and moved his fist: "It's just right to wake up, light the fire for me."
Zhang Weiruo screamed and passed out again.
This time, no matter how they threatened him, he refused to wake up.
For this, all the ghosts who are addicted to acting as bullies expressed their regret.
Su Ling shook her head and walked out of the darkness.
When Sheng Ze saw the person, an afterimage instantly appeared in his figure——
I saw him complete a series of processes in half a second: standing up, putting away the stool with a big wave of his hand, standing on the lower right side of Hades' seat, and smiling obediently.
Su Ling who witnessed the whole process: ...
Sheng Ze clasped his palms together, smiled, and lifted the precarious vest to his body.
Su Ling was expressionless, and asked sincerely: "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva belongs to Buddhism. Since he is a monk, it seems that he will not be able to fall in love in the future? Otherwise, won't he violate that precept?"
Lu Qing reminded: "Lust, Caution."
Su Ling nodded: "Yes!"
Sheng Ze's smile instantly froze on his face.
Gu Qing laughed out loud on the spot.
Sheng Ze defended with difficulty: "Now Buddhism has also advanced with the times, and the Eight Precepts are not as strict as before."
Shi Kongbu moved in dissatisfaction - he actually insulted my teacher!
Wu Juan forcefully pushed the person back into the seat, and said with a headache—you should stop drinking first before saying this!
Shi Kongzun angrily took a bite of beef jerky, and looked at him—what did you just say?
Wu Juan covered his forehead.
"Oh..." Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze sympathetically, "It must be difficult for a monk to find a wife, right?"
Sheng Ze was suffering in his heart, so he could only smile: "It's also worth it."
Su Ling moved her mouth and was about to say something, but her fingertips seemed to be touched lightly by something soft.
Boss Su lowered his head and saw a ghostly spirit.
Jingling looks very small, about the size of a newborn puppy.At this time, it was trying to wrap around Su Ling's fingers, flicking its small pointed tail happily, trying to rub against Su Ling.
Su Ling smiled, "How did you get out?"
Jing Ling circled his hand happily.
Su Ling turned to Zhang Weiruo, looked at him, thoughtful: "You said you are one of the client's three souls? You know it from birth, it seems that you are refreshing."
Humans have three souls and seven souls, among which the three souls are Taiguang, Shuangling, and Youjing.
Taiguang is the Qi of Taiqing Yang and harmony, which belongs to the sky, and is generally related to vitality; Shuangling is the change of Yin Qi, which belongs to the five elements, and this part is easy to communicate with heaven and earth; Land, often... Anyway, those things that are not under the control of Taiguang and Shuangling are under his control.
Boss Su has never heard of whether Shuangling can become an "omniscient" Jingling if it is separated.
So, thinking about it this way, he felt a little ready to move.
Sheng Ze and Gu Qing were stunned, and saw that Su Ling's body was blurred, and his soul body looked extremely unstable.
Lu Qing's expression changed instantly, and he scolded: "Nonsense!"
Sheng Ze also followed the black face, rushed up to help Su Ling put the three souls back, and said distressedly: "You dare to mess with anything, you don't want to die?"
Su Ling, with the three souls back in place, had a weak leg and knelt down on the ground, vomiting a mouthful of blood with a pale face.
All the ghosts were frightened.
Su Ling herself didn't care too much, she wiped off the blood with Sheng Ze's sleeve, and said calmly, "It seems I can't do it."
Sheng Ze stood there blankly, neither angry nor distressed for a while.
——I always feel that the boss is a bit different from before.
With a gloomy face, Lu Qing handed over a white pill, and said in a bad tone, "Take it."
Su Ling didn't refuse, took it and swallowed it, and then her soul became much more solidified.
Gu Qing looked at him with a complicated expression, and after a long while, he sighed: "Your three souls are damaged, and if there is another time, you won't be able to save them."
Su Ling responded obediently, as if she was not surprised that her three souls were incomplete.
Sheng Ze frowned and looked at him strangely.
Meng Xiaoman asked the ghost king's doubts on the spot, and said strangely: "Boss, when did you lose your three souls? Why didn't we see it?"
Su Ling shook his head, expressing that he didn't know, then he looked at Gu Qing obediently.
Gu Qing: ...
Lord Yan Wang replied angrily: "You don't know what level you are? You can't see it, it's normal."
Meng Xiaoman is not convinced now - after all, she is also Meng Po, right?
Gu Qing stared at her coldly and raised his eyebrows - then do you dare to admit it?
Meng Xiaoman's aura faltered and instantly weakened - dare not.
Su Ling seemed to be completely ignorant of the entanglement between the two, and teased Jing Ling in his hand with a pure face.
"By the way, can you take a look at him for me?" Su Ling lowered her head and discussed with Jing Ling in a friendly voice.
Jing Ling shook her head, as if she was asking—who are you looking at?
Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze with a half-smile.
Sheng Ze was startled suddenly, and took three steps back.
Su Ling encouraged Jing Ling: "Help me see if he has any past life, present life, destined person, etc."
Sheng Ze:! ! !
No matter how much he gave up on himself, Sheng Ze never dared to forget the "Ksitigarbha" vest on his body.
Is it, today, going to be gone? !
All the ghosts gathered around one after another, scrambling to grab the front row like wolves and tigers, waiting to eat melons.
Jing Ling obediently rubbed against Su Ling, then flew up, circling around Shengze.
Sheng Ze's feet began to be black with fright.
It was rare for Su Ling to see him so nervous, and he looked curiously at the black air flying all over the floor: "What's wrong with you?"
Sheng Ze swallowed frantically: "It's okay."
All the ghosts slandered one after another—you don't look like you're okay, do you?Are you a stupid boss or a blind boss?
Who knows, Su Ling seemed to be unaware of these doubts, nodded and believed: "Oh, that's good."
All the ghosts:? ? ?
Only Gu Qing's expression became more and more complicated.
The gossip group that had been silent for a long time finally became active again.
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: What's going on?The boss's hindsight has gone up to the next level?
【Amitabha】: I am starting to doubt now, does the boss already know the truth?
[I'm not a nerd]: With the slowness of the boss, is it really possible?
[Chang's brother]: ...I don't think so.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
【Amitabha】: Grass!Who is this?Very arrogant!
【Amitabha】: It is okay for young people to have dreams, but it is not right to be arrogant to your grandpa.My father was reincarnated 800 years ago, who are you?
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: ...Empty burial, don't talk about it.
【Amitabha】: Is there anything that cannot be said?
Shi Kongbu didn't take it seriously.
There are only a few people in this group, it's nothing more than someone who was naughty and changed his name.
He didn't even click in to take a look at the other party's account——
"Your dad who peeped at the screen" has a pitch-black profile picture, and the name doesn't look like a serious person at first glance, okay?
Either Xiaoman, Wu Pan, or Chang Bai.
Or it's the group of Chang Wu who looks at the cold flower but is actually sullen in his heart.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
【I'm not a nerd】: Air burial, you...
【Amitabha】: What's wrong with me?Did I poke the scar on your heart?
The stone empty burial is still going on.
Chang Wu sighed, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
[Brother Chang's family]: Didn't you notice that there is one more person in our group? @Amitabha
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: Have you forgotten that Xiaopan was caught by an adult while swiping his phone, and then the adult said on the spot that he wanted to join the group? @Amitabha
[Brother Chang's Brother]: Don't you remember that we discussed this matter in the group for a long time, and you even repeatedly stated that you must never invite adults into the group? @Amitabha
At the same time of reminding, Chang Bai didn't forget to bury him in an empty stone.
Meng Xiaoman and Wu Juan cast horrified looks at Chang Bai.
Chang Bai raised his eyebrows calmly—what?has a problem?
Xiao Man and Wu Juan immediately shook their heads.
no problem.
dare not have.
How wicked is this man.
After talking about it for a long time, Shi Kongbu finally remembered such a thing from the corner of his memory.
[Amitabha]: So, "Your father" is the Lord Yama that I admire, love, and be loyal to? !
[Amitabha]: Oh my god, did I just hate the biggest idol in my life?
【Amitabha】: Don't stop me, I'm going to hit the wall! ! !
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
[Your father watching the screen]: It's too late to flatter you now.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Speaking of which, the construction of public toilets in the underworld should also be put on the agenda...
【Amitabha】: I will build/be nice/be nice
[Your father watching the screen]: No, there is still a ghost who cleans the toilet.
【Amitabha】:……
Gu Qing sighed leisurely, took out the fan from his bosom, with a flick of the fan, the blades on it gleamed.
Shi Kongzun tightened his back——
【Amitabha】: I'll go sweep! ! !
After a long time of commotion in the group, Jing Ling finally finished watching Sheng Ze.
Lord Ghost King stood there tremblingly, wronged, weak, and helpless like a little fat man weighing more than 100 kilograms.
Su Ling turned her head to the side, couldn't hold back, and smiled slightly.
Jing Ling leaned close to Su Ling's ear, not knowing what to say to him.
Seeing that Su Ling's expression became more and more serious, Sheng Ze became more and more serious...
In the blink of an eye, the whole room was filled with the black energy emitted by the out-of-control Ghost King!
If you look in from the window, there is a sense of chaos dancing with demons.
"Jing Ling said," Su Ling paused with a serious face, looking at Sheng Ze's dejected and extremely nervous appearance, but the smile in his eyes could not be restrained, "It can't see it."
Sheng Ze suddenly raised his head.
Su Ling looked very worried: "Why can't you see it? Aze, is there really nothing wrong with your body?"
Sheng Ze and Sheng Ze didn't listen to anything.
He just felt that at this moment, he was alive again!
And it's no problem to harm Gu Qing for hundreds of years!
The author has something to say: Sheng Ze: pitiful.jpg
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Congratulations to the following little angels who participated in the [Ghost King Vest's Memorial Service]:
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 20 bottles of Nan; 1 bottle of Lingmou and Tingyuxuan~
Congratulations to Nan for getting the ghost king's synchronous expression: [Poor, weak, but edible, and fat].gif
Four attributes, self-seeking)
When Xiaoman walked towards him with a grinning grin, Zhang Weiruo was overwhelmed with shock and anger, and finally he couldn't catch his breath and passed out.
Meng Xiaoman was dumbfounded: "What should I do?"
Chang Bai began to come up with ideas: "Pour cold water on him to wake him up."
Wu Pan thought for a while and said, "Cold water may not be exciting enough, let's use chili water."
Shi Kongbu also nodded: "Take it together with whipping, the effect will be better."
"Don't!" Zhang Weiruo exclaimed, opened his eyes, "I woke up again!"
Meng Xiaoman sneered again, and moved his fist: "It's just right to wake up, light the fire for me."
Zhang Weiruo screamed and passed out again.
This time, no matter how they threatened him, he refused to wake up.
For this, all the ghosts who are addicted to acting as bullies expressed their regret.
Su Ling shook her head and walked out of the darkness.
When Sheng Ze saw the person, an afterimage instantly appeared in his figure——
I saw him complete a series of processes in half a second: standing up, putting away the stool with a big wave of his hand, standing on the lower right side of Hades' seat, and smiling obediently.
Su Ling who witnessed the whole process: ...
Sheng Ze clasped his palms together, smiled, and lifted the precarious vest to his body.
Su Ling was expressionless, and asked sincerely: "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva belongs to Buddhism. Since he is a monk, it seems that he will not be able to fall in love in the future? Otherwise, won't he violate that precept?"
Lu Qing reminded: "Lust, Caution."
Su Ling nodded: "Yes!"
Sheng Ze's smile instantly froze on his face.
Gu Qing laughed out loud on the spot.
Sheng Ze defended with difficulty: "Now Buddhism has also advanced with the times, and the Eight Precepts are not as strict as before."
Shi Kongbu moved in dissatisfaction - he actually insulted my teacher!
Wu Juan forcefully pushed the person back into the seat, and said with a headache—you should stop drinking first before saying this!
Shi Kongzun angrily took a bite of beef jerky, and looked at him—what did you just say?
Wu Juan covered his forehead.
"Oh..." Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze sympathetically, "It must be difficult for a monk to find a wife, right?"
Sheng Ze was suffering in his heart, so he could only smile: "It's also worth it."
Su Ling moved her mouth and was about to say something, but her fingertips seemed to be touched lightly by something soft.
Boss Su lowered his head and saw a ghostly spirit.
Jingling looks very small, about the size of a newborn puppy.At this time, it was trying to wrap around Su Ling's fingers, flicking its small pointed tail happily, trying to rub against Su Ling.
Su Ling smiled, "How did you get out?"
Jing Ling circled his hand happily.
Su Ling turned to Zhang Weiruo, looked at him, thoughtful: "You said you are one of the client's three souls? You know it from birth, it seems that you are refreshing."
Humans have three souls and seven souls, among which the three souls are Taiguang, Shuangling, and Youjing.
Taiguang is the Qi of Taiqing Yang and harmony, which belongs to the sky, and is generally related to vitality; Shuangling is the change of Yin Qi, which belongs to the five elements, and this part is easy to communicate with heaven and earth; Land, often... Anyway, those things that are not under the control of Taiguang and Shuangling are under his control.
Boss Su has never heard of whether Shuangling can become an "omniscient" Jingling if it is separated.
So, thinking about it this way, he felt a little ready to move.
Sheng Ze and Gu Qing were stunned, and saw that Su Ling's body was blurred, and his soul body looked extremely unstable.
Lu Qing's expression changed instantly, and he scolded: "Nonsense!"
Sheng Ze also followed the black face, rushed up to help Su Ling put the three souls back, and said distressedly: "You dare to mess with anything, you don't want to die?"
Su Ling, with the three souls back in place, had a weak leg and knelt down on the ground, vomiting a mouthful of blood with a pale face.
All the ghosts were frightened.
Su Ling herself didn't care too much, she wiped off the blood with Sheng Ze's sleeve, and said calmly, "It seems I can't do it."
Sheng Ze stood there blankly, neither angry nor distressed for a while.
——I always feel that the boss is a bit different from before.
With a gloomy face, Lu Qing handed over a white pill, and said in a bad tone, "Take it."
Su Ling didn't refuse, took it and swallowed it, and then her soul became much more solidified.
Gu Qing looked at him with a complicated expression, and after a long while, he sighed: "Your three souls are damaged, and if there is another time, you won't be able to save them."
Su Ling responded obediently, as if she was not surprised that her three souls were incomplete.
Sheng Ze frowned and looked at him strangely.
Meng Xiaoman asked the ghost king's doubts on the spot, and said strangely: "Boss, when did you lose your three souls? Why didn't we see it?"
Su Ling shook his head, expressing that he didn't know, then he looked at Gu Qing obediently.
Gu Qing: ...
Lord Yan Wang replied angrily: "You don't know what level you are? You can't see it, it's normal."
Meng Xiaoman is not convinced now - after all, she is also Meng Po, right?
Gu Qing stared at her coldly and raised his eyebrows - then do you dare to admit it?
Meng Xiaoman's aura faltered and instantly weakened - dare not.
Su Ling seemed to be completely ignorant of the entanglement between the two, and teased Jing Ling in his hand with a pure face.
"By the way, can you take a look at him for me?" Su Ling lowered her head and discussed with Jing Ling in a friendly voice.
Jing Ling shook her head, as if she was asking—who are you looking at?
Su Ling looked at Sheng Ze with a half-smile.
Sheng Ze was startled suddenly, and took three steps back.
Su Ling encouraged Jing Ling: "Help me see if he has any past life, present life, destined person, etc."
Sheng Ze:! ! !
No matter how much he gave up on himself, Sheng Ze never dared to forget the "Ksitigarbha" vest on his body.
Is it, today, going to be gone? !
All the ghosts gathered around one after another, scrambling to grab the front row like wolves and tigers, waiting to eat melons.
Jing Ling obediently rubbed against Su Ling, then flew up, circling around Shengze.
Sheng Ze's feet began to be black with fright.
It was rare for Su Ling to see him so nervous, and he looked curiously at the black air flying all over the floor: "What's wrong with you?"
Sheng Ze swallowed frantically: "It's okay."
All the ghosts slandered one after another—you don't look like you're okay, do you?Are you a stupid boss or a blind boss?
Who knows, Su Ling seemed to be unaware of these doubts, nodded and believed: "Oh, that's good."
All the ghosts:? ? ?
Only Gu Qing's expression became more and more complicated.
The gossip group that had been silent for a long time finally became active again.
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: What's going on?The boss's hindsight has gone up to the next level?
【Amitabha】: I am starting to doubt now, does the boss already know the truth?
[I'm not a nerd]: With the slowness of the boss, is it really possible?
[Chang's brother]: ...I don't think so.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
【Amitabha】: Grass!Who is this?Very arrogant!
【Amitabha】: It is okay for young people to have dreams, but it is not right to be arrogant to your grandpa.My father was reincarnated 800 years ago, who are you?
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] beauty in the universe]: ...Empty burial, don't talk about it.
【Amitabha】: Is there anything that cannot be said?
Shi Kongbu didn't take it seriously.
There are only a few people in this group, it's nothing more than someone who was naughty and changed his name.
He didn't even click in to take a look at the other party's account——
"Your dad who peeped at the screen" has a pitch-black profile picture, and the name doesn't look like a serious person at first glance, okay?
Either Xiaoman, Wu Pan, or Chang Bai.
Or it's the group of Chang Wu who looks at the cold flower but is actually sullen in his heart.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
【I'm not a nerd】: Air burial, you...
【Amitabha】: What's wrong with me?Did I poke the scar on your heart?
The stone empty burial is still going on.
Chang Wu sighed, and finally couldn't stand it anymore.
[Brother Chang's family]: Didn't you notice that there is one more person in our group? @Amitabha
[Meng Xiaoman's No. [-] Beauty in the Universe]: Have you forgotten that Xiaopan was caught by an adult while swiping his phone, and then the adult said on the spot that he wanted to join the group? @Amitabha
[Brother Chang's Brother]: Don't you remember that we discussed this matter in the group for a long time, and you even repeatedly stated that you must never invite adults into the group? @Amitabha
At the same time of reminding, Chang Bai didn't forget to bury him in an empty stone.
Meng Xiaoman and Wu Juan cast horrified looks at Chang Bai.
Chang Bai raised his eyebrows calmly—what?has a problem?
Xiao Man and Wu Juan immediately shook their heads.
no problem.
dare not have.
How wicked is this man.
After talking about it for a long time, Shi Kongbu finally remembered such a thing from the corner of his memory.
[Amitabha]: So, "Your father" is the Lord Yama that I admire, love, and be loyal to? !
[Amitabha]: Oh my god, did I just hate the biggest idol in my life?
【Amitabha】: Don't stop me, I'm going to hit the wall! ! !
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Hehe.
[Your father watching the screen]: It's too late to flatter you now.
[Your father who is watching the screen]: Speaking of which, the construction of public toilets in the underworld should also be put on the agenda...
【Amitabha】: I will build/be nice/be nice
[Your father watching the screen]: No, there is still a ghost who cleans the toilet.
【Amitabha】:……
Gu Qing sighed leisurely, took out the fan from his bosom, with a flick of the fan, the blades on it gleamed.
Shi Kongzun tightened his back——
【Amitabha】: I'll go sweep! ! !
After a long time of commotion in the group, Jing Ling finally finished watching Sheng Ze.
Lord Ghost King stood there tremblingly, wronged, weak, and helpless like a little fat man weighing more than 100 kilograms.
Su Ling turned her head to the side, couldn't hold back, and smiled slightly.
Jing Ling leaned close to Su Ling's ear, not knowing what to say to him.
Seeing that Su Ling's expression became more and more serious, Sheng Ze became more and more serious...
In the blink of an eye, the whole room was filled with the black energy emitted by the out-of-control Ghost King!
If you look in from the window, there is a sense of chaos dancing with demons.
"Jing Ling said," Su Ling paused with a serious face, looking at Sheng Ze's dejected and extremely nervous appearance, but the smile in his eyes could not be restrained, "It can't see it."
Sheng Ze suddenly raised his head.
Su Ling looked very worried: "Why can't you see it? Aze, is there really nothing wrong with your body?"
Sheng Ze and Sheng Ze didn't listen to anything.
He just felt that at this moment, he was alive again!
And it's no problem to harm Gu Qing for hundreds of years!
The author has something to say: Sheng Ze: pitiful.jpg
----------
Congratulations to the following little angels who participated in the [Ghost King Vest's Memorial Service]:
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate [nutrient solution]: 20 bottles of Nan; 1 bottle of Lingmou and Tingyuxuan~
Congratulations to Nan for getting the ghost king's synchronous expression: [Poor, weak, but edible, and fat].gif
Four attributes, self-seeking)
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