[Comprehensive] The head of the cross-border live broadcast

Chapter4Physical Education

For Saiki Kusuo, if there is any subject that gives him the most headache, it is nothing more than physical education.

Nothing is more difficult than keeping an eye out all the time.

Dodgeball - easy to kill people.

Judo——Accidentally became the man who carried the Japanese judo world on his back.

Especially the existence of Hui Lu.

Hui Lu Chuzhi, the monitor of Class [-], Grade [-], PK Middle School, is passionate, helpful, and very popular in the class.

The mantra is: get serious, don't give up, burn up, come on, come on!

As long as he burns, everyone in the class will be infected (except Saiki Kusuo).

Every time he was watched by Hui Lu, he was forced to "serious".

"It's better to say that your acting skills are too bad. Every time you say that you are serious, you will be seen through." Kurolo, who was forced to popularize science, couldn't help answering.

[Live broadcast started? ]

"No."

[Tucao doesn't look like your personality. ]

"It's purely emotional."

[Compared to Hui Lu, Rantang often assists God. ]

The various god systems of Rantang often steal the limelight and Hui Lu's attention.

It is also up to him to reduce the favorability of his classmates.

Also in the physical education class, the importance of burning the classroom soared.

But this does not prevent Saiki Kusuo from hating physical education.

Saiki Kusuo looked at Kuroro expectantly, ever since he knew that Kuroro was going to have a task of being an ordinary person like himself, Kusuo began to feel refreshed.

Finally, there is a person with superior ability to share the joys and sorrows with him.

This feeling is simply refreshing.

Kusuo, who had fought with Kuroro, naturally knew Kuroro's strength.Needless to say, the physical fitness alone is also outstanding.

According to him, the doors in his hometown were opened randomly.

It would be even better if Kuroro didn't take it seriously.

Kusuo waited for Kuroro to be in a hurry with a smile on his face.

"Qi Mu seems to be in a particularly good mood today?" Kai Teng Shun looked at Qi Mu who was in a good mood and was a little puzzled.As a real physical waste, he naturally hates physical education class.

As someone who also hates physical education classes, I feel somewhat touched.

Although I don't know why Qi Mu doesn't get bad grades in physical education and hates physical education classes, but the decadent feeling of dawdling is still the same.

"Oh oh oh, I see. Qi Mu must have obtained the Divine power of light last night! Enhanced resistance to the dark invasion of the Dark Parliament."

"..." Kubota Xu Alian, who originally wanted to talk to Hai Teng.

"But at the critical moment, I still have to watch my dark wings." He ran over to Qimu and whispered. "Even if you get new power, don't be careless. Those people are all demons trying to destroy the world. When you need it, remember to use this gesture to summon me. Ah, Mr. Luxilu, I'm afraid you don't know yet. Those guys The human classification plan is being implemented. But it doesn’t matter, when necessary, I will release the Black Peat sealed in my left hand to protect the world. You ordinary people don’t need to know these places, enjoy the peace now.”

Fortunately, he left after speaking.

Otherwise, Kuroro might fail in the face of such a secondary illness.

[Do not care of details. ]

"makes sense."

After getting rid of the details of Kaito, physical education class finally started.

The first is the basic warm-up exercise, watching Kuroro running with him on the second step without rushing, and then the main event.

"Today's project is basketball!"

[Oops. ]

Kusuo hates that sports are also graded.

If it is running, height adjustment, long jump or mat sports, it is easy to handle.

But if it involves confrontation, it will be more troublesome.

Basketball is also a ball game in the confrontation category.

This made him lose all intention of watching Kuroro's jokes for an instant.

Saiki Kusuo plays basketball, can you watch it?

Take a dribble, bang, the basketball hits the floor.

Shoot the ball, swipe the basketball through the ceiling of the basketball court.

When passing the ball, the ball either floats halfway and falls, or knocks people out of the court together.

Slam dunk?You don't want your school basketball hoop anymore?

Dribble?Don't be ridiculous, a hot-blooded movement is too fast, and if you slow down, you will be robbed by others, which is even more detrimental.

In basketball activities before, he always pretended to be sick when he could, and dead when he could.

When you can't escape, you fight too hard.

Pretend to be weak and get robbed of the ball at every turn.Optimistically, the favorability level drops to around [-], then use the power of mind to control the basketball, and take a few long-range three-pointers to increase the favorability level.

It's hard work to count the favorability.

Not to mention the non-stop passing the ball halfway, passing people, and all kinds of physical and mental details.

Tired of thinking about it.

Ten times more annoying than dodgeball. The rules of dodgeball are simple. Except for the bad luck last time, as long as you count the time and get hit, you will end.

It's more troublesome than judo. After all, judo is a two-person sport. Whether it's Mr. Song Qi or Hui Lu, he only needs to concentrate on dealing with one.

But basketball is a sport of five people after all, and he has to guard against five people anytime, anywhere.

Football is better than basketball

[Let's skip class. ] Saiki Kusuo just wanted to raise his hand and say that he had a high fever (as a telekinetic with the ability to burn, it is very easy for him to burn himself to over ninety degrees).

He raised his hand a little before it was held down by the person next to him.

"I started a live broadcast."

[......]

According to the agreement, Saiki Kusuo had to contribute to Kuroro Live.

[You deliberately! ]

Facing the raging anger of his cohabitants, Kuroro nodded with a smile on his face.

[Don't forget, your contract with me also includes covering for me. ] The second clause of the contract is to help Saiki Kusuo in all aspects to not attract attention.

"Will gym class attract attention? You usually have gym class, don't you? That's a little trouble you can solve yourself. But... it's okay if you let me help."

Showing a not-so-virtuous smile, attracting people to the bait.

Everyone in the live broadcast room "condemned" the team leader for bullying others.

Then wait for Qishen's answer with fan anticipation.

Whoops, it's so confusing.

[Tell me, what are the conditions. ] Use additional conditions to ask for help.

"There is nothing in this world that I want." Ordinary property robbery, one time is enough.I really didn't think about it for a while, I just realized it was playing basketball.

[Your live broadcast. ]

"You have cooperated very well. Whether it is the women's clothing before or the compromise now."

[Cooperation and initiative are two different things. ] Qi Mu turned his head and turned to the place Kuroro had often looked at just now (the location of the barrage) and spoke directly to the audience.

[As long as it doesn't fall below the limit, it's fine. ]

【Leader Fruit Body】

【Qi Shen fruit body】

[The fruit body of Qi Shen and the leader]

【French kiss for two people】

[XXOO, beep—that beep—]

Saiki Kusuo: ...Have you heard the premise of not being offline?

Kurolo: ...

Why are kids so dirty now?

But one of them inspired Kuroro.

"Sing."

[? ? ? ]

"Sing, sing with your own voice."

[Coffee pudding from Qi Mu's house: Great, that's it, that's it.Qi Shen has been talking in his head, we can't hear it at all here, we can only see subtitles.Qi Shen's magnetic voice makes me drunk just thinking about it. 】

Below Saiki's coffee pudding, rows of +1s show everyone's expectations and approval.

[Okay, but I will decide the song and track. ]

[Flower who loves to laugh: What a pity, I wanted to hear Qi Shen sing the song "Passionate Samba" that he escaped in the animation]

[The snail is really not slow: what a pity, how majestic is it? 】

[Melancholy kitten: What a pity, the national anthem is also very touching. 】

[Invincible is the loneliest: What a pity, I vote for Er Xiao Fang Cowherd]

【God Said Let There Be Light: What a pity on Beijing’s Golden Mountain (with action)】

[Qiuqiu Qiuqiu: What a pity, the Young Pioneers team song, the children's group song. 】

[Jiang Anonymous: Why are there so many themes?I click "Bai Suzhen under Qingcheng Mountain"]

[Reasoning Madness: Peking Opera, Outsmarting Tiger Mountain]

【Yuyuyu: Shaoxing Opera Butterfly Lovers, Eighteen Companions】

[Soy Sauce Party: Then I'll make one too, Shanghai Opera, Yanyan is the matchmaker. 】

Kuroro kindly conveyed the message one by one.Qi Shen said... just pretend he didn't see it.Well, Song Qi is already doing the roll call, hurry up.

Kuroro immediately took out the thief's ultimate intention (using Yin), took out a ball and stuck it on Qishen's body.The fluorescent green ball instantly turned into a transparent liquid, covering Saiki Kusuo's whole body.

[Good weight. ]

"How about carrying weight all over your body? If it's not enough, you can add more." The limitation of this ability is that gravity can only be added to one person.Can not group attack.

But if I am strong enough in fighting and fighting, I can give the enemy such a blow at a critical moment.

It is almost a trick that determines the outcome.

If the strength is not strong...then open a hunter physical training class, it will be quite profitable if you think about it.

Well, what the original owner of this ability intends is no longer known.Anyway, the ability now belongs to the team leader.

It is Qi Shen who enjoys this ability.

[Ten times heavier] Tried the jump. [It's amazing, it's amazing. ]

Saiki Kusuo immediately beamed with joy.He found that after meeting Kuroro, he encountered many surprises.

[If you use the right to jump now, you can jump about ten meters at most.so amazing.Can it be heavier? ]

"Keep it on again. My thoughts are not enough to last until your game is over."

Under Kusuo's control, Kuroro and Kusuo were indeed not in a group.

During the whole process, Kuroro watched Kusuo happily jumping all over the field as quietly as a chicken.

Kusuo likes sports and also wants friends.

It's a pity that his super power made him unable to make any friends, and he was afraid to make friends because of the shadow of his childhood.It wasn't until the beginning of the plot that he was entangled with "troublesome goblins" one by one, and couldn't get rid of them.

As for sports, if he wants to have fun, there is only such a no-man's land in the world that he is satisfied with, and by the way, he has manipulated the satellites.

It's rare to be able to play it heartily (as long as it is slightly suppressed).Qi Mu can be said to be... his whole body glowed with joy.

Not the goofy glow you get when you see coffee pudding.

But from the heart, a natural smile.

[The flower that loves to laugh: I feel so sad suddenly. 】

[The snail is really not slow: Yes, Qi Shen, it's really not easy. 】

[The pillow is here: I can survive the telepathy, the desire to control the world, and the loneliness of not having friends. 】

[Reasoning maniac: The group leader laughed a little... strangely. 】

Very good, the schoolmaster with a photographic memory spoke up, and everyone sounded the alarm one after another to see what happened.

Sure enough, soon, Qishen's side was "perilous".

Hui Lu Chuzhi spoke first, and held Qi Mu's hand with sweat all over his body: "It's too powerful, Qi Mu, I said that you must not be serious at ordinary times, but you are really good when you are serious. I admit that you are my opponent. gone."

【wait wait wait. 】

"Besides Rantang, to have an opponent, really... so happy." Tears welled up in his eyes.

Ran Tang: "Yeah, the partner is very powerful. Even I can't block it."

[Wait, just now...] Because the strength and speed were sealed, the horsepower was fully activated.

The eyesight, reaction, and skills that belong to superpowers will not be locked by gravity.After getting used to his body, he naturally crushed the audience.

Mr. Song Qi pressed the last straw: "Saiki, you are the man who supports the Japanese basketball world."

Saiki Kusuo: 【Every time I say this. 】

Saiki Kusuo sets his sights on the only one who can solve this commotion now.

Otherwise, he would have to take off the suppressor and use his mind to control it, but this time the matter is more complicated, if he uses his mind to control the trap, it will definitely cause great side effects.

"It has nothing to do with me."

Kuroro's expression and tone were not innocent at all.

But Kusuo really couldn't put all the blame on Kuroro.

It can only be compromised as before.

[You order a song, but I have the right to veto! ]

"make a deal."

Kuroro pretended to congratulate Qi Mu, and ran over to give him a hug.

In the next second, Qi Mu fell to the ground.

His head was covered in cold sweat, his whole body was cold, his breathing was rapid, his face was livid, his lips were purple, and his heart rate was accelerating.

A group of laymen are naturally in a hurry.At this time, Kuroro stood up and said that it might be a heart attack, just take a rest.

Hmm...it looks similar.That's heart disease!

Can a heart attack be cured?

I can't tell the difference between poisoning and heart disease, but there is still some common sense that heart disease doesn't get better after a while.

Just when the whole class was about to call an ambulance.

Kusuo puts himself "back in time".

Well, it's all good for anyone to be stupefied.

"Congratulations, you can often use this trick in physical education classes in the future."

[My acting skills are not good enough. ]

Fans: Qi Shen, so you know.

[Can your poison stay? ] If you don’t want to go to gym class, you can eat a handful.

"That's caused by thoughts, you can use other poisons."

[There is nothing in this world that can poison me. ] That is to say, the poison that Kuroro just administered made him a bit "turned up".

Kusuo felt so sorry.

The fans were a little speechless watching this conversation.

Well, just don't know what to say.

When it was Kuroro's turn to play, Saiki stared with his eyes wide open.

then.

Walking foul, thug foul, blocking foul, pulling foul, three-second violation.

Sent off, substitute on.

"Sorry, I don't know much about basketball." Unlike Qi Mu, Kurollo believed everything he said.

[Damn, there is this trick. ] Saiki Kusuo glared at Kuroro several times.

Feel the hearty after strenuous exercise...

[Forget it, today...is pretty good. ]