I'm Not Human

Gu Huai finally explained to his Zergs what it means to "pick the stars and pick the moon". He used a spiritual link to tell the Zergs that this was just an abstract metaphor, and he didn't really want to compare the stars and the moon. Take it off.

When Gu Huai just explained this way, the Zerg around him still seemed not to be convinced immediately.

"Your Majesty, don't you want the stars and the moon?" The chief of staff asked again as if confirming.

"Chirp." The black cub on the blanket raised its head and chirped. Those round golden eyes made the chief of staff finally unable to hold his expression, and couldn't help taking a step back.

After stabilizing his body, the chief of staff adjusted his glasses: "This subordinate understands."

Since the king said that picking the stars and picking the moon is not what they thought, and they don't want it, then they don't want to pick it.

On Levin's side, Shen Mu and Hamer, who had finally returned to the human side, were also called by Admiral Shen to the study for a detailed interrogation.

In view of the fact that the two returned without warning, and the rebel riot happened later, Admiral Shen didn't have time to ask the two about their experiences during this period.

Tomorrow they will set off to return to the Earth Federation, and before going back, they still have to ask clearly about the things that should be asked.

After calling the two of them into the study, Admiral Shen saw that the two young generals, who could be said to have grown up under his watch, stood still like iron pestles. He pointed to the two chairs opposite and said: "Why are you standing around, sit down."

I don't dare to sit...

Shen Mu and Hammer looked at each other, each saw a guilty conscience in the other's eyes, and sat down stiffly.

Knowing that they will definitely be questioned sooner or later, and questioning is the time of death, the two have been trying to be optimistic, but now this matter cannot be escaped.

When the two sat down opposite each other, the already quite old Admiral Shen knocked on the table and asked, "What's the matter with you two? What happened to the fleet after it encountered the star robbers? A guest?"

Both Shen Mu and Hamer closed their eyes, and for a moment neither of them dared to speak. Finally, Hamer stammered, "Um...uncle, this matter is a long story, and the process is very, very complicated..."

Admiral Shen frowned, and interrupted: "Then you can focus on the key points. You two have been in the military headquarters for so long, why can't you fight the report? Do you still need me to teach you?"

Isn't this afraid that if you say it, you will die on the spot?

Hammer thought painfully in his heart, and after a long silence, he said with difficulty: "Our fleet encountered star thieves, and then the two of us were captured by star thieves, and then these star thieves ran into Zerg's You Pulling the battleship group, the result was of course wiped out by the Zerg... The Zerg took the two of us back to Star Tusser and locked them in the house, but it did save us."

"And then?" Admiral Shen asked.

"Then..." Hamer swallowed, and continued with his heart shaking, "then there was a little misunderstanding, Shen Mu and I escaped from prison, thinking of finding a chance to escape back to the Earth Federation, but in that prison escape During the process, we ran into His Majesty the Zerg by chance..."

Admiral Shen's expression changed slightly, and he suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart: "Continue talking."

Hamer thought about the glorious deeds of the two of them, and he couldn't continue. At this time, Shen Mu, who had been silent by the side, took over the conversation: "Due to the misleading appearance, we mistook the Zerg Majesty for a human being." Compatriots, so we took him and fled from Tusser to other planets."

As soon as Shen Mu finished speaking, there was a loud "bang" in the study, and the table between the two of them and Admiral Shen was directly smashed by the latter's punch.

Back then, when Admiral Shen was young, his nickname in the military was "Iron Fist", and he had a very violent temper.

Hammer looked at the shattered table in front of him, and his body couldn't help shaking, feeling as if Admiral Shen's punch had hit them both.

Hammer was trembling: "Uncle, Uncle, please calm down, you must calm down—"

"Calm down!" People have been cultivating themselves for many years when they are old, but now Admiral Shen is suddenly aroused by the violent temper of the past. He pointed at the two young people opposite him, "Do you know how to do it yourself? What?! Prison escape abducted the king of the Zerg to another planet, no wonder the Zerg suddenly overwhelmed the earth and asked us to return the humans, so it was the trouble of you two!"

"The Zergs almost fought with us that day. If there was a fight, the two of you would be the sinners who started the war. In the future, you will be criticized in history textbooks!!" Admiral Shen became more and more angry as he spoke, brow The blue veins are jumping up, and now they are throbbing.

Since entering the new era, although there have been minor frictions between humans and Zerg, major wars have ceased to occur.

People living in a peaceful age now would not want to go through war again, and this hard-won stable situation was easily broken by the two people in front of him.

"If it wasn't for me that you met on this planet, if it wasn't for one of you being my own son and the other being the son of a good friend of mine... After you return to Earth, I will personally send you to the Federal Military Court." Shen The admiral glared at the two, "Do you two bastards know?!"

Hammer nodded quickly and continuously: "I know, you know, calm down, don't get angry and ruin your body."

Admiral Shen: "What else did you two do, tell me everything quickly!"

"No, no, really no more." Hamer looked serious and sincere.

Admiral Shen was calming down his anger, and the matter was almost like this, but by coincidence, at this moment, Hamer received a communication from Tusser.

This communication was sent by Gu Huai.

"Uh..." Glancing at Admiral Shen, Hammer suddenly hesitated to answer the communication in front of the other party.

Admiral Shen said in a deep voice: "Pick it up, you pick it up here."

The elders had already spoken, so Hamer could not obey, so he had to accept the communication on the spot.

On Tusser Star, Gu Huai returned to his room on the grounds that he was sleepy and wanted to sleep, avoiding the communication sent to Hamer by most of the Zerg in his family.

After the communication was connected, Gu Huai sent this text to the other party——

[It is inconvenient for me to speak in my current state, so I can only convey it in words. 】

The black fluffy cub nestled on the bed stared at the communication image with its golden vertical pupils, and used its ability to input text.

"Okay." Hammer nodded quickly when he saw the message sent.

[Actually, it’s nothing serious, I just want to remind you that if any Zerg asks you any questions in the future, you’d better be more straightforward when answering, and don’t use too many embellishments to describe… Especially if you use metaphors, They are likely to be mistaken. 】

"Ah?" Hamer still hadn't come to his senses, he didn't know why Gu Huai said this to him suddenly.

[Like what you told them this time, "picking the stars and picking the moon", they misunderstood it, thinking that it was for them to occupy the planet, and told me that it would take a little time to pick the moon.I say that, you should understand what I mean? 】

The purpose of Gu Huai sending this communication is to remind the two of them about the cultural differences between their races, so as to avoid accidental accidents in the future, which would be a big mistake.

As soon as the last paragraph was received, Hammer's body stiffened, and he didn't dare to turn his eyes to see Admiral Shen's expression now.

Oh...they almost sent the Zerg over to take over the Moon, almost made this moon of their Earth a Zerg target.

After answering the call and ending the communication, Shen Mu and Hammer stood still and did not dare to move. They already felt the sight of death coming from the opposite side.

This sight can almost shoot a hole through both of their bodies, just enough for the two to be skewered together.

"Both of you, get out now and run ten laps around Star Levin, if you don't finish the run, you don't want to go back to Earth—!!" Admiral Shen roared.

Shen Mu and Ha Mo didn't dare to stay, they hurried out for a run, not even daring to refute a word.

Running around the planet ten times is simply not something normal people can accomplish, but now is the time for them to talk back.

After being cheated several times, Gu Huai finally unintentionally cheated on two human generals again this time. At the moment of ending the communication, Gu Huai felt that he was being rubbed lightly by Alves.

The round cub with a small silver-gray tail rubbed against the black cub who was leaning against it, and then the small metallic tail lifted up slightly.

Gu Huai discovered that after he changed back to the cub form, Alves, who also returned to the cub form, liked to stick close to him, and would rub against him from time to time.

Alves seemed to want to do something, but he didn't do it for a long time, but when Gu Huai also responded by rubbing him, he would show a happy look.

It's the same this time.

Gu Huai could feel the direct liking from such an intimate light rub, and Gu Huai planned to respond more clearly, so his back rub this time was stronger than before.

"Chirp." The golden vertical eyes that looked like glass balls looked particularly beautiful, and the black cub on the bedding turned sideways, this time rubbing against the cub with a pair of small wings more forcefully.

After receiving such a clear response, Alves, who originally raised his little tail slightly, suddenly opened his shallow golden vertical pupils, and the little wings on his back unconsciously moved.

It was also because of this response that Alves finally decided to do what he wanted to do.

A bunch of upturned hairs on the head of the cub next to him was reflected in the light golden vertical pupils, staring at the bunch of upturned hairs, Alves slightly moved the small silver-gray tail behind him.

In the next second, the cub with a small silver-gray tail bullied it, stretched out its tongue, and licked the disobedient fluff on the head of the black cub next to it.

Licking the fur of another cub, that is, combing the hair, is something of special significance in the Zerg——

It's a simple expression of affection.

Because I really like it, I will take the initiative to do it.