Where is the magic virus?

Baron Citrikel was born in Germany at the end of the 19th century. He was a Prussian aristocrat—"Citrikel" is the hereditary title of their family. After so many years, people have long forgotten his real name and turned to fear and dread Call him Your Excellency the Baron.

This ruthless, ruthless military strategist with excellent combat qualities and strategic thinking has participated in the Franco-Prussian War, World War I and World War II, and has shown outstanding leadership and military qualities in these battles.

In World War II, Citrikel fought against the Roaring Commandos led by Captain America many times. In modern times, the Hydra elite led by Citrikel has repeatedly stumbled the Avengers. In addition, it is He fell in love with the young Natasha in the ninja organization, and trained Natasha into a black widow by himself...

If you really think about it, the super villain Baron Citrickle and the Avengers have a bad relationship ==

Compared with the Red Skull, Baron Citrickle has always been very interested in the Vicoa virus.A large part of the reason is that he himself was infected by a ferocious biological virus called "death spore virus" and obtained an extremely powerful mutation ability.

The "death spore virus" gave Baron Citekel super defense power, super recovery power, super regeneration power... and super virus immunity - he dared to study Vico so confidently Subviral, because it is immune to all diseases and viruses on earth!

What's even more nonsense is that as long as Cetrikel dies, the dead spore virus on his body will automatically break away from the host, and then spread through the air, killing all life on the entire earth.

Because of this, the Avengers, especially Captain America, get annoyed every time they bump into Cetrikel.

... This guy has a high level of fighting force, excellent ability to do things, and endless conspiracies and tricks. From time to time, he can really make the Avengers fall hard. They can't be beaten to death, and they can only be locked up after being caught. …and then miraculously break out of prison and continue to mess around, complacently framing the Avengers.

--What?You got me and want to kill me?Okay, then I will drag the whole earth to be buried with you, come on, come on, a little bit~

Unlike the psychopaths in Gotham and the paranoids in Metropolis, Comrade Citrickle has disgusted Steve for more than 70 years with this "unbeatable Xiaoqiang" style.

But just today, the magical virus from Vicoa managed to help Steve and the other Avengers out.

After pronouncing the name "Landotucci" in Vicoa, Citrickle felt the burning heat in his palm.

Before he could understand, the test tube in his hand exploded suddenly, and the liquid virus instantly vaporized and infected the entire underground base.

After being possessed by the Death Robe Virus, Citrikel, who went smoothly, really didn't expect that there was a virus in the world that could break through the blockade of the Death Spore Virus and successfully turned himself into a large Lego.

Not only that, everyone in the entire base turned into Lego Q-version villains like Citrickle at this moment. Not only that, their thinking logic seemed to have become completely Lego Q-version characters! !

——At least for the moment, Citrickle can only stare in disbelief at the group of researchers around him who have turned into a Q-version of Lego, as if they suddenly let go of themselves, and let go of their dignity and airs as a researcher. They began to surround the baron, singing and dancing tango happily like an Indian musical.

Citrickle: "???"

The connection with the Red Skull was instantly shut down.

Standing in the Lego version of the laboratory and watching the Lego version of the researchers singing and dancing, the Lego version of Baron Citrickle was silent for a moment, and finally couldn't help but cursed at the Vicoa virus.

What's worse, I don't know whether it's luck or misfortune, except that Citrikel himself escaped the additional "wisdom halo" after becoming a Lego Q version character because of the "death spore virus", the entire base Others, not only became Lego Q-version villains, but also lost their brains.

Citrickle: "……………"

In the past, he has been entrenched in this headquarters in Canada for many years, and every plant, tree, person, and test object here is his painstaking effort.

And now...

Not only that, the researchers who spent huge sums of money to train have turned into a group of white ball-headed guys, singing and dancing in the laboratory, and not only that, but the beloved laboratory that Citrickl worked so hard to design by himself has become a Lego In the amusement park, from the walls to the ceiling, from the computer used to analyze the No. 72 virus to the experimental equipment, all have become counterfeit and shoddy products made of plastic toys, and nothing can be used.

——Ah ah ah ah damn Vicoa virus, you give me back the researchers, give me back my clean laboratory, give me back my computer, give me the raw data of Vicoa virus, give me back my experimental equipment! ! !

After seeing this scene, Citekel covered his heart at that time, and his whole body became bad due to overstimulation.

The Hydra armed personnel, which took several years to build, were originally an elite force preparing for a full-scale invasion plan. Citrickle took out one of the secret weapons that he spent so much time training in the posture of the black widow. One, these people who are wearing and holding the highest technological achievements of Hydra... are now running around the base without discipline and consciousness, and they will shatter when kicked.

That's right...it shatters when you kick it, no matter how good the body armor you wear, how good the weapon you hold, how big you were before... Citrickle shatters when you kick it.

Citrickel, who crushed three members of the Q version of the elite army, almost died on the spot.

——Ahhhhhhh damn Vicoa virus, you give me back the elite troops, give me back the Total Invasion Plan, give me back the secret agents, spies, give me Hydra's highest-tech weapon! ! !

Wait... so to speak!

Citrikel didn't care about crying, he moved his clumsy Lego body, stood up hard, and ran to the arsenal he was proud of...

——Ahhhhhh damn Vicoa virus I ￥%@￥! ...￥#%@￥@#&#%...! ! ! (The following content has been muted)

as expected!as expected!For so many years, he gathered the power of the entire Hydra to research the most cutting-edge armor weapon!The military = fire that has been continuously prepared since World War II! !

——The whole TM has become a Lego plastic toy! ! !

Citrickle tremblingly walked towards a secret room on the side, raised his sky-blue palm as round as Doraemon, entered the password with great effort and carefulness to open the secret room, and then probed to see the "highest Secret weapon".

The "top secret weapons" in this secret room are the result of Hydra's careful search through the spy agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: some of them come from Asgard, some of them come from Kirita, and some of them are From Atlantis.

Over the years, Baron Citrikel has used these alien technology and marine technology products as a blueprint to slowly develop and update Hydra's arsenal.

And now... these alien technologies, without exception... have become toys made of Lego parts.

Researchers and armed men outside the arsenal joined forces to dance square dances and sing "Today is a good day" cheerfully.

Baron Citrikel's heart throbbed in the arsenal, and he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of blood.

Oh... In fact, it wasn't blood either. How could there be such discordant elements as "blood" in Lego Q-version toys, so he just spit out dozens of red Lego parts.

With the last trace of pitiful and humble expectation, Citrickle started to activate a certain Kirita long=gun that had become a Q-version of Lego.

The long=gun started, and there were a few buzzing sounds, and then only two "biubiu" sounds were heard, and two fragrant walnuts bounced from the muzzle of the plastic long=gun to the opposite wall.

Citrickle: "........." The wind is roaring, the horses are roaring, the Yellow River is roaring, the Yellow River is roaring! ! !

For a full ten seconds, he stared at the two walnuts, his whole brain seemed to be trampled by Hulk and Thor in turn, passing through a mess of meaningless poems, and then the whole person seemed to have epilepsy The ground trembled and twitched, and even shook off a few pieces of Lego parts on his body.

… Not only that, but when Citrickle was about to go bald, the logistics happened to be raining overnight, and the Avengers arrived.

Just when Ant-Man came to investigate the row of guards at the door, Citrickle found out, and he immediately cheered up and prepared to command his subordinates to meet the enemy.

Having been entrenched here for many years, it's not that Citekel has not thought about the situation where the Avengers will come to his door one day. In fact, in response to this possibility, Hydra has dispatched professionals and has proposed more than a dozen emergency plans. And relying on the news from S.H.I.E.L.D., they are constantly adjusting the armed forces and defense methods of the entire base according to the current comprehensive strength and technology of the Avengers.

The former Citrickle confidently assured that: based on the current comprehensive strength of his base, even if all the Avengers were present, they would probably fall to the ground, be tricked by themselves, and then be captured in disgrace .

Because this is Canada, where they are located is the base of Hydra, the Avengers only have one battleship for supplies, while Hydra has an entire arsenal and the support of tens of thousands of elite soldiers.

The current Citrickle: "..."

After issuing the order, he only got a few cheerful songs, and there was no reply other than that. The elite troops danced and sang, but no one responded to his order!

Citrickle subconsciously glanced at his Doraemon hand and the Lego body that would shatter when he kicked it, and suddenly felt extremely sad and indignant.

--Why!Why!yes!at this time! !

Did you Avengers come here at the right time! ?Did you really rush over here without knowing it? !You, did you bring that alien knight commander over? ! ...Excuse me, have you brought the antidote? ? (no dignity)

With the monitoring equipment that was still available, Citrickle watched his soldiers play stupidly with a blank face, and was smashed to the ground by Captain America's shield.

Then the corner of his mouth twitched and stared at the Avengers looking at the Lego soldiers and the Lego base and laughed like a pig.

……No!You are mistaken!Our base wasn't what it used to be!It was obviously very dangerous before!

Even Hydra has dignity!No matter what, Citrickle...couldn't bear the fact that his old enemy took his painstaking efforts for more than ten years as a joke!

Citrickle immediately prepared to organize the remaining forces, release the Winter Soldier who blocked hide and seek at the bottom of the base, and launch a counterattack against the Avengers outside the base.

Then Citrickle found the same Lego-shaped brother Winter Soldier who was sleeping soundly in the bottom floor of the base.

Citrickle: "..... Junk virus, ruined my life."

Unexpectedly, Baron Citrickle, who is proud of the world, is the Baron Citrickle, who has been fighting against Captain America for more than 70 years and has never given up. baron……

Ended up dying at the hands of the Vicoa virus ==

The loveless baron walked hesitantly in the Hydra base he had built with painstaking efforts, looking up like a Lego live version of the ocean of joy.

Whether it is researchers or armed personnel, they are all entertaining themselves in a very happy way. There is no sense of panic and tension that the base will be captured by the Avengers. The key is to sing and dance. This group seems to be ready to start Discussing the issue of food and accommodation after being captured...

Amidst the laughter, the baron seemed to be dead, sitting alone on the porch on the top floor of the base.

Red Skull's phone call comes, press it.

Red Skull's phone call came persistently, and he pressed it down persistently.

Under the terrible atmosphere of cell phone ringing and Indian dancing, Citrickle lit a cigarette with a blank expression.

……

………………

With the help of Nathali, the drain pipe was successfully removed, and the Avengers who went straight to the inside of the base saw a familiar Lego Q-version villain as soon as they entered.

That familiar bald head, that familiar dark blue uniform, that familiar one-eyed glasses, that familiar plastic version of Satan's flying claws...

...Hey, look who this is, what a coincidence, we seem to know this Q-version Lego villain!

Tony couldn't bear it anymore, he almost laughed out of breath in the armor, raised his voice on purpose, and asked while looking at the Lego version of Citrickle who had lost his resistance in front of him:

"Brother, I see you...you seem familiar, don't you?"

"Think about it carefully, oops, isn't this the Baron, one of the leaders of Hydra! What are you doing here? Oh, how did you get infected with the Vicoa virus? Didn't you say that there is a 'death spore' virus in you Are you not afraid of any viruses and diseases? The dead spore virus in your body seems unreliable!"

The Avengers really didn't expect Vicoa's virus to be so powerful!Just made Citrickle look like this!Wait... In this way, the death spore virus on Cetrikel's body will no longer work?

Feng Shui takes turns, who will be spared by the heavens!

Tony, who has been tormented by the research on the death spore virus on Citrickle for a long time: his smile is getting abnormal.JPG

Under the eyes of the Avengers with malicious intentions, Baron Citrickle raised his head expressionlessly, his eyes passed his old enemy Captain America, his old rival Iron Man, and his former student Black Widow, and fell straight on the man standing at the end. blond woman.

He looked at Nathali, and it took him almost no effort to recognize the girl's true identity.

The baron took a puff of cigarette in silence, and when he raised his head again, he made a desperate protest to Nathalie "sincerely":

"Your Vicoa virus is too much...it's really too much..."

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