[Comprehensive] Natural Volume and Celestial Sister Paper

Follow me to chop left, chop right, a slow motion.

Slash right, chop left, replay in slow motion.

This wooden knife, give you happiness, have you fallen in love with me~

Yoho~ Simply and neatly get rid of the little bastards who are guarding the downstairs from behind, no matter whether you fall in love with me or not, girl, I am about to fall in love with myself.

But having said that, a group that can be completely wiped out by a former trash like me is really not going to be a big deal. Hey, is the future of the Oedo revolutionaries saved? =_,=

【Uncle Sasaki, my job is done. 】Finger clicked on the claw machine, watching the "sent" displayed on the screen, I leisurely listened to the gunshots not far outside the building, and leaned on the pillar in the darkness and yawned.

How can it be repaired, what time is it? Hey, whether it is the true selection team or the patrol team, hurry up and go home and sleep. I really want to wash for nothing and bury myself in the bed_(:з」∠)_

Just as I was lazily sitting in the corner half asleep, a sudden chill hit my head. "Ahhhhhhhhhh~~~~Kasang QAQ!!!" I sat up in shock as I was dying and rolled to the side, rubbing my head and looking at the large wall that crashed behind me with lingering fear, Zhang With her mouth closed, she stared at the paralyzed elder sister who might split me in half at any time.

"Enemy?" The paralyzed sister tilted her head, looking cute.

The white uniform of the patrol team... Sister Sister!This is one of our own, hey, don't hurt me by mistake! !

As if being automatically classified as an "enemy", the paralyzed sister's long knife slashed straight at the door without hesitation.Fortunately, my reflexes were not bad, and I rolled on the ground and barely escaped, leaving only a blood red line on my left cheek that was not too deep or not too shallow.

Fortunately, hello hello Σ(°△°|||)!Disfigured, disfigured, disfigured, what does it mean that Q疗Q was not injured by the punks but was disfigured by his own people!Uncle Sasaki, is this considered a work-related injury?Count it as a work-related injury!Please make it up to me!

"Hey, little girl." Seeing that the facial paralyzed sister was about to make up the knife, a godlike voice sounded behind the facial paralyzed sister, "Here, the opponent you want to find is me."

Looking at the source of the sound, oh... Okita-san, you are awesome!The ultimate showdown between Shaking S and Shaking S is about to begin!Wow, I'm so excited (﹃)! ! [You are so excited, hey =-=

The two Shaking S yelled at each other to pierce each other's ○○, and in front of the girl who was scrambling to avoid the rocks thrown by them, they started a life-and-death struggle with Shaking S's dignity.

Wait a minute, Okita-san, you and your facial paralyzed sister are so in love with each other, have you considered our Kagura-chan's feelings?

I wanted to sit quietly and drink tea and eat melon seeds to watch this ultimate S-shaking showdown that I have never seen before, but the destructive power of these two is too strong, and the people who eat melons in the front row will be affected and seriously injured if they are not careful. ...And, inexplicably, there is a feeling of being shown off.

Pat the dust off your body and retreat.

Humph, I'm going to play with my family A Yin╭(╯^╰)╮======================================== ==========

"..." I looked up at the blood moon with mixed feelings in my heart.

What should I do if my man and his gay friend show their affection? Urgent, very urgent, very urgent, extremely urgent, wait online.

I just returned to the top of the building after being shown an inexplicable face downstairs, nestled among the gangsters, watching Ah Yin in front of me and the deputy chief of the ghost who came after him, agreeing with each other and attacking the patrol team tacitly, Once again, he showed his face severely.

Ah ha ha... I have nothing to do here, right? [Manual goodbye, the phone vibrated at this time, I glanced at it with grief, and Uncle Sasaki’s email popped up: [I’m very sad, Yintan and Luo Jiang turned against me. 】Ah yes, I am also very sad, I have nothing to love, I really want to burn it, where is the Edo branch of my big FFF group =-=

But having said that, Ah Yin is still as handsome as ever [Idiot Face (﹃)

Just when I was splitting between being an idiot and a sad man, the back of the head was suddenly hit by something heavy, and it hurt terribly.The person went limp all of a sudden, and he could barely raise his eyes, and vaguely saw A Yin staring in my direction in horror, stretching out Erkang's hand as if shouting something.

A second before his eyes went dark, a bold and black "Shit" flashed across his mind.

Well, don't worry, Yin.After all, all kinds of unconsciousness have become a daily routine for me as a girl. Hey, someday when I have nothing to do, I want to count the number of times I lose consciousness =_,=

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I hugged Curly and basked in the sun on the bench in front of the house. The warm sunlight made me and the whole cat lazy.

Curly lay quietly on my lap, and I ran along its soft white curly hair, feeling quite good.

Suddenly, mayonnaise, a black cat with blue eyes from the house next door, walked past us in small steps, and stopped in front of us for a few seconds intentionally or unintentionally.Juanjuan smelled the scent of the same kind, lazily opened his dead fish eyes and glanced at Mayonnaise, who also stared at it affectionately.

The two cats looked at each other, and a love affair arose secretly.

Juanjuan jumped off my lap with a "meow", and lived a happy life with mayonnaise ever since.

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"Hmm... come back... you heartless... ah... ouch..." I tried to chase after him in grief and anger, and then my buttocks came into close contact with the ground, and an earth-shattering ping-pong-pong sound echoed around. , seems to have knocked over a lot of things.

When I woke up and sat up, and saw the messy medical equipment around me, I realized that I was about to go bankrupt.

Oh leak, this is definitely an accident, it's all Juanjuan's fault!

So why do you let a patient lie in the ward by himself? QAQ When Ah Yin returned to the ward after he had relieved himself, what he saw was the girl rubbing her butt in grief amidst the infusion tube medical equipment.

The corner of Ah Yin's mouth couldn't stop twitching several times.

"Hey, these accounts should be paid to those bastards of the Shinsengumi." He stopped the passing nurse.

Hey, is it really okay to pit mayonnaise like this? Juju!Aren't you the closest to each other? Juju!Could it be that a love and kill PLAY is being staged now? ! [You are enough, wake up from the brain hole dream, hey!

The little nurses passing by screamed and called the head nurse. The head nurse Obasan almost lost his glasses when he came over, and ordered the little nurses to clean up the mess in a trembling voice, and scolded us all over the place, making Ah Yin swear again and again. Bow down and apologize.

"What expression do you have, girl, do you want to eat me, Ah Yin?" After the ward recovered, Ah Yin supported me to lie down again.

No, just the thought of you bastard leaving me with that mayonnaise, and I'm very upset.

Seeing that I didn't respond, Ah Yin picked out his ears: "Hey, have you been in a coma for three days and lost your ability to speak? That's really bad. Ah Yin, I don't have that much money to treat you."

"What..." I was so shocked that my voice turned into a soprano, "Three, three days?!"

With the recovery ability that I am used to as a girl, shouldn't this small blow be completely OK after a day? !What's the matter, the plug-in expires and needs to be renewed? !

[You will gradually become weak until your body can no longer support it, and you will disappear. 】This sentence suddenly popped up in my mind, said by the "I" I met in the snow mountain a few days ago.

Ahhh, could it be... I am really at the end of my life_(:з」∠)_

"Yes, for three days, Ah Yin, I have been in and out of the bureau." Ah Yin peeled an apple and handed it to me.

Who is your fault for getting into this situation? Who told you to reveal your identity as the former barbarian Bai Yasha in front of so many policemen, pretending to be cool for a while... It must be your mayonnaise who broke the law for selfishness to be able to come out.

"Ah Yin... Let me ask you, what if I disappear someday."

Looking at the small apple that was not cut neatly in his hand, thinking of what that "I" said, a slight chill came from the bottom of my heart.

Sooner or later, I will disappear. Either I will be obliterated by this world, or I will return to the place where I should be.No matter what, I will disappear from Ah Yin forever.

So scared... Thinking of the pain of losing Ah Yin in the world ten years later, I'm really scared.

"What are you thinking?" There was a silence for a while, the apple in his hand was taken away by Ah Yin, and he gagged my mouth all at once.

"Ugh!" You hit my front teeth QAQ

"That kind of thing, Ah Yin, I won't let it happen." Ah Yin stretched out her warm and thick palm and stroked my hairy head, "I already... don't want to lose anyone anymore."

Ah... I feel like I'm going to melt.

This kind of satisfied happiness =▽=

Okay, just for this sentence, I forgive you Jujuan!

The author has something to say:

Hmm... no update for a month,

It's like this, the author Sang was cheated a month ago, and he was in a bad mood all the time, so he didn't have the mood to update the article at all.

Humph, I'm hot and cute, I can be both smacking and slapping, the bastard doesn't even want me Q爆Q It's a fucking dog Now it's transitioning from dark shadows to light shadows, resume and update, that's it.