[Comprehensive] Change the posture to solve the case

A little bear, with two ears, cut off the ears, still laughing.

Two little bears with four eyes were dug out and there was no fuss.

Three little bears, six legs, all cut off, bouncing around.

Four little bears, eight hands, after they were broken, walked backwards.

The corpse of a little girl without ears.

The dead pervert at the door of the morgue seemed to be smashing four eyeballs with glass balls.

It all matches this song.

This is really a coincidence.

John thought of Barala's bear in the morning, and naturally connected the whole thing.

He looked at Barala.

Barala lowered her head and played with her fingers.

John: "Your bear..."

Deadpool heard the little bear, and immediately stared at Barala with burning eyes (others could not see it).

Balala, who kept her head down, felt the pressure, raised her head with a look of grief and indignation: "My pigeon egg QAQ!!!!!!"

Deadpool:? ? ?

Knowing the ins and outs, John briefly answered Deadpool's questions, "She knocked out two priceless pigeon eggs on her Christmas present."

Barala: QAQ

When Deadpool heard this, he was even more excited than Barala. He rolled up his sleeves and started to look for it: "Where is it? Where is it? Where did you lose it? I'll help you find it. After we find it, we will split half and half!"

Paid treasure hunt?After hearing this, Barala looked at him calmly: "You should finish what you want to consult first."

Deadpool: "Oh." Then he sat down obediently.

Here's the thing.

In fact, Deadpool has no interest in this ballad, and the number of people he killed is no less than the number in this ballad.The important thing is that the Colossus and the kid in the X-Men came to him last time and asked him to help find two people.Then he came to England for a holiday.

However, the weather in the UK is really bad. It is so wet that he has to dry his underwear every day. If the underwear is not dry overnight, he has to blow it with a hair dryer. He watches TV while holding the hair dryer. Let's talk about the paid adult channel in the UK. Compared with Germany, it's so weak that he can't even raise his spirits.Also, what kind of ghosts are those people in the streets and alleys, no wonder they are so obscure, rotten country, ahaha...

Balabalabala said, Deadpool, who was immersed in a few days of traveling in the UK, felt that the surrounding atmosphere was a bit wrong...

Barala's assistant (John) is looking down at his phone.The curly hair next to her was staring at Barala, asking her to finish what she had just said, while Barala covered her ears with a futile resistance of "I won't listen, I won't listen to what you say, I can't hear you".

Anyway, no one listened to him anymore.

Deadpool:……

For the first time his self-esteem was seriously challenged.

He took a deep breath, raised his fist, and yelled, "Are you listening to me?"

The voice shook three times, and John raised his head, said "Oh", and picked up his own notebook: "Do you want to start talking?"

Deadpool:……

Barala pulled out the fingers stuffed in her ears, and said indifferently, "You talk too much nonsense."

Deadpool:……

Sherlock: "I'll give you another 30 seconds. We'll leave if we can't finish."

Deadpool: QAQ Mama, are detectives like this?

Barala: "You still have 20 seconds."

Seeing that they were really planning to leave, Deadpool hurriedly used the fastest speaking speed and the most concise and clear summary of his core abilities in his history, and took out a photo in his arms.

Deadpool: "I found out that the two people I'm looking for are related to this song murder incident."

As he spoke, he turned around and stuffed it into John's arms, closed his mouth obediently, and his legs were still dangling back and forth.

John took it over and took a look at it for himself, but there was no reaction, and then handed it to Barala to see.

Barala already knew who the two murderers were, so she looked calm when she heard Deadpool's words. She took the photo John handed her and glanced at it casually. After seeing the people clearly, she was stunned.

This is……

"These two children, the boy's name is Pietro, and the girl's name is Wanda." Deadpool pressed his hands on the edge of the table and sat there loosely, seeing Barala's reaction a little strangely, and murmured in his heart.

Deadpool's mouth cannon... mouth: "This little detective looks like he's having a threesome with these two, has he been caught?"

Deadpool wants to quickly restore his handsome face: "It's taboo in the middle of the year, tsk tsk tsk."

Barala: ...

Just relying on his mouth cannon, this job can't be taken.

Barala threw the photo to him blankly: "Oh, I don't know."

Deadpool was surprised, "No, no, you can pretend you don't recognize it...you don't need to know it, it doesn't matter, I want to entrust this case to you..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Barala.

"I won't take this job." Ba Lala continued to make a face.

Deadpool: =dish=

"No, why why?"

Hearing this question, Barala smiled coldly, revealing a harsh truth.

"Do you have money?"

Deadpool:……………

This... this, he seems to have heard about it too. This female detective, who is highly rated in the industry, seems to charge a lot of money. At that time, Deadpool thought it was good, and he was as good as he was.But now...

Deadpool took out two empty pockets, cleaner than his face.

Barala raised her eyebrows and said loudly, "John, see off the guests."

Deadpool: QAQ

John twitched his lips. Seeing that Sherlock hadn't spoken, he thought that this bizarre case should be his favorite type, so he said enthusiastically, "American detectives are expensive. You can try our British detectives." He glanced sharply at Sherlock.

The old god Sherlock is here.

The name Sherlock Holmes is indeed known to everyone in the UK, and everyone knows it. Seeing his frigid appearance, Deadpool feels that there is indeed such a thing.So he looked at Sherlock with an expectant expression (only ghosts can see it).

Sherlock stared at Deadpool's hood for a long time, then suddenly smiled.

Barala and John sounded the alarm.

Sherlock: "Okay."

Deadpool always feels like something's not quite right.

Immediately afterwards, Sherlock said another sentence: "Don't worry about your crazy thoughts, I don't charge for it, but I need you to do a very simple favor."

As he spoke, he showed another big-tailed wolf smile.

at the same time.

Nicotine, which disappeared in place for no reason, is now lying in someone's arms.

His blood was still oozing out, and his face became even paler due to excessive blood loss, almost transparent.His shirt had been stained blood red, and the schoolbag he was holding tightly in his hand was also stained. The mixture of the green leather bag and the blood produced a similar effect.

Nicotine slowly evoked a warm smile, raised his head, and reached out to touch the face of the man who saved his life.

The man froze and quickly slowed down, "Wanda is still waiting for us in the warehouse, please bear with me."

"Pietro." Nicotine whispered his name, "You brothers and sisters shouldn't get involved."

It was Quicksilver Pietro who saved Nicotine when he fell from the building.His hair fluttered briskly because of the wind speed, he frowned and stared at the guy who was about to die when pinched, and said sullenly: "Who told you to save the two of us."

Nicotine chuckled: "That was just an accident, besides, with your abilities, Hydra will not do anything to you."

"But we want revenge." Thinking of the death of his parents, Pietro gritted his teeth, "Stark destroyed our home, and we stayed in Hydra to kill the so-called superheroes, if it weren't for you Tell us Hydra's true purpose, and we may be on the wrong track."

Accidentally met Nicotine who sneaked into Hydra, and Pietro and Wanda, who were rescued by his "kindness", have been in contact with Nicotine since then, and have maintained the greatest affection for him.

"Your current gunshot wound is very serious and needs treatment." Kuaiyin looked nervously at his bleeding gunshot wound. He must keep fast, but not so fast that ordinary people can't stand it. He carefully maintained a Balance, through the tunnel, all the way afterimage.

Being exposed to the sun again, Nicotine's eyes were dazzled by the sun, squinting his eyes to look at the long-lost winter sun, and muttering to himself: "Today's weather is really good."

Pietro muttered: "There are only a few good days in a year, why do you have to come to London?"

"Because she's here too." Nicotine smiled softly.

she?

Kuaiyin had seen that woman in the hospital a long time ago, and heard her talking to herself strangely to the dead body. She was simply a madman with a capital letter, and he didn't know what Nicotine liked about her.

Pietro reminded him: "Don't forget, she is also responsible for this gunshot wound, and I saw her throw you out with my own eyes."

Nicotine's face blushed because of thinking of Barala, "That's because she loves me."

Pietro:  …

Pietro twitched the corners of his mouth and said sincerely, "You two are quite a match."

"I think so, and it's also very interesting." Nicotine heard his words, and the eyes exposed by the scattered bangs exuded a strange light, "She actually admitted that I was her ex-boyfriend."

A nicotine smile is magical and seems to infect everyone around it.When she smiled, it was as if she had changed into a different person. Her facial features were soft but she never made others feel sissy, they only felt that this person was gentle and trustworthy.

His last sentence made Pietro feel weird. He was about to ask about the specific situation, but when he lowered his head, he saw that Nicotine, who was still talking to him, had quietly closed his eyes at this moment, and the corners of his mouth were still raised happily. , seems to be having a wonderful dream.

Still don't bother him.

Kuaiyin thought silently, the speed that had slowed down before accelerated now, and he arrived at the place where Wanda was in an instant.

is a warehouse.

Wanda, who was in a daze, saw her brother coming back, and rushed to meet him, with a half smile, only to find Nicotine in his arms who had lost too much blood and passed out.

She widened her eyes and asked angrily: "Who! Who did it!"

Pietro didn't know how to explain, "That..."

At this time, Nicotine, who seemed to be in a coma, opened his eyes, glanced at the surrounding environment and smiled softly at Wanda, "You woke me up, dear Wanda."

Wanda covered her mouth and silently helped her brother carefully lift the nicotine onto a clean iron plate.

She muttered in a low voice, "Didn't you say that you have to give someone you like a surprise for Christmas? This surprise is simply frightening."

As she spoke, she prepared to take off the bag in Nicotine's arms.

The first time I picked it up...it didn't move at all...

the second time……

Wanda struggled: "What's in this bag?"

As she spoke, she opened it.

then……

Pietro was mad while holding the iron block: "Ahhhhhhhh, why is it so heavy, I thought Mr. Nicotine you gained weight, ahhhhh, my hands are still shaking!"

small theater:

Sherlock asked Deadpool to help... Fuck it's not easy at all!

Deadpool lay helplessly on the operating room with his hands and feet tied.

Deadpool: "Are you sure this is just an ordinary observation experiment?"

Sherlock picked up the scalpel with a blank expression: "It's a very ordinary experiment."

Deadpool:"......"

He was silent for a moment, and instantly went crazy: "Then why did you take off my pants?"

Sherlock: "It's just to observe the recovery from penis surgery, it's normal."

Deadpool: "You can't take revenge just because my dick is bigger than yours."

Sherlock showed a malicious smile: "Really, I don't think so."

As he spoke, he shook the gleaming scalpel.

Deadpool:"......"

He hurriedly changed his words: "Yes yes yes, what you said is correct, your dick is bigger than me, your heart is bigger than me, your face is bigger than me... ouch"

He closed his eyes.

Sherlock raised his knife and dropped it.

after awhile.

Sherlock: "Okay."

Deadpool looked loveless.

I don't know if JJ will be as big as he is now when he grows out in the future.