[Old Nine Gates] Longevity

The author has something to say: The stupid author uses his own tragic experience to tell everyone:

1. Never eat grapes on an empty stomach at night and then drink milk

2. Girls must not take cold showers to catch cold

The stupid author committed both of the above two, and then went to the city hospital in the middle of the night with stomach pain, vomiting and diarrhea... I feel sorry for myself

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?????? Li Mingli got out of the sedan chair with the shy, beautiful bride on his back. The neighbors surrounded by the sedan chair all looked at the bride curiously.

The new sister-in-law is the eldest daughter of Mrs. Lu's natal family. She is a beautiful girl who can tie small animals with a dexterous hand.

The last time Mingyue met her, Miss Lu with her big braids gave her a lovely bamboo dragonfly.

The beautiful sister she likes has now become her sister-in-law, which really makes Mingyue very happy.

Carrying the daughter-in-law back into the house, Mrs. Lu was wearing new clothes and looked at the newlyweds with a smile.

"The couple eat sweet soup together." Mr. Qi served a bowl of boiled red dates and longan eggs after finishing speaking.

The new sister-in-law picked up the bowl, blew carefully, scooped it up with a spoon, and handed it to elder brother Li Mingli's mouth.The new sister-in-law is not short but she looks very petite standing in front of Li Mingli.

The new daughter-in-law, who was wearing a wedding dress, just reached the groom's chest, and the blush on her face had not yet dissipated, she raised her head and looked at her husband.

The spoon was still near the groom's mouth, and she noticed that the dark-skinned man in front of her was blushing, and his whole body was straight and not at all stable as before.

The bride burst out laughing, a small pear dimple looming: "Open your mouth, eat sweet soup." The bride's sweet voice with a smile brought Li Mingli back to his sanity. He opened his mouth and swallowed the bride's food. sweet soup.

The longan is very sweet and the soup is a bit hot.

When Miss Lu saw that he drank the sweet soup, she scooped up a spoonful herself. Just as she was about to drink a big hand, she attached the spoon to her hand and took the spoon up to imitate her and blew carefully.

Then the groom official explained without blushing, "The sweet soup is a bit hot, I'll blow it up for you."

Although the two are already married, the fact that her husband holds her hand tightly makes the bride extremely shy.

The bride looked at the man opposite her who was about to spend her whole life with her and took a sip of the sweet soup. It was really sweet, sweet to the bottom of her heart.

"Pray to heaven and earth!" Since then, the red thread has drawn heaven and earth to prove that the two have formed a good relationship.

"Second worship to Gaotang!" Shanmeng pledged to each other that Gaotang will live up to Qing Acacia in this life.

"Husband and wife worship each other!"

Hi today, the red rope is fixed, and it is a perfect match.

Bu Ta Nian grows together forever, Gui Fu Lan Xin.

Taking the heaven and the earth as evidence, the husband and wife are married today.

The originally cumbersome process of getting married is completely simplified here, even if the ceremony is completed, the two are officially married.

After this ceremony, it is also officially opened.A bowl of hot and sweet red dates and longan eggs will be served as soon as the stomach is eaten. There are four hot-fried and two cold-mixed six large bowls, including fish, meat, vegetables and wine.

All the people who came were relatives and friends from the neighborhood, and there were exactly five tables in the small yard.There was one table for relatives from Mrs. Lu's natal family, three tables for neighbors who came to help, one table for Li's family, and one table for distinguished guests.

But the table of distinguished guests was a bit awkward: Aunt Liu, Lin Feng, Mr. Qi, Huo Qiu.The guests sitting at this table were really a little embarrassed, and no one spoke on the table for a while.

Fortunately, Mr. Qi deserved the title of "iron mouth", and the atmosphere at the table was completely lively with just one mouth.

At the table of the Li family, there were Mingyue, eldest brother Li Mingri, sister-in-law Lu Feng, second brother Li Mingri, and Mr. Cheng who sat next to the second brother to Mingyue's incomprehension.

Eldest brother Li Mingli looked at Mr. Cheng sitting next to his second brother and smiled inexplicably. Mingyue, who was sitting opposite Mr. Cheng, blinked puzzled while eating the wedding candy.

The elder brother had a smile on his face; the sister-in-law was also smiling; the second elder brother buried his head in eating and did not look at Mr. Cheng beside him;

This fish was caught by the eldest brother and the second brother in the river beach. It is extremely fresh and has few thorns.Mingyue concentrates on eating fish without distraction, and doesn't think about other things anymore.

Everyone had almost eaten, and the eldest brother and sister-in-law also stood up and toasted each table in order.

The second elder brother Li Mingri gave Mingyue a wink, and Mingyue sneaked out like a little mouse.

She is going to complete the task assigned to her by her second brother and Mrs. Lu: to decorate the new house.

Pushing open the door and entering the master bedroom with the word "囍", Mingyue walked to the bed with her things.Lifting off the newly made quilt embroidered with mandarin ducks, Mingyue scattered all the things Mrs. Lu had prepared on the bed.

Red dates, peanuts, longan, melon seeds, and chestnuts fell on the bed with a clatter. Mingyue spread all the things on the bed and remembered Mrs. Lu's words. She took off her shoes and socks and rolled twice on the big bed.

It was really uncomfortable to roll on this big bed covered with things, and it was so uncomfortable.Mingyue bared her teeth and was about to get up from the bed when she heard familiar laughter from the room.

Mingyue got up from the bed with a groan, her face flushed like a plum in August

"Mingyue, what are you doing?" It was Lin Feng with a flushed face who came.

He obviously drank some wine outside, and he walked crookedly, leaning on the pillar and staring at the little girl on the bed with a funny face.

Mingyue hurriedly put on her shoes and got down from the couple's bed. She stroked her hair and explained, "Ms. Lu said: It's good for the eldest brother and sister-in-law when a child rolls on the couple's bed, so I rolled on it. .”

Mingyue explained very seriously, but at the moment Lin Feng had drunk too much and was already a little top-heavy.In order to protect his throat, he seldom touches spicy food when he sings, and he seldom touches alcohol.

Today, I was bullied by that guy Huo Qiu, and drank two more glasses of Li Mingli's toast.Now the whole person feels erratic.

Burning the knife was so vigorous that Lin Feng felt that the little girl in front of him had double shadows.

"Mingyue, take me to have a rest, okay? Brother is a little dizzy." Seeing Lin Feng's embarrassment, Mingyue nodded, and Mingyue, who couldn't sleep in the newcomer's room regularly, half helped and half pushed Lin Feng to the second brother's bed.

Lin Feng's sleeping posture is very good, and his hands are placed neatly on his chest.

There was still a smile on his face and he didn't know what kind of dream he was sitting on, his blushing cheeks seemed to be smeared with rouge, so he looked more like a girl.

"Brother, brother?" Mingyue yelled twice but did not see any response from Lin Feng. She carefully stretched out her hand and poked his cheek. Seeing that Lin Feng hadn't responded yet, Mingyue stretched out her sinful little hand and squeezed it. his cheeks.

She stood beside Lin Feng's bed and looked at Lin Feng who was sleeping soundly like the Sleeping Beauty in the western fairy tale Mr. Cheng told her. Mingyue slowly approached...

Before Mingyue had time to do anything, she was startled by the voices around her.

"Mingyue, come and help me." She turned her head and saw that Mr. Cheng was walking into the house with his drunken second brother in his arms.

Mr. Cheng is three years older than his second brother, but he is much shorter than his second brother. The drunk and unconscious second brother put his whole body on Mr. Cheng's body and almost crushed the petite girl.

Mingyue hurried up to help, and worked with Mr. Cheng to move the second brother to the bed next to Lin Feng. Mingyue felt that she was trying to suck.Why is this second brother so heavy!

"Mingyue, go take a bowl of red dates and longan soup. After drinking so much wine on an empty stomach, you will definitely feel sick when you wake up." Mr. Cheng skillfully took off Li Mingri's coat and wiped his face with a towel.

Hearing Mr. Cheng's words, Mingyue hurriedly went to the kitchen to fill up two bowls of sweet soup. She came in with the sweet soup just in time to see Mr. Cheng taking off Li Mingri's shoes and socks and fanning the second brother who was not sleeping well.

Mingyue felt that she had smashed something she shouldn't have seen, and also felt that the originally cool room was heating up, so she put the sweet soup on the chair and went out.

The people outside the house were almost drunk: Mr. Qi was already lying on the table holding a small flagon; the three aunts and six wives who came to help were eating and chatting about gossip; What can only see the new sister-in-law bowed her head shyly.

And the eldest brother was holding a bowl to drink with Huo Qiu, the two of them were already enjoying themselves after drinking, and they were hooking their shoulders and they didn't know what they were talking about.

Mingyue looked at the noisy scene in the yard with some doubts, where is Aunt Liu?

She scanned the yard again and saw that there was still no Aunt Liu, so she went out to look for her in Aunt Liu's yard.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard Aunt Liu's voice singing: "Weakness doesn't necessarily mean that infatuation will be extinct, but let me steal the secrets and ask in my dreams..."

Like resentment like admiration, like weeping like complaining, the libretto was sung from Aunt Liu's mouth, and Mingyue's ears actually made her feel a little bit melancholy.

Aunt Liu sang and sang in a softer voice, like a murmur that was hard to hear.

Mingyue saw Aunt Liu through the window, wearing a beautiful cheongsam and holding a ready-made dress, singing an opera. Two lines of tears flowed from her eyes, but she still had a smile on her face.

Seeing Aunt Liu's appearance, Mingyue burst into tears, and she sat on the ground leaning against the wall, tears falling down uncontrollably.

Today is my brother's big day, Aunt Liu's song is so sad that she can't stop crying.

Huo Qiu, who was drinking with the groom Li Mingli, also heard Aunt Liu's voice. He held the wine bowl and glanced at the direction of Aunt Liu's yard with a gloomy expression, feeling extremely bitter in his heart, and he drank the wine in the bowl boldly.

The burning knife burned his internal organs like a ball of fire, and even ignited a fire in his heart. His eyes were so red that even their eye sockets were moist.

Wiping his eyes concealingly, Huo Qiu raised the bowl to the bridegroom again, drunk to relieve his worries, drink!