[Comprehensive] The head of the cross-border live broadcast

"Wukong, tell me quickly, what's going on here."

"Master, don't worry, eat first, eat first."

"That's right, master, the sky is big and the earth is big, and the food is the biggest. Well, brother monkey, the food in this monster cave is really good."

Zhu Bajie looked at the pot of vegetarian chicken in front of him in surprise, which looked like a real roast chicken.

The appearance is very realistic, and the taste is not bad, but it needs a certain skillful cook to make it. A monster's cave has a cook who is proficient in human vegetarian food.

It seemed that the monster was really nice to the lady.

"That's not bad. The monster caught Master just to save his wife's life, hoping to share eternal life with her."

"Actually, this is not unusual. If my old pig hadn't followed Master to the west, I would have loved Miss Gao like a pearl." Zhu Bajie was thinking of his lost love.

Miss Gao's appearance can't be compared with Chang'e's.

But one is a goddess who coldly rejects herself, and the other is a "wife" who is talking about marriage, blushing for herself, and making clothes for herself (before exposure).In Zhu Bajie's mind, I'm afraid Miss Gao's status is higher.

As soon as Zhu Bajie started to miss him, Monkey King laughed crazily.

"Idiot, you were able to memorize your daughter-in-law back then, is that enough?"

"Brother Monkey, can you stop mentioning this. Master, don't be angry, I've changed it."

Kuroro could see that Tang Seng had been staring at Zhu Bajie, not waiting for his apprentice, but wondering whether he wanted to destroy the marriage between a man and a demon.

Tang Seng is not the kind of person that all monsters in the world have to die.Strictly speaking, the three apprentices of his family were all monsters (not human beings now), as long as they can change the rules, or go on a journey without harming ordinary people, he also welcomes these monsters to sit and discuss with him.

Although I don't know if this monster is for the wrong party, at least it's really touching.If the lady is happy with each other...

Or Sun Wukong understands Tang Seng.

"Master, when I changed into Master's appearance and was tied up to cook, the lady came out and begged for another day. If the lady was forced by a monster, she would secretly come and let me go tonight and let me escape Call for help."

"That's how it should be." If the two are really in love and the monster hasn't done anything bad, then just turn a blind eye.

After all, I am Buddha merciful.

"No, master, just eat and sleep well, and leave it to my grandson."

Tang Seng was still worried after Sun Wukong confirmed his promise.

Ever since he was popularized by science, his big apprentice is also full of treasures, with many old enemies and high positions and weights, he has been very worried.

Fans in the live broadcast room were forced to watch a story of Tang Seng's exhortations.

For a while, let Monkey King remember to escape, for a while, remember to call rescuers, for a while, tell him to remember to turn on the golden eyes all the way, and for a while, he is afraid that his eyes will be hurt by excessive use of skills.

Worried about the number of monsters, and worried about the other party's conspiracy.

"Don't believe everything that lady says, anyway, be careful."

I have to say that I was really shocked to hear this sentence from Tang Seng, a person who believed everything.But after thinking about it, it also makes sense. Tang Seng is willing to believe in the kindness of others, but it's not like he hasn't seen human nature to be evil.

Fans: It’s finally finished. If I didn’t know that you are the original version, I would almost suspect that I have gone to the Westward Journey.

Unlike Westward Journey, Sun Wukong patiently listened to the nagging reminders one by one.

One by one to appease Tang Seng's anxiety.

"Master, it's getting late, you were frightened today, go to bed early, I have to go to the cave."

"Alright."

"Bajie, Junior Brother Sha, hurry up and help Master set up the tent."

Yes, tents.

For the blueprints kindly provided by the team leader, Monkey King went directly to the sky to find God to order.

The fabric is dark blue fairy brocade woven by fairies using cloud shuttles to pick the colors of the night sky (the Great Sage said the color should be low-key). It's a trivial matter to say that they still automatically resist wrinkles. No matter how much the master and apprentice toss, they will still be straight when they unfold.

Under the instructions of the Great Sage, the fabric of this tent also comes with a powerful sound insulation function, just to allow Tang Seng to sleep well.

Tang Seng was obviously a bit biased in aesthetics. He was satisfied with the dark fabric and didn't ask any more questions.

Tang Seng who was sleeping inside couldn't see it either. When he lay down, the cloak shone with stars under the moonlight.

The fabric is woven by fairies, and this bracket is naturally not simple metal.

A blueprint from Kuroro successfully allowed Tang Seng to add another piece of top-level equipment learned from Buddhist scriptures.

But take a look at other equipment of Tang Seng, such as the Zen staff given by Tathagata, the cassock given by Guanyin, and the real dragon as a horse.Multiple tents... not really a big deal.

Seeing Tang Seng lying down, Monkey King blew lightly, and a sleeping fragrance drifted over, and Tang Seng fell into a sweet sleep instantly.

But Monkey King was not in a hurry to leave, he hooked his fingers at Kuroro, and the two went to the side to chat privately.

"Brother Hou is really serious, and he won't give us a tent like this."

"Second Senior Brother, we all sleep in this small house, and it's not convenient to keep watch at night to protect Master. Besides, you and I don't need this."

"I'll just talk about it, huh? Elder Brother, if you don't go back to the monster's mansion, what are you talking to Brother Gu about?"

"Second Senior Brother, there are two more steamed buns here."

"Let me eat."

"Does the Great Sage have something important to say?"

Monkey King smiled and took out a black stone, which was the dark emerald that Ku Luoluo threw on Tang Seng.

"Brother Gu, take it back."

"The Great Sage knows?"

"My old grandson was several meters away from the master at that time, and he replaced the master in the blink of an eye, but the monster was unresolved. Neither Junior Brother Sha nor Second Junior Brother could do this method, let alone Bai Longma. Think about it Go, Brother Gu, you are a bit strange."

"Stay with the holy monk, isn't it good?" Judging from the previous operations, fans liked that scene very much.

For Kuroro, the gem that avoids danger is also a more interesting toy.Fear of danger... It's a bit strange for this attribute to appear on Meteor Street, but if he really wants to live in peace, he won't be a thief leader.

"That's what you don't know. None of us who traveled west made mistakes, and Master is the same."

I popularized the fact that Tang Seng was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi and was punished next time.

"Demons and ghosts along the way are all disasters that Master deserves."

They secretly asked Tang Seng to eat better and sleep better, which was an edge-of-the-line operation.However, if this catastrophe of being captured by monsters is replaced without a trace, when they go to the Tathagata to calculate, they may be asked to go through it again to make up for the catastrophe.

Monkey King has an old driver's expression on his face, indicating that he has already figured out the routine of doing things for the group of people in the sky.

He had been Bi Mawen and Monkey King back then. Although he was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain these years, there were still a few little immortals who had a good relationship with him back then, and came down to chat with him from time to time.The mountain god of Wuzhishan sees it every day.

"Ever since the black bear spirit was taken away by Guanyin Bodhisattva as a gatekeeper, my old grandson has a hunch (the Bodhisattva probably has his eyes on this bear for a long time). Maybe there are many spirits ahead, and the gods are pinching some points and throwing them down. Master a tribulation, and then take it back."

No way, who let there be more monsters on the road, but how many dare to hate Monkey King?Who can stand without a backstage.Is immortality more important than survival?

"The lower realm is a demon?"

"Pets, mounts, boys, etc. who need to be tempered because of their unstable Taoism, of course, those who are let go, I don't necessarily know the inside story."

Sun Wukong started to talk about sex, so he continued the chat, "The heaven is so big, and there are so many people in the West, there were people who would sneak out to play for a few years, as long as you don't get caught. This time, you have a reputation for business, come down a few more, Not surprising. Of course, I came down to symbolically domineering and blessing, and by the way made things difficult for those who learned the scriptures. I completed the sufferings experienced by the master’s medicine without committing any crimes. , if I do something else by the way...hehehe."

The Great Sage didn't continue to say, thinking that it wouldn't be too wonderful after going back.

"Looking at my grandson, I know that the Monkey King back then was followed by 500 years of suppression and this inescapable curse." Everyone will pay the price for what they do.

The same is true for Heavenly Court. In order to appease him, he bestowed petty officials and empty titles on them, and played with them repeatedly. What happened?Got smashed!Hahahaha, so many flat peaches and elixirs, let alone 500 years, don't even try to make up for it in 5000 years.

The pilgrimage to the West and the 500-year suppression are his Sun Wukong's catastrophe, and his Sun Wukong is not the heaven's catastrophe.What's more, after 500 years, when he returns to the Heavenly Court, those people still have to respectfully call him a great saint.

Thinking of this, Brother Hou flipped in a good mood.

"Forget it this time, I'll go back to the monster cave to deal with the monster first."

Sun Wukong flew away immediately, and Kurolo immediately called the wind speed dog to follow. If the distance is too far, the camera will not be able to pass.

The time for the live broadcast today is already full. In order not to waste it, Kuroro did not broadcast the live broadcast of the second half of the Great Sage's Subduing the Demon, and changed it to a recorded broadcast.

If you want to watch the scenery tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, you can play this recording to attract popularity.

Monkey King flew back to the cave and changed back into Tang Monk again, and the "Madam" came to release him not long after.

Sun Wukong is naturally not as kind-hearted as Tang Seng, who is merciful and frightened.

So Princess Baihuasha saw a rather... lively "Tang Monk" with a mocking look in his eyes.

If it wasn't for Tang Seng being the only life-saving straw in the past 13 years, she really wanted to turn around and leave.

Princess Baihuashame cried and begged "Tang Monk" to go to Baoxiang Kingdom to pass on the message to her father, so that someone could send soldiers to rescue her.

"Tang Seng" said very cautiously, who knows if you and the monster are in the same group, in order to catch all my apprentices.don't go.That monster is obedient to you and takes good care of you.

Bai Hua shyly showed anger on his face, and told the whole story through gritted teeth.

When she was first caught, the monster kept saying that he was descended from the stars in the sky, and that he was married to him in the past life, and in this life he continued the relationship.

"I don't remember anything about my previous life. Elder, how about a monster who said that he was destined to be with you in the previous life. I liked him in the previous life..." How could he accept it. "Especially he with thick eyebrows, tiger eyes and mouth full of fangs..."

Sun Wukong:  …

Kurolo: ...

"He really took good care of me, like jewels and treasures. I pretended to be sick, and he didn't hesitate to spit out inner alchemy and expend his cultivation to cure me. If he can protect me as a star and treat me the same, After so many years, my heart is not made of iron. Even if he has a black face, a thunderous voice, is unbearably vulgar, has a foul smell, has a messy beard, and doesn't like to be clean..."

Sun Wukong: Which star is so careless?

Chrollo: Thank you.

"But he..." Here comes the key point, what Baihua can't tolerate is the machismo and domestic violence of this yellow-robed monster.

For 13 years, he directly regarded Baihuaxie as an appendage.

Although he was kind to her, as long as she had the intention of disobeying him, or expressed the idea of ​​wanting to go home and leave, she would come over with a slap, and she would call her "bitch".

And, 13 years.It's fine if you don't propose marriage, and it's fine if you don't let yourself go back.But as for him, for Baoxiang Kingdom, this guy didn't help at all.

Or I relied on my wife's identity to gather a few little monsters to help secretly.

He only asked for it, and in his mouth, it was the catastrophe that Baoxiang Kingdom should have.

I bother.

Just like that, it's no wonder that Baihuaxiu treats him differently because of the so-called "marriage in a previous life".

Kuroro felt that if it was a live broadcast now, the barrage of hacking the scumbag would definitely be full.Even if these two got married in heaven, they probably would end up similarly to now.

Sun Wukong looked at Baihuashuo carefully with his piercing eyes, and indeed found a trace of spirit, but it was very faint, probably he was a low-level fairy in his previous life.Since she is a fairy, it seems that it is true that the yellow-robed monster is Xingxiu.

The shameless princess is already in her 30s, and her master was not born at that time, so this pair should belong to the kind that sneaked down to earth spontaneously, and happened to be bumped into by the master.

While speaking, Sun Wukong changed back to his original form, scaring the princess half to death, thinking that the yellow robe monster sent someone to test him.After Sun Wukong finished his name and turned into a princess, he smiled happily.

Then there is the routine, Monkey King, who can't help the whole Tiangong, what a small star can do.

Turned into a princess, directly deceived the opponent's inner alchemy, and stuffed it directly in his mouth.

As for the yellow-cloaked monster, hehe, he already knew that the opponent was Xingxiu, so why not be polite if he couldn't be killed.

After being beaten to the last breath, he directly carried the "person" into the sky, and threw it in with a slap, ensuring that it would hit the middle of the Lingxiao Palace.Let these stupid gods recall the recipe and taste of Monkey King.

Naturally, the team leader couldn't track him to Jiuxiao, but what he knew was that the Great Sage took a lot of time to go back and forth. The yellow-robed monster who was dealt with in the first half of the night ended up coming back at dawn.

By the way, he was holding large and small bags of food in his hand.

"Looks like I'm lucky today." What the gods ate.

"No, try it." Throwing a bright red fruit. "It's not a spiritual root or fruit, but it is also nourished by immortal energy, and it prolongs life after eating it."

"Thank you."

The first ray of sunlight illuminates the earth, Tang Seng and his disciples wake up on time and prepare to go on the road.

Kuroro also turned on the live broadcast - today I made an appointment to watch the beautiful scenery of the sunrise and the early morning.

[chm: I woke up with tenacious willpower! 】

[Long live the head, long live: I haven't slept yet. 】

[Yuyuyu: Have you ever seen the sun at four in the morning? 】

[Reasoning maniac: The air in the Tang Dynasty is different, you can feel the freshness and nature through the screen.Needless to say, the scenery in the morning. 】

[The snail is really not slow: Head, hurry up and record and broadcast, by the way, next time we will not watch the early morning, we won't be able to wake up. 】

This suggestion was widely adopted. Yesterday, the group leader advised everyone to go to bed early with an extremely provocative tone and a gentle smile. He will record and broadcast the follow-up. When everyone can watch the sunrise the next morning, everyone will Trance agreed.

They are all young people who would rather stay up all night than get up early.

"Is that really a star in the sky? Which one?"

"Kui Mulang. Master, don't worry, he was beaten to death by my old grandson, and he lost his inner alchemy, at least half of his cultivation, and if he fails to do so, he will lose his position as a star king."

This heaven is not a peaceful place for you and me.

Having said that, Sun Wukong suddenly looked back at Kuroro.

Jumping over, he took out a gleaming inner alchemy from his mouth and stuffed it into Kuroro's hand.

"That guy's inner alchemy, we teachers and apprentices don't need it, you can keep it, study it yourself or give it to the wind speed dog in the future. Remember to be careful when using it."

At this moment, all the fans looked at Neidan with the same complicated heart as Kuroro.

Dasheng, you can put it in your arms, really.

The author has something to say: I revisited the 86 edition. Kui Mulang was hit by a stick and fled back to the fairyland. The Great Sage took the golden pill to change Tang Seng back, and then the touching reconciliation between master and student...

Yes, the Great Sage did not return the golden elixir.