Where is the magic virus?

For a long time, although he was also a member of the Avengers, Strange actually didn't like coming to the Avengers headquarters in New York at all.

Hulk uses various methods to destroy buildings every day. Hawkeye always likes to bring small animals back to raise them. Black Widow always stings widows. Falcon comes in every day and never leaves the door. (ou) Practice (da), Iron Man will detonate all kinds of dangerous research, Ant-Man actually puts ants in a sugar bowl, Spider-Man and Human Torch are so noisy every day that they insist on playing games in the conference hall...

Every time Strange came to the Avengers headquarters with a dark face and reluctance, he felt very complicated when he saw the fans and admirers near the building who regarded Chaoying as idols.

Sure enough, distance produces beauty.Strange thought, fortunately, the interior of Stark Tower refused to visit, otherwise these children would know the true face of Chaoying, how disillusioned it would be.

But this time, after Iron Man & Captain America spiraled into the sky, he came very quickly. He almost ran to New York through the space door when he knew the news.

Not only that, but Strange also listened very calmly to Tony and Steve, who were circling around and chatting loudly like children, without any sign of impatience.

After a while, Strange drove Falcon and Lang, who were the only ones at the scene who really wanted to help, to the kitchen to make coffee, and conjured up two big sofas by himself, letting Natherie sit down as well, and everyone was safe and sound together. Sitting firmly in the warm conference room, watching the two quarrel while drinking coffee.

In this way, no one tried to stop the fight, and everyone was still watching their own jokes, and the two people who were arguing on the top would soon be unable to continue their quarrel.

After calming down, Steve shut his mouth suddenly, and the pinna of his ear turned red visibly.Tony paused for a moment, and casually pointed the gunfire at Strange below:

"I really didn't expect that Karma Taj's reinforcements this time are three times faster than before. In this case, I really hope that next time the captain says 'Avengers, Assemble', you can read it in the second accent The time will come."

After finishing speaking, Tony, who was still in the state of being bombarded and hated whoever he saw, ordered Friday to play the theme song of the "Harry Potter" series in the building, and deliberately put the "Apparition" spell in the movie The line 'Disapparation' played over and over again.

Strange was as motionless as a mountain, listening to the movie's theme song very calmly, and facing the direction of the surveillance camera in the living room, he showed a gloating and incomparably sinister smile: "No matter what, if you ask me so, I can make you feel ashamed." I don't really mind if you are a little more balanced when you are thrown into the world."

Tony: "..."

Seeing the beating expression of this juggler on the armor's developing screen, he was stunned for a second, and soon exploded into a rage——

At this moment, Tony suddenly felt the pressure on the armor on his chest loosen, and the whole person suddenly stopped from the spinning state. The familiar weightlessness came, and he was about to download the armor with him.

——Just stopped like this?Why did it stop suddenly?

Before he could react, Steve, who had been face-to-face with him for nearly an hour, fell straight down. Tony quickly started the engine of the armor, paused in mid-air in a bit of embarrassment, and then slowed down. landed slowly.

There was a loud exclamation immediately outside the Stark Tower.

Outside the building, the New York citizens and TV reporters watched Captain America and Iron Man fall one after another in great disappointment, and couldn't help sighing.The reporters continued to finish filming calmly on the hole on the roof of the Stark Tower, and the citizens finally had enough of the excitement and continued to go to work.

In the building, Strange caught Steve with magic in time, looked up at Tony who was slowly landing, with an ugly face, raised his eyebrows pretendingly, and quickly licked the corners of his mouth:

"It looks like I'm not only here very quickly, but I'm also not slow to solve your little problems."

"..." Tony didn't speak, damn he didn't want to speak.

Steve coughed twice, glanced awkwardly at his teammates who were watching the show, and helplessly raised his forehead: "It seems that you already know what happened to me and Tony?"

Facing the gossiping eyes of everyone, Strange pondered for a moment, and then said with a deep (an) heavy (shuang) face: "You are infected."

——Feng Shui takes turns, and finally it's my turn to say this sentence:)

It took the members of the Avengers present a lot of effort to digest the shocking news that "the Vicoya star virus sample is unfortunately lost, and there may be many cheating infected people on the earth in the future".

Everyone couldn't help but looked sideways at the Vicoa Star Knight Commander Nathalie Uta brought by Strange.

After receiving these gazes, the latter finally broke the silence and bowed to everyone very solemnly and seriously.

"I'm really sorry, please allow me to express my apologies to you on behalf of the Vicoa Empire."

The tall beauty with blond hair and purple eyes bent down, lowered her head, and said sincerely and sincerely:

"The virus was lost and fell to the earth. In the final analysis, it was due to the poor supervision of the Knights of the Vicoa Empire. Therefore, we should pay for this accident. The treatment equipment for these Vicoa viruses is already on the cargo ship heading to Earth. Full treatment will soon be available for those infected with the virus. In addition, we will recover all Vicoa viruses as quickly as possible and release the Earth inhabitants involved in this matter to Earth's disposal."

Such an affirmative tone and clear explanation made the superheroes present couldn't help but slow down their expressions.

These viruses will indeed cause a lot of trouble, but the culprit and the most responsible person is definitely not Nathali of the Vicoa Empire, but those bastards on Earth who want to use the Vicoa virus to cause trouble.

She is willing to take all the responsibilities on her body and sincerely apologize on behalf of her own country. This kind of frank attitude has already won everyone's favor.

In addition, Natasha, the delicate black widow, and the Wasp exchanged a weird look. They glanced at the glamorous beauty in front of them in unison, and then at Captain America standing aside, and then Come back and take another look at Nathalie...

... I always feel that the sense of sight of these two people seems a bit similar?

It seems that these two ladies have a good first impression of Nathalie...

"That's it, but I'm already infected, and Vicoa's treatment equipment hasn't arrived yet. How can you be responsible for me? Is Miss Nassari right? How do you think I should be responsible? As a patient, how much do I cooperate? It's been great."

Seeing Natherie's serious face, Tony Stark raised his brows with interest, raised his chin slightly, and said in a frivolous and arrogant tone.

——Now he felt that he didn't care what kind of virus he was infected with at all, but he was more interested in Natherie.

"How is she responsible to you?"

Strange took the first step to intercept Natherie's answer, and sneered, "I think, as far as the virus you are infected with is concerned, as long as you are responsible for yourself, nothing will happen."

Seeing Tony's complexion slowly change, Strange continued slowly: "Listen, Stark, if you don't take responsibility for yourself, you may be going to spiral up with the captain at any time in your life. , you know?—you two have a twin virus."

...The so-called twin virus means that this virus can infect two carbon-based organisms at the same time, and in the process of transcription and reproduction, it will constantly attract and interfere with these two carbon-based organisms as hosts.

This kind of virus is like two positive and negative magnetic beads, which have incomparable attraction to each other, but there is a certain repulsion when they get close to each other. When they enter the human body, they will flow along the blood vessels to the human brain, and then invade The brain area of ​​the human brain is in charge of the emotion of 'anger'.

Therefore, when two people who are infected with the virus at the same time are angry with each other, the virus will instantly gain a huge biological current and interact with each other instead.

This interaction is similar to the magnetic force, and it will interact with the gravitational force of the earth, causing the two infected bodies to be repelled by the gravitational force, spiraling up to the sky, and rising to a certain height - this height depends on the gravity of the planet and the value of anger It doesn't matter.

——So, as long as this virus has been lurking in the brains of Tony and Steve, as long as the two of them dislike each other a little bit and lose their temper, they will end up in the sky, endless spiral explosions.

After hearing Strange's explanation, the expressions of everyone in the Fulian were very strange.

They tried hard to express a kind of deep sympathy and pity for the two leaders of the Avengers, but they couldn't help the urge to gloat and laugh, which caused the muscles on their faces to show a very weird distorted state , everyone's jaws were tightly closed, and their mouths were pursed, fearing that they couldn't help laughing.

The corners of Steve's mouth were pulled down deeply, and a helpless and dumbfounding expression appeared on his face.

Tony... Tony was stunned as he digested what Strange said just now, and felt that all the knowledge of physics, biology, and molecular chemistry in his mind had been raped by this damned, joking twin virus.

"This is impossible!" He couldn't help shouting, "This does not conform to the principle of biological virus transcription... No, it should be said, this is not in line with common sense at all!"

"……Um."

Strange thought of the baldness he suffered from, and felt mixed feelings for a moment. He didn't know whether he was talking to himself or to Tony:

"He is an alien virus, and the alien virus doesn't tell you the truth about the earth."

Tony: ...I can't find anything to refute your shameless attitude for a while?

"...In short, as long as Tony and I don't quarrel or get angry with each other, it's fine, right?" Steve sighed, "Or, if I apply to be transferred to Washington now, is there still time?"

"In theory, no matter how far apart they are, as long as they get angry, they will stick together again and ascend to heaven. So in the final analysis, don't quarrel."

This time it was Nathali who explained, "But on Planet Vikya, we have another solution."

"any solution?"

Tony and Steve asked in unison, the caramel and azure eyes bursting with astonishing brilliance at the same time.

"This twin virus...in theory, it can be understood as magnetic force. Since it is magnetic force, it can also be demagnetized." Nathali comforted the two unfortunate infected people, and said word by word,

"The two of you just need to keep holding hands and wait for this virus to degauss itself."

“……………………”

Holding hands all the time.

Always, holding hands.

Always holding each other's hands.

Steve & Tony: ... Excuse me, is it too late for me to choose death?