[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

The night before the mock exam, something happened that gave me enough reason to fail the mock exam.This, perhaps, is the greatest stimulation that I——Xiao Lingluo, have experienced in my 18 years of life. It is enough to induce a heart attack in me who is in good health, which is quite a miracle for a girl.

After the self-study was over that night, I picked up the card at the previous bar as agreed.The certification process was quite realistic and fast enough. We had a little disagreement on the price, but it was resolved peacefully in the end. I won’t mention the details here.

However, the tragedy happened after returning home.

"I'm back, I'm late because I was discussing with Kameda-kun today..." I opened the door, and while changing my shoes, I said aloud the lie that I had rehearsed countless times in my heart.However, it took a long time to wait for a response.I looked up suspiciously, only to find that the bright living room was empty, but the kitchen door was ajar and there was a faint sound.

What are these two doing, cooking supper?

"Dad? Mom?" I yelled, opening the kitchen door and poking my head out, "How do you... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

I still don't want to admit that I made the scream that pierced through the sky. It is said that the effect is comparable to the sound of scratching the blackboard with nails multiplied by ten.However, this cannot be blamed on me.If you saw your father holding two kitchen knives and slashing at the person huddled in the corner as if possessed by an evil spirit, plus your mother helping hand the knife, you would definitely utter such a tragic howl .What's more, the person who huddled in the corner and pitifully blocked the gust of attack with a wooden knife was none other than the stray cat I adopted a few days ago, Sakata Gintoki.

"Help——Ling Luojiang!" Seeing me rushing in, Yinshi radiated the brilliance of birth like seeing an angel of hope [what is this with what ==], and shouted for help in Japanese.

"Is this the only time you call my name so affectionately?!" I was angry, and then realized that I had made a mistake, "Ah, no, no. Dad, what are you doing?! Trying a knife to kill people is wrong! Ah ——Or did you drink water that turned you into a Rakshasa?!"

【Hey, you've seen too much Hakuouki, girl! ——The author Sang couldn't help complaining] After a strange silence, Dad turned around with two knives in his hand and opened his mouth to me.Seeing my father's ferocious expression that hadn't had time to change in the future, I shivered with fright, and felt a chill from the bottom of my heart, and immediately withdrew from the kitchen and closed the door tightly.

I'm sorry Ah Yin, please be sure to use your protagonist's RP at this time! [Silver Time: Hello——! ! ! ! 】===============================================

[after half an hour]

After many efforts, the anger of my parents finally calmed down.However, it is just Mount Fuji in a dormant state, which may erupt at any time.Sure enough, the things that I tried to hide tightly will eventually be exposed, and the paper can't contain the fire after all ==

I sat on the side of the sofa with Yin Shi, who was in a lingering fear, under the horrifying gazes of the two of them.

"When I entered your room, this Japanese man was hiding behind the door of your room." When my mother looked at Yin vigilantly, if I read it correctly, was that expression disgusting?

Ah, I almost forgot, my mother still maintains a never-aging cynicism in her middle age ==

"That's right, what's more, he even secretly drank my strawberry milk!" Dad gritted his teeth angrily, "Daughter, didn't you often say that a person named Saito in modern Japan said 'Evil is killing'?" ? Then, Dad, should I cut this kid up and down!"

"How narrow is your 'evil', hello!"

Yinshi [whispering]: "[Japanese] Hey girl, your father is so scary, Ah Yin, I will die this time, I will definitely die!"

I [whispered]: "[Japanese] I don't know. Strawberry milk is his bottom line, that idiot father! Anyway, even if the girl dies, I will definitely be implicated. Don't worry, Yin, you are not fighting alone!"

Gintoki [whispering]: "[Japanese] who would want you to die with me, girl, you actually said that kind of line, you must have read too many comics!"

"No communication!" Dad slapped the table with a dark face, shaking the whole coffee table a few times, "I don't care about anything else, anyway, this brat drank my strawberry milk, I'm going to kill him!"

Woooooooo so scary~{{{(>_<)}}} "Okay, please be quiet!" Mom picked up the electric mosquito swatter next to her, and hit the top of Dad's head with the swatter, "It's not yours now. The problem of broken milk is now our daughter's problem."

coming!I was shocked, and immediately sat upright, not daring to vent my breath.

"Luoluo, tell me, what's the matter with this man?" Mom looked really angry, she always felt that she, who was always gentle, would chop me up with Yinshi this time, "I never thought How dare you hide a strange man in your room, what is that? If others find out about your face, what else will you do!"

"I..." Mom and Dad, how should I explain to you the supernatural and super-cognitive things like "reversed wear".It's over, it's really over this time.Ah Yin, I'm sorry, I'm afraid my mother, Sang, I will no longer be able to adopt you.

"Luoluo, what's the matter, talk." Faced with such a principled question, her mother's tone was aggressive.

"He, his name is Sakata Yinshi, and the Chinese name is Tian, ​​Tianranjuan!" I took out the ID card I just got from my pocket, and the small ID was printed with Yinshi's appearance and black characters on a white background. "Look, this is his ID card, he is not suspicious! He is a Japanese who immigrated to China, but he can't speak Chinese yet. We met on the Internet a long time ago, and now He is looking for a job and looking for a house, I let him live in our house temporarily, that's all."

The big lie I am telling at this moment has surpassed the realm of lying in the past 18 years.Who can tell me, how can I round it in the future ==

……

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"Ah, that's the case, why didn't you tell mom? I caused mom to misunderstand, and I would have agreed if I told mom earlier~ It just so happens that our sofa is big enough for him to sleep~" Mom suddenly recovered her peach blossom smile, When he took out a bright red apple from the fruit plate and handed it to Yin, "Here~ I must have been scared just now, sorry, really, the child's father is so reckless, hahaha~"

Rough, rough nerves?My mother is a rough nerve?Daughter, I just know now!

"Eh—? Is it my fault?!" Dad tried his best to avenge his grievances, but his mother pressed his head on the coffee table, struggled a few times and stopped moving.

Dad, may you rest in peace, amen.

"Ah, ah..." Yinshi was taken aback by his mother's actions, and he didn't reach out to take back the apple until I pushed him, "Thank, thank you, auntie..."

Yin Shi holds the apple in his hand, stares at it, and freezes for a long time.The mother, the Holy Mother, laughed and urged: "What's the matter with the natural roll? Eat it quickly~"

Ah, suddenly I really want to complain about the name I made up on a whim... Wait, now is not the time to do such things!If you go against her will at this time, the consequences will be disastrous!

When I kicked Yin under the coffee table with my foot, I turned my head slightly and whispered: "Ayin, she let you eat."

"Ah, but..." Yin Shi also tilted his head, twitching the corner of his mouth, "I always feel that it's poisonous =="

...Actually, I think so too.

"No, it's okay, maybe you can wear it back after eating it, haha, ahhaha..."

Snow White's stepmother killed the princess with a poisoned apple.

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After the baptism of the storm the day before, it is conceivable that the mock exam on the second day was as tragic as Orleans, which was devastated by the hurricane.

"Ah~ it's over~" Chi Yinyin stretched lazily, "I'm very confident in this exam. Generally speaking, it's quite easy."

"Huh? Really..." I casually packed the stationery bag, "I think it's a dead end."

"...Because of that man?"

"..."

"If the existence of that guy will affect your studies, I will make him disappear." Yinyin said without changing his expression, a terrifying speech similar to that only mafia would say.

"Miss, is your father the boss of Pengo Lie or Miru Fiore's boss?"

"Stop telling me things I don't understand, you nerd." Yinyin packed her schoolbag and plunged into the crowd after school without looking back, "Hey, I'm serious, you'd better put yourself Get the grades right, or I'll kill your man!"

"Hey! What nonsense are you talking about in the public!" If other people heard it, it would be more wronged than Dou E, idiot Yinyin!

"Tch, just admit it." Yinyin suddenly turned back, leaned in front of me and joked in a voice that only two people could hear, "If you didn't like him, why did you work so hard for him? If you live together, be generous and don’t hide it.”

"Hey, you clearly know there's a reason for that!"

"Ah? I don't know why, and you have no obligation to help him."

"..." Am I too inarticulate?She didn't know how to refute this girl who confused everyone.

But one thing is certain.

It's unclear to what extent, but I like Sakata Gintoki.

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By the way, will someone name it Natural Volume ==