[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

Sherlock looked at Irene, probably deliberately acting indifferent to the phone to increase credibility.

"This case was originally taken over by her. I have no interest in the deal between her and McCoff."

Barala: I don't know who was still thinking about the password while eating.

After this explanation and Barala's pretentious dialogue, Irene seemed to believe it.But she didn't show any eagerness, but looked around the living room, and said in a calm tone: "What about her? Where did she go?"

Sherlock leaned on the sofa, his back still straight.

Sherlock: "She's in my ear."

Erin: ...

Barala: ...

John twitched the corner of his mouth to smooth things over: "Your jokes are not funny at all."

This truth sounds like a cold joke to anyone.Eileen certainly didn't believe it.I just feel that the content of Sherlock's cold joke is a bit... Irene: "Hehe, you are really interesting."

Barala translated again: "She's talking about an idiot, don't you dare to be humorous!"

Sherlock: ...

But the woman Sherlock can use to joke, with a woman's sensitive intuition, Irene always feels that this Barala has a different position in his heart.

Thinking of this, she simply raised her legs, leaned on the sofa and talked relaxedly: "Do you like her?"

like?

John stared silently into Sherlock's... ear.

It would be nice to have a telescope.In this way, you can see whether there is a shy expression on Barala's face.thought John.

Like it?Hearing Irene Adler's sudden inquiry.A momentary answer flashed through Sherlock's mind, but he vetoed it.His expression didn't change at all, his eyes didn't blink, and he asked instead: "Do you like me?"

Barala: ...

Did she suddenly become the green tea girl in the love triangle at this time?

Barala, who had temporarily lost her ability to speak after Irene's affirmative love just now, put down her hand that was unconsciously covering the girl's heart, and muttered boringly: "Are you stupid! How can you ask a girl so bluntly?" Emotional problems! If you want to ask, you should also ask her, do you feel like you are blushing and heartbeating to return to youth and rejuvenation?

Sherlock: ...

What is it?And the question just now, are you sure you won't be beaten?

Sherlock felt that even if he was called low in EQ by John, he shouldn't be so low that he couldn't tell the difference between love words and stupid words... Yes!Balala taught him stupid words on purpose, so she wanted to see who else could bear such a sudden change in Sherlock's style.

reason?

No reason!

Irene was stunned for a moment after hearing his question, then raised the corners of her lips, leaned forward and knelt down beside Sherlock's legs.

The distance between the two suddenly drew closer, and the atmosphere suddenly became ambiguous. Irene's curly hair and shawl were loose and loose, with a lazy and mature feminine style. eyes, thinking what it would be like if lust could be ignited in these eyes.

Thinking so, she said it faithfully.

Erin: "I want to sleep with you, and I want you to lie on the table and pout your butt and beg me for mercy."

Sherlock: ...

Sherlock's green eyes: "I feel like I was raped just now by her sight."

Barala: ………

Taste... so heavy.

and also……

"It's the first time I've seen such a brazen person."

Sherlock's sexy brain means something: "No, she's the second."

Barala: "..."

wipe!The one who meant something and dared to name it said.

Sherlock was not intimidated by such an open and bold woman, he just remained silent for a moment, and replied: "I will not beg for mercy."

It will only make women cry and beg him for mercy.John made up this sentence in his head, and started to chuckle as if he was in the scene.

With Barala's gaze, she could just see John's wretched smiling face, and made a small report to Sherlock expressionlessly: "Look at John, he must be automatically flirting with a [-]-word obscenity in his mind!"

Sherlock turned his head to look at Watson, expressionless: "I will delete the folder buried deep in the hard drive in your computer."

John:! ! !

The problem is not whether the seeds are easy to find or not, but...

"You actually know the folder I created? You actually read it? OMG"

John's down-to-earth brain: "Finally in my lifetime I see Master's ice cube roommate wasting his time jerking off."

Barala: Who said John was honest?This girl looks like a veteran driver who has experienced many battles!

Irene teased the "virgin" Sherlock with words.Her actions just now made the distance between the two of them only the size of an adult's body, and the two looked at each other, as if neither of them wanted to move away because they were at a disadvantage.

John really wanted to show Barala this scene, so he winked at Sherlock's ear as a reminder.

only……

Sherlock: "John, you have too many expressions."

You can tell that he has rich expressions without even looking at him?This plug-in is too big.

And because of Sherlock's interruption, Irene turned her attention to John who ruined the atmosphere.

Irene had a half-smile: "It seems that some people don't want us to be too close."

Barala: Hahahahaha

John withdrew his gaze embarrassingly, feeling that he must have been misunderstood by Irene Adler.

Three people (actually four people) are alone in a room, and any ambiguity will appear embarrassing.Irene who didn't know how many times she played didn't care much about this, and Sherlock didn't care much, but the atmosphere just now was destroyed by John.Erin straightened up, stood up, and asked condescendingly, "When will Barala come back?"

Um--

Sherlock looked up: "You won't get your phone back even if you find her."

"Oh?" Irene asked softly, staring at Sherlock word by word, "You didn't even care about your life and handed over that phone?"

Barala: "Mistgrass! This woman is too vicious!"

Barala decided tonight immediately!Now!immediately!Just tell Sherlock the password, let her die, die, die.

Behind Irene, there is a big demon king who is helping him and telling her how to deal with the Sherlock Holmes family.So she didn't act flustered, not to mention she still had a task today.

"Her phone is useless, and the password explodes automatically after three wrong entries. I said I know a lot of official scandals, and some of these scandals are shady, and I will not use it to do it. Threats, I just want to protect myself." Irene walked to John's side, stretched out her hand and asked him, "Dear rival, I need to borrow your mobile phone."

John: ...

He took out his cell phone.And Barala could also see Irene Adler from this angle, and muttered silently when she saw her outfit, "It's much uglier than she doesn't wear clothes."

I don't know if it's a side effect of being smaller.Ba Lala felt a little short of breath, and lay in his cochlea.

Taking the phone over, she quickly pressed on the keyboard.Pressing and explaining: "It's like I learned about a DOD official's quirk, he just likes to show off. He told me this email could save the world. He didn't know I took it."

Sherlock took the phone and looked at the photo on the screen.Even if Barala didn't know what he was doing now, the rapid interpretation of the brain and various organs made her understand that Sherlock was about to analyze this series of numbers.

I always feel that the current scene is a bit inexplicably familiar.Ba Lala lay in his earworm and hummed: "Your love is like a flame, it burns my heart and my pride, and there is nowhere to escape!"

Sherlock's Memory Palace card... stuck.

Ba Lala didn't wake him up after reading one song, and sang again: "It was the temptation given by Lang, I sang a love song, holding hands in the city, my love trembles for you!"

Sherlock: "..."

Barala wondered: "Didn't you learn Chinese? You don't understand these lyrics? Do you want me to translate it for you?"

No, there is no need.Sherlock's mind is full of magic sounds piercing his ears now, and the series of numeral symbols have turned into beating notes, lingering for a long time...Seeing that Sherlock is silent, Irene, who wants to let him answer his questions, goes away. Going to his side, gently touched his shoulder with his fingers, and sprayed warm moisture towards his ear with his body, with a seductive voice: "Does this stump you?"

Barala, who was sprayed with saliva all over her face: "...Wipe."

She wiped her face again, and gritted her teeth angrily: "Sherlock, if you dare to answer her question, I will sing these two songs until you can never forget them!"

She remembered that Irene used Sherlock's subtle childish vanity to let him solve the long-planned plan of the British in less than five seconds, which led to the termination of the plan.I don't know why this coincidence still occurs now, but in desperation, she had no choice but to bring out the ultimate weapon, the Chinese Divine Comedy, and sang it out of her mouth... Sherlock actually wanted to say that he would never forget it.However, after being interrupted by Barala, he did notice that the string of numbers Irene gave him had an unusual meaning.

Sherlock turned sideways, avoided Irene's little hand on his shoulder, and said indifferently: "I don't know."

Erin: "...I...I thought you knew everything."

John also opened his mouth wide, because in his impression, the word "don't know" has never been in Sherlock's dictionary.

"There are always things that people can't explore." Sherlock memorized the series of numbers without any trace, and then returned the phone to John pretending to be indifferent, "This may be the unlock code of an important secret. Or maybe a nuke launch signal. Save the world and leave it to the superheroes. Don’t forget I’m a sociopath. The world doesn’t matter to me.”

Irene stared blankly at Sherlock's words, her eyes fell on him, her smile disappeared, and she said to herself, "You have changed."

Sherlock, who was tidying up his suit jacket, sat down again and looked at her leisurely: "Is it a change if I didn't fall into your trap?"

It seems that Sherlock has noticed Irene's ulterior motives.The two songs of Ba Lala can be regarded as enlightening, it's really... gratifying.

Irene was not embarrassed by being caught, she shook her head, and opened her thin lips lightly with the sixth sense that women have: "You are indeed very different from my research, when I met for the first time, I barely counted you as jet lagged The illusion created by coming back, and this time I am sure that someone is influencing you. Who is it? The lovely and charming Mr. Detective?"

Irene's fingers painted with bright red nail polish brushed Sherlock's pale face: "Do your opponents know that you have such a fatal weakness?"

"It's not a weakness." Sherlock was indifferent.His heartbeat didn't speed up because of this smart woman's teasing, on the contrary, it became calmer.

He naturally heard the meaning behind what Irene said.Out of loyalty to his heart, Sherlock once almost sneered at emotional issues. In his eyes, these emotions represented troubles, which made him erect a high wall and isolate himself from the world no matter in friendship or love.But then there was an extra John by his side, and many dangers appeared in the case that affected John's life one after another, but for the first time, Sherlock felt that trouble was no longer trouble.

And Barala, too.

relationship issue.He never thought about it until recently... maybe this time it's not a problem either?

Sherlock was thinking, but his eyebrows didn't even frown, at least on the surface calm.

Irene whispered softly: "Yes, how can the person who can get your favor be an ordinary person."

Barala is well-known, at least in the United States. If some well-known families have something that cannot be investigated through proper means, they will always add Barala, a young and capable beautiful detective, to the list of invitations. A little ability is very unusual.

Irene hasn't been in contact with her for a long time, but she can deeply feel how powerful she is.How could such a person match Sherlock, become his weakness?

She chuckled: "I'm really looking forward to the ending of the two of you."

Barala, who has been listening to their chatter, now has an expression (black question mark): ? ? ?

Who's ending?Sherlock and John?

"I'm afraid you won't be able to see it." Sherlock glanced out of the pitch-black window, his voice was cold, "They have already gone upstairs."

Irene was taken aback, and looked at Sherlock who was secretly reporting in disbelief.Sherlock raised his eyes slightly, and explained slowly: "I wouldn't do such a boring thing. Don't you know that John's cell phone has been monitored by McCoff?"

Erin: ...

John: "Wait..."

He opened his eyes and looked at his mobile phone over and over again, "You said my mobile phone was monitored?!!!"

John's unbelievable mouth: Then if you tell some pornographic jokes while talking on the phone, and then make a phone call about sex or something when you are in love, won't everyone hear it?

Ba Lala shook her head and sighed: "I beg Watson... No, I beg the psychological shadow area of ​​the surveillance personnel!"

This is too cruel.

But since he can put all his people in Baker Street to "protect" his brother, it doesn't seem so unimaginable to monitor all the mobile phones.

As expected, the real brother-in-law Mycroft received a message from the people below after Irene called up the long string of numbers from John's mobile phone, and slowly appeared in front of the door on the second floor holding a black umbrella handle.

Erin took two steps back uncontrollably.Obviously these things have exceeded her expectations.

Sherlock glanced at the time: "You are 3 minutes later than before."

"That's not because I have to arrange other tasks, my dear brother." His voice was cadenced, and with his usual tone, he looked at the people around him.

"Where's Barala?" Mycroft asked.

Well, Barala said that her sense of presence today is really off the charts!

small theater:

Sherlock and Barala are chasing the criminal.

Sherlock was in good physical strength, so he took Barala's hand and walked around downtown London.

Barala was exhausted and said nothing.

Barala: "I told Tony to give each of us a steel suit, put on that thing, even if you go to the North Pole to arrest people, I will accompany you there!"

Sherlock: "I don't want to be a superhero."

Barala: "You...willful!"

Saying that she was going to crawl home and go to bed as a dead body.

Sherlock pressed her shoulder and saw her dragged to a car rental agency: "It's too late."

That means: I reluctantly agree to the two of us chasing people on bicycles.

Barala: "..."

Barala: "Have you considered how my legs feel?"

Aren't cycling and running the same fucking thing? !

Before she finished complaining, Barala's eyes stopped on a bicycle.

Sherlock looked over: ...

Sherlock just wanted to say: "No..."

Barala interrupted him excitedly: "Come here."

Sherlock: "..."

The boss took out the tandem bicycle with a smile, and said with a smile: "There are tourist attractions around here. The tandem bicycle is the first choice for couples~ The tandem bicycle that has appeared in youth romantic love comedies~ It's absolutely romantic~ Dear"

Barala nodded with a smile: "That's it."

Sherlock looked at Barala delicately.

Sherlock's sexy brain: "Does Barala want to ride a bicycle by the Thames with her master as romantic as an Asian romance drama?"

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Happy Mid-Autumn Festival everyone~