Where is the magic virus?

Chapter 95 No talent [1 more]

According to Jason's observation, he feels that the four bat cubs in his family are estimated to be about six months old now, so not only can they not crawl, but it is even difficult for them to sit up by themselves-although these four bat cubs are not normal babies , but has the thinking and mind of an adult, but the physical instinct of a baby still shackles these four lumps to a certain extent.

For example, they can only drink corresponding breast milk powder and wear soft baby pajamas. For example, they still have difficulty controlling excretion for a long time, and it is difficult to control their biological clock. They sleep when they want to sleep and wake up when they want to.

When Nassali took out the large syringe in the medical kit and took turns drawing blood from the four dumplings, even though the babies felt that this level of pain was really insignificant due to the existence of the baby's instinct, their eyes turned red involuntarily. , Tears almost came out.

At a glance, after the injection and blood draw, the big eyes of the four cubs were all wet, the little nose was red, and the little mouth was pouting unconsciously, with a frowning and a little bit ashamed look.

These four meatballs are all very well grown, white and tender, round like four big glutinous rice balls, with round eyes and small mouths, just throw them out and tidy them up, and they can be directly published in baby advertisements and maternal and child magazines cover.People who don't know their details will love it to death at a glance.

Jason, who knew the details of these four people, stood by the side, and crazily laughed at his old father and brothers (he still didn't dare to deal with the old housekeeper).

"Dah!!"

Dick Tuanzi, who was about to cry, raised his chubby hand angrily, and waved in Jason's direction with red eyes, meaning Jason, you boy, wait for me.

After finishing her work, Nathali put the blood samples of the four dumplings into the medical box for safekeeping, and then she turned her head and explained to Jason: "This is a baby's instinct, and it cannot be controlled by an adult's mind. Anyone who becomes like this will become a little different from himself because of the baby's instinct."

The Bruce group looked at Jason with a cold face, and the Dick group gave another "da por", meaning to thank Nathali for helping them explain clearly, and by the way despised Jason who had no common sense.

Jason listened patiently to Natherie's words, and smiled gloatingly again.

He pretended to be "I just understand it now", nodded, and said: "...So, since these four meatballs are still controlled by the baby's instinct, I think it is necessary to put diapers on them to save them a moment I couldn’t hold back XX because of the baby’s instinct, you’re right?”

Bruce Tuanzi: "..."

Dick Tuanzi: "........."

Daring Jason Todd, is the goddamned dog waiting here?

Just before that, Nathali's inadvertently put forward "wear diapers first" remarks were extremely lethal. Tim's group, who had nothing to do with themselves, immediately woke up, and together with Bruce and Dick's group, The question of "whether or not to wear diapers" was seriously discussed, and finally succeeded in convincing Nathali to get the right to wear only dark baby pajamas instead of diapers.

Unexpectedly, the dog man Jason insisted on "filially" taking care of his old father and other family members, and helping the dumplings put on diapers.

He plausibly said: "They are still young and can't go to the bathroom by themselves. What if their self-control drops and [beep—] can't control it?"

Dick Duanzi: "Dah!"

Tim Tuanzi: "Dapu!" (Spitting out saliva)

The two little bird balls flushed with anger, their fat faces turned red all over, and they sternly warned Jason.

Bruce Tuan looked at his dog son's triumphant and gloating appearance with cold eyes, and really wanted to scold him bluntly: You are the only one in the family who has poor self-control!You can't control it by yourself!

Nathali: "..."

She was silent for a moment, did not speak, picked up the large package of diapers that Jason bought before and was now on the ground, and looked carefully, calmly:

"But you bought pull-up pants for toddlers, not baby diapers. How do you ask uncle and them to wear them?"

Jason: "... what?"

He didn't react for a while, and the smile on his face froze immediately. He looked at the big bag of "diapers" in Nasali's hand in surprise and confusion, "... Is there any difference between toddler pull-up pants and baby diapers?"

"Dah!"

The Bruce group finally yelled in contempt.

——My stupid son, he can't figure out toddler pull-up pants and baby diapers, and he still wants to frame your father? ? ?

As early as when Jason took out the baby products he bought from the shopping bag, he realized that his stupid son had bought all the wrong things. Bruce and Afu didn't fluctuate in their hearts, and even wanted to laugh a little.

"Isn't it written on the package? This kind of toddler pull-up pants is suitable for babies over one year old. You still buy the largest size. Uncle and the others are only half a year old and can't wear them."

Nathali handed Jason the extra-large bag of diapers he had bought so hard. Jason took it dubiously, but he found that the applicable age and applicable weight were written in the product details on the back of the packaging bag.

Jason: "..."

At that time, he was going to take in Serlie, and he had to go to the store to buy enough baby products. Didn't he see the dazzling array of diapers in the maternity and baby products store, so he just took a big bag to save trouble, who knows that there are so many messy categories in a diaper ah.

He touched his nose, looked at his weight, and was a little embarrassed: "I saw that Dick had a double chin when he became a baby, and he was a circle bigger than everyone else, so I thought he had to use a bigger diaper. "

It is indeed a dick dumpling that is fatter than other dumplings: "..."

The previous generation of Robin, now Ye Yi is so angry that his hair is about to explode, all the blood in his body is concentrated on his face, his face that was already flushed with anger is almost congested, and he immediately exhales to Jason: "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

I'm just a little fatter than Bruce!Just a little bit!What's wrong!I got fat and ate your bread?My natural talent and physical health have nothing to do with you!

"Da, da, da."

(...you thought you just bought the wrong diaper?)

Really couldn't bear to watch it anymore, the Bruce regiment had no choice but to stop Nassali, and directed Miss Knight Commander to look carefully at all the things Jason had bought.

I don't know if I don't look at it, Nathali took a closer look under the guidance of the Bruce group, and found that most of the baby products that Jason had worked so hard to buy were actually...unusable.

The two big cans of infant formula are three-stage milk powder, which is only suitable for children aged 1 to 3 years old.

Lego toys are suitable for children over 8 years old, and have nothing to do with the four dumplings.

Baby pajamas are generally bought a size too large, (Jason is furious: it’s because Dick is too fat!!) and these pajamas need to be cleaned and disinfected before they can be worn.

The rag dolls are all chewable dolls and soothing towels, and the four dumplings said that they don't need this kind of sticky comforting at all.

... Various conclusions can be drawn, the baby products that Jason worked so hard to buy from the mother and baby product store in New York, and brought them back to Wayne Manor in large and small bags, are useless at all.

Jason: "........."

The painful truth was before him, and Jason finally realized it belatedly: he really didn't seem to have any talent for taking care of children.

In contrast, Bruce Tuanzi just glanced over and saw that all the baby products Jason bought were not right, and they were more than one star or two points better than Jason Boy.

At this moment, he tried his best to control his little fat face, continued to put on a majestic parental face, and said "da da da ah" to Natherie for a while, and then through the translation of the knight commander, he commanded the Jason went out again, went to the largest maternity and baby products supermarket in Gotham City (still owned by the Wayne Group), and bought the correct baby products according to his requirements.

In the end, Jason became an errand worker: "..."

Who knew that just after he came back from riding his bicycle aggrieved, Nassali gave Jason another detailed instruction.

"I checked back and forth in Wayne Manor, and I didn't seem to find anything unusual." Nassali said, "To be on the safe side, you should try not to eat the existing food and drinking water in Wayne Manor, and don't go there again. The Batcave."

She planned to return to New York immediately with the blood samples of the four dumplings, and analyze the virus body carried by the dumplings as soon as possible through the equipment in the temporary clinic in New York.

...And for the safety of the four regiments, Jason had to stay in Wayne Manor to take care of them.

The Vikoya people value their cubs very much.For some reason, every cub is hard-won and very precious on Vikya Planet.

The same is true for Nathalie. Even after arriving on Earth, even knowing that the members of the Wayne family were reduced to a dumpling because of the virus, Miss Knight Commander still takes the four dumplings very seriously.

While Jason was out shopping, she borrowed the computer in Wayne Manor, carefully studied the way of taking care of the cubs on the earth, and consulted with her uncle Tuanzi (Bruce: ......), and finally produced A detailed nursing form, print it out and hand it to Jason.

In this form, the schedule of infants as old as half a year old and the method of preparing milk powder are written in great detail. Supplies are enough for the family of five to spend two or three days "without Natherie" in Wayne Manor.

Seeing this form, Jason, who felt that he didn't have the talent to take care of others, suddenly became more confident.

Take a closer look... It seems that taking care of the baby is not as difficult as imagined, not to mention that Bruce and the others are not real babies, and they won't be as unreasonable as real babies.

It was also rare for him to comfort Natherie intimately: "You study slowly, it doesn't matter, I can take care of the four in my family."

Nathalie raised the corners of her mouth, smiled softly at Jason, and left Wayne Manor.

... She thought, Jason can take care of four cubs together, and after marrying her in the future, he will definitely treat the two cubs well, right?

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