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I don't know whether the mana-driven car is too good or the energy injected by the Great Sage is too high. According to the calculations of the experts in the fan group, it is at least a hundred yards.

A [-]-yard convertible sports car... sounds cool, but the people sitting in it are not so cool, especially Tang Sanzang, a real ordinary person.

Before he had time to take a second look at Monkey King's back, Tang Seng was blown down by inertia and strong wind.

"Master!" Zhu Bajie and Drifting both tried to help him, but the carriage was too small for them to move around, and besides, it was the second time they paid for it.

Drifting was thinking about whether to let the second senior brother be a meat pad.The captain woke them up again.

"Where is the cassock of the holy monk?"

The one given by Guanyin.The one with the positive BUFF blessing.

The Drifting Monk in charge of the luggage quickly found a brocade cassock from the luggage and put it on the Tang Monk.

This cassock was given by Tathagata to Avalokitesvara to protect Tang Seng.

But the ability of the cassock is too great (one strand of the dragon can avoid the disaster of the big Peng silkworm; the crane hangs a strand, and it is wonderful to be holy. But where you sit, there are all gods paying homage; every move, there are seven Buddhas with you. There is also a poem: since After the Buddha made the cassock, who would dare to kill the monk?) Just describing how awesome the cassock is, the original book is a long paragraph. Just looking at this pile of poetic and picturesque adjectives, it is basically that the Tang monk can learn scriptures by wearing himself up.

So there is an extra sentence in Guanyin's pile of adjectives: fold it when you are free, and wear it when you meet a saint.

Of course, now is not the time to meet the saint, but it is always necessary to pay attention to accommodation.

This cassock was originally given to him by the Buddha for self-defense. To test him, he has the piety of "folding it in leisure time and wearing it when he meets a saint". Now when encountering strong winds, the disciples don't protect him. Why can't they take it out to block it?

And at this time, Tang Seng definitely didn't think about whether he should wear the cassock, but the Monkey King who "sacrificed his life" after he died.

It didn't take long for Tang Seng to worry. As soon as he was able to sit firmly under the protection of the cassock, the Great Sage fell into the car somersaulted.

"Goku!"

"Big Brother!"

"Brother Monkey, are you alright!"

"My lord, it's really great that you're fine."

The last sentence, which was a bit careless, was of course added by the team leader.Of course, with the director's acting skills, even if he doesn't care about it a little bit, it's still a flaw and no one will notice it.

"Wukong, what are those ghosts?"

"That's right, I scared the old pig to death."

"Before the ghosts... uh!" Drifting was secretly stabbed in the elbow by Monkey King.

The fans have basically seen the leader's strategy.

The test tube is the haunted cedar sap with a high appearance rate, and the change of the scene was faked by the team leader with his mind ability.

Under the rendering of the environment, Zhu Bajie saw groups of monsters, and Tang Seng saw a group of ghosts. Under Tang Seng's yelling, the ghosts also joined Zhu Bajie's phantom.

Drifting Monk and Little White Dragon cared more about the geographical environment, both of them had something to do with water, subconsciously thought that if this kind of place was flooded, they would be fine, and Tang Seng would definitely die.

Of course, ghosts were also affected in their hallucinations later.

As for Sun Wukong... Sorry, Monkey King is fearless.

The Great Sage naturally analyzed the difference from the different yells, one elbow stopped Drifting Monk from speaking, he blinked at Junior Brother Sha, and then turned back to appease Master.

"Master, don't worry, it looks menacing, but it's actually strong outside. My old grandson is fine. I think I smashed the whole hell back then."

500 years ago, the waves were flying, and there are great achievements of the great sage everywhere.

"That's good, that's good." As long as the apprentice is fine, Tang Seng doesn't really want to find out where the hordes of ghosts come from.

After all, even if he wanted to ask, Monkey King would not know.

Although I don't know how many years this cave has existed, but when it was built, Sun Wukong was probably either in the stone or at the bottom of the mountain.

The car was moving along the track at high speed, thanks to the Dasheng who had turned on the lights when he was exploring the road before, otherwise it would be a test of the heart to move forward in the dark, even without the assistance of the haunted cedar sap, it is enough to fantasize. Less scary pictures.At least everyone will worry about whether the leader is driving in the right direction.

After returning from his lover, Tang Seng, who enjoyed the fast speed for a while, finally remembered the driving force of the car.

"How does this car stop?"

"I'm afraid we can't stop." Kuroro took the pot thrown from the void again, and began to discuss with Tang Seng the law of energy conservation, energy storage and output probability, friction, inertia, etc...

After dizzying people with a lot of theoretical knowledge, whether right or wrong.The summary is that there is no instruction for this thing, and the Dasheng used too much energy in his critical moment, and he couldn't find the brake button.

Now they can only drive forward until the energy consumption is over.If the energy has not been exhausted at the destination, you have to artificially brake in an emergency.

After finishing speaking, Kuroro pulled the Great Sage and began to give serious instructions. When the time comes, the Great Sage will have to jump to some place and hold the car with the golden cudgel. What actions should the people in the car do to protect themselves from harm? It will hurt less and so on.

Before Tang Seng spoke again, he directly emphasized that such an emergency stop would cause unpredictable harm.

"I hope the energy can be exhausted early, this speed is really... disturbing."

Tang Seng didn't dare to ask for an emergency stop by speaking so directly.

There are two ordinary people in the car, and the other three apprentices are not as capable as the older apprentices, and there is a lot of luggage.

While explaining the hazards of emergency manual parking, Kuroro dexterously moved the operating lever, and the car turned left accurately in the fork.Walked into the territory that the Great Sage had not explored before.

Everyone hasn't been in the dark for a long time, and it's easy to light a fire for a group of gods who have made troubles in Tiangong, molested fairies, and smashed fairy artifacts.

This little episode made Tang Seng start worrying about what to do if Kuroro went the wrong way from the moment the car couldn't stop.

"Brother Gu, you can't drive by mistake, right?" The lamp needs to be lit, that's where the Great Sage hasn't been before.

"probably not."

"should?"

Kuroro turned around slightly and smiled slightly.

"Don't worry, you won't be able to return to Datang."

"..." I'm even more worried after you say that!

"Brother Gu!! Look ahead, look ahead, there is another fork in the road."

"Well, I see." She turned her head slowly. "It seems to be going to the left."

He said left, but the car turned to the right.

Tang Monk Master and Apprentice:! ! ! ! !

"Please, my lord, light another lamp."

"!!!!!!" Even the Great Sage was a little uneasy this time.

Hey, hey, it takes a long detour to go the wrong way.At that time, there will be no cars, so we can go on foot.

"Don't worry, I didn't go wrong."

"Amitabha." Buddha blessed.

"Yes, monks don't tell lies."

"..." You are not a monk!

Under the little teasing by the group leader all the way, the rest of the journey seemed to be faster and shorter.

It took about twelve hours to arrive at Wuji Country.

In exchange for a day of rapid speeding, they walked for at least two months.

The Great Sage and the group leader secretly controlled the speed, causing the car to gradually slow down.

Slowly and gradually decelerate, it is better to control than to suddenly use up all the energy in one breath, and it is convenient to charge secretly.

Tang Seng naturally didn't realize that the speed of the car and the use of energy could be controlled, but quietly and nervously looked at every intersection, for fear that when he came out of the ground again, he would see the frontier of Datang.

After the car "run out of energy", everyone walked for more than an hour before reaching the exit.

Monkey King flew out to see the way without Tang Seng's orders-he was not sure if Kurolo was right or not.

Thankfully, everything is normal, and the Great Sage saw the tower of the Wuji Kingdom not far ahead.

It was already midnight after hesitation, everyone went back to the cave and slept in it all night, and entered the city gate the next morning.

Because of the appearance of Sun Wukong and others, it is natural that there is a broad road wherever they go.

But the common people are also strong in resisting stress. Probably in this era when gods and goblins are as common as gossip news, everyone has more or less seen the world.

"Amitabha." Tang Seng was very satisfied with the rich people and harmonious society he saw.

It's better to be in the city, there are no monsters in the city.

Fans: ………

Yes, Wuji Kingdom is the first domestic monster you encounter.

Don't worry, there are Jade Rabbit spirits who recruit son-in-law, and national teachers who hate monks.Well, Monk, you will not be lonely.

Satisfied to walk in this country.

According to the usual practice, Tang Seng needs to meet the king to submit a customs clearance document, and then he can leave after the other party stamps it.

This customs clearance certificate can be regarded as a proof of the communication between Datang and other countries.Perhaps Li Shimin wanted this more than Buddhist scriptures—information from other countries.

Originally, it was okay to go to deal with it immediately, but Zhu Bajie was too lazy to come up, and he had to yell that he had to take a good rest, and it would be more polite to meet the king after cleaning up.

Although everyone could see that Zhu Bajie wanted to be lazy, he stayed for two days, so that Tang Seng would not be able to go on the road as soon as he got the clearance document.But there was some truth to what he said.

After coming out of Baoxiang Kingdom, although the road was calm and there were no monsters (not counting flower monsters), they did not wash up properly.

A group of people set off towards the largest royal temple when they asked the way, what?Why not go to another monastery?

You think too highly of the size of those small countries.

At the gate of the temple, Tang Seng thoughtfully stopped Zhu Bajie, who was impatient, and went in to seek accommodation by himself. The reason was very straightforward: your ugly appearance and reckless words will frighten the honest monks.

Immediately afterwards, Tang Seng got angry because of something other than monsters, which was rare.

The abbot rejected a reasonable request for lodging.

The other party's greasy face made people feel a little unwashed, and he looked at Tang Seng with his nostrils, emphasizing that this is a royal temple.

Only relatives of the emperor are accepted, not wandering monks.

There is no cover-up in the face of the power.

If you take off your monk's robes and put on official uniforms, you will be a scum who has enriched himself with money and corrupted the law.

Even wearing a monk's robe did not add the slightest bit of Buddha nature to him.

"The ancients said that the temples and Taoist temples are the posthouses of Master Fang and me. Seeing the gate of the mountain is three liters of rice. Why don't you keep me?"

Tang Seng tried his best not to judge people by appearance and expression, he began to reason rationally.

To put it bluntly, it is a good deed of traveling monks or Taoists under the concept of compassion and equality of Buddhism and Taoism to facilitate the passage of all parties.

Although it is not expressly stipulated, as long as people who believe in Buddhism in various places treat their fellow disciples so kindly.

This is not only convenient for monks who are practicing outside, but also facilitates communication between true and false buddhists, and strengthens the friendship between buddhism.

To deny this is to deny the concept of Buddhism.

It's fine if the circumstances are justifiable, but the other party obviously dislikes the poor and loves the rich, and clings to the powerful. He doesn't regard this place as a practice place to serve the Buddha, but a royal courtyard to serve the powerful.

Facing such a guy who insulted Buddhism, if it was before, Tang Seng would go out to complain to his disciples with a sigh.

And now...

"The poor monk is a monk sent to the west by His Majesty the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. When he passed by the expensive temple, he felt that he had a special relationship with the abbot, and he wanted to discuss Zen and debate the scriptures."

"You monk, you don't understand human language. Come here! Drive him away."

"Wukong." Tang Seng turned his head and shouted with a blank expression.

As soon as the Great Sage appeared, he saw a group of monks "yelling to fight and kill" his master, so he was naturally angry.

You ordinary people, if the skin is crispy and the meat is tender, you can’t beat it. Can he still beat the items in the temple?

rockery?beat!

Big tree?beat!

house?beat!

"Stop, stop!" The abbot lied completely, and began to desperately beg for mercy, expressing his willingness to receive all eminent monks.

"What! How dare you reject my master!" The stick turned again.

"Wukong." Tang Seng stopped Monkey King.

What made Tang Seng angry was not that he didn't take him in, but that he didn't have the slightest Buddhist heart in the Buddhist gate.

It's useless for Wukong to smash the entire royal temple.

Tang Seng took several deep breaths, and tried hard to recall the lessons Kuroro taught himself.

Can't be cowardly, can't shrink back, see the facts clearly, analyze more, do what you want, but... how to do it?

Frightened by Monkey King, the abbot came to ask Tang Seng tremblingly.

The general idea is that it’s fine to stay overnight, fast for elements, or debate, as long as you don’t screw up.

He glanced at the abbot who held back his anger and begged for mercy, and then looked at the ordinary monk who looked angry and confused.

Ding!

Here comes the inspiration.

He didn't believe that the entire royal temple was full of monks who had no Buddha in their hearts.The leader is not good, just change them to a good abbot.

"Wukong, Bajie, gather everyone in the main hall, we are about to discuss Buddhism."

The author has something to say: PS, there seems to be a special term for this kind of debate among Buddhist disciples, but I can’t remember it, and I can’t find it on Baidu. I wonder if anyone knows it?