Where is the magic virus?

Joker was sent to the special care and treatment ward by Nasserly, and the virus on his body was healed first, and then he went to the main star for trial.

The special care and treatment ward jointly supervised by the Two Point Hospital and the Knights of Vicoa is actually a relatively well-equipped prison cell. There are beds, cabinets, toilets, small dining tables and various daily necessities. The living conditions are very good, but there are no Windows, not even a proper ventilation duct.

Joker can see from the layout of the room that Vicoya, like Earth, also pays great attention to the human rights of prisoners.

However, in order to prevent many accidents, the walls in the ward are covered with thick soft leather, and the daily necessities are carefully selected. Even the tableware has strict requirements. In such a ward, even if it is Joker couldn't borrow anything to escape.

What's more, there are knights from the Knights patrolling the corridor outside the door 24 hours a day—even if Joker runs out, he can't beat these Vicoa knights.

...But it doesn't matter, Joker thinks, according to his rich experience and precise observation ability, sooner or later he will be able to find the loophole here and escape from here.

——Obviously, he is still too sweet. Just when he was living in the ward and thinking about some bad ideas, the virus approval that Nathali applied for him was approved, and the medical guard in charge of this ward prepared a False pregnancy reaction virus spree.

Joker: "………………"

It is said that it pays attention to the human rights of prisoners!Can you Vikoya be better?

After being infected with the false pregnancy reaction virus, he immediately didn't have the heart to observe the loopholes here and come up with any bad ideas, because his mind was full of vomit vomit vomit vomit.

False pregnancy reaction virus - a certain kind of rabbit originally from the planet Vicoya, of course it will not make people really pregnant, but it will make patients experience all pregnancy reactions.

Such as nausea and vomiting during pregnancy, such as sudden changes in food taste, such as calf edema and cramps, such as nausea and dizziness, such as frequent urination, urgency and constipation, such as fatigue, etc.

These symptoms may seem insignificant, and the patient's body does not seem to be that big of a blow, but combined, it has caused indescribable physical and mental torture to Joker.

I've been wanting to vomit since I woke up in the morning, I don't want to eat anything for a while, and I want to eat sour food for a while, and then I feel dizzy when I think about something, and I want to lie down and rest, and I want to go to the toilet from time to time... even sleeping When I fell asleep, I would wake up suddenly because of calf cramps.

Joker kept his expression on the face, but actually became more and more annoyed.

The cell on his right was empty, and the cell on the left was locked up with another patient suspect who was staying almost at the same time as him. The eternal titan named Thanos was obsessed with copying books, in the ocean of literature Soaring, while Joker can only cover his forehead with his hands and act as a thinker every day, so boring that he explodes.

...No, it's okay.

Joker said to himself: When he goes out for treatment and diagnosis, sooner or later he will have a way to escape.

In the long and boring days, going out for treatment and diagnosis became the only ray of hope for Joker.

He waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, waited, calculated the date, and finally couldn't help but ring the bell to call the medical guard: "Why haven't you diagnosed me yet?" ?”

Seeing that it's almost 150 days, can it still work!

The medical guard in charge of Joker is the old guard who received Nasserly before. After being reminded by Nasserie, he knew the cunning and danger of Joker, and heard that it was just the old god who checked it on the ground with his tablet, and then Tell Joker in English in the translator:

"Don't worry, you patients for special treatment also have to queue up, no, it's not your turn yet."

Joker: "........."

He found it incredible: Arkham Asylum is more efficient than you, right? !

The medical guard explained to him: "Although you don't have to go to Two Point Hospital to line up in person, you have also registered at the service desk. According to the procedure, we will make an appointment for you in No. 179 general practice room for pre-diagnosis. Your The number is 4444, and there are 32 patients ahead of you."

Joker is even more incomprehensible. Although he is not a doctor himself, he has a girlfriend who is a former psychiatrist anyway!Don't try to fool him with this hospital procedure!

He sneered twice: "Don't you know the virus on me?"

Wouldn't it be enough for the Vikoyans to diagnose the virus directly on their own body?Why do we need to wait in line for registration and pre-diagnosis?

The medical guard nodded and said as a matter of course: "Even if we know that you are infected with the virus, we still have to follow the procedure when seeing a doctor. This is the regulation of Two Point Hospital, and I can't help it. Just wait a little longer, there is only 32 patients."

Three, ten, two, one, disease, person, difficulty, way, return, few, is it? !

For a split second, Joker literally exploded in rage.

For a person like him, it is already a very serious punishment to let him stay in a ward alone, honestly, peacefully, without causing trouble or communicating with others, let alone him now Suffering from two viruses, staying here for one more day is torture.

What's even more irritating is that what the hell Two Point Hospital in Vicoya is really irritating!When he gets out, the first thing to do is to blow up the entire Two Point Hospital.

But given that the security measures here are impeccable, and he himself is suffering from the virus... Joker has no choice but to suppress his violent thoughts and continue to wait.

This time, he waited for more than 160 days.

He couldn't bear it anymore and called the medical guard again.

The medical guard looked at the queue number on the tablet and said to him, "Wait a minute, there are only thirty patients left in front of you."

Joker: "???"

Half a year ago, you said that there were 32 people left in front of me, and now you say that there are [-] people left in front of me. Does your doctor in Vicoa only receive two patients in the past six months? ?

The medical guard quickly explained: "I'm sorry, it's like this. In the past six months, the doctor in charge of the No. 179 general practice consultation room we booked for you happened to be on vacation for one and a half months, and participated in the internal training of the hospital for two and a half months. So I haven’t had time to see patients. Wait a little longer, there are only thirty patients left.”

"…………"

The smile on Joker's face suddenly disappeared, and he stood blankly at the door of the ward, looking very vicissitudes.

The medical guard kept comforting Joker: "Wait, wait." Then he thoughtfully arranged Vicoya's specialty sour snacks for Joker's afternoon tea.

After more than half a year, the medical guards and five knights of the Knights finally escorted a very strange Dr. Vikoya to Joker's ward to diagnose Joker.

Unexpectedly, during the consultation process, instead of going out of the ward, the doctor came in to see the doctor. Joker secretly regretted it, and then stared at the face of the asshole doctor who made him wait for nearly two years.

He firmly remembered this face in his mind, and was going to make this person look good after he escaped.

The knights of Vicoa kept a close eye on Joker, and escorted the doctor out of the ward until the doctor finished his diagnosis.

The door of the ward was locked again, Joker regained his spirits and decided to find a chance to kill the medical guards and escape after he recovered.

Then he waited for a long time... It is estimated that after waiting for about three months, the virus treatment he planned is still, yes, no, yes, coming! !

The medical guard told Joker: "Where is your consultation? Of course, it is impossible to simply treat the virus like this!"

"In fact, the general practice consultation room is only the first step in your consultation. Next, according to the pre-diagnosis of the doctor in the general practice consultation room, next, you have to register and make an appointment, queue up to the general consultation room, and line up to the liquid analysis consultation room. , Queuing up to the X-ray clinic, queuing up to the genetic analysis clinic, queuing up to the comprehensive psychological consultation room... After these consultations are completed and your physical condition is confirmed, we will make an appointment for you to queue up for treatment."

Joker: "........."

Like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, the muscles on his face twitched crazily as he was overwhelmed by the countless "queues".

"Don't rush, don't rush, take your time."

The medical guard patiently comforted the patient Joker: "We have already reserved a place for you in the comprehensive consultation room, and there are only 41 people in line ahead of you, so it will be soon."

Joker's face became more and more ugly.

In order to make Joker feel better, the medical guard pointed to the Eternal Titan man next door who was still copying books and was mesmerized: "Your luck is really much better than your neighbor, he is still waiting in the general practice room , I just checked, there are 95 people in front of him..."

The joker who was not comforted at all: "..."

—Is this something to gloat over? ? !People have books to copy every day, what do I have?Are False Pregnancy Reactions Viral? ?

(Nathley sneezes.)

The key is why this **** hospital looks like this **** ghost! ? (Joker couldn't resist calling Two Point Hospital the worst swear words he'd ever known in his life)

He fell into a long wait again.

Angry, uncomfortable, aggrieved, and wanting to vomit, joker's whole body became darker, and he gained at least twenty catties in just two years.

Then one day, the medical guard walked up to Joker's ward with regret and pity on his face, and apologetically informed him:

"Because of his crimes against Knight Commander Nathalie Uta's earth mate, based on the evidence submitted by Knight Commander Uta, he may be sentenced to death by the court."

With a jolt, Joker seemed to come alive again.

Instead of showing panic, he faintly revealed a kind of excitement and relief, and at this moment, countless possibilities of prison escape and revenge quickly flashed through his mind...

If you think about it carefully, there are indeed too many articles to do on the execution and scale of this "death penalty". Just let him leave this ward, let him contact other Vikoya people, just let him step into the death penalty The place...he might come back!

The more he thought about it, the happier Joker's mouth curled into a smile, trembling with excitement.

…The medical guard paused, then said:

"So, after your treatment is completed, it is very likely that you will skip the trial of the main court and be sent directly to the death penalty prison."

Joker: "…………???"

This time, he was stunned for dozens of seconds before he asked in a hoarse voice, "Hasn't everyone already decided on the death penalty? Why do I have to stay here and queue up for treatment?"

"Why do you think so?" The medical guard said in surprise, "How could we let you die in a state of illness? Don't worry, our Vicoa Empire is very particular about human rights. Of course, we will accept you after treatment." Death penalty!"

Joker: “…………………………………………………”

He almost threw up.

For the first time in his life, he yelled so unmanneredly, and angrily smashed the beds, cabinets, dining tables, daily necessities and other things in the entire ward.

—He's had enough of this fucking Vicoa star!I've had enough of this fucking Two Point Hospital!Nathali Uta** your whole family! ! !

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