Where is the magic virus?

None of the people present thought that Strange could learn the Vicoa language and understand the conversations of the Vicoa people in just five days.

Nathali was both admiring and ashamed: "Sir, did you actually learn the Vicoa language by yourself in just a few days? You are so efficient. On the contrary, I have been learning the language of the earth for half a month, but I still make mistakes. .”

The corner of Strange's mouth curled up quickly, and he said calmly: "I told you a long time ago, you should use the method I taught you to learn, it's you who didn't listen, it's not a memory problem, it's a matter of understanding The level of level."

Hearing this, Hal and Mr. Wang looked at Strange with disbelief.

——How hard is this person!Just because Natheri didn't let him teach her English, she held her breath to learn Vicoa and had to prove that she was better than Naceri, how petty it was.

Strange didn't care what they thought, and he brought the topic back to baldness, explaining: "Because the translation will always be wrong (I can't bear to say that Nathali's translation is poor), I might as well do it myself-as long as I understand the baldness virus Based on the principle, a solution can be easily found.”

According to the information from Director Kona of Vicoya, in addition to using the baldness treatment device to replace the brain, baldhead patients can also use the method of removing any internal organs to destroy the circuit in the body-Vicoya people can't do it , because the Vikoa people do not have organs like the appendix and tonsils that are not affected much if they are cut.

Hal & Mr. Wang: …………Thank you so much for the appendix.

The more Strange talked, the more he felt a little powerless: I never expected that it was the most useless appendix that saved the earth's baldness in the end, and the Vikoans didn't have an appendix, so they had to pick off their heads... really I don't know whether to be proud or sad

Nathali also finds it very strange, her point is not to remove the appendix to treat baldness, her point is: "...Why do people on earth keep the appendix in their bodies when they know that the appendix is ​​a useless organ? Shouldn't the appendix be removed at birth?"

Hal helplessly pressed Nathalie's shoulder: "According to what you said, you should ask, why didn't all the useless things like appendix and tonsil degenerate when the people on Earth evolved?"

Nathali thought for a while, then woke up like a dream: "Yeah, why not degenerate? Why do people on earth leave useless organs?"

Hal: "..." You are really cuter when you shut up.

After Strange and Dr. Helen Zhao's clinic made an appointment for appendix surgery, Hal had to say goodbye to everyone in Karma Taj and return to the universe-after all, he is the guardian of the 2814 sector of the galaxy, and he has many tasks Wait for him to finish.

He reluctantly bid farewell to Natherie, really worried about this cold-faced and warm-hearted alien girl who was always snarky, so he secretly wrote a book "Teaching You How to Maintain Life on Earth" for Natherie. "Interpersonal Relationship" pamphlet, it will save her from being beaten to death one day because of her mouth. (…)

"You must do what it says in the pamphlet, you know?" Hal looked worriedly at the expressionless Nathali, "People on Earth are different from people from Vikoa, we say that in our mouths, but we always Thinking that way, if you want to integrate into the earth, you must truly understand the emotions and thinking of the human beings on the earth.”

Nathali nodded solemnly in agreement, and solemnly put away the booklet.In return, she hands Hal a strange necklace of green gemstones: "It's a necklace that stops you from getting chlorosis [turning yellow], so wear it every day."

Hal: "...Thank you, thank you?"

But why do I get jaundice? ? ?

At that time, he didn't know what "Parallax Invasion" was. His face twitched for a long time, and he still wore it around his neck for the sake of face, and left the earth inexplicably.

To a certain extent, Dr. Helen Zhao, who is even more famous than Strange, is an out-and-out research madman.When she learned that Strange was suffering from a strange "baldness", her first reaction was to draw two tubes of blood for research.

This Korean-born female scientist has a number of research patents, and has gained considerable achievements and praise in the medical field. As a result, she has received a lot of investment and built her own private hospital.

However, it is not so much a hospital as a private research institute, because most of the time, Zhao Hailun's medical treatment methods are "very different" from ordinary hospitals.

"You know? If it weren't for your head, I would definitely recommend that you go to a familiar public hospital for this minor operation—how about Pennsylvania State Hospital?"

In Zhao Helen's private diagnosis room, the young Korean female scientist looked at the light bulb on Strange's head frantically, her eyes sparkled, and she said quickly, "Anyway, the operation is tomorrow, and you asked me to smoke again." A few tubes of blood? If I can extract the 'baldness' virus from your blood and use it, maybe new bacteria will be produced, just because it can transform the internal organs of the human body..."

Strange looked at Helen Zhao speechlessly, got up and left.

——If he was still the former surgeon Strange, if the unlucky guy who suffered from this terrible disease was not himself, if he came here alone, maybe he would still be interested in discussing something with Helen Zhao , but right now he just wants this woman to fuck herself.

With the cover of illusion, Strange, who was completely invisible in front of ordinary people, returned to his ward, and saw Nathalie standing straight at the door of his ward, and several young people in white coats pretending to be back and forth. Walking past Natherie's side, peeking at Natherie's appearance was a bit affectionate.

Strange: "..."

I almost forgot, this guy who talks so angry has the face and figure of a goddess.

Of course, it is impossible for Nassali who came here today to still be wearing her alien protective clothing. Mr. Wang prepared several sets of sportswear for Nassali. She is wearing a blue and black striped sportswear and white sneakers today. followed.

This regular-fit tracksuit was worn by Nathali, but it showed her tall and graceful figure with bumps and convexities. Her honey-colored skin is full of luster, which looks very sexual.There was no makeup on his clean face, and he naturally revealed a healthy complexion. His peach-colored lips were pursed, and his radiant appearance immediately attracted the researchers and doctors coming and going in the corridor.

Americans have always favored blonde girls. Although Nathalie is not an American sweetheart in the traditional sense, her light blonde hair, hazy and beautiful purple eyes, and serious and cold demeanor do not have a mysterious and gorgeous style.

...But it is only limited to the face and figure.

After returning to Karma Taj with Nathali, Strange thought about that research madman Helen Zhao, and after thinking about it, he found some free time and kindly warned Nathali: "...you better not Expose your identity as an alien, otherwise you will cause a lot of unnecessary trouble."

Nathali's complexion changed when she heard this, "I was found out when I was in Dr. Helen Zhao's research institute."

"...What??" Strange was taken aback. How could he be seen through his true identity just by seeing him?Is there such a Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in Zhao Hailun Research Institute?

"A man in a white coat came up and said I'm not from Earth, that I must be from another planet."

"You admitted it?" Strange frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

In an instant, a lot of thoughts flashed through his brain, and he began to think about how to go back to the research institute to get the monitoring, to see who saw it, how did he see it, maybe it was a supernatural person, what on earth did this person have? Purpose……

Nathali was also confused: "I told him that I am from Earth. He paused, then told me that he wanted to get to know me and asked for my contact information. I thought this was too strange, so I refused. "

"…………"

Strange was silent for a long time, and then said with a blank face: "Retell me the first sentence that man said to you."

"Okay, sir, he said, 'Miss, you are definitely not from the earth, you know, only the most eternal morning star can conceive a beauty like you.'"

Nathali repeated it with a serious face, and frowned more and more worriedly, "...What exactly does he mean?"

Strange: ... No wonder so many people looked at you and no one went up to talk to you.Feeling sorry for the guy who failed to strike up a conversation for a second, the embarrassing chat went out of the sky.

Sure enough, this guy can only see his face and body.

Forget it, let's feel sorry for myself, my head is turned into a light bulb.

……

"During my operation, you still stayed in Karma Taj to learn English, and then transmitted the data of the lost virus samples... Don't move, I will translate it myself, by the way, have you recovered the 9000 million star coins? I There is already a solution, and you don’t need to pay for it yourself.”

"But I've already ordered it, so it's impossible to unload it, sir." Nathali pursed her lips, "This is not a matter of responsibility, it's an obligation."

Strange paused, and said more and more impatiently, "The guy who took the virus sample to infect me should be responsible. This matter has nothing to do with you, and I don't need that bald head healing device."

Nathali could only explain: "In this way, even you, sir, will be infected silently by this virus, aren't you afraid that other people on the earth will also be infected? What if they have already cut out the appendix? What if it's not baldness, but some other virus that can't be cured by cutting the appendix? We can't rely on that, sir."

Strange was once again speechless: ... Blame me for being infected?Luckily I didn't have my appendix removed?

However, Nassali's concerns are also real: - the baldness virus has already infected people, and the possibility that other viruses have already infected humans on Earth cannot be ruled out.

As a surgeon, Strange really knows the people on Earth too well. Not to mention other viruses, this baldness virus alone can immediately drag the whole world into panic.

In view of the uncertainties of the appendix and tonsil, the most reliable way is to rely on the treatment equipment developed by Vekoyastar for these viruses.

If that's the case, it's better...

He curled his fingers, rested on the light bulb and thought for a while, then raised his head and asked Nathali:

"If those medical devices can be ordered... have you considered opening a simple Vicoya virus clinic on Earth?"

Nathali was stunned for a moment, and a sparkle appeared in her eyes: "Sir, your suggestion is really good. I can apply to the Empire's Two Point Hospital to set up a branch right now. They will bring their own equipment and funds to open a branch on Earth. Two Point Hospital's equipment can cure most viral infections."

Saying so, she turned on her terminal, called up the official website of the Two Points Hospital of the Vicoa Empire, clicked on the promotional video on the official website, and introduced to Strange:

"Two Point Hospital is the largest private hospital in the Vicoa Empire. It has designated sites on every sub-planet. If I apply to them and I am in charge of the hospital's funds, the director will be willing to come to Earth to set up a branch."

Strange let out a long breath, and he turned his head slowly to watch the chronicle promotional video about Two Point Hospital on the terminal.

The big hospital in the video is crowded with people, all kinds of strange patients coming and going are queuing up everywhere in the hospital. They line up... to buy snacks, to buy drinks, to buy magazines, to play arcade games, to buy fast food, to wait in line ……See a movie? ? ?

——Wait, why are there snack shops, drink shops, magazine shops, video game machines, fast food restaurants, and movie theaters in the hospital? ?

In short, he didn't see anyone queuing up to get medical treatment in a serious manner. Strange saw a guy with obvious blood all over his body queuing up to buy hospital souvenirs.

Strange: "..."

Are all the Vikoya people out of their minds?You are dying, why are you still so obsessed with hospital souvenirs!

Sure enough, in less than 2 minutes, I saw the guy buying souvenirs in the video lose a lot of blood, and before queuing up to buy souvenirs from the hospital, he fell unconscious on the ground, looking ashen and hopeless.

Immediately afterwards, a cheerful broadcast sounded in the bustling hospital:

【Patients please pay attention to etiquette and don't die in the corridor. 】

【Patients please don't die in the corridor. 】

[Hospital No. 13 fast food restaurant lunch special sale]

【Patients please don't die in the corridors of the hospital, we don't have extra cleaners to catch ghosts. 】

Strange: ......... I'm so fucking confused? ? ?

Vicoya is such a miserable planet?

Seeing that Nassali was still looking at him expectantly, he held his stomach weakly: "No, there's no need... You should import diagnostic equipment from Ms. Kona, and I'll open my own clinic."