Always get married in a parallel world [Comprehensive British and American]

"Hey, sweetheart, you are so beautiful today." The man pulled her into his arms vigorously, and kissed her cheek through the mask.

As the man got closer, a strong smell of blood invaded the tip of her nose, and she frowned uncomfortably.

The man noticed her expression and looked aggrieved. "Oh, my dear Trixie baby, I'm sorry I came back late today, I can't blame me. It's the strange-looking creatures in the desert that stick to people's faces, can you imagine? The faces of each of them Both had a piece of Polish smoked sausage, these nasty guys are so persistent, I had a long long long long... talk with them for a while, and even though I immediately popped the ass of the rednecks, I was still late gone."

"Baby Trish, it's not my fault." Deadpool bent his pose, showing an innocent little look, and said, "You also know that poor bastard George D. White (screenwriter) has recently cut expenses and is responsible for These two knives are the only weapons that the redneck Tony Moore drew for me, oh, and my ak! How can I survive without a weapon in a world full of perverts like dogs?! Oh, and open my mouth Help, but this is too detrimental to my reputation, what a fucking [beep beep...]"

"Enough, Wade!"

Trixie rubbed her sore temples, and said helplessly, "Wade, the wedding is held this afternoon, have all the people you should invite come?"

After hearing Tracy's words, Deadpool suddenly thought of something, there was no officiant at the wedding! "*!*! I knew I forgot to do something!"

Trish looked at him, and Deadpool looked away guiltily, "Sweetheart, you go to church first, I'll be right back."

After speaking, the person disappeared.

Deadpool found Mister Fantastic and wanted him to be the host of his wedding.

Mister Fantastic said indifferently, "Impossible, I'm not a pastor."

The deflated dead waiter: "God's virtue! Big fuck!"

So, Deadpool was the second to find Cable, his close partner.

Deadpool: "Nathan, I know you've always been helpful, right? How about hosting my wedding?"

Cable asked, "Am I your first choice?"

Deadpool said confidently: "Of course."

Cable laughed: "Mister Fantastic has already rejected you, hasn't he?"

Deadpool, who was slapped in the face, said disappointedly: "Yes."

The third deadpool found his deadly enemy. The two loved and killed each other for most of their lives.The relationship has eased a little recently, and Deadpool immediately thought of him.

Wolverine refused with a serious face: "I can do many things for you Wade, but I won't help you get married. See you later!"

Deadpool, who was rejected one after another, was disheartened, so he found someone randomly on the road, and Daredevil, who was pulled as a strong man, thought it was quite interesting.

It took too much time to find someone, and Deadpool quickly changed his clothes after returning to the hotel.Putting on a black suit, Deadpool, who felt that he was about to cry because of his handsomeness, went to church with his best man group.

At this time, the church was already full of people.

From the first row, Beast, Mystery, Magneto, Captain America, Colossus, Iron Man, Spiderman... almost all the heroes who have appeared in Marvel have appeared at the wedding scene.

In the clear sky, a thunder suddenly appeared.

Even Thor from the God Realm above the sky also appeared to attend the wedding.

This church is not big, and there is no room for more than 200 people, let alone some characters with different sizes from ordinary people, such as She-Hulk.So, the demolition brigade of Beasts, Colossus and Dragonmen smashed down the back door, walls and even the entire ceiling.

The decoration team Magneto and the painter Doctor Strange made a tiered guest seat like a football field viewing table and a beautiful snowflake in the sky.

Trixie got out of the black limousine, and Storm, Invisible, and Spirit Disc got out of the car after her.Seeing Tracy's nervous look, the invisible girl put down the bouquet in her hand, and lowered her head to adjust her wedding dress blown up by the wind.

The pure white lace swayed and fluttered in the wind. The spun gauze was crystal clear and the beads were exquisitely embroidered, which set off her gleaming waist even more slender.

The veil covered her eyes, only revealing a small chin.Tracy, holding the bouquet and feeling uneasy, walked a long way, and finally came to the man's side.

Deadpool without the red hood showed a ferocious face, but there was a smile that had never been seen before on that ferocious face.

"Baby, I'm so excited! You look so beautiful, I really want to take it off now!" Deadpool came over, put his arms around her waist, and slapped some oil on his face while making a yellow accent.

Tracy's original nervous mood was instantly dissipated by his actions.

When they reached the stage, the two stopped.Daredevil (host) begins to read the oath.

After he finished reading, it was the groom's turn to take the oath. Wearing a suit and looking extremely serious, Deadpool said: "I officially declare, I, Deadpool, swear by a stack of pornographic magazines, I have the highest respect for the institution of marriage!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at the woman in a snow-white wedding dress beside him, and said, "From the moment we met, I couldn't say no to her. She looks so charming, with long black hair and blue eyes. ..everything else gets a b, she actually has astigmatism and rhinitis which would give her a b+. A little skinny, although only dogs like bones, sorry bitch, this girl has something deep It moved me so much that I desperately showed my love and proposed to her!"

"She is brave, and I know I love her. I really hope we can be together forever, of course, if this is my last wedding. No one can guarantee what will happen in the future! After all, the charm of Deadpool is invincible! "

Daredevil paused the hand holding the declaration, his eyes calmly looked in the direction of Deadpool, "Are you serious, brother."

"Okay, buddy, I just want to say, I am willing, I am very willing to marry the woman next to me!" After finishing speaking, Deadpool took the initiative to shut his mouth tightly.

Daredevil turned his attention to Tracy, and he said: "Would you like to marry this man beside you... who has almost no advantages except talkative talk and a bunch of potential enemies as your husband, love him , Comfort him, respect him, as you love yourself. In the days to come, no matter whether he is poor or rich, sick or healthy, always be loyal to her, love each other until he leaves this world?

"...I will."

Daredevil nodded and continued: "Then, now the two parties exchange rings as a token of marriage."

The best man Ganglishi next to the groom took out the ring and handed it to him. Deadpool held the ring with an excited expression on his face.

Trish stretched out her hand, and the moment Deadpool put the ring on her fingertips, nothing happened around her.

At this time, she suddenly withdrew her hand back.Due to this sudden movement, the ring fell from the gap to the ground, and made a crisp sound when it touched the marble floor.

Because of this episode, the whole church was silent for a moment.

At the moment when Daredevil was struggling for a second when he became a pastor because it was fun for the first time but was a little nervous after making a mistake, the bride once again made a move that stunned the audience .

She lifted her veil and slapped Deadpool.

"I won't marry you. You scum!" she said angrily.

The subtitles still did not appear, and Trixie withdrew her red hand, tears streaming down her face in pain.

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, "Baby, what's wrong with you. Did George (the screenwriter) come up with something else? No, why didn't I receive the notification! Could it be because I discussed with him the other day about the comic copyright dividend?" Let him jump over the wall in a hurry? He even thought of a dirty trick to ruin my wedding? By the way, to discredit Deadpool's father? Poisonous! Too poisonous! George! Come out for me! I promise to cut you into two pieces! Only two pieces won't More!"

Deadpool shouted into the air for a long time without getting an answer, and then said to himself: "Could it be that this is an impromptu performance by the baby? Deadpool's wedding is really extraordinary!"

Trish threw the veil on Deadpool's face, and continued the tragic drama, "Don't think I know nothing! You'd better marry your Shakola! Oh! I almost forgot, still There's Vanessa, the charming and understanding mutant!"

"If you beat me like this again, my heart will be broken. My healing factor can't repair a broken heart." Deadpool took the veil, held it in his hand, and wiped away the tears he didn't have.

Trish's mouth twitched.

Just when Tracy didn't know how to continue the plot, Deadpool recruited.He felt that the names of the two people mentioned just now were inexplicably familiar, but there were too many memories, and he recalled them intermittently.

"Shakola? Who's that? Oh, is that the woman I snatched away from marrying Dracula? A monster so ugly it makes me puke! I'm really attracted to it. But I didn't touch her Ah, because I met you, sweetheart! Although I had the idea of ​​marrying her before, after all, there are really not many women who can be sober and earth-shattering. But how did sweetheart know? Could it be that my sweetheart Can also break through the dimensional wall? Oh! This is really a big surprise!" Deadpool was shocked and excited, he happily grabbed Trish's hand, and asked: "You know what I'm talking about right? You also Know this is all in the Stinky Foots Marvel Dad comics? Oh sweetheart, can you talk to the narrator? Can you interact with the reader? This is awesome, we're a match made in heaven! By the way, from just now I I just want to ask, sweetheart, why are you looking behind me all the time?" Deadpool turned his head, looked behind him, and only saw his best man group who were confused or watching a good show.

Trish didn't see what she expected, and became more and more anxious.

But Deadpool's strength was too great, and she couldn't break free from his hand at all.So, she followed his line of sight, and turned her eyes for help to the Colossus behind him.

"Piot, save me." Colossus was watching a good show, but was suddenly called by one of the protagonists, and he was stunned.But soon he realized that Colossus, who has the soul of an artist and a gentleman, couldn't refuse the lady's request for help. He walked to Deadpool and asked him to let go of the painful Trish.

Tracy, who was released, turned around 45 degrees and fell into the arms of Colossus. The hard body made her grunt in pain, and Colossus supported her body that was about to fall.

"Sorry, are you alright?"

Trish shook her head, and then held Colossus' hand instead.The Colossus was afraid that he would hurt the bride again if he couldn't control his strength, so he moved his hands, but in the end he didn't resist.

Deadpool squinted, watching this scene.

Tracy leaned weakly in Colossus' arms, and said to Deadpool with red eyes: "I'm sorry, Wade, I can't marry you. I've already fallen in love with someone else!"

"Wow!"*n

There has been commotion in the guest seats, many people are watching this scene with relish, and Iron Man has even started recording.

Deadpool looked at Colossus, and Colossus shook his head like a rattle.

"The woman who is about to marry me fell in love with my brother? No, who is the director of this show! I want to send you blades! No, no! Let's just cut them off! George has watched too many brain-dead dramas recently, why? Make up such a plot! Hey! Look at what you did! How could Deadpool's father's woman fall in love with Piot? This setting is too ridiculous! Just because he is stronger than me? Longer than me? The long carbon steel is not durable at all, you will not be sexually blessed, baby Tracy! From this point of view! How could he be better than the perfect Deadpool father?!"

Deadpool suddenly thought: "Is it because I found a blind priest today that I infected the bride with blindness?! Oh, Daredevil, of course I am not mocking you, I am just a little angry! However, Trixie baby today What's the matter, why are you always looking behind me, did I put on my underwear again today? How is it possible, I'm not the stupid Superman next door who is so confused that he always likes to do performance art/*!"

Deadpool, who was talking to himself, looked colder as he spoke.

He said to Colossus: "Why don't you let her go! Piot! Let her go! She is mine!"

"She hugs her too tightly, I'm afraid I'll hurt her..."

Deadpool turned his gaze to Trish: "Are you serious?"

As soon as the words fell, she suddenly felt a coldness behind her back and a chill on the soles of her feet, and a sense of crisis surged in her heart as if she was being targeted by something terrifying.

Tracy hugged Colossus tightly, and finally bit the bullet and nodded.

Immediately afterwards, a cold light flickered in her sight.The next second, her body felt a sharp pain of being torn apart. She looked down and saw a thin and long knife passing through her body.

Her lungs were pierced through.

Deadpool pulled out his knife neatly and looked at her coldly.Tracy clutched her wound and knelt weakly on the ground. The severe pain spread from the wound to her limbs, and she could hardly breathe.

"This wedding cost me a lot of money, and the dividends from the comics are not enough! Damn it! If I knew it, I wouldn't have invited those creatures with a bigger appetite than dinosaurs. Mistake! Too much misstep! Stupid Deadpool!"

She looked at Deadpool in disbelief.How could he hurt her? !

But before she could ask this question, the person had disappeared in place.

Deadpool also stopped raising his knife again. To be precise, the entire church stopped.

Time stood still.

Where Trish left, a white fluorescent font slowly appeared behind Deadpool: inued