Where is the magic virus?

Unlike the people on Earth, the people of the Vikoya planet have very primitive reproductive habits.

After confirming their "reproductive object" through pheromones, the general process adopted by the Vikoya is not much different from most wild animals in nature. Basically, it follows: "Confirm pheromone → express love → courtship → mating = mating → A simple and useful line like "Having a Baby".

As for the process of courtship, Vikoya people with different abilities and personalities behave in different ways.

If you take the creatures on the earth as an example, some Vikoans will dance courtship dances or sing loudly to the object of their hearts like frigate birds; Hit hard things; some Vikoans will roll themselves into a ball, and then circle around the object; some Vikoyas will try to build their homes as beautifully as possible before they go into heat Sleek and comfortable enough to show off to the chosen one after fervor.

Ke Na, the director of the research institute, is the last one. She used her life savings to build a manor covering an area of ​​almost one hectare near the institute, and built a small three-story house in the manor, waiting for the time to come. Estrus and mating = mating——As a result, those interstellar bandits came down with a missile, and the manor that Kona worked so hard to build was blown up along with the research institute o(╯□╰)o

Knight Commander Nassari is the one who shows her powerful strength to the target. If it weren't for the limited conditions in the cave, driven by instinct, Nassali might be able to show Jason how to tear the black flames of the cottage with her hands. Lions, headbutting caves in valleys, biceps pinching vibranium and more outrageous scenes.

After a little understanding of the habits of the Vikoans, Strange, who suddenly realized it, took a lot of effort to explain clearly to Nathali: On Earth, it is only a "courtship" behavior for an Earth person, there is no Breaking the law will not lead to the death penalty everywhere, and she doesn't have to surrender herself because of these things.

Nathalie was still a little depressed. She stubbornly believed that it was a very immoral act for her to delay her serious work due to personal reasons such as biological instincts.What's more, people on earth reproduce asexually, so she basically violated interstellar law by doing so.

Therefore, she honestly wrote down the crimes she had committed in the report, fought back to the Vicoa Empire, surrendered herself as soon as possible, and strived for a lighter sentence.

Strange: "..."

……do not care!Whoever made the mess is responsible!

When he received the call for help from the Avengers headquarters again, Strange coldly asked the Black Widow on the video call, "Let Tony Stark answer the phone."

Natasha: "?"

Tony: "?"

Tony, who was devastated by Vikoa's alien equipment, walked into the video range inexplicably, and showed a puzzled expression at Strange.

Strange held back his anger, and lowered his voice: "I remember, I told Natherie a bunch of irrelevant issues about the reproduction of earth creatures, saying that earth humans don't need to mate, that earth people not only reproduce asexually but also You're the guy who got the license, Stark?"

Tony: "..."

He pretended to show a surprised expression: "Oh? Really? When? Why can't I remember? Maybe you accidentally had some magical hallucinations when you were juggling?"

Natasha, who was standing on the side, looked sideways, looking at Tony with a half-smile.

Strange sneered, resisting the urge to beat Tony to death, and continued: "Of course, it's useless for you to pretend to be stupid now, anyway, you'd better explain it to her earlier, otherwise the entire Vicoa Empire will be destroyed." Knowing that people on Earth reproduce asexually—trust me, you don’t want to see that.”

Of course, the caring Supreme Mage would not tell his teammates the secret of Natheri's estrus. He just mentioned lightly that Natheri reported back to the Vicoa Empire about Earth biology.

Tony. Sinner on Earth. Stark: "..."

With a dark face, he had to agree to find a way to resolve Natherie's misunderstanding.

After solving this hidden danger, Strange almost couldn't hold back his laughter when he heard Natasha describe the tragic situation of all the superhero colleagues in the Justice League.

After being attacked by the virus from the sky and the virus from all members of Neptune, he suddenly felt that his experience of being victimized by "baldness" was not a big deal.

What happened to baldness?He didn't spiral into the sky, and he didn't cause gossip because of cuddling in public, and he didn't turn his handsome face into a Neptune. He's already satisfied, right?

He suppressed the urge of "ha ha ha ha ha" and looked at Nathali inquiringly. The latter did not live up to his expectations. After carefully asking Natasha about the symptoms of Neptune and the others, he gave it affirmatively. The other party's answer:

"According to your description, there is a high probability that Mr. Neptune is infected with the 'King's Disease' virus. The symptoms of this virus are quite unique and the contagion is relatively high. There is a device for treating this disease. How is the situation? I will return to New York at once."

Although I am still very entangled in the matter of seeking a mate without authorization, and even my body is still in a state of estrus, but the treatment of patients is more important. Miss Knight Commander, who is very clear about the priorities, is almost ready to go back to New York to help with diagnosis and treatment. Healed.

Strange, who has been struggling with Nathali's body for a long time: ...Wait, the Vikoya people have no way to control their instincts, are they thinking of reproduction when they are in estrus?

I really didn't expect you to still be platonic? ? ?

In view of the complicated situation of the second-generation Robin who is still in a coma, Strange decisively decided to temporarily stay in the territory of the League of Assassins. He specially opened a space door for Natherie and asked her to go to New York to deal with it temporarily. Some urgent "Neptune face infection" problem.

Apparently, Nathalie's arrival has greatly relieved the pressure on the only healthy people in the Avengers headquarters in New York.

Immediately speculating that the 'Neptune Virus' was infected, Tony subconsciously sealed off the entire floor to block the source of infection, put on his armor, picked up Natasha and ran away, resolutely saving the other superheroes in the Avengers headquarters.

Before Natherie's arrival, in the entire Avengers headquarters, the only one who was infected was poor Sam.

(Falcon Sam: But what did I do wrong...)

As for the Justice League, in addition to Batman and Nightwing who are fighting against the Freeze Man conspiracy in Gotham, Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter who are on duty in the watchtower, Aquaman Arthur (the culprit), Sea Queen Mera, Flash, The entire army of Superman and Green Lantern was wiped out, and everyone wore the face of Aquaman and was isolated without love.

After all, when the source and channel of infection were uncertain, in order to prevent the whole world from turning into a Neptune face, everyone had to stay in the isolation ward and watch Mela beat her husband according to the three meals.

(Arthur: ...I'm so wronged? You said you don't care about your face, why do you still beat me??)

Surviving Chaoying was also very uncomfortable. The Martian Manhunter was urgently transferred back to the metropolis to maintain law and order. Hawkeye and Ant-Man did not return from their missions. Wonder Woman was responsible for the extraterrestrial security work alone. Ke, the Black Widow is responsible for calming everyone's emotions, collecting pathological data and blood samples for Iron Man.

Everyone was so busy that they were about to vomit blood.

As for Iron Man Tony Stark, he opened the manual brought by Green Lantern with great interest, and when he saw the series of birdsong (Vicoa language) on it, his heart collapsed...

Who will tell him whether these aliens still have the spirit of service?You export so many medical devices, but you don’t even write an instruction manual in Earth language?

Fortunately, there was Nathalie.

Although she has not yet taken the CET-[-], her spoken English has clearly passed the test. As soon as she stepped into the Avengers headquarters in New York, she immediately took over Tony's job of assembling Vikoya's medical equipment and took on all the translations Work.

"It's indeed king syndrome."

After carefully looking at the symptoms of Neptune and others, in front of the isolation glass, Nathali turned over the page about the 'King's Disease Virus' in the data and said with certainty.

"puff--"

Tony was the first to laugh.

In front of the patients, he glanced at Neptune extremely awkwardly, and said teasingly: "It seems that what kind of person is he, what kind of virus is he infected with? The great Neptune is infected with 'king's disease'. Doesn't seem to need any rational explanation."

"It's better than the 'gay syndrome' you and Captain America contracted, right? Iron Man."

Neptune, who was standing against the glass, retorted angrily, "According to what you said, who is the person, what kind of virus is infected, are you admitting that you have an affair with the captain?"

Tony froze for a moment, and immediately shook his fingers smartly: "No, no, no, who told you that it's gay disease? It's love&peace, you Atlanteans don't understand."

"Really? In my opinion, it's gay disease." Neptune opened his mouth, showing his big white teeth. "You know, the video of Iron Man and Captain America coming out with the stone hammer is still on the top page of Twitter."

As soon as this sentence came out, the triumphant Tony suddenly lost his temper. He exhaled annoyedly, and almost wanted to secretly order Friday to release the photos of all members of the Justice League, Aquaman.

"Don't worry, it's not a lethal virus." Nathali comforted the Neptune and the Neptunes behind him,

"The reason why it is called 'king's disease' is only because the virus was first discovered in the king of a small planet, and the king of that small planet was infected with this virus, causing most of the people he came into contact with to become sick. Became like him, and then everyone declared himself the real king, and there was a civil war."

The Neptunes were suddenly a little speechless: "...their planet, this is really a bit unlucky."

What kind of oolong coincidence is this, because a virus infected the king, and then created countless kings in an instant, causing civil strife... Even A Song of Ice and Fire dared not shoot like this!

Nathali went on to introduce: "...In fact, 'King's Disease Virus' is a relatively special assimilation virus, it will select the first infected person as the mother, and when the infected person undergoes secondary infection, it will Using the mother body as the model, all the secondary infected are assimilated into the mother body."

Infected people: "!!"

Everyone's eyes involuntarily moved to the ignorant Neptune. If the eye knife could kill, a muscular man close to two meters would have been chopped down countless times.

Barry the Flash cried and said, "It really is you! Let me tell you, it really is you!"

Superman Clark suddenly realized: "So, you are the mother, Aquaman."

Like the Green Lantern Hal who was struck by lightning: "Wait, why are you a matrix? Also, Nathalie, if I'm right, what you mean by assimilating into a 'matrix' may not just refer to the face?"

Nathali nodded, turned another page of information, pointed to the section explaining the symptoms of King's disease, and translated:

"It's true that it doesn't just refer to the face, but the assimilation starts with the face, and gradually involves the hair, other parts of the body, and even... er, gender?"

In the middle of speaking, she paused hesitantly, looking at the only female among the infected.

The infected men stared at Neptune in horror: …………… How dangerous!

Arthur looked at his wife in horror: ... what to do!Wife I was wrong!

Mela: "..."

Mela: The old lady doesn't want to talk to Arthur now, and throws a vase at Arthur's head.

Received devastating blows again and again, Haihou completely abandoned her dignified and charming appearance, covering her unshaven face, she almost cried out in self-defeating, but quickly held back, looking at it full of hope To Nathali: "So, can we save those who are secondary infected?"

"Please don't worry, this is a special medicine, and I can make it after I assemble the pharmaceutical machine sent by Vicoya."

Nathali comforted the only female patient as gently as possible, "Ma'am, you are a secondary infected person and will not infect others, so why don't you come out and have a cup of tea first and wait for a while? You will immediately You'll be fine, don't worry."

Except for Mela, all the isolated patients were taken aback, with hope shining in their eyes.

"You mean, among us, except for the mother of Neptune, the rest of us are not contagious?"

"Of course." Nathali carefully read the relevant information on the virus again, and nodded gently but surely, "'King's disease' can only make the mother contagious, and this virus is infected through contact with the mother's dander. As for the targets of secondary infection, such as Hal, you, and other gentlemen, they are not equally contagious."

"……………………"

The patients present seemed to have thought of something, and their faces gradually turned green.

"Wait, Natherie, repeat what you said just now, the matrix...uh, what does Sea King use to infect other people?"

"Dandruff. For people on Earth...it's almost dandruff, or the scaly skin of other parts of the body. Only Mr. Neptune's dander is contagious, and none of you, Hal, is contagious."

"It's just... skin flakes?"

"Correct."

"Whoever it flies to will be infected?"

"Basically, I watched the previous video. Mr. Sam was accidentally infected when Ms. Mela was beating Aquaman."

Nathali explained why and when Sam was infected.

"Ha, ha, ha... guys, I'm sorry, it looks like I did something bad."

The Flash stammered and raised his hand, his sea king showed a terrified expression, and said whether to cry or not:

"What should I do? I was eager for treatment before, and I brought Neptune all the way from Metropolis to New York..."

"…………"

Everyone showed desperate expressions.

#From Metropolis to New York, what can I do to save you, all the members hit the sea king#