The bosses in the whole hell are pretending to be cute

As soon as he went to work the next day, Su Ling pulled every employee over to have a look.

"How is it? Have you met the soul of the lobster?" Su Ling asked curiously.

Shi Kongzan picked his teeth and smiled: "I haven't met, I think it's because I ate too little."

Su Ling: ...

There is already a faint premonition of something unknown.

Sure enough, Shi Kongzun suggested with a half-sigh: "Why don't you buy a few more meals, boss, and let's see if we can get this lobster essence out."

Su Ling smiled "hehe" and firmly rejected the proposal.

Shi Kongbu looked very regretful.

After thinking about it, Su Ling still contacted Xiaojun.

Su Lingfa's post on the underworld forum said: [How's that lobster spirit? 】

Xiaojun: [No change, they just come out to throw out the garbage every morning, and stay at home at other times. 】

Su Ling wondered: [How do you know so clearly?Been stalking? 】

Seeing this rhetorical question, Xiaojun inexplicably felt stabbed in the heart—he was indeed keeping a close eye.

Of course, this does not mean that he is always staring at other people's doors like a pervert, but... as an otaku, he does not go out, so as long as he is in the room and watches the people coming and going in the residential building, He can know the whereabouts of those two people.

In short, you don't understand otaku's insistence!

Su Ling suddenly grasped Huadian: [Wait a minute, did you just say it was them? ! 】

Xiaojun felt baffled: [Yeah, isn't there two people? 】

Su Ling was stunned: [In addition to the lobster essence, who else? ! 】

Xiaojun was even more stunned: [There is also a snake spirit! 】

Su Ling was silent for a moment, suspicious: 【Are you scolding me? 】

Xiaojun was stunned for a moment, and said unfairly: [No!I'm not saying you're a snake man, I mean there's another person who's a snake man, no, no, it's either a snake mane or a snake man... He's got snake bites all over his body, anyway, he looks worse than a lobster man normal. 】

Su Ling was stunned: [Then why didn't you tell me last time? 】

Xiaojun is even more wronged now.

Didn't he say it?He said last time that there were two of them!

It was clearly Boss Su himself who was attracted by the crayfish...

Su Ling seemed to have finally remembered his foodie nature, coughed dryly, and said: [Okay, I see, I will solve this matter as soon as possible. 】

Xiaojun chuckled and said nothing.

Judging from the reaction to eating lobster last time, just eating a lot is of no use.After thinking about it, Su Ling felt that he should start with Sheng Ze's reminder "Eat what you shouldn't eat".

So, Su Ling picked a sunny day and visited the homes of the lobster spirit and the snake spirit with Shengze.

The "lobster spirit" and "snake spirit" blocked the door, looking at the visitor warily.

Su Ling was very calm, and lied: "Actually, we are here to repair the water pipes."

Two people: ...

Do you think we are blind?

Sheng Ze couldn't bear to look straight at him, and covered his eyes, he lifted the back of Su Ling's neck and stuffed him back, and then said with a sincere look, "We're here for dinner."

Su Ling turned her head with a "swipe", and looked at Sheng Ze with disgust - this lie is more unreliable than his, okay? !

Su Ling was even worried that they would be thrown out by the two of them in the next second.

Who would have guessed...

Those two looked at Sheng Ze several times, but they didn't directly shame him out. Instead, they frowned, and even politely declined, "We don't know how to cook."

Sheng Ze's face was calm. Hearing this, he smiled, as if mocking: "You have held a knife for more than ten years, and you put it down so soon?"

The faces of the two people changed, and they looked at each other for a few seconds before hesitantly giving up a position: "Please."

Sheng Ze confidently led Su Ling into the house.

Both of them were bachelors, and they rented this small house of seventy to eighty square meters. Obviously, no one cleaned it at ordinary times. Dirty clothes and fast food boxes were thrown everywhere.

"Lobster Essence" quickly sorted out the sofa and coffee table, invited Su Ling and Sheng Ze to sit down, and said, "We haven't started the fire yet, so we have to wait a little longer for lunch."

Sheng Ze raised Erlang's legs calmly and gracefully, curled the corner of his mouth, and began to order: "I want to order crayfish and snake steak."

"Lobster Essence" froze, and after a while, took a deep look at Sheng Ze, and finally entered the kitchen.

There was a seemingly non-existent conversation in the kitchen——

"Snake Spirit": "Is he really not a blind cat who ran into a dead mouse?"

"Lobster Essence": "He just ordered lobster and snake steak, he should really be a previous customer."

"Snake Spirit": "What about the previous guests? We are no longer cooks."

"Lobster Essence": "Are you stupid? Are you able to offend those people casually? Anyway, just do it again, and just send them away."

The conversation ended here, and then, the sound of a kitchen knife chopping a cutting board came from the kitchen.

"Lobster King" came out of the kitchen, smiled hard at Shengze, and explained, "I don't have enough ingredients at home, I need to go out to buy vegetables."

Sheng Ze nodded proudly: "Please go ahead."

— as if in his house.

Su Ling: ...

"Lobster Essence" looked disheveled, but said nothing, changed his coat and shoes, and went out.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to the living room, Su Ling dared to approach Sheng Ze in a low voice, and asked him, "How did you guess that they belonged to the cook?"

Sheng Ze smiled gently and reminded: "What they just said was right."

Su Ling tilted her head:?

Sheng Ze: "I'm just a blind cat and a dead mouse."

Su Ling: ...

"Do you remember what I told you, the evil spirit haunts you, mostly because you ate something you shouldn't eat?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Shengze sorted out the messy trash in the room, and said with a smile, "We rent together, and the room is so messy, I guess they don't have much money. But look at the crayfish on that person's head, they are fat and strong, The color is bright, and it looks like..."

Su Ling swallowed, and answered: "It's delicious."

Sheng Ze laughed: "Yes, it is indeed a good ingredient."

Su Ling was thoughtful: "You mean, with their spending power, they shouldn't have access to such high-end food, so it's only possible that they encountered it when they were cooks?"

Sheng Ze nodded: "Many restaurants will throw the ingredients that cannot be eaten that day to the people in the back kitchen."

Su Ling suddenly realized, but raised a new question: "But how do you know they are willing to invite us in?"

Sheng Ze paused, and said, "I'm not sure. But it's enough to be [-]% sure in doing things, and the rest is nothing more than luck."

Su Ling glanced at him with a smile, and commented: "Then we are lucky today."

Sheng Ze also admitted: "It's really good."

Su Ling propped his chin with one hand, with a smile that was not a smile: "Then, Lord Ksitigarbha, who is lucky, have you thought about how to deal with this matter?"

Sheng Ze: ...

Why did the words "Ksitigarbha" in Su Ling's mouth speak so meaningfully? ? !

Su Ling didn't wait for an answer, and was not in a hurry. He still smiled and said, "I heard from my elder brother that Ksitigarbha actually has a secret skill."

Hearing Gu Qing's appearance, Sheng Ze had an ominous premonition in his heart.

Su Ling said innocently: "It's the Buddha's song. It is said that it is specially used to ask ghosts about their minds. If you can use the Buddha's song to ask that lobster, you should be able to know the truth."

Shengze has some methods—does the Ksitigarbha have this skill?Why has he never heard of it? ! !

Su Ling sighed with emotion: "It is said that when this secret technique is activated, there will be Buddha's light shining in a radius of ten miles, and people and ghosts in it will hear the bursts of Sanskrit sounds from the west, and those with high understanding can even see the Buddha's voice. Nianhua smiled."

After talking for a long time, Su Ling finally got to the point.

He looked at Sheng Ze with foggy eyes, half praying and half expecting, and asked: "Ah Ze, can I see it?"

Sheng Ze:! ! !

On the other hand, Gu Qing called other employees of the company together.

Lu Qing took the lead in holding a teacup with goji berries, and under his guidance, the other ghosts followed suit, each holding a large porcelain teacup and blowing on the tea leaves in a "puff and puff" manner.

Gu Qing narrowed his eyes and glanced around, expressing his satisfaction with the positive health care atmosphere.

Then, he said the main topic of the meeting: "You have lost your horse."

"puff--"

The sound of spraying water echoed in the meeting room.

Meng Xiaoman stuttered in fright: "Boss, does the boss know?"

Lu Qing glanced at her with a sneer: "If I hadn't stopped him, you would have been beaten up long ago."

With tears in his eyes, Meng Xiaoman said gratefully, "Thank you, sir, for your help."

Lu Qing shook his head, with disgust on his face: "But now it seems that it's better to let him beat you up."

Chang Bai still finds it difficult to accept: "The boss really knows?"

Gu Qing stretched out his fingers and pointed them one by one: "Your surname is Meng, your name is Wu Pan, your name is Kongbu, your name is Chang Bai, and Chang Wu is brothers... How stupid do you think my brother is to not find out?" ?”

It stands to reason that it would be better not to deny his words in front of Hades...

However, Chang Bai held back for a long time, but he still didn't hold back: "Forgive me, we have called this name since the first day, but your brother has never doubted it."

Gu Qing's face suddenly darkened.

Chang Wu subconsciously held Chang Bai's hand, and turned his body slightly forward to block Chang Bai's face.

Lu Qing reluctantly admitted: "He just suddenly remembered the past, remembered that he and Chang Bai had met before."

Chang Bai was startled: "Huh? I'll take his soul? Which one?"

Lu Qing's gaze could almost turn into a physical poke on him.

Chang Wu coughed, and came out to save his younger brother, "Dare to ask, has the identity of Lord Ghost King been revealed?"

Meng Xiaoman and Shi Kongzan also straightened their backs, ready to listen—they lost their horses... How could the ghost king lose his horse to be so exciting!

After all, they are just pretending to be cute, and the ghost king is a man with a double vest!

"It's coming soon." A sneer appeared on the corner of Lu Qing's mouth, "If there is no accident, he will confess today."

The ghosts were instantly overjoyed——

Ghost King lost his horse!

Hi, hear, enjoy, see!

Gu Qing took a sip of tea, calmed down his coldness, and returned to the look of a smiling old fox, holding his sleeves and asked back: "You have been tricked by the ghost king for so long, are you willing to let him confess so easily?"

All the ghosts are patronizing the happy ghost king and lost his horse. They didn't expect to have this idea.But when Master Yan Wang said this, they all shook their heads in an instant: "Of course not!"

Gu Qing cheerfully waved his hands: "Xiao Ling and I also meant the same thing, so, didn't I call you over here? You guys, you can do this..."

The author has something to say: [The long-lost small theater]

Before the old fox opened his mouth, all the ghosts: Get lost!Ghost King lost his horse!

After the old fox opened his mouth...

Meng Xiaoman: My lord, it's getting cold, so I picked up the vest for you.

Wu Pan: One is not enough, my lord, I will add another layer for you.

Shi Kongbu: This vest is also good, you must wear it with you.

Chang Wu Chang Bai: My lord, we will always be with you, and we will never lose our horses.

Gu Qing: (drinking a sip of tea, hiding merit and fame)

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Congratulations to everyone who fed the little angels and got the dropped item: [Tears of Lord Ghost King]~

The property of the drop: Look at the shining Lake Baikal, it is the regretful tears of Lord Ghost King... It is also the water that once entered his head.

The effect of the drop: When you are injured, you can apply the props on the wound, and you can get a "double pain crit", and experience the extraordinary refreshment!

(So ​​what's the use of it...)

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

10 bottles of Nan; 2 bottles of Limo; 1 bottle of Ling