Non-Human Seeking Re-employment

The bread was freshly baked and fluffy like a cloud.

Shen Dongqing was holding the bread, and after eating and drinking enough, she took the small basket and set off on the road again.

Halfway through the walk, Shen Dongqing suddenly remembered that according to human customs, it is polite to bring some gifts when visiting.

He glanced at the empty little basket.

It was all eaten up, what should I do?

Shen Dongqing was a little distressed.

Just then, a ferocious wolf fell from the sky.

The big bad wolf was two meters tall, with sharp claws, and the corners of its mouth grinned, revealing fangs covered with meat residue.

"So it's Little Red Riding Hood." The wolf stroked the fur on his face and walked over slowly, "Hi, Little Red Riding Hood."

The big bad wolf recalled the last little red riding hood he ate, his Adam's apple rolled and he let out a "gudong".He was afraid of scaring Little Red Riding Hood, so he quickly covered it up: "Haha, I was too full just now..."

While talking, the wolf looked at Little Red Riding Hood.

This time Little Red Riding Hood was not afraid, and even looked at him excitedly.

Shen Dongqing glanced at the small basket, and began to worry: It seems that the small basket can't hold such a big game.

The big bad wolf felt that Little Red Riding Hood looked at him a little strangely, but compared the two people's bodies with his eyes, he immediately ignored the question and began to recite his lines.

"Little Red Riding Hood, where are you going?"

Shen Dongqing felt that she had perfectly integrated into the role of "Little Red Riding Hood": "Go to grandma's house."

Big Bad Wolf: "Oh, I know, that's a nice old lady, why don't I come and visit with you?"

Shen Dongqing pursed her lips and smiled, a small dimple appeared on her cheek: "Okay."

For some reason, the big bad wolf felt that his back was a little cold. He stretched out his paws and touched his arm, and grinned when he thought of the upcoming feast.

One man, one wolf, each with their own thoughts, walked on the small road in the country.

Halfway through, the wolf suddenly said: "Little Red Riding Hood, look at how bright the flowers here are, why don't you pick some and give them to your grandma."

In fact, the wolf wants to devour Little Red Riding Hood now, but every doll must follow the script, otherwise their master will be angry.

The big bad wolf can only hold back the bloodthirsty desire and go to the plot first.

But Shen Dongqing didn't follow the script: "No need, I brought another gift."

The big bad wolf subconsciously glanced at the basket that Little Red Riding Hood was carrying.

But it was empty inside.

The big bad wolf raised a question.

What gift did Little Red Riding Hood bring?

But this question seemed insignificant, and the big bad wolf quickly ignored it.

Since Little Red Riding Hood didn't want to live longer, the wolf didn't force it, and continued to walk along the path.

After walking for about 2 minutes, the trees gradually became thinner, and a lonely log cabin could be seen standing at the end.

The wooden house is a bit dilapidated, and an old stench can be faintly smelled from inside. The fence at the door has faded, leaving only rotten wood.

Shen Dongqing reached out and pushed open the fence, and suddenly caught a glimpse of a pool of dark brown blood on the ground from the corner of her eye.

The fence was pushed open with difficulty, making a harsh sound.

The sky suddenly darkened, covered with dark clouds, and two bolts of lightning flashed.

Behind him, the big bad wolf finally tore off the camouflage, revealing his true colors, a bright light flashed, and sharp rays of light shone on the teeth and claws.

But the poor Little Red Riding Hood didn't know anything, the soft and white back of his neck was displayed in front of him defenselessly, he didn't know that he was about to become a lamb to be slaughtered...

The big bad wolf let out a weird laugh.

Shen Dongqing turned around and asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?"

The big bad wolf's laughter stopped abruptly, and he pounced on it, raising his paws high, trying to tear Little Red Riding Hood in front of him.

Run, run, scream...

But unlike other Little Red Riding Hoods, this time Little Red Riding Hood neither ran nor frightened, but...raised her legs.

What is he lifting his leg for?

A question popped up in Big Bad Wolf's mind.

Then the wolf saw the crimson plaid skirt that Little Red Riding Hood was wearing lifted up, revealing a straight thigh, and then...he was kicked out.

The big bad wolf fell to the ground, hit his head on the ground, and was dizzy.

Before he had time to make a comeback, Little Red Riding Hood picked up a stone and smashed it down hard.

The big bad wolf rolled his eyes and passed out.

Shen Dongqing stood up, picked up the two-meter-high big bad wolf with one hand, and walked towards the cabin.

"Want to help? Little Red Riding Hood." A familiar voice sounded.

Shen Dongqing turned her head.

A figure stood in the woods and walked over from a distance.

Zhou Wenyan also changed his attire. He was wearing long cowhide boots, wrapping his strong and slender legs, and a half-worn cape hung on his shoulders, covering the shotgun at his waist.

He is a hunter.

Shen Dongqing was a little angry: "Why do I always wear skirts?"

Zhou Wenyan pulled the brim of his hat, and glanced at those white and straight legs: "Maybe a skirt suits you better."

He kind of likes this puppet show.

Shen Dongqing puffed her cheeks: "I don't like it."

Zhou Wenyan laughed and said, "I like it."

Shen Dongqing immediately lifted up her skirt: "Then I'll wear it for you."

Zhou Wenyan firmly pressed the hem of his skirt, stopping his overly heroic behavior: "No need."

Shen Dongqing muttered, "You clearly said you liked it."

Zhou Wenyan: ...

He likes little Holly in a skirt, not a skirt.

Seeing that Shen Dongqing was still struggling with the skirt, Zhou Wenyan changed the subject: "Let's go inside and have a look."

Shen Dongqing dragged the game into the cabin.

The wooden house was dilapidated, and the wooden floor made a creaking sound when you stepped on it, as if it was about to break in the next second.

Obviously, it is not suitable for living here, let alone Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother.

Shen Dongqing left the big bad wolf with some disappointment: "I wanted to BBQ with grandma."

After all, he has been dead for so long, and he doesn't even have any relatives. If there is a grandma, he would be happy to invite her to BBQ.

Zhou Wenyan walked around the cabin.

I didn't find Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother, only a pile of red cloaks in the corner.

One, two, three... ten red cloaks piled up into a hill, stained with brown blood, and exuding a stench.

Shen Dongqing: "So many Little Red Riding Hoods?"

Zhou Wenyan touched his chin: "It seems that you can't pass the level after the whole performance."

According to the story of Little Red Riding Hood, the plot is that Little Red Riding Hood and grandmother were eaten by a werewolf, and then the hunter cut open the stomach of the werewolf and rescued Little Red Riding Hood and grandmother.

But from these blood-stained cloaks, it can be seen that being eaten by werewolves can still come out alive, which can only be done in fairy tales.

Those "Little Red Riding Hood" who believe in fairy tales are probably digested by the stomach of the big bad wolf.

Shen Dongqing's focus was not on clearing the level, but pointed to the big bad wolf and said, "Why don't we eat him first, it looks delicious."

Zhou Wenyan said helplessly, "You can't eat it, he's a puppet."

Shen Dongqing looked very regretful: "I can't eat it..."

The unconscious werewolf didn't know he had escaped.

Zhou Wenyan coaxed: "After we go out, we can attend the tea party. There must be something delicious."

Only then did Shen Dongqing let go of the idea of ​​turning the big bad wolf into a wolf skewer.

With the plot of Little Red Riding Hood unable to continue, Shen Dongqing and Zhou Wenyan had no choice but to leave the cabin first.

It may be because of being in a fairy tale world, the sky was still covered with dark clouds just now, but now it is sunny and white clouds, and the change is not abrupt at all.

Shen Dongqing took his small basket, shook it in his hand, and said, "Let's go back to the city to buy two breads, they are delicious."

Walking along the gravel path in the forest, turning a corner, a hunchbacked old woman in a cloak suddenly appeared in front of her, with a basket of apples in her arms.

Shen Dongqing looked at the big and round apple, and immediately transferred her love from the bread to the apple, and stopped the person decisively: "Are you selling the apple?"

The old woman was obviously taken aback for a moment, and then replied bluntly: "Not for sale."

After finishing speaking, she quickly jumped into the forest.

Zhou Wenyan: "Follow and have a look."

Shen Dongqing murmured: "I want to eat apples."

The two followed the old woman.

The old woman didn't notice the two tails behind her, she lowered her head and walked hard into the woods, she didn't stop until she saw a small wooden house.

In front of the cabin stood a beautiful girl.

Her skin was as white as snow, her hair was as black as coal, and her lips were as red as blood.

The old woman slowed down and let out a strange laugh: "Snow White..."

Zhou Wenyan said: "She is a player."

The old woman walked forward slowly, picked up the top apple, and yelled: "Apple, a crisp and sweet apple, beautiful girl, would you like an apple?"

Snow White, played by the player, naturally knows that apples are poisonous, but in order to continue the puppet show, she still walks up and asks, "How do you sell apples?"

The old woman said: "This is the first time I met such a beautiful girl, this apple is for you..."

Before she finished speaking, the old woman trembled and fell limply. The apple she held in her hand fell off and rolled to Snow White's feet.

Zhou Wenyan stopped the old woman from selling dangerous and poisonous apples, picked up the apples in the basket, and handed them to Shen Dongqing.

Snow White immediately recognized the identities of the two people in front of her as Little Red Riding Hood and the Hunter. She looked shocked: "Why did you come here? We are not in the same script at all!"

Shen Dongqing took a bite of the apple, and said casually, "Well...our plot is over."

Snow White asked suspiciously: "Shouldn't you go out after it's over?"

Shen Dongqing: "I don't know."

Snow White felt that the two people were a little strange, so she bent down and picked up the apple that fell on the ground.

Zhou Wenyan put his arms around his shoulders and said flatly, "A piece of advice, don't eat this poisonous apple."

Snow White holds a poisoned apple: "How can we continue acting if we don't eat it?"

Zhou Wenyan shrugged: "Please feel free."

Snow White was a little hesitant, she guessed: "Is it because you didn't perform the plot that Susie is satisfied with?"

According to Susie, only a puppet show that satisfies her can complete the clearance.

And these two bosses... Judging from their performance in the death roulette, they knew that they would not follow the script, so they didn't pass the level after the plot ended.

Zhou Wenyan raised his eyebrows: "Satisfied?"

He didn't say anything more.

After all, the "Little Red Riding Hood" who once wanted to perform Susie's satisfactory plot has already reached the mouth of the werewolf. Since this Snow White will not listen to persuasion, there is no way.

Snow White decided to eat the poisoned apple anyway.

After all, according to the plot, she will be put into a crystal coffin, and then woke up by the prince's kiss to live a happy life.

All in all, there is no danger of life, after all, fairy tales don't kill people.

Snow White took the poisoned apple and took a bite carefully.

thump—

The poisonous apple with a missing mouth fell to the ground again.

The onset of toxicity was rapid.

Snow White held her throat with both hands, her whole face was bruised and purple, and there was a "cluck" sound from her throat.

She realized that poisonous apples can really poison people to death, but she realized it too late.

After struggling for a while, Snow White lost her breath and fell to the ground.

As soon as Snow White fell, the seven dwarfs jumped out from nowhere. They dragged a crystal coffin, put Snow White in it, and pulled the coffin out while singing.

Crystal coffins are placed on the hillside.

The seven dwarfs sang and danced around the crystal coffin, and then dispersed when they were done.

Then, just like rushing to the market, a prince came from a distance on a horse, followed by a large group of faceless attendants.

When he saw Snow White in the crystal coffin, he stopped immediately and sighed: "What a beautiful girl. Her skin is like snow, her lips are like blood, and her hair is like night. More importantly, she is dead. Ah , how perfect."

The prince looked at Snow White with fascinated eyes, walked around the crystal coffin, bent down to kiss the dead white lips through the coffin board.

As soon as he bent down, before he touched the crystal coffin, he saw two people sitting behind the crystal coffin eating apples.

Shen Dongqing threw away the apple core in her hand, and said hello: "Hi!"

The prince did not expect that there were other people present, and said in panic: "The attendant—"

Before the sound came out, he was knocked unconscious by Shen Dongqing.

Shen Dongqing said: "His clothes are pretty, I want to change."

While speaking, he took off the prince's clothes and put them on himself.

Lying there naked, the prince could see a gap in his joints.

This is not a player, but a puppet.

Shen Dongqing finally took off Little Red Riding Hood's skirt and successfully put on the pants.

He tidied up his cumbersome coat and shirt, looked at a group of guards in the distance, and asked Zhou Wenyan, "How about changing for you too?"

Zhou Wenyan knocked on the crystal coffin: "No, I'm thinking about one thing..."

The group of guards seemed to have noticed the movement here, and walked over.

But they didn't see the prince who was stripped naked on the ground, but they saluted Shen Dongqing: "Your Highness."

It seems that whatever clothes you wear will be recognized as your identity.

Shen Dongqing: "Huh?"

Zhou Wenyan pressed his shoulder: "It seems that your identity has changed from Little Red Riding Hood to a prince."

He turned his head sideways, with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Why don't we make a big one."

They followed the guards back to the castle and took Snow White's crystal coffin with them.

Obviously, if the players die in this puppet show, they are really dead, and it is impossible to come back from the dead like a fairy tale.

The player playing Snow White lay quietly in a crystal coffin, and was sent into the basement of the castle by the prince's servants.

Shen Dongqing followed curiously and took a look.

The basement wasn't very big, but it was filled with crystal coffins.

The "Snow Whites" lying inside were male, female, old, and young, and they put their hands on their chests in unison, with peaceful faces, waiting for the prince to kiss them awake.

However, the prince they were looking forward to was a necrophilia who only liked dead corpses rather than living princesses.

These are players.

Pale faces were facing the door.

If other people saw it, they would be shocked, but Shen Dongqing remained unmoved and even wanted another apple.

Hungry, he exited the basement.

Just when the servant brought over a sumptuous dinner, Shen Dongqing immediately forgot that there was a player corpse in the basement below, and began to taste the delicious food.

Halfway through the meal, someone knocked on the door.

Shen Dongqing was competing with the steak on the plate, so she didn't have time to pay attention to the knock on the door.

The people outside the door did not dare to trespass into His Royal Highness's bedroom, so they could only stand outside and shout: "Your Highness, the wedding is about to begin, please come out quickly."

Shen Dongqing bit her fork: "A wedding?"

Zhou Wenyan: "Go out and have a look."

Shen Dongqing became serious: "Wait."

Zhou Wenyan looked over.

Shen Dongqing quickly inserted the steak and said inarticulately, "Wait until I finish eating this piece."

Because of the wedding, the whole castle looked beaming.

Shen Dongqing changed the identity of a prince and walked around the castle with Zhou Wenyan, but it didn't arouse the suspicion of any of the guards.

After walking around, he found that the wedding ceremony was not held by Shen Dongqing, but by another prince. He was caught in a storm while on a boat and was rescued by a princess from a neighboring country, so he decided to offer his life-saving grace to him. , to marry the savior.

Zhou Wenyan: "This is the plot of "The Little Mermaid"."

After the voice fell, a girl walked out from the corner of the corridor.

She walked carefully, as if every step fell on the tip of a knife.

Shen Dongqing licked the sauce on the corner of her mouth: "I've never heard of it."

He didn't quite understand these fairy tales.

Zhou Wenyan said: "The process is not important, anyway, the Little Mermaid turned into bubbles and died in the end."

And this little mermaid, at first glance, is played by a player.

She raised her head and looked at the two big men.

The Little Mermaid's IQ was obviously higher than that of Snow White, so she immediately asked the two bosses for help: "I don't want to continue acting!"

In other people's fairy tales, you may be able to resurrect from the dead, but in the case of The Little Mermaid, it turns into foam and obtains an immortal soul.

She didn't believe that this stupid game would give her eternal life!

The little mermaid scolded the game.

Zhou Wenyan nodded in agreement: "I think so too."

The little mermaid looked at the boss expectantly: "Then what should we do?"

Zhou Wenyan said: "It is impossible to perform a puppet show that Su Xi is satisfied with."

Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many players who died according to the plot.

He paused and said, "So..."

Shen Dongqing: It's time for the riddle guessing session that he dislikes the most.

Seeing Shen Dongqing's frowning expression, Zhou Wenyan chuckled, "So let's just dismantle all the dolls."

Shen Dongqing suddenly became energetic, this is what he is good at!

He rolled up his sleeves and asked enthusiastically, "How do you take it apart?"

Zhou Wenyan stretched out his hand and pointed: "Start with that one."

Shen Dongqing looked over, and at the end of the corridor was a balcony, inside which stood a doll with blond hair and blue eyes, one could tell by his attire that he was an important person.

The Little Mermaid didn't expect the two bosses to be so violent, and asked tremblingly, "Is this okay? Don't you need to decrypt it?"

Zhou Wenyan said lazily: "Decryption is too much trouble."

He seemed to be infected by Shen Dongqing, and he definitely didn't want to use his IQ for things that could be solved easily.

"Susie said that she didn't have many puppets, and there wasn't enough to hold a puppet show, so players had to participate in it. It is very likely that she doesn't need to perform a puppet show that she is satisfied with. Once the puppets and players are less than a certain If the number is reduced, the puppet show will be forced to stop."

"Dolls and players, I think it is less psychologically burdensome to dismantle the dolls."

Snapped--

Shen Dongqing slammed the doll into the balcony fence, making a crisp sound.