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Very good, I'm afraid everyone except Tang Seng can see that there is something wrong with this matter.

Two countries are at war, and one side is defeated. The princess is righteous, and she gets married and gets married. There is nothing wrong with this.

There is nothing wrong with the royal family and people of the defeated country being angry at the despicable enemy country and not wanting the beautiful and kind princess to suffer.

When you meet an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, talk about the reason and complain?

There's nothing wrong with that.

All religious personnel have their own tree hole physique.

Don't talk about everyone's suffering, how do you enlighten others, how do you spread your beliefs.

However, when you drag a monk along the way and start begging him to solve the problem, it's a bit... over it.

Do you know if people are good or bad?Do you know how much people are capable of?Among them, with this appearance, you can really say "a princess betrothed a hero".

Well, there is Brother Gu here.

But Brother Gu was not in Tang Seng's previous introduction of "the apprentice is very powerful". He is extremely weak just by looking at his appearance. How do you believe that he can repel the barbarian king?

The second senior brother really wanted to recommend himself, if the second senior brother really gave up going west and went to help you fight against the enemy, I guess your idea is that it is better for the princess to marry and get married.

The brutality of the barbarian king is at least a human face.

Tang Seng, who is used to being begged, didn't think of this level for a while.

But it's just a problem.Now no one can say that the other party is a liar.

The prince also seemed to feel that the sudden mention of betrothing a fairy-like princess was too obvious.

Then he looked at Kuroro, who had a calm expression.

So he immediately changed his strategy and sent someone to bring up two large boxes (from the princess's dowry). After opening the box, the gold, silver and jewelry were so bright that they blinded people's eyes.

After laying the groundwork for The Story of Beauty, there will be a money offensive again, the senior official promised.

In order to make up for it and not highlight their goal as the team leader, they also promised that if Tang Seng and the others have a way and are willing to suspend their journey westward to help them solve this problem, Buddhism will be their state religion in Shijie Kingdom in the future, and Buddhism will be practiced throughout the country.

"Amitabha." Tang Seng once again rejected the proposal left behind, frowning and thinking hard about how to help the other party solve the problem.

Although he knew that with Kuroro's strength, he was absolutely qualified to be a general and bring them victory.

But he couldn't force or ask Kuroro to do so.

The scene was very quiet and awkward for a while.

The princess seemed to want to play a role, but unfortunately, the head of the group didn't give any response.No route is right for her.

This pair of siblings obviously had the final say in the team, and they looked at each other with meaningful expressions.

How deep is it?

Memories + exchanges + disputes are enough to film an episode of TV series.

After they had finished their meaningful conversation and the meal was finished, the princess and prince got up together and prepared to set off.

Tang Seng began to recite scriptures with a sad expression. He wanted to help but was unable to do so.I can only pray to the Buddha to bless me.

At this moment, the leader suddenly smiled, not the calm smile before, but a more earnest smile.This obvious change can be seen by everyone that he has something to say.

And the head of the group did start to drag the text.

What broke the fans was that the group leader actually started to talk about Buddhist scriptures, and then started with the concept of morality and justice.After hearing this, everyone almost fell asleep, and began to fully express their sympathy and understanding for Shi Heguo.

Express your willingness to help impassionedly, and don't ask for any compensation.

The prince and princess were not immediately happy. If Kuroro was really so enthusiastic and righteous, why would he wait until they were about to leave before excitedly expressing his willingness to help?

Reflex arc length?There must be a problem.

Before they could answer, the Great Sage began to tease Kurolo.

"How can I refuse? High-ranking officials and rich salary, glory and wealth, gold, silver and jewelry, and stunning beauties are the ultimate enjoyment in the world." The great sage's expression was still a little wretched.

It was exactly the same as the demon's bewitchment, Tang Seng opened his mouth, and wanted to refute, but found that his apprentice was right, all these were said by the prince just now.

But this summary, why...how does it look weird?

The prince was obviously embarrassed, and there were some words that really couldn't be summed up.

Kuroro also began to refute one by one.

First of all, it is impossible to be a high official and a generous salary. I am a person with a country, and I just go out to practice, but I still have to go back.

There is no need for gold, silver and jewelry. If I care about such ordinary things, how can I follow the holy monk for so long? With my own strength, I can't become a giant, and even open up a territory and become the lord of the country. It is very easy.

The opponent's biggest bargaining chip is a stunning beauty...

The head of the group took out a picture scroll from his sleeve, and stated that the woman in the picture was his true love.

Unfolding slowly, in the picture scroll is a lifelike female knight holding a sharp knife.

Others were amazed by the beauty of the woman in the painting and the superb artistry when they saw the portrait, but the fans were...

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Yes, either an ellipsis or a question mark.

Because the person in the painting is the female version of Yi Er Fan.

My group, don't you love that Tom Sue?Even if you wake up and stop loving, Yiermi is your "rival in love".

The world of hunters is so beautiful, which one is not good for you to choose, but choose Il fans.

Seeing the doubts of the fans, Kuroro added lightly: Because I don't want to pick Hisoka.

Well, no matter which group leader really hates Hisoka to the bone.

The world of hunters is as beautiful as clouds, but he, Hisoka, and Yiermi are the most outstanding ones.

And if you want to "defeat" the princess, it seems that you have to be a fan of Il.

There are many beautiful people, and beauty combined with unique temperament is a lethal weapon.

The noble temperament and friendly attributes of this princess are his beauty filters.

What blesses Ilmi is the danger and mystery of the assassin.

The pure white peonies are lovable, and the bloody roses are even more addictive, aren't they?

Sure enough, as soon as Yi Ermi's meticulous painting (PS) came out, no one would doubt Kuroro's unswerving loyalty to his sweetheart.

The story of a beauty that shouldn't be an accident has now become an embarrassing comma, and there is nothing to say later, but it can't just end like this.

"Elder, are you really willing to help our country for free?" At the critical moment, the prince was still there.

Lightly exposing the fact that the beauties in the book of beauties are not beautiful enough.

I was so excited that I held Kuroro's hand, as if the other party was a reborn parent, and I was afraid that Kuroro would regret it.

The expressions are quite realistic. In fact, it has nothing to do with them how Kuroro chooses. They are only here to arrange the test.

Yes, their pair is a test.

After Manjusri Bodhisattva returned to Lingshan, he mentioned Kuroro, an interesting human being. The Buddhas figured it out, but they still didn't figure it out and said something, but they all felt that this person seemed to have been with Tang Seng and his party for a long time.

Traveling west to seek scriptures is a test and a blessing.

After more than ten years of hard work, you can achieve a positive result, a shortcut! !

What if this mortal followed them all the way to the West Paradise?He is not included in the welfare list, that is a given.

But they also came through hardships and dangers all the way.The same is learned from the scriptures, and there should be no big difference.What's more, to be able to persist like this with a mortal body is to be firm in the heart of Buddha, which should be encouraged.

But the number of people who learn scriptures is fixed! !

Finally, it was agreed that there was such a test, and after the test was over, Kuroro would definitely leave the scripture learning team.

If he is attracted by beauty and other foreign objects - pass.

If he is not attracted, but is willing to help people in this country - he can practice with a bodhisattva after experiencing a dream (you can't take the shortcut to the west.)

If he is not attracted and is not willing to help, continue to follow Tang Seng firmly - in a few days, someone from the Buddhist sect will come to take him away, but the treatment will not be as good as the previous one.It is even very possible to just send an Arhat or Bodhisattva to preach to him, and the focus is to take people away from Tang Seng.

As for them being seen through?That's impossible because they're all "true".

They are all Buddhists, the servants of the Bodhisattvas and Arhats.

Suppressing their cultivation, the great sage's piercing eyes couldn't see any flaws in them.They are human after all.

The two countries are true, the marriage is true, and the story is true.

The only falsehood is that the marriage team was temporarily dropped by the Buddhist relatives group.

Alas, if it weren't for the presence of the Great Sage, why would it need to be so complicated.

A group of people are confident that they will not be seen through, even if there is a flaw in their words, it can be explained.

For example, rushing to the doctor in a hurry?Like a coincidence?For example...Krollo is so good-looking, the princess fell in love at first sight.

In fact, as long as Kuroro has just shown a little love for the princess, a poignant love story has already begun.

The prince held Kuroro's hand in all kinds of gratitude, and the princess also cooperated with her beautiful eyes, as if Kuroro was his god, as if she hadn't seen the beauty picture just now.

"Oh~ then you talk slowly, Master, let's go here, people's family affairs are not suitable for us to listen to. Idiot, Brother Sha, let's stay away. Don't disturb others."

Sun Wukong, who was playing with the conch subconsciously, suddenly put down the conch, met Ku Luoluo's eyes, and then suddenly pulled Tang Seng away.

A posture that leaves private space for both parties.

Tang Seng was dragged away in a daze, and Kuroro's smile became brighter and brighter.

"Yeah, I can help, and I don't need to go to your country to be a general."

"What??" The prince and princess and the servants standing close were stunned.

There is no such thing in the multiple choice question.

The leader gracefully took out two bottles.

"This kind is highly poisonous, colorless, tasteless, and has no medicine to cure. It is quite easy to poison. One is medicine and the other is poison. Together, you can get rid of suspicion. It is very suitable for Your Royal Highness."

The princess's face turned pale, and she was on the verge of falling.

"And this. If you want to be more serious, put this in the drinking water of the Manluo Kingdom. This is a virus, and you can understand it as a plague." Another small bottle. "After using it..."

The head of the group paused for a moment, thinking about what to say in such an environment of ancient Chinese.Forget it, let's talk straight.

"It is guaranteed that their population will be reduced to more than [-]%. But those who prescribe drugs must be careful."

The Heqin team took a collective breath, their bodies crumbling.

"This is too... hurtful." The prince managed to choke out a word. In fact, he wanted to run back to find the Buddha to save this demon.

"Doesn't your country kill people in war?" The head of the regiment looked innocent. "Well, the plague is indeed difficult to control, so that's fine."

Take out a piece of paper.

"This is the formula for firearms and bombs. Let's put it this way, it only takes about five taels of silver for a bomb, and it can be razed to the ground. What do you think? I have ready-made goods, and I won't charge you for the money. Treat it as a small meeting gift for me."

"What about this? After the powder is ignited, water can't be extinguished, and the wind can't be extinguished. It only needs a small package. Oh, it seems that you don't like this either. This is a bit difficult, and other methods are a bit roundabout. .It takes a long time, and it may not be in time.”

The head of the group continued to promote the plan to destroy the country, and even proposed to spread rumors, telling the surrounding monsters to live forever if they ate the king of the barbarian country.As long as one idiot falls for it, you win.

"You you you you you..." Even the prince stuttered this time.

Not far away, Monkey King laughed until his stomach cramped.The Great Sage Equaling Heaven, who used to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace with hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals, is now rolling all over the floor, laughing until tears come out.

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie thought he was bewitched and were at a loss.

All the test teams are not used to the leader's style of painting.

But everyone understands one thing, this kind of demon can continue to stay by the side of the learner! !

They have to go back and tell the Buddha! ! ! ! !

"I can't hold it anymore and come to test people. The quality of Lingshan is too low." He just drank the bottle of poison that was said to be dead in one drop.It is clear that it is not poison, but a bottle of ordinary water, which means the bottle looks better.

"You! How did you know that?"

"This script is basically reasonable, but I'm sorry, I have a principle, that is, I don't believe in coincidences." As the ancestor of cheating and abducting, the head of the group used all kinds of "coincidences" to travel the world.

You can see the flaws at a glance, and you have to use reasons and excuses to make sense of the scripts and romances, which will not work with him.

So they screwed things up?

The test team is very disturbed, this is the task assigned by the Buddha.

"Please pass on a message. As soon as I survive the next catastrophe, I will leave the holy monk and continue my practice. Although I admire Buddhism, I have no intention of converting to Buddhism."

"Hmph." The princess snorted coldly.Everyone knows the meaning of this. You, the one who poisoned your mouth and exterminated your family with your mouth, are you still converting to Buddhism?Pooh.

"Are you leaving after the next catastrophe?" The prince rolled his eyes.After getting an affirmative answer from Kuroro.

With the order of the prince, the Buddha-nature light appeared on everyone's body, and the armor and silk on their bodies turned into Buddhist monk's clothes.

Tang Seng obviously also saw the commotion here, and went to see him immediately, not forgetting to ask Bajie and Sand Monk to set up Monkey King who was rolling on the ground, so he couldn't lose his courtesy.

A large group of people floated into the sky, but the Buddha's light on them could not be compared with that of Goddess Guanyin.

"Disciple, Tang Sanzang often sees Bodhisattvas."

"Bodhisattva... Ha, Bodhisattva. Heh." The great sage hadn't slowed down yet.

"Disciple Zhu Wuneng has seen Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, Brother Monkey, this is...he has a bad stomach. Don't be surprised."

The Bodhisattva smiled compassionately, and kindly shook the willow branches in the Jade Cleansing Vase, freeing the Great Sage from the cramp of laughter.

Then he focused on Kuroro.

"Gu Luo, by chance, you accompanied Tang Monk to the west to learn the scriptures. This is your fate. Now that you have passed the test, you must have a chance on the way to learn the scriptures."

"Oh? But Bodhisattva, Brother Gu is not a Buddhist."

"Not now, but it will be in the future. You and I have a predestined relationship with Buddhism."

Chrollo: ...

Fans: ………

"Bodhisattva, what is the chance?" Chance is the benefit, and the Great Sage jumped up to get the benefit for Kuroro.

"Come on, put your hand out."

The head of the group stretched out his hand generously, and Guanyin wrote a promise with a willow branch.

The promise of the promise.

The meaning is simple, there are gifts.You did what you said, and you got a gift.

"I disturbed your master and apprentice on your way. I will give you a ride."

With a wave of the Bodhisattva's hand, Tang Monk, his disciples, and Ku Luoluo floated out of the white clouds directly from the bottom of their feet, and flew towards the distance.

After landing, I saw a continuous mountain range.

"Good guy, Bodhisattva is really a good person. He sent us a few months' journey in one breath. It would be nice to fly a little longer, flying over this mountain range. The road here is obviously not easy to walk, and there may be monsters."

After landing, Zhu Bajie was the first greedy to fly too little.

Three-dimensional fans immediately understood what Guanyin meant.

Since the group leader promised to leave in the next catastrophe, I will send you to the next catastrophe directly.

You hurry up.

The fans also immediately understood why the leader had suddenly frightened the test team so bluntly just now.

Amazing.