[Comprehensive British and American] Is the earth destroyed today?

"Superman!"

Clark just came back from the road to fight crime and rescued the kitten who couldn't get up from the tree. Clark, who was about to rush to work, heard someone calling his name eagerly, so he hurried to find the sound.However……

Clark looked at the familiar police uniform in front of him and the ticket waving in his hand. For a moment, Clark really wanted to turn around and run away at super speed—this was already the fifth ticket he received this week. ! — Rao!I know it's only Tuesday!

Superman fell to the ground helplessly, and asked with a somewhat depressed mood: "Okay, sir, can you tell me that I violated that rule again?"

Mr. Police glanced at the machine specially equipped by the Lex Group in his hand to issue tickets to Superman, and replied with a serious face: "I'm sorry, because your flight altitude just now exceeded the limit and violated the air traffic control law. Between you It was for the sake of rescuing others, so the penalty of detention and community labor was exempted, please pay the fine in time according to the ticket."

Clark: No, is it too late for him to apply for detention and community work?He really has no money! qaq

Facing the firm and indifferent eyes of the policeman on the opposite side, Clark had no choice but to resign himself to his fate after staring at him for a while, and carefully dug out his last living expenses from the interlayer of his tights, and reluctantly handed them over to the other party.

Seeing that the other party was holding it firmly, Clark quickly let go, and quickly turned his head away. At the same time, he quickly picked up a pen to sign the ticket, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye without saying a word.

The policeman who had just received the fine looked at the fine on his left hand, then at the machine on his right hand, and finally had to give up his idea of ​​reaching out Erkang's hand with resentment, alas, he hadn't had time to ask for more signatures!There are many children in the family, only one signature is not enough!so……

The witty policeman shook his head and sighed in sympathy for the tragic experience of their Superman who was always getting tickets these days. He pressed the dialogue button mercilessly, and said clearly: "Superman is speeding again! Direction to xxx street, pay attention Give him a ticket!"

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"Superman! Receive a ticket!"

"Superman! You're flying high again!"

"Superman... Forget it, you've been speeding all the time, or... I'll discuss it with our director, and you pay for a month?"

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It is impossible to pay a monthly subscription, and the small reporter does not have so many monthly wallets. Besides, a monthly subscription for a fine, is that reasonable? !Anyway... as long as he doesn't stop on the street casually, no one will know that he has been there, let alone speeding.

However, when the innocent and simple town youth finally figured out the skills to evade the ticket, Green Lantern looked at the ticket as high as a hill carried by the Flash to the watchtower, even he couldn't help but tightly hold his wallet : "So many?!"

The huge debt that even Green Lantern turned pale was obviously not something Clark could afford. In fact, as early as the third day of the implementation of the new policy, Superman was already out of pocket and unable to pay the fine.

The Flash rubbed his hands, curled his lips indifferently, and said, "That's not too much. After Superman saves someone, there will always be someone who is willing to fine him for him—the police in the metropolis are also very principled, and only charge half of it— — Speeding is allowed to save people, and violations are not allowed on the return trip, so this is only half.”

Barry paused for a moment, but still couldn't help complaining: "Metropolis is really unfriendly to speedsters, Luthor actually spent his own money to upgrade all the monitoring equipment in Metropolis, and even my speed was almost photographed--if this continues Superman can't even evade a ticket!"

Barry couldn't help showing a lingering fear expression on his face as he spoke, and it could be seen that this was also a poor man who couldn't pay the fine.

"Woo--" The usually sunny and cheerful young man in Kansas buried his head in his palms in a decadent state, sobbing, "Please, stop talking, there are so many fines... how can I explain to B?" ah!!!"

Diana raised her eyebrows unconcernedly, and the goddess who came here to watch the excitement after being informed by the Flash was not afraid of trouble and continued to stab her knife: "What is there to explain? Anyway, you didn't spend money on him once, bat Xia won't care about such a small amount of money."

Barry: No, it's not small money, it adds up to a million!Is the concept of money in our eyes different from the concept of money in the eyes of rich people?Tsk, evil rich man!

The Zhenglian consultant who was far away in Gotham couldn't help but sneezed, Ah Fu's eyes of disapproval pierced over instantly: "Look, I said that if you always stay up late at night, your resistance will drop, right? You don't look like this Way to set a good example for Master Tim and Master Damian."

Bruce: ...wait, I just sneezed, who has a cold? !Ah Fu, when did you learn to exaggerate the facts? !

On the one hand, Batman feels deeply that he is trapped in the enemy's camp, and on the other hand, Superman's feeling is not much better-he once thought that his teammates were the most reliable and trustworthy teammates in the world, but today, Clarke really knows Here we go—what teammate?nonexistent!Friendship, the so-called unsinkable Titanic, really turns over as soon as it says it!

Looking at the teammates around me who were gloating all over their faces, the only pure Flash had sympathy written on his left face, horror on his right face, and luckily it wasn't me on his forehead—the Chairman of Zhenglian felt that he shouldn't be Come back... He finally saw the true colors of his teammates, this ruthless world!It's really lifeless!

Clark felt that it might be more comfortable for him to go back and cry with the ticket instead of enduring these monsters here... At least he doesn't have to realize that so many Chaoying are only as miserable as himself...

The little curly hair on Superman's forehead could not help drooping down bit by bit as his mood fell.

Diana couldn't help laughing at her partner's gray and white petrification bit by bit, almost drifting away with the wind.She couldn't help stretching out her hand to ruin Superman's hairstyle, and at the same time comforted: "Actually, you don't need to worry so much, b will help you solve these tickets, take it easy, this is just a small amount of money for b."

Hearing Batman's name, Clark couldn't help but frowned, but he immediately rejected Diana's proposal solemnly: "No, no, it's not the way to go on like this—I can't let B always help me pay the ticket... …Maybe I should go and learn about portals from mages?"

"Pfft——" It's not that Diana didn't know the little thoughts in Clark's heart. After all, when the Justice League was founded, Clark had insisted on letting Batman be the chairman—because he was concerned that he had been "raised" by Bruce. This fact has been reluctant to admit.

Well, as a consultant to the chairman of the alliance, it is logical to bear the battle damage of the alliance, but if Batman is not an advisor to the alliance, what reason do they have for Bruce to help them bear the battle damage?Of course, only Superman would mind this kind of thing. After all, Batman and Superman have always caused the most battle damage.

Batman never feels bad about spending his own money, but Superman——as a former Kansas farm boy and now a small reporter in the Metropolis, Mr. Superman's economic situation determines that even Superman can't treat money like dung.

When Superman was thinking about whether he should pinch diamonds with his bare hands and go to sea to salvage the sunken ship to make up for the fine, Diana suddenly asked: "Are you really not going to report it to B? Even if you hide it now, he will know sooner or later... He might be even more angry."

Diana's reasonable analysis made Clark, who had seen a little hope of repaying the debt, instantly depressed.Well...he is not really unable to repay his debts. Although B once told him that pinching diamonds with bare hands will disrupt the normal economic order, there is nothing wrong with fishing for sunken ships. Although the seven seas are all the territory of the king of the sea, but, Neptune has always been indifferent, and it is okay to say hello to a sunken ship to sell antiques to pay off debts.However, he is sincere!He didn't want Batman to know that he had saved millions of battle damage just by paying tickets!

Clark: [Humble jbsp; If Batman knows this, he will definitely put kryptonite darts on him... Although this is indeed an exaggeration, Clark feels as if he has seen the disapproving gaze of his advisor Batman— —Hey, he's a little scared!

Clark smiled wearily: "It's a day to be able to hide it. Anyway, during this time, B has been busy paying attention to William and the other world... he shouldn't notice me, right?"

Diana shrugged her shoulders and said indifferently: "Whatever you want, anyway, it's not me who will get angry and beat me up when the time comes."

Clark: ...I'm afraid he has a group of fake teammates.

However, regardless of whether it is a real teammate or a fake teammate, anyway, he knows that only Batman can help him repay this huge fine in such a short period of time, but... nothing is absolute, maybe he will work hard. Just pay back the money yourself?

The dream of Mr. Zhenglian Chairman can be said to be very beautiful, but the reason why the dream is a dream is because it is destined not to be realized...

———I am the dividing line for Superman to work hard and pay the ticket——

"...Ah Fu?" Bruce was rarely rushed by the housekeeper to sit in the office and take a casual look at the company's affairs. : "Can you help me see what is written on it?... Am I really not dazzled?"

Afu glanced at the notification document on the opposite side of the video, and couldn't help but stop making cookies, and couldn't help but sympathetically said to Bruce: "Oh, master, you can rest assured, you haven't reached that old-fashioned dizziness yet." to the extent of—yes, you read that right, Mr. Superman was fined a total of 110 million for violating traffic law, air control law and other laws and regulations...and this amount was three days ago, that is to say, it is now It may have broken through 150 million."

Mr. Steward's sympathetic and calm voice was not enough to appease Master Bruce's furious emotions—"??? What the hell is he doing? Half a month! Millions of war damage?! Did he tear down Manhattan?!" Bruce now Some suspect that instead of raising an alien rescue dog, they raise a house demolition expert—a husky!His money did not come from the wind!

Although Master Wayne really doesn't care about this small amount of money, this kind of unhealthy tendencies must not be encouraged!

After making up his mind, Bruce immediately picked up the phone and ordered the people below: "I'm going to inspect the work of the Planetary Daily today, now, immediately, immediately!"

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Regardless of the conflicts and internal conflicts that the chairman and advisor of the Justice League will cause due to huge fines, on the other hand, Lian Wei is living a very comfortable life—holding a tablet, drinking Fat House Happy Water, lying on the boss chair, Lian Wei was so happy that he didn't even notice when Luther came in.

"Your method is very good. Superman has been unable to pay the ticket since a week ago, and Wayne came to the Metropolis today - when do you think they will fight?"

Lian Wei glanced at Luther, whose face was full of gloating, curled his lips indifferently, and said casually: "If you want to expect them to fight because of this, it would be unrealistic, you know, Wayne is never short of money. Well, instead of expecting them to fight over this, you might as well expect Batman to get into a fight with Superman because he's pissed off with his little lover."

Lian Wei just complained casually, but he didn't expect that Luthor would show a thoughtful look on his face and mutter seriously: "Miss and little lover?"

Hearing Luthor's tone, Lian Threat almost rolled off his chair: "Wait! You don't take it seriously, do you?!"

Luther glanced at Lian Wei in disgust, then raised his eyebrows and said, "It doesn't matter if it's true or not, as long as people think it's true?"

Lian Wei couldn't help shivering—I'm sorry, Superman... He seems to have tricked him again by accident...