Where is the magic virus?

In the beginning, it was Dick who discovered the heresy.

He found a guy who was doing the bombings in Bludhaven.

In the past two days, this guy has carried out four or five bombings one after another, and used this to threaten the entrepreneurs in Bludhaven and extort money.

Since this guy acts very cautiously, and often chooses some corners that cannot be seen by monitoring to place bombs, Dick started to investigate from the source of the explosives, and he did not find the source of the bombs even though he vomited blood.

As a result, he accidentally found the guy who placed the bombs through monitoring. What surprised Dick was that this middle-aged man didn't know how to make TNT bombs at all, and he pulled out all the TNT bombs by himself.

Dick, who worked hard to check the black market: "..."

With a green face, he watched this guy pull out the light yellow explosives with his own eyes, and temporarily controlled this guy, and then followed the clues all the way to Gotham's black mask head.

He found out that Black Mask had obtained a batch of mysterious potions from nowhere. Some people who drank the potions could excrete a small amount of gold dust and broken diamonds, and some could excrete TNT, and then sold these potions at high prices Give to those in need.

The suspect he controlled got the potion from Black Mask. He thought he could get gold and diamonds, but he didn't expect to become TNT. He also owed Black Mask a lot of money, so he had to use this method to pay off the debt up.

Dick couldn't believe this man could be so stupid!He reluctantly notified Bruce—after all, this incident involved the Gotham gang, or the conspiracy of a crazy guy like Black Mask against Wayne Enterprises.

So he split up with Batman and Red Robin, investigating the movement of Black Mask in Gotham, researching the mysterious potion, and investigating whether anyone else bought the potion in Bludhaven.

It didn't take long for Bruce to research the results. He speculated that this potion might be a half-finished replica of some biological virus, and the real virus should still be in the hand of the black mask.

...Of course, not necessarily. Reminiscent of New York's Human Torch and Spiderman teaming up to successfully intercept a wave of black masked mercenaries in New York a few days ago, it is not ruled out that those original samples were in the hands of Mister Fantastic or the Avengers.

Batman didn't want to contact the Avengers and Fantastic Four about this matter, so he decided to investigate Black Mask alone... As a result, within two days of his investigation, the damn monkey that could pull Zhenjin all died Bludhaven appeared.

Batman & Red Robin & Nightwing: "..."

Well, they probably figured out why Black Mask was so full of bad ideas about killing Spider-Man and Human Torch all this time.

——So the original virus is the kind where excrement turns into vibranium, or all of it turns into vibranium! ?And as expected, he was cut off by Spider-Man and Human Torch. It is considered that his psychological quality is good if the black mask didn't die on the spot.

In order to lure Black Mask to take the bait, Bruce made a quick decision and asked Dick to hold the monkey's owner, pretending to be interested in the magical animal that "can pull gold" in the name of "Bruce Wayne", and spent a lot of money from the head of the circus. Bought the monkey back, and then, in the usual silly and sweet style of "Bruce Wayne", drove back to Gotham alone from the most dangerous road, ready to fish for law enforcement.

In fact, Alfred monitored the whole process, Nightwing followed secretly, Red Robin was lurking in the Black Mask headquarters, and Bruce put on a headset to keep in touch with the others.

Bruce had a beautiful idea... But he didn't expect that Human Torch and Spider-Man got the news so quickly. Two kind and upright young people rushed from New York to Bludhaven to protect a stranger with uneasy conscience.

(Jonathan: I like to tweet when I have nothing to do every day~)

In order to maintain the image of "Baby Bruce" a little bit, Bruce, who was sitting in the car, tousled his hair on his forehead a little bit, pulled out a little wrinkle in his suit, and stupidly got out of the car with a grateful expression on his face. .

……

.........Then Dick, Alfred, Tim...and Jason who just rushed over, all knew that today's Batman is wearing light blue CK underwear.

Bruce: "………………"

He took a deep breath, endured the trembling of his heart, liver, spleen and lungs, and forcibly suppressed his gloomy anger. A terrified and embarrassed expression appeared on his blank handsome face, and then he picked up his pants dumbfounded. Bending down in fear, he looked at the "unexpected" bullet hole.

In just a few minutes, Bruce once again contributed his incomparably superb acting skills, fully showing to Natheri and Human Torch a Wayne who was a little flustered and at a loss after being hunted down, but was holding back his fear CEO.

However, the little birds, Alfred, and Jason only noticed that the man quietly raised his pants while pretending to be grateful to change the subject.

The little birds trying to hold back their laughter: ... Tsk, I haven't had time to take pictures yet.

Jason, gloating: ... Tsk, I only took five profile photos.

But when Bruce lifted his trousers and wanted to say something to Natherie, the knight commander in front of him didn't even look at Bruce, and turned around without saying a word, and ran towards the cold-blooded car parked far away.

Bruce, who was about to show off his playboy charm: "..."

Jason, who had expected it for a long time: "Puff haha——"

Seeing his old father being humiliated in public by his own Natherie, the former second-generation Robin was suddenly relieved.

Nathali quickly took care of the last culprits, and dismantled the car in half. After dismantling the dangerous weapons held by these people, she turned back and looked down at the tragic scene.

Bruce once again showed a charming smile, pretending to talk to the blonde beauty in front of him warmly and warmly: "Excuse me...I really want to know if there is anything else that needs our attention? Miss Uta, is there anything I can do? help?"

Nathali paused: "...Mr. Wayne, do you have a mobile phone with you? May I borrow it?"

"........."

Bruce's smiling face, which can be said to have fascinated the entire Gotham, froze suddenly.

Dick on the other end of the communicator, who was listening to the whole process, showed a sweet smile, and he teased: "It seems that Miss Uta may not like old men very much."

Bruce took out a spare mobile phone from the Lamborghini and handed it to Nathali, smiled as he watched Nathali walk away with the phone, and then tapped the communicator with an unchanged expression, meaning to tell Nightwing to shut up.

"Black Mask has received the news that the interception failed," Red Robin interrupted Night Wing in time, "This mission failed, the next operation he prepared should be finalized in Gotham—provided you have to find an excuse Let Human Torch and Nathali Uta leave here first."

Black Mask is not a fool. With Nathali Uta and Human Torch protecting Bruce all the time, how could he expose any tell-tale casually.

"The positioning shows that the black mask's people are evacuating," Alfred observed the road near Bruce through the watchtower's spy satellite, "please pay attention to your southeast direction, there is a man ambushing there, and there is no other action at present. "

"The man in the black mask again?"

"No." Mr. Housekeeper narrowed his eyes, narrowed the distance, and carefully looked at the blurry figure on the screen. "He seems to be... wearing a red mask, and there is no way to accurately identify his identity by scanning his face."

While speaking, Alfred paused, staring at the screen, "...Well, he seems to be leaving now."

After confirming that Nathalie was safe and sound, Jason packed up his things and prepared to leave.

According to what he knew about his old father... no, Bruce, he dared to face the enemy alone in such an empty place with no surveillance cameras, maybe he was doing some tricks of fishing and law enforcement-these He is really familiar with the routine.

Pennyworth probably monitored the entire road, and Dick probably followed behind and was on standby at any time... There is also a third-generation Robin, who may have figured out the background of these robbers. Really not worried about Bruce at all.

On the contrary, it was easy for Naseri to rush over and cause accidents. Jason knew something was wrong when he heard the explosion on the phone. With Professor Weir's persistent treatment day after day, the shadow-like creatures in his body can no longer come out casually to cause trouble.

Never intending to expose himself in front of Bruce, Jason picked up a red hood and put it on on the way here, in case he was exposed to the monitoring and was recognized by the butler and Dick in the Batcave—both Batman training Robin who came out, who doesn't know who.

To Jason's surprise, Nathalie's voice call came over within a short distance of riding the motorcycle.

Jason was slightly taken aback, then sped up the car and drove away. He looked around vigilantly, and felt that this place was definitely not a safe house suitable for talking, so he hung up the phone decisively.

...why is Nathali calling now?Her mobile phone should have been sacrificed in the explosion just now. She just saved Bruce. Unfortunately, Bruce's first reaction after seeing her force value is definitely to be vigilant—this idiot dared to call at this time ?Is it because she is afraid that others will not be able to trace her account and communication records? !

After driving a long distance, Jason stopped the car, took apart the phone, took out another anonymous phone card from his pocket and replaced it, and then tentatively made a voice call to Nathalie.

A familiar voice came from the other end of the phone. After confirming that it was Nathalie, Jason hung up the phone without saying a word, and sent her a text message instead.

Then he received a [-]-ton IQ crit.

【My mobile phone was bombed just now. I was calling you on Mr. Wayne's backup phone just now, lest you worry. — Nathalie. 】

Jason: "........."

At this time, you actually borrowed Bruce Wayne's phone?The point is that you just used Bruce's spare phone to call my previous account? !You are really not afraid of me revealing my identity, girl!

——Are you really not at all wary, do you really think that the "hunted down" Bruce is an innocent and good person?

The corner of Jason's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously began to recall how much personal information his previous account had exposed... and that card could never be used again. The mobile phone crackled and typed a long paragraph, intending to scold the unsuspecting Nathalie.

...But I couldn't press the send button for a long time.

His eyes wandered back and forth on the short sentence "I'm afraid you're worried" on the screen of the mobile phone. After hesitating for a long time, he still deleted the long string of warning words he had typed letter by letter.

Jason rubbed the short "Avoid your worries" back and forth with his rough thumb, and couldn't help sighing.

...Forget it, anyway, he is behind to protect her, so be stupid if you are stupid.

Thinking of this, Jason deleted all the words that scolded Natherie just now, and explained carefully how she rooted Bruce's backup machine, deleted her account login records and location information, and so on.

While teaching, he helplessly found a reason for Natherie.

——After all, Nathalie has just arrived on Earth (been here for more than half a year), she doesn’t understand anything (the customs on Earth are in a mess), and she has never passed CET-[-] (zero points in the listening test and comprehension), so she must not know how these communication devices will Leaking information...so Nathalie could be forgiven for being silly and calling on Bruce's backup phone.

But Thunderbolt has a big problem!What is this guy doing besides bragging and starting fires?He didn't even have this bit of vigilance, this guy took jujube pills... If he had brought Natherie with him, he would never have rushed into someone's hand so stupidly and used it as a knife!

At this moment, Jason, who was playing double standard with one hand, held his phone, and cursed the Thunderbolt guy back and forth in his mind.

——so no matter how you look at it, it's Thunderbolt's fault!

(Thunderbolt: ???)

New York at the same time.

Peter Parker walked with heavy steps, carrying the lobster, crossed a road... and walked back to the headquarters of the Avengers.

For a man who has just applied Ma Yinglong hemorrhoid ointment, the distance of only a few hundred meters is very unbearable.

He pulled out a piece of vibrating gold in the bathroom here before, and then secretly hid this piece of vibrating gold in the flower bed outside the bathroom, so after learning the rarity and price of this thing, no matter what, he must Taking advantage of the gap that hasn't been discovered yet, quickly transfer and hide the thing that he pulled over.

Walking into the Avengers Building, Peter heard some familiar vibrations.

Entering the hall, as expected, I saw tables and chairs broken into sawdust, ceilings and walls full of cracks, sofas and carpets in a mess, and glass windows shattered into powder.

There was no fluctuation in Peter's mind, and he even began to analyze: the ceiling and walls are Hulk, the tables and chairs are Hawkeye, the sofa and carpet are Black Widow, and the broken windows are Falcon.

...Oh, these four seniors are fighting again.

He walked around the damaged area as usual and walked into the restaurant.As expected, I heard that Tony Stark was contacting his decoration construction team, and Captain America was talking non-stop to the four guys who caused trouble.

Tired but still eloquent Steve: "Guys, this is the second time this week, you can't start every time because of a little thing, we are a team, you can't do it for a can Peanut Butter just fell out..."

Oh yes, not only that, but they can also tear down the entire floor for the ownership of the last cherry, break through the ceiling for the biscuits made by Mother Falcon, and start a dogfight over who sits on the sofa and who sits on the bench.

Try to minimize your presence, Peter thought silently.

"Although just now, Hulk made a great contribution by throwing Hawkeye out of the corridor and hitting the flower bed next to the bathroom, but this situation is very accidental—"

Steve paused, and continued to dissuade his disobedient teammates with a headache... If these guys were his soldiers, they would have been dragged to the training ground and punished to stand for 30 days.

Peter: "........."

Poor Spider-Man was stiff all over, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he looked at Steve with an unbelievably aggrieved look, and those terrified little eyes made the liver tremble.

Don't be that.

Don't be the thing that pulls out.

Not that vibrating nugget he pulled out and hid in the flower bed? ?

With tears in his eyes, Peter stared closely at Steve in horror and helplessness, praying to God, Allah, Bodhisattva, Brahma and Merlin in his heart.

Iron Man not far away finished the phone call and lived up to expectations and took out the familiar vibrating gold.

Peter: "..." died on the spot X2

Tony looked at the vibranium in the palm of his hand with interested eyes. He deftly fiddled with the smooth vibranium with his hands, which are very good at assembling armor and machines, like a panwen playing, holding the vibranium in his hand. Vibrate the gold plate back and forth.

"Come on, captain, I suggest you record everything you just said, and if they do it again, let Friday play it on a loop for you for three days."

Iron Man lazily bypassed the topic of fighting, "What I'm more curious about now is... Excuse me, has the Tooth Fairy already been here? Or the elf? The snail girl? Why is there a piece of gold worth seven dollars hidden in an ordinary flower bed? Vibration gold worth ten thousand dollars?"

The tooth fairy, elf, and snail girl Peter trembled and dared not speak.

"Maybe it was the fairy sister Nini who did it." Natasha showed a gentle smile, and the venom in her mouth swished towards Tony.

Tony: "........."

He coughed, and threw the vibration gold in his hand to Steve, "Captain Pigeon, identify it, is your shield laying eggs?"

Steve's fist rattled.

He closed his eyes, took the vibrating gold casually, felt the hardness of the vibrating gold, then frowned slightly, and took this small piece of vibrating gold under his nasal cavity to smell it gently.

"...the temperature smells a little weird," Steve said, "but not the earthy smell of the earth."

Can't stop Peter: "......"

He suddenly became the protagonist in the "Scream" oil painting.

If he was just ashamed to tell Mr. Stark that the vibranium he was dishing in his hand was his excrement, then when Captain America unknowingly put the thing under the tip of his nose, Peter He was completely caught in a painful contradiction, shaking his legs non-stop.

... Right now, whether to say it or not to say it is a key issue related to whether he can become a full-time member of the Avengers reserve.

Peter felt that he was about to suffocate, he wiped his face in pain, and was about to stand up and tell everyone the truth, when he saw Hulk walking up to Steve, taking the vibranium in his hand, and then like Like cracking a jelly bean, he put that vibrating gold in his mouth and bit it.

"Hulk can't bite!" The Hulk angrily pinched the little Zhenjin, and shouted angrily, "It's the same as your shield and the hammer of the blonde girl, Hulk can't bite!"

Peter who just wanted to tell the truth: "…………………"

Aunt Mei, my nephew is not filial, I will repay your kindness of nurturing in the next life, before the little spider becomes a piece of cake, please love me again QAQ

The author has something to say: Then the problem comes, the tombstone of the spider cake should be engraved with: -------

Bucket with a hood may become the biggest double standard dog.

In this article, Hulk adopts the character design in AA, not the focus of the movie.

The master is deliberately fishing to enforce the law, you group of impure people actually think that he deliberately designed Natherie to take off his pants...

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