President of Datang [Transmigration Book]

Zhu Xieli turned to look at Li Tan, wondering if the other party was joking with him, or if he really drank too much.

However, after seeing it, I couldn't take my eyes off it.

Li Tan's eyes were half-closed at this time, and he looked lazy. Two locks of his originally bundled hair slipped down and fell on the collarbone of his shoulders. The snowy skin and black hair formed a sharp contrast.

Zhu Xieli's throat moved slightly, and he couldn't help reaching out to pick up the strand of long hair that had fallen, and leaned over to kiss him lightly.

At this time, Li Tan's brain was chaotic, and he was still humming a song contentedly. His singing was a bit vague, and Zhu Xieli couldn't hear him clearly, so he could only vaguely hear him singing: "If you want to die, you must be fascinated." , let’s show it all. I said I’m not afraid, we’re on the same level..."

Zhu Xieli didn't know what tune he was singing, and he couldn't understand the lyrics, but he remembered a word: Fatal Fascination.

He looked up at Li Tan, only to find that Li Tan had closed his eyes and seemed to be falling asleep!

Zhu Xieli quickly shook him and called softly: "A Tian? A Tian?"

Li Tan faltered twice, but still did not wake up.

Zhu Xieli was a little worried at once. When he came, he had been reminded by the princess of Yongshou County that soaking in the hot spring for a long time would easily lead to shortness of breath, fainting at least, and death at worst!

Zhu Xieli didn't care about those charming thoughts in his heart, he hurriedly helped Li Tan up, intending to take him out.

As a result, Li Tan seemed to have no bones at this time, and could only rely on him to barely fall.

Zhu Xieli once again secretly warned himself that he would never go to the hot spring with Li Tan again!

Once again, it is estimated that something will really happen.

He wrapped his arms around Li Tan's waist, patted his cheek lightly and said, "A Tian, ​​wake up, A Tian."

Not only did Li Tan not wake up, but he groaned twice and buried his head directly in the socket of his shoulder.

It's terrifying!

Zhu Xieli knew that the best way at this time was to call someone in and carry Li Tan back to the bedroom.

However, he has his own selfishness, and he doesn't want Li Tan's current appearance to be seen by others.

In this way, he could only hold Li Tan in his arms and go outside to put on some clothes for him.

Because the bathrobe has been completely wet, Li Tan's bathrobe should be taken off at this time, and then put on dry clothes.

However, Zhu Xieli hesitated for a moment, and simply wrapped Li Tan in dry clothes.

The bathhouse was too hot, his heart was beating fast, and it was easy to stimulate his superiors to do something, and he would help Li Tan change his clothes after returning to the bedroom to calm down.

Anyway, there is a direct porch from the bathroom to the bedroom, all the way is indoors, and there is no need to go outside.

Otherwise, in this weather, no matter how impulsive Zhu Xieli was, he would not let Li Tan go back in wet clothes.

It's just that, even though the palace has started to drain water and use hot spring water for heating, the temperature outside is still lower than that of the bathhouse.

As soon as Zhu Xieli went out with Li Tan in his arms, Li Tan seemed to feel the coldness, shrank his body, and spontaneously stretched out his hands to hug Zhu Xieli's neck, and pressed against his body to keep warm.

Zhu Xieli paused, closed his eyes and took two deep breaths before going back.

It's just that as the time out of the bathhouse got longer and longer, the heat on Li Tan's body gradually faded, and he finally felt the coolness and woke up leisurely.

His eyes were half-closed, and he asked vaguely, "Where is this?"

Zhu Xieli paused before speaking: "I'm going to the bedroom soon, are you awake?"

He was a little hesitant to let Li Tan go, after all, it didn't seem right for a man to hug another man like this.

As a result, Li Tan said vaguely after hearing this: "Call me when we arrive."

Then...then leaned against Zhu Xieli and continued to sleep.

Zhu Xieli didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had no choice but to act as a labor force to carry him in.

When they returned to the room, Zhi Yi was lying happily in the fruit bowl surrounded by apples. When he heard the door opening, he slightly raised his head for a look, and then jumped out of the fruit bowl in fright.

Ignoring Zhiyi's shocked gaze, Zhu Xieli put Li Tan on the couch first, then turned his head and asked, "Where are Ah Tian's clothes?"

Zhi Yi pointed at him with trembling little paws, and only after a while did he utter two words: "Birds and beasts!"

Zhu Xieli didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What are you thinking about?" After saying this, he suddenly realized, looked Zhi Yi up and down and asked, "You even understand this?"

Zhiyi raised his two front paws, with a hint of bravado: "What did you do to him?"

Zhu Xieli smiled evilly: "What do you think?"

Zhi Yi stood there stiffly with his paws raised, and after a while he suddenly jumped off the table, wanting to jump on the bed to see Li Tan, but Zhu Xie Li dragged him back by the back of his neck.

"Hush." ​​Zhu Xieli put his index finger against his lips and said, "He's asleep, don't wake him up."

Zhiyi looked at Li Tan, who was sleeping soundly, and at Zhu Xieli, who was smiling unkindly. In an instant, his big round eyes were filled with tears, and he cried aggrievedly: "Don't bully him, I ...I really know how to bite!"

Zhi Yi bared his teeth while talking, just talking without practicing, and he didn't have the guts to take a bite.

Zhu Xieli: ...

He really didn't expect to accidentally bully and cry his sweetheart's pet, he quickly hugged Zhiyi in his arms, rubbed its head and said, "Okay, just kidding, I didn't do anything, He was drunk himself."

Zhi Yi wiped his tears and said: "You lie to Xiong, he can sing when he drinks too much!"

Zhu Xieli said helplessly: "It's already been sung, you just didn't hear it."

Zhi Yi looked up at him: "What are you singing?"

Zhu Xieli said dumbly: "I don't know either, it's just something like a life-threatening obsession."

Zhiyi was relieved when he heard it, it seemed that he had sung it for real.

While the two of them were crying and coaxing each other, Li Tan, who was sleeping on the bed in wet clothes, felt uncomfortable.

He struggled in a daze, and found that the clothes were tightly wrapped around his body, so he opened his eyes slightly, took off his half-wet robe, and began to struggle with the bathrobe on his body.

Caught off guard while holding Zhi Yi, Zhu Xieli watched Li Tan take off the only covering on his body, feeling a little bad all of a sudden.

Zhiyi only felt a pain in his body, looked up at Li Tan and then at Zhu Xieli, and suddenly felt... Li Tan might not get better today.

For the sake of the host's chastity, it really wants to call people, but in this world, Tang Tang and Meng Zhiya, which are not produced by the system, are the only two people in front of it.

So even if it wants to call out to people, it can't call out.

At this time, Zhi Yi was very anxious, and he didn't understand why Qing Kong was always by Li Tan's side, so why didn't he disappear today?

If Li Tan is still awake, he will tell Zhi Yi that of course he sent him away to do other things.

Because Li Tan was afraid to talk to Zhu Xieli about the prophecy, anyway, it was... a lie, and many lies were needed to complete it.

And this matter can no longer be known to more people, not to mention that Qingkong is indeed loyal to him, but it is hard to say whether Qingkong is more loyal to Li Longji.

After getting into the water, Li Tan saw that Zhu Xieli didn't pay much attention to him, so he was worried that the other party was still angry and wanted to explain something, but after thinking about it, he felt that it would be better not to say anything.

But the premise of not talking is that Zhu Xieli doesn't ask, so Li Tan simply drank more wine, thinking... Zhu Xieli shouldn't be serious with a drunk, right?

He originally thought that he was almost drunk and pretended to be drunk, but who knew that the sweet-scented osmanthus brewed would have such stamina.

At this time Li Tan was a little delirious, and after taking off his clothes, he stood there for a long time and couldn't think of what he was going to do.

Zhu Xieli threw Zhiyi aside, hurriedly went to the cabinet next to him to get a piece of clean obscene clothes, and came to help Li Tan get dressed.

Li Tan was quite obedient at the moment, looked up at Zhu Xieli who tilted his head suspiciously, and then asked softly, "Yin Xing?"

Zhu Xieli responded and said, "Put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold."

However, Li Tan was not particularly cooperative. He suddenly grabbed Zhu Xieli and said with a smile, "I... I remembered... You said you were going to sing just now. Why didn't you sing?"

Zhu Xieli's head was full of question marks, when did he say he was going to sing?

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Tan shook his arm and said, "Sing, how about I sing one for you?"

Zhu Xieli suddenly had a very headache, wrapped him in obscene clothes, pushed him on the bed and said, "Don't make trouble, lie down quickly."

Li Tan did lie down, but he didn't let go of Zhu Xieli's hand, instead he tugged hard.

With Zhu Xieli's skill, it is impossible for Li Tan's strength to drag him when he is drunk.

However, at that moment, he directly followed Li Tan's strength and fell down, stretching out his left hand to support himself so as not to let himself be pressed on Li Tan.

As a result, Li Tan kept pulling him down, saying, "Cold."

Zhu Xieli: ...

Is this using him as a heater?

What he thought at that moment was to call for someone to heat up the house.

However, he accidentally lay beside Li Tan, first kept Li Tan, then pulled the quilt over to cover the two of them, and asked softly, "Is it still cold?"

Li Tan hugged him contentedly and rubbed against his chest, raised his head in a daze and said, "It's not cold anymore."

No matter how determined Zhu Xieli was, he couldn't bear Li Tan's frequent physical contact.

Especially when Li Tan smiled at him defenselessly.

This attitude of complete trust is even more difficult to control.

Zhu Xieli endured and endured, but finally couldn't hold back, pinched Li Tan's chin and lowered his head to kiss.

That kiss was full of aggression.

Li Tan's mind was in a daze, but his instinctive reaction made him struggle non-stop, and during the struggle, his nails actually cut through Zhu Xieli's chest, leaving him with a wound.

Zhu Xieli turned over to suppress him, while stroking his neck and shoulders soothingly, at the same time, the originally tough kiss gradually became gentle and lingering.

After feeling less aggressive, Li Tan closed his eyes and began to enjoy the kiss.

Zhu Xieli couldn't feel his resistance, and instantly became more excited, and couldn't help but tore off the obscene clothes he didn't wear.

Li Tan felt that someone was touching him on his body, it was a touch full of possessive desire, and the temperature of the passing parts of those slightly warmer hands also increased accordingly.

His originally slightly cold body gradually warmed up, and there was some heat, and because of this heat, he also felt a very strong emotion from the bottom of his heart.

Li Tan couldn't help reaching out to hug Zhu Xieli. Although his eyes were not opened, his movements were very accurate.

Zhu Xieli gasped and bit the tip of his tongue hard, so he didn't ignore Li Tan directly.

Of course, in the case of Li Tan's response, it is not considered strong, but he just feels unwilling, and feels that his A Tian is not willing, so what's the point?

However, Li Tan had already reacted to being teased by him, and after Zhu Xieli stopped, he raised his waist and rubbed against him with some dissatisfaction.

Zhu Xieli had no choice but to resist the impulse, and while caressing and stimulating Li Tan's sensitive points, he helped the two of them to liberate with his hands.

After liberation, Zhu Xieli bit Li Tan's collarbone and chest unwillingly, leaving two teeth marks.

Li Tan soon fell into a deep sleep due to drunkenness and excessive physical exertion.

Zhu Xieli kissed his forehead lovingly. When he longed for Li Tan very much, he felt that as long as he could touch Li Tan, he would be satisfied.

Later, he gradually invaded Li Tan's life, and occasionally had physical contact. At that time, he felt that if one day he could kiss Li Tan, it would be such a wonderful thing.

However, it turns out that people are never satisfied.

He not only kissed Li Tan, but also touched his whole body, but his body still clamored that it was not enough, and wanted more.

Zhu Xieli knew that he should actually leave here. After all, as long as he stayed by Li Tan's side, he couldn't help but dream.

But he didn't want to lose such a rare opportunity to get along with each other.

In the end, he could only sigh, stretch out his arms to hug Li Tan, close his eyes, and see if he can fall asleep...then let fate.

However, the fact is that it was not until dawn that he gradually calmed down the desire in his heart and fell asleep with Li Tan in his arms.

On the contrary, Li Tan, who slept soundly all night, still woke up at the original biological clock time the next day.

When he was half awake, Li Tan had only one thought in his mind: he seemed to have a spring dream last night, in which he was kissed and caressed by a person whose face could not be seen clearly in a strange place.

Obviously he should struggle to escape, but for some reason, he just felt that that person was someone he was very familiar with, with a familiar smell.

What made him even more puzzled was that the other party in the dream was a little taller than him and was very active, which was very strange, although it was also very cool.

But Chun Meng, which teenager doesn't do it?

Li Tan boldly opened his eyes very reassuringly, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Zhu Xieli lying beside him, who seemed to be sleeping unsteadily.

Li Tan thought for a moment that he was hallucinating, and couldn't help but close his eyes forcefully, but when he opened them again, he was sure it wasn't hallucination, and Zhu Xieli was really sleeping beside him.

And...the body seems to be...not wearing clothes.

Zhu Xieli came here last night wearing a bathrobe with Li Tan in his arms and never went out again, so naturally he didn't have time to take his clothes.

Li Tan thought of the spring dream he had last night, and for a moment Zhu Xieli's face perfectly replaced the blurred face of the person in the dream.

He was instantly terrified, and there seemed to be something wrong with this direction?

The more Li Tan thought about it, the more frightened he became, because that dream was so realistic that it seemed as if it had really happened.

He couldn't help getting up quietly, wanting to catch Zhiyi - probably Zhiyi would know what happened last night.

As a result, Zhu Xieli's sleep was very shallow. Whenever he moved the other party, he moved his body slowly, as if he wanted to wake up.

Li Tan looked at Zhu Xieli and rubbed his eyes, and noticed that his eyes were slightly black, as if he hadn't rested well, and the feeling of uneasiness in his heart became heavier and heavier.

After Zhu Xieli woke up completely, he asked, "Are you awake?"

Perhaps it was because he had just woken up, Zhu Xieli's voice was slightly hoarse and full of magnetism. For some reason, Li Tan felt a little blush when he heard it.

He responded with some hesitation, and then saw Zhu Xieli sitting up slowly.

The moment Zhu Xieli sat up, Li Tan noticed the scar on his chest, and instantly had a bad premonition—he and Zhu Xieli couldn't really... something indescribable happened, right?

Thinking about it, under normal circumstances, even if two men sleep on the same bed, they are both nude bodies. This... is obviously a problem.

Li Tan was taken aback by his own thoughts, and couldn't help but look down at his body, only to see some inconspicuous red marks on his chest.

Those few sporadic red marks seemed to be bitten by mosquitoes, although they were small, they were very conspicuous.

But it's a pity that it's not summer now, and there's no way for Li Tan to deceive himself. The winter solstice has passed, and no mosquito can survive until now!

Li Tan's heart was very broken, but he felt his body, except for the refreshment that had been released, he seemed to have no other feelings.

Especially the back...well, perfectly normal.

So...if it wasn't for him...could it be...he...he...he...he slept Zhu Xieli?

Li Tan was so shocked by his own thoughts that he couldn't recover for a while.

At this moment, Zhu Xieli woke up completely, and seeing Li Tan's expression of being struck by lightning, he immediately realized that the other party might have thought of something.

Maybe Li Tan wasn't that drunk last night and still has a little memory, or maybe he thought of something when he saw the state of the two of them.

For a moment, Zhu Xieli actually felt a sense of relief.

In fact, last night he thought about cleaning up the scene after the incident, or even if he didn't clean up, as long as he returned to the room that Li Tan arranged for him, then the matter would not be revealed.

But he just stayed here by accident, so it is only natural that the current situation happened.

Zhu Xieli stretched out his hand to touch Li Tan, but he was worried that the other party would be stimulated. After all, Li Tan's expression now looked like he had seen a ghost.

Zhu Xieli called out: "Ah Tian?"

Only then did Li Tan come to his senses, and after seeing Zhu Xieli's obviously sluggish expression, he felt that his guess was very reliable.

So here comes the question, if he really put the hero to sleep... Will there be a future?

Now Li Tan really wants to learn how to be a barbarian, so he keeps his head covered as if he hasn't woken up yet.

However, men always have to take responsibility, and escaping cannot solve the problem.

So he could only glance at Zhu Xieli with a guilty conscience, and then he was stimulated by the wound on his fair chest, he couldn't help but look away and asked in a low voice, "What... what happened last night?"

Zhu Xieli found that Li Tan didn't even want to look at him, so his face turned pale.

The other party's cooperation last night was just because he was drunk and couldn't recognize people.

Zhu Xieli felt a little pain in his heart, and he couldn't help lowering his eyes and said, "What happened? You asked so strangely."

Li Tan was a little confused and embarrassed, thinking that Zhu Xieli might not want to admit it because it was too out of morals.

In fact, he didn't really want to keep asking, but if he didn't ask... he felt like a bit of a scumbag.

So he bit the bullet and said in a roundabout way: "I don't remember after drinking too much. Where are our clothes?"

After he finished speaking, he felt that this sentence seemed to be quite scumbag, as if he was emphasizing that he drank too much, so what happened was uncontrollable.

It sounds like an irresponsible subtext, no, no, how can this be?

If he really did something wrong, how can he not be responsible?

Just when Li Tan opened his mouth to make a patch to let Zhu Xieli not misunderstand, Zhu Xieli concealed the coldness and pain in his heart, and smiled like usual: "You are ashamed to say, don't drink if you don't drink well." After drinking so much, yesterday you insisted on pulling me to sing, even singing and dancing."

Li Tan hesitated, what the hell?What did he do?

Sing when you drink too much?

He thought about it, it seemed that when the housewarming banquet was held last time, he also drank too much in front of Zhu Xieli, and then sang.

So... this time it's not just singing, it's also evolved to start dancing?

Li Tan felt a little unbelievable, even singing, he usually likes it quite a bit, but what is dancing?

He can't dance!

Zhu Xieli looked at Li Tan's bewildered expression, and added another sentence: "If I can't dance by myself, I have to drag me. I have no choice but to bring you back and help you take off your bathrobe. Afterwards, it was really hard Too tired, so I just fell asleep."

Li Tan listened to his statement, which seemed to be a complaint and an explanation, and he always felt that something was not right.

He thought for a while and asked in a low voice: "Then... how did you get your injuries?"

Zhu Xieli said: "You must have accidentally scratched me while dancing with me."

Li Tan thinks about his explanation, and then thinks about the spring dream. He always feels that this logic is not right. He danced and danced himself high, and then had a spring dream?

And what about his and Zhu Xieli's clothes?

Why not?Could it be that he did a strip dance?

Li Tan took a deep breath, looked at Zhu Xieli sincerely and said, "Yin Xing, tell me what happened, you don't need to hide it, you know me...I'm not that kind of person."

Zhu Xieli looked at him with a half-smile: "Then what kind of person are you?"

Li Tan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Don't make trouble, I really didn't mean to evade, but I just wanted to know the real situation."

For a moment, Zhu Xieli really wanted to tell Li Tan what the two of them did last night.

However, what happened last night was all on his own initiative, and Li Tan may have some impressions, so he asked.

So how should he answer?

Want him to tell Li Tan that he despicably took advantage of Li Tan to belittle him when he was drunk?

Zhu Xieli took a deep breath and said, "What do you think? Don't think about what's there. I was too tired last night. I'm too lazy to go back. I'll just sleep here with you. If you don't mind..."

"No, no, no, I don't mind, it's just... I thought I did something to you."

When Li Tan heard the word toss, he couldn't help imagining a lot of pornographic and violent scenes, but nothing happened after Zhu Xieli killed him, so he had to give up.

Wait for a closer look, or ask Zhiyi.

Zhu Xieli pretended to be mocking and said, "With your body, what can you do to me?"

Li Tan immediately glared, but he was also relieved, yes, how could he ignore the difference in force value between the two?

Judging from his force value, even if he wanted to force Zhu Xieli, the only end would be to be beaten all over the place.

Thinking of this, the gloom in his heart disappeared, and he immediately relaxed and said, "Okay, next time I won't drink."

Zhu Xieli said: "It's also...it doesn't have to be like this."

The drunk Li Tan is much cuter than the sober one, at least he won't reject himself.

At that moment, Zhu Xieli felt a little disgusted. He knew that the other party didn't like him, but he still tried his best to get close, but what could he do?

If he could control it, he would have cut off his love long ago.

After Li Tan let go of the boulder in his heart, he got up and called for someone to come in and deliver the clothes.

But I have to say, even though I believed that nothing happened between him and Zhu Xieli, the current state is still embarrassing.

Fortunately, the servants of King Ning's Mansion are well-trained now, and they are cleared and brought in to serve.

When Li Tan got up and put on his clothes, he deliberately observed Zhu Xieli again, and found that the other party moved freely, and except for the chest, there were no wounds or marks anywhere else.

He was really relieved this time, and after Zhu Xieli dressed up and had breakfast, he said goodbye politely.

But before he left, he gave Zhi Yi a warning look.

Zhiyi was so frightened that he immediately covered his mouth. What happened last night, he almost witnessed it from the beginning to the end—oh, it’s not really a witness, because after the two got together, Zhu Xieli put down the bed curtain .

Zhi Yi could only squat in the corner of the wall bitterly, and then the sound became more and more unbearable, and it couldn't bear it anymore. This is simply destroying the pure heart of a small animal!

Then it ran outside and blew the cold wind melancholy all night, and fortunately it didn't catch a cold.

But looking at Li Tan's appearance, he didn't seem to care about it, he was somewhat relieved, and really wanted to turn this matter over quickly.

But what it didn't expect was that after Zhu Xieli left, Li Tan dragged him over and asked, "Did I really sing and dance again last night?"

Zhi Yi looked at him in bewilderment, Li Tan raised his eyebrows and looked at it: "Don't play dumb, you must have seen it!"

Zhi Yi stammered and said, "Zhu Xie Li... no... didn't you already say it?"

Li Tan's expression froze and said: "I always feel that he is hiding something. If it was because he was drinking too much and wanted to sing and dance, it should be in the bathhouse. How did the two of us come back? What happened after we came back? He didn't know anything. talk."

Zhi Yi wept bitterly: "He didn't say you went to find him, why did you find me?"

Li Tan coughed lightly and said, "He's not in good spirits, maybe he didn't sleep well last night, how can I ask him again? Let him go to sleep first."

So you come to press me?Zhu Xieli threatened me before leaving, who am I provoking?

Zhi Yi said bitterly: "It's nothing, but when he brought you back, you were still singing, and after you came back, you dragged him to dance, and... even danced a pas de deux."

Li Tan:? ? ? ? ?

Is it such a virtue that he drank too much?He shouldn't, he remembered that he used to be very honest, fell asleep after drinking too much, and sang... well, occasionally he could sing, but dancing shouldn't be.

How could it suddenly have the attribute of dancing?

Seeing Li Tan's appearance of being hit, Zhi Yi rubbed his little paws guiltyly, and lowered his head, not daring to look again.

There should be some singing or something. As for the pas de deux, Zhi Yi thought of the shadows of their two entangled bodies reflected on the bed curtain, and felt...it shouldn't be a big problem to call this a pas de deux, right?

God of the host, it has learned to lie to the host, life really makes people grow qaq

Li Tan couldn't help asking: "What song did I sing?"

Zhi Yi was dumb: "I don't really remember."

Li Tan stared: "You are a system, I don't remember but I have to complain."

Zhi Yi immediately burst into tears: "I don't remember the tune, I only remember what you sang about Fascinating Love, and you really sang it!"

After Li Tan listened to it, he recalled something in a trance, as if...as if he really sang such a song.

He couldn't help covering his face, hey, he threw it in front of Zhu Xieli again.

Singing is fine, it's not the first time, Zhu Xieli should probably get used to it, but dancing... oh my god!

Couldn't be more ashamed!

However, when he thought of shame, he had to think of Chun Meng last night.

He began to think, is it because he dragged Zhu Xieli to dance last night, and the two of them had too much physical contact, so...did...dream?

At first, he didn't remember the appearance of the person in the dream, but compared with Zhu Xieli, he found that except for the face, from height to figure, it perfectly matched Zhu Xieli.

Sitting there, Li Tan was very depressed, feeling that something was wrong with his situation.

There is nothing wrong with having a spring dream, but the object of the spring dream is a big problem.

Li Tan found a lot of reasons for himself, maybe it was affected, maybe it was because Zhu Xieli was too good-looking.

However, these excuses seem to be of no use. To be affected is to have thoughts, perhaps subconsciously.

As for the fact that Zhu Xieli is too good-looking... no matter how good-looking he is, he can't tell the difference between male and female.

Li Tan turned his head to look at Zhi Yi and said in despair: "Baby, what if Dad bends over?"

Zhi Yi, who was struggling with how to remind Li Tan and Zhu Xie Li of his evil intentions, immediately fell headfirst from the desk.

Li Tan was startled by it, and quickly went to catch it and said, "Be careful, you're not smart in the first place, what should you do if you fall even more stupidly?"

Zhi Yi looked at him angrily: "Who is not smart? You are stupid!"

Li Tan sneered: "Yo, I can talk back."

Zhi Yi looked at him desperately and said, "Isn't it gay? Although the relationship line is broken and the plot is also broken, but the sexuality cannot be broken. This is the most basic thing in this world."

Li Tan is also a little tangled: "Love comes too fast, what can I do? Well... what will happen if the sexual orientation is wrong?"

Zhi Yi opened his mouth, and later found out that it seemed to be... It's not going to happen, the most important plot has collapsed, what else can't be collapsed?

Zhi Yi had no choice but to say: "The direction of this kind of words is even more uncontrollable, or...you take it easy?"

Li Tan was shocked: "Are you speaking human language? How can this kind of thing be slowed down?"

Zhi Yi said calmly, "I'm not human either."

Li Tan: ...

Seeing Li Tan's speechless expression, Zhi Yi could only continue to say: "I mean, don't be in a hurry to confirm it, there is always a process of going straight to a bend, how can you be sure that you have made a bend?"

Li Tan said a little shyly: "Because I dreamed about Zhu Xieli."

After thinking about it, Li Tan did not recount the process for the sake of the boy's mental health. He just said: "He has a good figure. He looks good when he is wearing clothes, and he looks even better when he takes them off."

Zhi Yi: What a mouthful! e

Where is the dream!

That's true!

Zhi Yi was very tired: "So you didn't hesitate to confirm that you were bent? Maybe it was just the two of you soaking in the hot spring together, and after watching too much, you... dreamed about it?"

Li Tan looked at it affectionately, as if looking at a silly son, and said, "You don't understand this kind of thing."

If he didn't bend, then when Zhu Xieli kissed him in the dream, his first reaction should be to avoid struggling instead of pandering.

Who the hell can casually accept the plot of "I treat you like a brother, but you want to fuck me"?

Zhi Yi was very upset: "Then you don't save yourself? Did you accept it so soon?"

Li Tan thought about it for a while: "Probably...you're used to it. After all, as long as there are boys around me, they will all become gay. Even Meng Zhiya hasn't escaped this law."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly looked at Zhi Yi in shock: "You can't be gay too, right? Humans can still find a partner, what can you do?"

Jumping down and stomping on his feet in a fit of anger: "Mentally handicapped host! The system has no gender!"

Only then did Li Tan breathe a sigh of relief: "That's really good, you don't have to worry about whether you are bent or straight."

Zhi Yi was expressionless: "I didn't realize that you were entangled."

Li Tan said confidently: "Why am I not entangled anymore, I just entangled with the time for half a cup of tea."

Zhi Yi: "Then you are really awesome."

After it finished speaking, it couldn't help but rubbed its face and said, "Then what do you want to do now?"

Li Tan's expression froze, and he suddenly realized that this was a big problem.

He is bent, and he needs the other party to be bent too, so that he can happily live without shame, ah, no, it is a sweet life.

But the person who made him bend was Zhu Xieli.

The heroine of Mary Su's romance novel.

This is straighter than a steel pipe, even if you don't like Concubine Yang Gui, there is still a little lady who is in love with each other and is just short of getting married!

Li Tan suddenly discovered that he seemed to have fallen out of love as soon as he fell in love. Love really caught people off guard.

He said listlessly: "Don't think about it, it's impossible for the two of us."

Zhi Yi was a little dazed: "What?"

How is it impossible?Now go tell Zhu Xieli that you like him, and he will be happy to heaven, okay?

Li Tan said with a wry smile: "He has a sweetheart, and he is going to talk about marriage."

When Zhiyi heard this, he said angrily: "What? Talk about marriage? Is his sweetheart a little lady?"

Li Tan adjusted his mood and said, "Yes, what else?"

Fortunately, Zhu Xieli has a sweetheart, so that he won't be entangled in the secret love and be at a loss.

Zhi Yi instantly despised Zhu Xie Li: "He actually empathized with another!"

After I finished speaking, I felt that this word was not quite right, but... What kind of operation is it that someone who has a crush still wants to belittle his host?

Is it all for men and women?

Li Tan thought it was referring to Concubine Yang, so he said, "He and Concubine Yang have never had a relationship, so how can it be said that he is in love with Concubine Yang?"

Speaking of this, he couldn't help laughing at himself: "Zhu Xieli is probably the only straight one around me."

However, it didn't make him happy at all, what a painful realization.

Zhi Yi originally wanted to explain, but when the words came to his lips, he suddenly reacted and asked, "How do you know that he has a sweetheart?"

Li Tan explained for a while and said: "If it wasn't for the other party's lack of status, he might be married."

Zhiyi... Zhiyi felt that the more he listened, the more wrong it became. Judging from Zhu Xieli's narration...it seems that she is not a little lady at all.

I knew that although the Shatuo people also have class divisions, they are not as strict as the Central Plains.

There are only three kinds of them: nobles, commoners, and slaves.

As long as Zhu Xieli doesn't have a crush on slaves, there is no such thing as being unable to marry.

Not to mention marrying a family from the Central Plains, that is impossible. Even if Zhu Xieli is the prince's son, the family will not let a girl marry him.

But the royal family may drop the princess.

From Zhu Xieli's statement, it is clear that he is not looking for slaves.

In addition, he didn't even say the name and appearance of his so-called sweetheart.

So... Zhu Xieli's narration of his sweetheart to Li Tan is a disguised confession?

Zhi Yi glanced at Li Tan sympathetically, and said in his heart that you are lucky that it is early, the law that you are surrounded by homosexuals has not changed.

But... Do you want to tell Li Tan about this?

When he was struggling, he suddenly heard: "It seems that we must find a way to keep a distance from Zhu Xieli."

Zhi Yi opened his mouth and wanted to tell Li Tan about his own analysis, and by the way told him that Zhu Xieli went too far last night while he was drunk and ate his tofu.

However, after talking about it, maybe the stupid host is about to fall in love with Zhu Xieli.

Its host bent the male lead, let alone the bonus this time, I am afraid that the salary will be deducted