Where is the magic virus?

Avengers Assemble!

A dilapidated gas station in the suburbs of New York City was attacked swiftly and silently by the Avengers.

Captain America squeezed his shield, and stood in front of the two Hydra soldiers at the first, hehe laughed, then squeezed his fists, and beat the two guys who drugged him.

Under the eyes of Tony, who was eager to try, he beat the two bastards until they cried, and asked each other kindly: "Does it look like you are pregnant when I beat you like this? Oh, it's not like that, so how about beating like this?" Am I pregnant? Still say?"

Looking at the scene of the violence, the teammates with complicated emotions: "..."

#On how to piss off an honest man#

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around and the surveillance was completely dark, they quickly packed up the two guys with bruised noses and faces and brought them back to the headquarters, and handed over all the medicines and tools these people were carrying to Natherly and Strange for inspection.

Interrogated by the black widow Natasha with a smile, under the double watchingyou of Captain America and Iron Man, the two Hydra members who were under tremendous pressure soon confessed in tears.

... This fat and thin Hydra elite, who is anxious about IQ, is actually two mutants.

The thin one can transform into any blood relative of himself at will, and he is responsible for transforming into an old lady to seduce = to lure Captain America into the bait.

(Tony gloats.JPG: "Look! Let me just say, how is this different from Snow White being tricked into eating a poisoned apple by her stepmother? It always wins people's hearts!")

The fat one can change the nature of the food in a short period of time through contact—this is why Steve, who is extremely vigilant, didn't feel anything wrong with the oranges when he ate them.

All in all, although these two guys are short on IQ, when their abilities are really used in espionage work, they are actually... quite useful.

As for the entire dosing plan and virus, they were directly thrown to them by their chiefs in Hydra, and they were asked to implement the plan step by step. They really didn't know the source of these viruses and the identity of the chiefs.

"It's really tricky."

After temporarily taking the two mutants into custody, and watching Steve and Tony rush to the medical research room, Natasha rubbed her forehead wearily and murmured worriedly.

"Don't worry, Xiaona, the remaining virus samples have already been handed over to Strange and Miss Natherie, they will work out a solution, the captain will definitely not... er, don't worry about having a baby."

Clinton's face twisted into a small smile.

"I'm not talking about that." Natasha gave Clinton a white look, "Haven't you understood yet?"

She stretched out her white fingers and almost poked Clinton in the face, "The most important thing is, how many virus samples from Vikoya are there in Hydra, and how many of these samples are deadly? Is it for us?"

"In addition, making such a simple and crude plan can pull both the captain and Stark into the water at once. This can only show that the guy who made the plan for Hydra knows the captain quite well."

"One more thing, what is the purpose of Hydra to infect the captain with this, uh... indescribable virus?"

The same question, at this time, Nathalie is also thinking very seriously.

In the medical research room, she was fiddling with the interstellar locator for sampling and testing, while looking at Steve:

"One question, did that Mr. Red Skull express his desire to mate with you before? If so, I might guess which virus he will use."

"puff--"

Tony, who was drinking coffee, sprayed it on the spot.

Strange looked up from the files in shock: "Natherie! Did you just watch some documentary like "Animal World" again?"

"..." Steve was speechless, and could only sit helplessly in the corner, surrounded by countless shadows and black lines.

Amidst the strong aura of the men present, the fair-haired woman stood calmly in the middle, with a little doubt on her expressionless face.

"Why do I want to watch the "Animal World" documentary? Do you people on earth have any taboos on the concept of mating?"

Three men: "........."

So, why you, a young girl, can say the word 'mating = mating' so frankly!Who taught you English, pull it out and beat it!

(Hal & Strange: ...the knee hurts)

After a second of silence, Strange and Steve involuntarily... cast their eyes on the old driver Tony Stark.

——Hurry up and drive... No, hurry up and explain clearly!

The old driver who was entrusted with important tasks: "..."

He really wanted to say that although he had been among thousands of flowers and indeed picked a lot of them, although Nathalie was really in line with his aesthetics and was very gorgeous--but he really didn't want to be serious at this time with someone who could always put himself Choking alien woman discussing biology!

However, facing the girl's face that had no desire = thoughts and was humbly asking for advice, Tony wiped his face in self-sacrifice, and then began to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

"Because on Earth, apart from animals and plants, humans and microorganisms do not need to mate!"

Strange: "?"

Steve: "?"

Nathali suddenly realized: "Is that so?"

Tony breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to babble irresponsibly: "Yes, that's it. Maybe you Vikoya are different from people on Earth. Anyway, people on Earth don't need to mate. As for reproduction, well, on Earth, The reproduction of our human beings is asexual reproduction...well, basically, adult earthlings only need to go to the government to obtain a marriage certificate, and then they can legally carry out asexual reproduction."

Nathali has clearly fallen into Tony's lies. She not only believed Tony's words, but also nodded in agreement: "Indeed, in terms of applying for legal reproduction, the Vikoans who need to mate and those who don't need to The people on Earth who mate are all the same. In Vicoya, we also need to apply to a special government department to be able to mate and reproduce.”

"Yes, yes, people on earth have very strict control over reproduction, so if you abruptly express yourself to some earth male, um, wanting to reproduce, you may be charged , and then punished severely.”

Tony Cheeky Stark lazily added.

Nathalie nodded receptively, thinking to herself to record everything Mr. Stark said in her little notebook tonight.

Stark (Tony) really dares to say it. According to this statement, he himself has been sentenced to life imprisonment, right? →This is the inner thoughts of Strange and Steve, who were as quiet as chickens and watched Tony fooling the children silently.

With gratitude, Nathali continued to ask Tony some questions about the reproduction of people on Earth. At the same time, her subordinates kept inputting the DNA of all virus samples related to "pregnancy" into the locator in turn, testing Tony and Steve's bodies.

Under the constantly flashing red light of the locator, after dutifully testing all the viruses that might affect reproduction, she looked regretfully at the tense Steve and Tony, and finally announced the final judgment:

"Unfortunately, gentlemen, I have not detected any 'pregnancy' virus in your body."

"I knew it was impossible for the Red Skull to be so nervous all of a sudden."

Steve, who had been in a tense and chaotic state since he knew he was "suspected to be pregnant", finally heaved a sigh of relief. He subconsciously straightened his back, and showed Nathalie his first sincere smile in the past few days. .

When he said this, Tony, who was also in a relaxed mood, habitually quarreled with Steve: "I think it is absolutely possible for that guy to do such a thing. Captain, think about it, the past few years Here, he is either obsessed with changing bodies with you, or trying every means to capture you, or trying every means to attract your attention, so that you only see him..."

After citing a bunch of examples in a mess, Tony concluded, "Captain, look, the Red Skull is actually your fan of Du Wei! That's it, do you still expect his conscience?"

Steve, who didn't understand the meaning of "Du Wei Fan" at all: I seem to feel that something is wrong, but I can't find any mistakes?

He tried to argue: "Even if it were, there's no way the Red Skull could expect a Captain America baby to help him research the super serum... I mean maybe?"

——"No, he just wanted to get you pregnant."

At this moment, Strange, who finally checked out the reference materials, ruthlessly broke Steve's beautiful delusion.

"what--?"

In order to prove his point, Strange simply called Nathalie, who was still sorting out other virus samples, and pointed to a line in the virus sample information:

"Natheri, the twin virus that the captain and Stark shared with the orange, in Vicoa language, what should it be called?"

Nathali uttered a four-character word in a strange language smoothly, transliterating it in English, which is a bit like the pronunciation of [Susasis].

"Look, the spiral virus you are confirmed to be infected with now, I translate it into "love&peace", and the Vikoya people call it the 'rocket disease virus', in the Vicoya language, it is [Susasi S], right?"

While talking, Strange flipped through the information, pointed to a certain line of viruses on another page, and asked Nathali, "How do you pronounce this virus in Vicoa?"

Nathali then uttered a four-character word in standard Vicoa language, and the pronunciation of this Vicoya word is almost exactly the same as the previous one except for a slight difference, and the transliteration is probably [ Susa Xixi] This pronunciation.

"This virus, pronounced [Susasisi], can infect the human body in a short period of time and cause the formation of virus embryos in the abdominal cavity of the human body—this is one of the viruses that can cause pregnancy as Nassali said, translated Probably the 'embryopathic' virus."

Strange explained with rare patience.

"Do you understand now? - Of course [Susassis] that makes people go to heaven and [Susassis] that makes people pregnant are two viruses. The problem is that their pronunciation and letter composition are too similar. Nine heads The snake guys must have mistaken these two viruses! This group of illiterates, they read the wrong words!"

...they made a typo.

They made a typo.

Acknowledge the mistake, the word is gone.

"........."

Steve and Tony were speechless for a moment, but after they fully reacted, what followed was a burst of fear that made their backs go numb.

so,

That orange was supposed to be an orange that made people pregnant, but because of an illiterate man, he made a typo, so it turned into an orange that made people go to heaven.

Strange glanced unhappily at Captain America and Iron Man, who were almost frozen, and then at Nathalie, who hadn't realized it, and sneered.

"Looking like this, whether it's a Vikoa or an Earthling, being uneducated... is really scary."