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Chapter 10 Saiki Chestnut's Birthday

[How about it? ]

Saiki Kusuo showed Kuroro his way of handling Qimu Chestnut's birthday party.

first step, avatar

Turn yourself into two.

The second step is to transform.

One of them became Saiki Chestnut.

perfect.

but……

Qi Mu's clone super power is not perfect.

The separated Saiki Kusuo looked weird.

It's the same if the avatar becomes Qi Mu Lizi.

Originally, I thought that the person who had seen the most Qi Mu chestnuts had only met him twice.I should be able to get past it... right?

After looking around the "finished product" for a long time, the similarity reached more than 95%.should be no problem.

Kusuo directed "Sai Mu Chestnut" to stand next to Kuroro.

Just as he nodded his head, "Qimu Lizi" accidentally exposed a pair of big rabbit teeth.

Very good, change another avatar.

This time it became a dead fish eye.

Change it again, and gain weight three times.

change again...

how to say.

Saiki Kusuo must have tried this before, but today, he was obviously a bit confused.

How else can I say that procrastination is a big deal? If I started to become avatar earlier, I wouldn't be as anxious and chaotic as I am now.

Kuroro, who watched Kusuo Saiki's busy work, said that it was very hard to hold back his laughter.

"If you were a member of my team, I would definitely put you and Hisoka in a group." Abnormality can cure all diseases, and Hisoka will arouse all of Kusuo's fighting spirit.

Kusuo, who was busy transforming, directly blocked Kuroro's words.

The doorbell rang suddenly, and the last time had come.

Kusuo and Kurorozi scrutinized the No. N "Saiki Chestnut" in front of them, which was ten centimeters shorter than normal, with bowed legs and a matchmaker's mole.

It doesn't work at all!

If I had known it earlier, I would have chosen the one with three rounds of fat, at least I could explain it!

But time is running out.

"Little Kusuo... what should I do now?" The sense of fun of watching his son play with the clone has disappeared, and Qi Mu's mother is now worried about being in the wrong.

[I can only use hypnosis. ]as usual.

I looked at the people at home, can't my mother?No matter who the mother is hypnotized into, the mother will reveal her truth.

Crowley can't.

The birthday party was caused by the super limited edition coffee pudding machine before, and the excuse was that Kuroro wanted to celebrate his "girlfriend"'s birthday.Kuroro couldn't be absent.

Then there's dad.

"Okay, okay, let Dad come. Kusuo has a lot of things to ask Dad for help recently!"

This expression, this expression, this tone...

Saiki Kusuo raised his hand, and his fingers were in a state of ejection.

Qi Mu's father frowned reflexively, and this reaction made Qi Mu feel satisfied.

Kuroro went to open the door with "Kuriko Saiki", and when he reached the entrance, he suddenly turned around to "remind" Kusuo.

"You can arrange for a clone to lie upstairs and say that Saiki Kusuo is sick."

The possibility of wearing clothes while lying still is very small.

Moreover, his elder brother is ill, "Qimu Lizi" can completely cancel this birthday party!

Even "Sai Mu Chestnut" can't appear.

Wait, it's okay to let "Qimu Lizi" be sick, lying in bed with eyes closed, bow-legged, ten centimeters shorter, rabbit teeth and so on can be ignored.

[Why didn't I think of it! ] Saiki Kusuo almost nodded, but as soon as the corner of his mouth was raised, he immediately equalized and stared at Kuroro warily.

[No, no, there will be a birthday party, and it was originally planned by this guy. He is so kind to help me find a way?Absolutely not! 】

To be cautious, Kusuo took a deep look at Kuroro, regretting for the nth time that he had sealed his telepathy with this person.

Isn't it just a birthday party, what trouble can I cause myself.

Kuroro looked at the back of Saiki Kusuo rushing to open the door with pride and ambition, and smiled very "normally".

[The snail is really not slow: Captain, did you really give advice just now or is there really a trap? 】

Curious if it died.

If the head of the group really gave advice, then Qi Shen must be extremely regretful when he finds out.

Kurolo: [It's all the same. 】

Crowd: ? ? ?

Kurolo: [He chose to continue the birthday party. After the party is over, he will definitely think that if he pretends to be sick, there will be nothing to do.If he had just chosen to feign illness... I would have hinted that Teruhashi Shinmi and Randori would stay and take care of him. 】

According to observation, Saiki Kusuo is usually the most afraid of these two people.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei will not miss the opportunity to take care of her sweetheart. There is really nothing she can't do that Zhaoqiao Xinmei wants to do.

Enjoyed the care of such a great beauty.

As long as there is even a little bit of gossip, the days after Kusuo will be wonderful.

As for the burning power, it is even simpler.His existence is enough to make trouble.

Even the head of the team couldn't predict what Rantangli would do.After all, even Wojin is just straight-hearted, not brainless.

He may have carried Kusuo to the hospital on the spot, or he may have found a handful of medicine and stuffed it in for Kusuo, or he may have found some folk prescription...

Kuroro; [If he can think of Qi Mu Lizi pretending to be sick, this trick is still effective. 】

Compared with Qiao Xinmei, taking care of her sweetheart's younger sister with her sweetheart is an opportunity to show herself better than taking care of herself.

[Who the hell is that? Well, Qi Shen was not fooled.That's right, they've been living together for two months, if they still can't come to their senses, then it's not Qi Shen. 】

[Reasoner: It doesn't matter if you are fooled or not, don't forget, the party leader planned this party from the very beginning. 】

"Happy birthday, Lizi!" A group of people set off fireworks at the door of Qi Mu's house.Even if it is agreed, this "surprise" mode has not changed at all.

Saiki Kuriko nodded to everyone with the same paralyzed face as Saiki Kusuo.

It couldn't be colder.

Fortunately, everyone is used to Saiki Kusuo's facial paralysis, and now seeing Lizi sister like this, it feels normal.

But "Saiki Kusuo" standing behind made people feel... something weird.

[The last time I celebrated Qi Mu's birthday, he was so weird at the beginning, but then he got better...]

[Oh, Saiki-san is too cute, probably because he is not used to the lively atmosphere of parties. 】

Kusuo, who accurately heard the voice of his heart, looked at the person who patted his chest to ensure that he would not reveal his trap with sharp eyes.

"Auntie, are you leaving?"

"Auntie is going to the neighborhood committee, you young people have fun. His father is working overtime today."

Mom is too easy to slip up, and Dad is also easy to reveal. (The problem of Kusuo's poor acting skills is definitely hereditary.) It was originally agreed that Mom and Dad would simply go out on a date.But now it's up to Dad to stay and play Kusuo...

[Mom, sorry, I will compensate you later. ]

[It's nothing, there are plenty of opportunities after dating Dad, so have fun, Kusuo! 】

"We will celebrate the chestnuts again in the evening. Mom means that we should play with young people and be more comfortable." Kuroro smoothed things over again.Explained a little more logically.

"Ah, change your mouth." As soon as the elders left, the young people became more alive.

"Congratulations." Mengyuan and Zhaoqiao, two people with goals, thought at the same time that they should learn from Xiao Lizi.

"I didn't expect that, Lu Xilu, you acted too fast. It's amazing."

"It's so nice to be a childhood sweetheart!"

Everyone ridiculed Kuroro's embrace of the beauty.

Halfway through the talk, he looked at Qi Mu Lizi, and the expected shyness did not appear at all, as if everyone was not teasing her.

Uh... how should I put it.

Still that sentence is worthy of Saiki Kusuo's younger sister.

The party room is already decorated.

The two adults of Saiki's family have a lot of experience in party decorations. Every Christmas, they are called fancy dresses.The brand-new decoration at home really surprised a group of children.

Keep praising.

"It's so beautiful, this is the most beautiful party decoration I've ever seen. Ah, this, this, this is amazing." Mengyuan fell into a dream state looking at the various stars hanging from the ceiling.

"Yeah, it's very artistic. It's like the place of promise in the Temple of Light." Hai Teng Shun took a fancy to Happy Birthday, which was pieced together with various sword models.Kubogu Xu Yalian also likes this part.Boys.

"Hahahaha, isn't this a partner!" Rantang pointed to the illustration of Kusuo's head made of flowers by Qi Mu's mother...

The head is made of pink and champagne roses, the eyes are made of green leaves, and the two protruding flower buds are used as antennas.It seems to be full of visual sense.

It's strange to have a head in a basket, but... everyone still feels it.They praised Qi Mu's mother's ingenuity.

Until sister Zhaoqiao inadvertently asked.

"But isn't today Lizi's birthday?"

Um, yes.

They came to celebrate Qi Mu Lizi's birthday.

And this masculine decoration in the bustle, this dress, this special flower arrangement, no matter how you look at it, it looks like it is for Saiki Kusuo's birthday.

【not good! ] Kusuo immediately started to remedy, but before he started to explain, Kuroro next to him put his arms around the shoulder of "Kurizi Saiki" with a face full of affection.

"I can't help it, who told me that my Lizi is controlled by my brother."

[Yes, Lu Xilu once said that the hobby of chestnuts is exactly the same as that of Kusuo. 】

Everyone's eyes focused on "Qimu Lizi" again.It seemed that she was waiting for her to respond with the law of closing the coffin.

Kusuo, who had been paralyzed for a long time, could only get a little steam on his face, and expressed it with as shy an expression as possible.

[Well, I like my brother the most. ] Look at what Kurolo said.

What I said... a little bit of gnashing of teeth.

Today's dress, Kuroro "helped" by his parents.

In everyone's eyes, this is the coquettishness between lovers, and the screen swipes in their hearts, saying that the relationship between the two is really good.

[I have to learn from Xiao Lizi. 】

[You have to learn from Lu Xilu. 】

Apart from Rantang Li, today's voices are surprisingly unified.

And Qi Shen, who can read minds, felt breathless in his chest.

Now that you're familiar with the party scene, it's time to start celebrating the birthday.

Everyone took out different brands of coffee beans in unison.Although the packaging is different, they all use girlish colors and styles, even the ones produced by Rantang are the same.

"Qianli has to work and cannot come. This is the amulet she gave to Lizi." A pine cone.

Everyone knows the special situation of Meliang Chisato's family. Now that it is the summer vacation, she must be spending every minute and every second working part-time.

"Thank you so much, don't you, Chestnut."

To be honest, if it weren't for Kuroro, I don't know how many times there would have been silences.

After all, today is the birthday of my classmate's sister & girlfriend.They will come because of the favor of Saiki Kusuo and Kuroro, even the two girls are not familiar with chestnuts.

Under normal circumstances, such a birthday party would not be a cold one.

Everyone is a classmate, and the only one who is not a classmate is the relative of two of them or today's birthday star.

However, today's "Saiki Kusuo" is a fake. It is good for Saiki's father to keep his face paralyzed and not revealing his secrets.

Fortunately, Kuroro is here...

Kuroro said he would be gone soon.

After "Qimu Lizi" thanked everyone, Kuroro said with a gentle face, now he will make some coffee pudding for everyone to try.

This proposal was approved by all.Especially Saiki Kusuo, the coffee pudding fan.

After subconsciously nodding, he quickly discovered Kuroro's sinister intentions.

As soon as he left, everyone's topic couldn't get around "Saiki Kusuo".

Zhaoqiao Xinmei and Yumehara Zhiyu talked with Li Zi.But what they say...

Yumehara Zhiyu: "Lizi, how far have you and Lu Xilu reached?"

Zhaoqiao Xinmei: "Zhiyu, why are you asking this like that!"

Yumehara Zhiyu: "Oh oh oh, don't ask, don't ask. Speaking of which, Li Zizi is very powerful, and Kuroro is very difficult to win at a glance."

[Let’s reveal a trick or two. 】

Xinmei Zhaoqiao: "Lizi and Kuroro have known each other since childhood."

[Childhood sweetheart, if I and Qi Mu could grow up together...ah, what am I thinking! 】

Yumehara Zhiyu: "By the way, there is a newly opened internet celebrity couple restaurant in Osaka. It is said that the possibility of couples who have been there has increased by 5.00%! Have Xiao Lizi and Kuroro been there?"

Kusuo: 【Only 5.00%? 】

Shinmi Teruhashi: "Chestnut spends more time in the UK."

Yumehara Zhiyu: "That's right, come on, come on, my sister will teach you a few tricks, long-distance relationships need stability the most."

Kusuo: [Wait until you catch up with Kaito first! 】

[Coffee pudding from Qi Mu's house: I think Qi Shen is about to collapse. 】

[Yuyuyu: It's a pity, we can't hear the complaints that Qi Shen was thinking. 】

[Reasoning maniac: Qi Shen can't sit still soon, Guochun's father is about to be captured here. 】

The communication on the boys side is more direct.

"Qi Mu, how much homework did you do during the summer vacation? With your personality, you should have finished it long ago."

"Ah, partner. Are you done? Lend me to copy."

"I won't forget to draw a picture diary again."

"I only did half of it... That's because the hot summer is the peak period of the Dark Council's activities, and they launch surprise attacks every year during the summer vacation. The transitional battle at night caused my Dark Reunion to be consumed too much, and I always had to do it during the day Meditate to supplement."

Qi Mu's father: "What? D...Ah, that, I did my homework, my Nan... I mean no matter how difficult it is, I did it, and you can come to my house to copy it some other day."

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that everyone in the room was staring at him.

[Kusuo Ameng, did I say something wrong? 】

[That's right, it's just that the voice is a little louder. ] Copying homework and shouting so loudly.

No, I still have to let Dad go out.

But what to do.

"Everyone, do you want to try cocktail pudding? That machine can really do anything."

"Hey? Is it okay?"

"Wine, I want to try it."

"We are already sophomores in high school, no problem."

"it's not good."

"It's just a wine-flavored pudding, and the alcohol content is not high."

"I agree with you."

Parents are away, everyone wants to try something new.

Kuroro suddenly came out of the kitchen and said something, just to remind Saiki Kusuo.The savior is here.

[I asked you for help, and I have to pay the price again, right? ]

Kusuo has seen through Kuroro's routine.

Get out of a little trouble first, then sit back and wait for him to ask him for help.Making a request, that request is usually another hassle too.

Combine it with what you already have around you...

[No!Don't forget, according to the contract, you must help me. ]

But what the contract says is to help Saiki Kusuo avoid attracting attention, and the current situation is completely outside this scope.

Kuroro turned back calmly, leaving Saiki Kusuo with a smile of victory.

In the eyes of others, how tender and sweet it is.

Inspired, Teruhashi Komi changed her seat a little, and sat next to "Saiki Kusuo" with the same smile as Kuroro just now.

【Kusuo! ! ! ! 】Guochun's father's SOS.

Qi Mu Lizi immediately stood up and went to the kitchen to "help".

"You can completely separate yourself."

[Didn't I just try it before, I was unlucky today, and now it's too late to be lucky. ]

"After using the avatar, you can use hypnosis to let your avatar replace Mr. Saiki's current job." Kuroro sighed, looking at Kusuo, with the look of a teacher looking at a poor student.

Hate that iron is not steel.

Kusuo, who was enlightened by a new idea, immediately went back and dragged his father to teleport, and gave him directly to his mother.Let the two of them go on a sweet date.

When he returned to the party with his avatar.

"Qimu~" Shinmei Zhaoqiao, who had reddish cheeks and a little blurred eyes, fell to his side in a daze.

It's not just her, Rantang, Kuwagusu, and Mengyuan are all slightly drunk.

Hai Teng even passed out drunk without disappointment.

Saiki Kusuo & Saiki Chestnut looked at the pudding on the table that claimed to have only a little cocktail added, and then at Kuroro.

Hehe, do you think this little thing can blame him?

Back in time!

"Ah, this is... just a moment ago I was a little dizzy."

"I think so too."

"It's quite strong."

"I just fainted for a while, not very strong."

"It may be that the proportion of the cocktail I added is a bit wrong, sorry. Then... I will take this first." The hypocritical leader.

"No no no, no need. It's just a faint." Zhaoqiao Xinmei's eyes flashed, and she stopped Kuroro with a sweet smile, and immediately ate several.

Zhaoqiao Xinmei: [This lady's slightly drunk appearance must be the most shining in the world, I don't believe Qi Mu, you are not right with me! 】

[Reasoning maniac: Time goes back one day and can only be used once for the same target. 】

[Yuyuyu: It's useless to use it N times, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be drunk. 】