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Chapter 15 Cucumber Feast
Xu Huai was intoxicated by Shi Jin without any accident, and before he was completely drunk, Shi Jin asked Xiao Shi to add a "sound allure bonus" buff to him, approached his ear, and coaxed him to go out with him. box.
Seeing this, Shou Xing and his cronies showed ambiguous smiles, Gu Er secretly rolled his eyes, closed his eyes, and acted like he was drunk and didn't know anything.
"Xiaoyuan baby, I know a good place, let's go there and have fun." Xu Huai was framed by Shi Jin, and he didn't forget to take advantage of Shi Jin.
Shi Jin smirked, and replied: "Okay, let's go have fun." Guaranteed to be so happy that you will never forget it.
The two stumbled into a small spare box in a hidden place, and locked the door behind them.
About half an hour later, the door of the box opened, and Shi Jin came out alone.He deliberately put on a dissatisfied and angry face, and after returning to the box, he ignored the ambiguous voices of Xu Huai and his friends, and let them go to the small box to pick up Xu Huai, and then woke up Gua Er who was pretending to be drunk, and took his head Did not go back.
When the two returned to the car, Gua Er immediately recovered and asked, "What did you take Xu Huai out for?"
"Still speaking, there are too many people in the box, so I can't perform well." Shi Jin replied.In fact, the real reason is that there are too many people in the box, and it is inconvenient for Xiaoshi to add some unharmonious buffs.
Gua Er didn't bother with him too much, and continued to ask: "Then what did you get up to?"
"Important news." Shi Jin replied, explaining his findings in detail, "I suspect that Xu Huai is the one who was sent out to trade. If you make a fortune abroad, you will become richer than you, the benefactor. I asked me if I want to follow him. Just now I took him to a small box and coaxed him to explain in detail about his fortune. He mentioned that he was going to go with a friend recently. After playing on the cruise ship, he will go abroad later, but I didn’t find out the specific time for the cruise ship, he died of drunkenness.”
Gua Er looked at Shi Jin like a monster, as if he couldn't believe that he actually got the information.
Shi Jin felt hairy when he saw it, and said, "Can't you hear the movement from my side? What does this look mean now?"
Gua Er took out a hidden earphone from his pocket, with an indescribable expression on his face: "After you and Xu Huai went to the small box, Xu Huai's... cry began to come out from the earphone, it was too spicy, so I gave the earphone to you Picked it up. Cough, didn’t I think that you sacrificed yourself for the mission, and what happened to Xu Huaizhen…”
When Shi Jin raised his hand, it was an explosive hammer.
"Don't, don't, don't do it, it's just a joke, I know you have a sense of proportion." Gua Er quickly avoided, and turned to flatter him, "Xiao Jinjin, you are really good, you completed most of the task in one go, wait After verifying this information, we can take a good vacation."
Shi Jin was puzzled: "What do you mean? We won't take care of this matter anymore?"
"Whatever it is, it's all official work. We are a small family, but we can't manage this kind of cross-border business." Gua Er said leisurely, motioning the driver to drive back to the club, looking sideways at Shi Jin, and said, "However, I didn't expect that Xiao Jinjin, you can drink so well, you won't get drunk after a thousand cups."
puff.
As if the spell had been lifted, Shi Jin, who was still full of energy one second, fell back on the chair back with a flushed face the next second, raised his hand to cover his mouth, looked at Gua Er with hazy eyes, and opened his mouth weakly : "Mom, I want to vomit..."
Hexagram [-]: "???"
……
The buff has a time limit. Once the time limit is over, the human body will still have to suffer.
After being drunk, Shi Jin looked like a half-fool. After throwing up a mouthful, he was poured a bottle of water by Gua Erqiang, and he finally became a little bit more energetic. But as soon as he was refreshed, he began to pick on Gua Er, clamoring to see the baby Did you have a good meal?
Gua Er really wanted to knock him out, but seeing his pitiful drunkenness, he was a little bit hesitant to do so. He thought about pouring him some more water, but Shi Jin, who was drunk, fumbled for his phone, Make a phone call and go out.
When he saw the name "Young Master Jun" on the phone interface, Gu Er almost choked to death from his own saliva, broke down and grabbed Shi Jin's phone, and said anxiously: "I also know who your baby is, so you really I'm really jealous of Mr. Jun! I'm about to die, and I don't want to see what's going on now, so don't be dead!"
Shi Jin twists and turns to hide, with great strength, and then the scene that Gua Er least wants to see appears - the phone is connected.
Lian Jun's voice came from the mobile phone, a little low, obviously woken up, and called out in a low voice: "Shi Jin?"
Gua Er hurriedly made amends, and responded loudly: "Young Master Jun, I'm sorry, Shi Jin is drunk and playing around on the phone, you continue to sleep—"
"Baby!" Shi Jinshi roared in shock, slapped the hexagram two times, and read to the old mother on the phone, "Why don't you like soup! The soup is so delicious, why don't you drink it! You have a bad stomach, you need to warm up more Do you know! Do you still think about it, do you want to be healthy! How old are you, how can you be picky eaters! You are too much!"
Gua Er took a deep breath, covered Shi Jin's mouth with his hand, and said to the phone: "Young Master Jun, he is really drunk, I will clean him up, you continue to sleep, he doesn't know what he is doing, Don't be angry."
"Ummmm... baby!" Shi Jin was still struggling to make a sound.
Gua Er wanted to beat him to death, so he pressed him hard enough to grab his cell phone.
Just when Gua Er thought that Lian Jun should have hung up the phone, Lian Jun's voice came out again: "Bring him back to see me, immediately." After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Gua Er finally got the phone, but it seems useless.He lowered his head with a disheveled face, looked at Shi Jin who was struggling with his hands and closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, angrily and helplessly, he let go of his hand: "Come on, make a fuss, brother will help you when you want to cry." You are gone."
When he returned to the clubhouse, Shi Jin was completely drunk to death, Gua Er had no choice but to carry him to see Mr. Lian.
Lian Jun was waiting in the study room with his nightgown on. Seeing that Shi Jin came in sideways, he frowned, looked at Shi Jin's aggressive attire, looked at Gua Er, and asked, "How's the mission going?"
"I've already made contact with the target person, Xu Huai. Shi Jin also obtained some information from Xu Huai. It is preliminarily confirmed that the person who traded the documents is Xu Huai, and the place of transaction should be on a cruise ship." Gua Er replied, seeing Mr. Lian Looking at Shi Jin again, he hurriedly added, "Thanks to Shi Jin's mission this time, he was able to go so smoothly. He also drank to get closer to the target, and he didn't do it on purpose."
Shi Jin who was thrown on the sofa suddenly moved, turned over and muttered in a low voice: "Baby... drink soup..."
Gua Er's heart was full of alarm bells, he hurriedly raised his voice and reported the episode of Longshi again, trying to use his own voice to overwhelm Shijin's baby.
But apparently Lian Jun's hearing is fine, he slid the wheelchair to the side of the sofa, looked at Shi Jin's ugly and silly sleeping appearance, and slowly stretched out his hand, pinching Shi Jin's slightly opened mouth together.
Shi Jin turned his head uncomfortably, looking even more stupid.
Hexagram [-]: "..."
"Go and check that dragon stone." Lian Jun withdrew his hand after pinching, took off the earrings on Shi Jin's ears, threw them to Gua Er, and continued to order, "Check the information obtained by Shi Jin, and make sure it's correct. I'll hand it over to the authorities." After speaking, he waved his hand to signal him to take Shi to sleep, and then slid the wheelchair away.
Gua Er was stunned, a little unbelievable that today's matter was over like this. Looking at Shi Jin who was still sleeping unconsciously, he felt a little strange breath - Young Master Jun seemed to be special to Shi Jin... Uh, tolerant?
……
The headache after a hangover makes people want to die, Shi Jin doesn't know what time it is when he wakes up, he first floats to the bathroom with vain steps, takes a bath casually, and then wears his faded hair , ran to knock on Gua Er's door.
Gua Er saw him after opening the door, looked at him sympathetically, and said, "Wake up, let's go eat, Young Master Jun is still waiting for you."
Shi Jin was unresponsive, he nodded after a few seconds, and asked with a guilty conscience: "I vaguely remember that I called Young Master Jun last night, that... I didn't say anything out of the ordinary, right?"
Gua Er sighed and patted his shoulder heavily.
"I, did I say it?" Shi Jin's throat tightened.
Gua Er couldn't bear it: "I said it, you called Young Master Jun baby, and you accused Young Master Jun of being picky eaters... You, alas, go well, I will pray for you."
Shi Jin burst into tears, turning around mechanically, thinking whether to cry or not: "Xiao Si, you didn't lie to me..."
Xiao Shi was very wronged: "This kind of thing, what do I lie to you for?"
"Then why didn't you stop me last night..."
"I stopped it, you won't listen."
One person, one system was relatively silent. In the end, Xiao Shixian softened his heart and comforted him with a lack of confidence: "It's okay, baby loves you so much, I don't blame you for drinking indiscriminately."
"You don't understand, this has nothing to do with drinking..." This has something to do with the phrase "baby"... Shi Jin sighed deeply, pulled himself together, and walked towards the restaurant.
The door of the restaurant opened, and a table full of cucumber feast appeared in front of him. Lian Jun was sitting behind the table, with a bowl of soup in front of him, flipping through something on his tablet.
"Young Master." Shi Jin called weakly.
"Sit, eat." Lian Jun didn't lift his head.
Shi Jin sat down and looked at the pickled cucumbers, stir-fried cucumbers, cucumber and egg vermicelli soup, cold cucumbers...a pile of cucumber dishes, recalling how much the original owner hated cucumbers, deeply felt Lianjun's malice, and tried to speak: "Young master, yesterday..."
"Don't be picky about food." Lian Jun put down the tablet, picked up the soup in front of him, and took a sip, "It's not advisable to eat too greasy after a hangover, eat it, and don't disappoint the chef's good intentions."
This kindness is too heavy.
Shi Jin glanced at the soup in front of Lianjun, lowered his head and picked up the chopsticks—it seems that Lianjun was really angry, and he was so angry that he forced himself to drink soup... But fortunately, the one who doesn't like cucumbers is the original owner, He is not too picky about the taste of cucumbers.
First scooped half a bowl of cucumber egg vermicelli soup into the bowl, Shi Jin picked up a piece of egg and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Rong Zhouzhong posted a Weibo this morning, the content was 'Looking for the young man who danced in the bar last night', expressing that he wanted to sign him into his company, and attached a video of young people dancing with the dance floor of the bar as the background " Lian Jun said suddenly.
"Pfft——" Shi Jin sprayed out all the eggs he just ate.
Seeing this, Shou Xing and his cronies showed ambiguous smiles, Gu Er secretly rolled his eyes, closed his eyes, and acted like he was drunk and didn't know anything.
"Xiaoyuan baby, I know a good place, let's go there and have fun." Xu Huai was framed by Shi Jin, and he didn't forget to take advantage of Shi Jin.
Shi Jin smirked, and replied: "Okay, let's go have fun." Guaranteed to be so happy that you will never forget it.
The two stumbled into a small spare box in a hidden place, and locked the door behind them.
About half an hour later, the door of the box opened, and Shi Jin came out alone.He deliberately put on a dissatisfied and angry face, and after returning to the box, he ignored the ambiguous voices of Xu Huai and his friends, and let them go to the small box to pick up Xu Huai, and then woke up Gua Er who was pretending to be drunk, and took his head Did not go back.
When the two returned to the car, Gua Er immediately recovered and asked, "What did you take Xu Huai out for?"
"Still speaking, there are too many people in the box, so I can't perform well." Shi Jin replied.In fact, the real reason is that there are too many people in the box, and it is inconvenient for Xiaoshi to add some unharmonious buffs.
Gua Er didn't bother with him too much, and continued to ask: "Then what did you get up to?"
"Important news." Shi Jin replied, explaining his findings in detail, "I suspect that Xu Huai is the one who was sent out to trade. If you make a fortune abroad, you will become richer than you, the benefactor. I asked me if I want to follow him. Just now I took him to a small box and coaxed him to explain in detail about his fortune. He mentioned that he was going to go with a friend recently. After playing on the cruise ship, he will go abroad later, but I didn’t find out the specific time for the cruise ship, he died of drunkenness.”
Gua Er looked at Shi Jin like a monster, as if he couldn't believe that he actually got the information.
Shi Jin felt hairy when he saw it, and said, "Can't you hear the movement from my side? What does this look mean now?"
Gua Er took out a hidden earphone from his pocket, with an indescribable expression on his face: "After you and Xu Huai went to the small box, Xu Huai's... cry began to come out from the earphone, it was too spicy, so I gave the earphone to you Picked it up. Cough, didn’t I think that you sacrificed yourself for the mission, and what happened to Xu Huaizhen…”
When Shi Jin raised his hand, it was an explosive hammer.
"Don't, don't, don't do it, it's just a joke, I know you have a sense of proportion." Gua Er quickly avoided, and turned to flatter him, "Xiao Jinjin, you are really good, you completed most of the task in one go, wait After verifying this information, we can take a good vacation."
Shi Jin was puzzled: "What do you mean? We won't take care of this matter anymore?"
"Whatever it is, it's all official work. We are a small family, but we can't manage this kind of cross-border business." Gua Er said leisurely, motioning the driver to drive back to the club, looking sideways at Shi Jin, and said, "However, I didn't expect that Xiao Jinjin, you can drink so well, you won't get drunk after a thousand cups."
puff.
As if the spell had been lifted, Shi Jin, who was still full of energy one second, fell back on the chair back with a flushed face the next second, raised his hand to cover his mouth, looked at Gua Er with hazy eyes, and opened his mouth weakly : "Mom, I want to vomit..."
Hexagram [-]: "???"
……
The buff has a time limit. Once the time limit is over, the human body will still have to suffer.
After being drunk, Shi Jin looked like a half-fool. After throwing up a mouthful, he was poured a bottle of water by Gua Erqiang, and he finally became a little bit more energetic. But as soon as he was refreshed, he began to pick on Gua Er, clamoring to see the baby Did you have a good meal?
Gua Er really wanted to knock him out, but seeing his pitiful drunkenness, he was a little bit hesitant to do so. He thought about pouring him some more water, but Shi Jin, who was drunk, fumbled for his phone, Make a phone call and go out.
When he saw the name "Young Master Jun" on the phone interface, Gu Er almost choked to death from his own saliva, broke down and grabbed Shi Jin's phone, and said anxiously: "I also know who your baby is, so you really I'm really jealous of Mr. Jun! I'm about to die, and I don't want to see what's going on now, so don't be dead!"
Shi Jin twists and turns to hide, with great strength, and then the scene that Gua Er least wants to see appears - the phone is connected.
Lian Jun's voice came from the mobile phone, a little low, obviously woken up, and called out in a low voice: "Shi Jin?"
Gua Er hurriedly made amends, and responded loudly: "Young Master Jun, I'm sorry, Shi Jin is drunk and playing around on the phone, you continue to sleep—"
"Baby!" Shi Jinshi roared in shock, slapped the hexagram two times, and read to the old mother on the phone, "Why don't you like soup! The soup is so delicious, why don't you drink it! You have a bad stomach, you need to warm up more Do you know! Do you still think about it, do you want to be healthy! How old are you, how can you be picky eaters! You are too much!"
Gua Er took a deep breath, covered Shi Jin's mouth with his hand, and said to the phone: "Young Master Jun, he is really drunk, I will clean him up, you continue to sleep, he doesn't know what he is doing, Don't be angry."
"Ummmm... baby!" Shi Jin was still struggling to make a sound.
Gua Er wanted to beat him to death, so he pressed him hard enough to grab his cell phone.
Just when Gua Er thought that Lian Jun should have hung up the phone, Lian Jun's voice came out again: "Bring him back to see me, immediately." After speaking, he hung up the phone.
Gua Er finally got the phone, but it seems useless.He lowered his head with a disheveled face, looked at Shi Jin who was struggling with his hands and closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, angrily and helplessly, he let go of his hand: "Come on, make a fuss, brother will help you when you want to cry." You are gone."
When he returned to the clubhouse, Shi Jin was completely drunk to death, Gua Er had no choice but to carry him to see Mr. Lian.
Lian Jun was waiting in the study room with his nightgown on. Seeing that Shi Jin came in sideways, he frowned, looked at Shi Jin's aggressive attire, looked at Gua Er, and asked, "How's the mission going?"
"I've already made contact with the target person, Xu Huai. Shi Jin also obtained some information from Xu Huai. It is preliminarily confirmed that the person who traded the documents is Xu Huai, and the place of transaction should be on a cruise ship." Gua Er replied, seeing Mr. Lian Looking at Shi Jin again, he hurriedly added, "Thanks to Shi Jin's mission this time, he was able to go so smoothly. He also drank to get closer to the target, and he didn't do it on purpose."
Shi Jin who was thrown on the sofa suddenly moved, turned over and muttered in a low voice: "Baby... drink soup..."
Gua Er's heart was full of alarm bells, he hurriedly raised his voice and reported the episode of Longshi again, trying to use his own voice to overwhelm Shijin's baby.
But apparently Lian Jun's hearing is fine, he slid the wheelchair to the side of the sofa, looked at Shi Jin's ugly and silly sleeping appearance, and slowly stretched out his hand, pinching Shi Jin's slightly opened mouth together.
Shi Jin turned his head uncomfortably, looking even more stupid.
Hexagram [-]: "..."
"Go and check that dragon stone." Lian Jun withdrew his hand after pinching, took off the earrings on Shi Jin's ears, threw them to Gua Er, and continued to order, "Check the information obtained by Shi Jin, and make sure it's correct. I'll hand it over to the authorities." After speaking, he waved his hand to signal him to take Shi to sleep, and then slid the wheelchair away.
Gua Er was stunned, a little unbelievable that today's matter was over like this. Looking at Shi Jin who was still sleeping unconsciously, he felt a little strange breath - Young Master Jun seemed to be special to Shi Jin... Uh, tolerant?
……
The headache after a hangover makes people want to die, Shi Jin doesn't know what time it is when he wakes up, he first floats to the bathroom with vain steps, takes a bath casually, and then wears his faded hair , ran to knock on Gua Er's door.
Gua Er saw him after opening the door, looked at him sympathetically, and said, "Wake up, let's go eat, Young Master Jun is still waiting for you."
Shi Jin was unresponsive, he nodded after a few seconds, and asked with a guilty conscience: "I vaguely remember that I called Young Master Jun last night, that... I didn't say anything out of the ordinary, right?"
Gua Er sighed and patted his shoulder heavily.
"I, did I say it?" Shi Jin's throat tightened.
Gua Er couldn't bear it: "I said it, you called Young Master Jun baby, and you accused Young Master Jun of being picky eaters... You, alas, go well, I will pray for you."
Shi Jin burst into tears, turning around mechanically, thinking whether to cry or not: "Xiao Si, you didn't lie to me..."
Xiao Shi was very wronged: "This kind of thing, what do I lie to you for?"
"Then why didn't you stop me last night..."
"I stopped it, you won't listen."
One person, one system was relatively silent. In the end, Xiao Shixian softened his heart and comforted him with a lack of confidence: "It's okay, baby loves you so much, I don't blame you for drinking indiscriminately."
"You don't understand, this has nothing to do with drinking..." This has something to do with the phrase "baby"... Shi Jin sighed deeply, pulled himself together, and walked towards the restaurant.
The door of the restaurant opened, and a table full of cucumber feast appeared in front of him. Lian Jun was sitting behind the table, with a bowl of soup in front of him, flipping through something on his tablet.
"Young Master." Shi Jin called weakly.
"Sit, eat." Lian Jun didn't lift his head.
Shi Jin sat down and looked at the pickled cucumbers, stir-fried cucumbers, cucumber and egg vermicelli soup, cold cucumbers...a pile of cucumber dishes, recalling how much the original owner hated cucumbers, deeply felt Lianjun's malice, and tried to speak: "Young master, yesterday..."
"Don't be picky about food." Lian Jun put down the tablet, picked up the soup in front of him, and took a sip, "It's not advisable to eat too greasy after a hangover, eat it, and don't disappoint the chef's good intentions."
This kindness is too heavy.
Shi Jin glanced at the soup in front of Lianjun, lowered his head and picked up the chopsticks—it seems that Lianjun was really angry, and he was so angry that he forced himself to drink soup... But fortunately, the one who doesn't like cucumbers is the original owner, He is not too picky about the taste of cucumbers.
First scooped half a bowl of cucumber egg vermicelli soup into the bowl, Shi Jin picked up a piece of egg and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Rong Zhouzhong posted a Weibo this morning, the content was 'Looking for the young man who danced in the bar last night', expressing that he wanted to sign him into his company, and attached a video of young people dancing with the dance floor of the bar as the background " Lian Jun said suddenly.
"Pfft——" Shi Jin sprayed out all the eggs he just ate.
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