[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

...every meeting with Iron Man is so awkward.

This can make people how to be good.

Xue Shurong was quiet for a few seconds, then said expressionlessly, "Sir, you should first calculate how much my roof is worth."

Tony took off his helmet, smoothed his hair, and looked at the surrounding environment. After a while, his thick eyebrows raised high: "The taste is good."

His teasing tone and demeanor are undoubtedly ironic.

"..."

Xue Shurong decided to blackmail this tin pot local tycoon severely.

"Click, click, click..."

Tony wobbled around like a king touring his territory.

Xue Shurong stood up and asked, "Do you have anything to do?"

"...No. To be clear, it's just something innocuous."

The face-saving Iron Man will not admit that he made a small, small joke when discussing the problem with Professor Banner, which angered the other party, and was thrown directly from the building by the avatar Hulk like throwing a football go out.

God knows he just wanted to liven up the atmosphere! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

——However, it turns out that this is the end of bullying honest people.

Iron Man, who has not had time to change the power supply, is sadly reminded.

"By the way, is he your ex-boyfriend?" Tony looked sympathetic.

"Let's talk about repairs." Xue Shurong, who had experienced Deadpool's rants, was already immune to Tony's words. She picked up the paper on the table and wrote on it, "The cost of the roof...the wallpaper... The floor... and the furnishings of the house..."

"Hey! Talking about money is so boring!"

Tony shrugged and said, "Okay, Jarvis, do you feel the horror of women's preoccupation?"

—Jarvis?

Xue Shurong's hands stopped, cold sweat broke out all over his back, and he seemed to ask unintentionally, "Who are you talking to?"

"My good assistant," he pointed to his armor, "Jarvis, say hello to this madam."

Tony's response was deathly silence.

"Jarvis?"

"Hello, Miss Misha." A deep voice came from Tony's direction.

When Xue Shurong heard the unfamiliar greeting, her tense back suddenly relaxed, and before she knew it, beads of sweat oozed from her forehead.

She put down her pen and smiled reluctantly and replied, "Hello."

"Strange..." Tony was surprised by Jarvis's deep voice, "Could it be that the battery is too low?... No, no, it's not this problem..."

Xue Shurong didn't hear his muttering clearly.

Tony's thoughts were all on the wrong suit: "I still have things to do, so I won't stay here anymore. Someone will talk to you about the compensation later, and you can decide on the compensation."

Local tycoon!What a rich man!

For a while, Tony's stubble looked much more handsome in Xue Shurong's eyes.She smiled until her eyes narrowed: "Okay!"

Tony put on his helmet again and was about to set off, but was stopped by Xue Shurong.

"If the battery is enough, please help." She pointed to the unconscious Perry, "Bring him to S.H.I.E.L.D., and they will understand."

Now Xue Shurong seems to be half a big zombie catcher.They usually hide very well, and most of them are powerful people, but through Xue Shurong's intentional or unintentional contact and Perry is already the third one.

They will be happy to see new members join.

"Well, as a qualified gentleman, this can still be done."

Iron Man stepped forward and carried Perry on his shoulders. The engine under his feet started, and after a rumbling sound, he flew up to the sky.

But in an instant, he disappeared.

"call……"

Xue Shurong wiped off the sweat from his forehead, and said mockingly, "His voice system manager is also called Jarvis, I'm really scared to death."

The usually gentle and calm housekeeper said that he really wanted to pretend to be dead at this moment.

"Jarvis?"

"...I'm here, miss."

"I still think your voice is better." Xue Shurong suddenly laughed again, "His Jarvis seems to be holding his throat, it sounds so uncomfortable, I don't know how he usually bears it."

Jarvis: "..."

This question was too difficult and he chose to remain silent.

……

Half of the house was destroyed, and there was no way to move in until it was repaired. In desperation, Xue Shurong had no choice but to live in Penny's house.

Of course, even if everything can be thrown away, Jarvis cannot throw it away.

The big beauty named Pep—er, although the name is a bit strange, she almost thought it was Pepper.The other party was supposed to be Tony's assistant, but he condescended to come over and clean up his mess himself.

In the face of a hot, shrewd and capable professional woman, Xue Shurong was ashamed to speak up.

However, after some inspections, Pep not only proposed to change all the wallpaper and furniture, but also told her not to worry, explaining that the construction staff was dedicated to Stark and would be very fast.

"It's much better to spend on the decoration of a villa than to give free money to those women with big breasts and no brains."

——This is Pep's original words.

Xue Shurong almost hugged her thigh with tears in her eyes and begged for support.

The two of them chatted in the coffee shop all afternoon, happily exchanging contact information.Xue Shurong would be even happier if the system prompt for the system raider character hadn't sounded.

In this way, the short cohabitation life with Penny began.

"Hi, Misha, let's go on vacation together this weekend!" Penny scratched her face, lying on the sofa and eating blueberry-filled jellybeans while watching a variety show, "Aina's cousin has a villa in the suburbs, can we Play for a few days."

Xue Shurong mopped the floor three times and was tidying up the messy items in the house.She lifted Petunia's large bra, and was really powerless to complain: "Why can't it be placed where it should be, won't someone come?"

"Its mission is to stay where I can find it at any time." Petunia didn't blush at all.

... Can you really find it?

Xue Shurong silently threw it into the basket to be washed and continued tidying up.

Penny glanced at her watch in her spare time: "You've been cleaning up Misha all afternoon, aren't you tired?"

"Leave it alone and I'll die."

It can drive crazy obsessive-compulsive disorder!

"Okay, what about the weekend trip?"

"I do not want to go."

What can a bunch of men and women do when they go to the villa to play.It's nothing more than playing a few large-scale games, having sex with a partner, and having sex with an unaccompanied one, she doesn't want to mess things up.

What's more, the living situation around her is so dangerous, it's better for her to stay quietly in the urban area.

"Are you really not going? Misha, don't worry, it's not a date with four people, about ten people will go there, and there is a special chef to cook, it's very interesting!"

"...don't go."

"My sweetheart!" Penny held her arm, coquettishly, "There are many boys this time, aren't you afraid that I will be taken advantage of?"

"Not afraid."

Xue Shurong got goosebumps all over his body due to the shock, and quickly shook off the nougat with a stiff face.

Why does this guy have more and more deadpool potential?Is it her illusion?

"Ohio is fun! We can drop by for some shopping and see hot guys..."

"Wait, where are you going?"

"Go shopping in town..."

"No no, repeat it again, where are you on vacation?"

"Ohio, it's not too far from here, we can take the train to enjoy the scenery along the way. How about it, do you want to go?"

Xue Shurong's expression was serious: "Penny, you have seen the news, those criminals have not been arrested yet, don't go to that state."

"But the time and place have already been set," Petunia shrugged, as if telling her not to make a fuss, "There are shootings every day in the United States, but I am lucky to be alive. Don't worry, no Something happened."

Such words generally require a flag.

Those who say nothing will happen will happen, and those who say they will come back in a few years will die.It's clear that Petunia doesn't know that the world is a lot more dangerous than she imagined.

"I'll go with you."

Xue Shurong sighed.

If she was there, the criminal would probably be there.But instead of worrying about their safety, it's better to go there together, and send those damn guys to prison by the way.

"Good!"

Petunia raised her hand and cheered, all the fudge dripped out of the bag and fell all over her body.

"..."

"...Ah oh."

Xue Shurong took a deep breath, and couldn't stand her sloppiness: "Now! Take off your clothes! Go take a shower! Washing machines are not allowed for underwear!"

Penny: "...qwq"

Emma has a little friend with a clean freak who can't have fun!

————Penny was supplemented in the last episode———

These parallel worlds are getting weirder and weirder!

Xue Shurong pressed the button, only to hear a swipe, the eyes in front of her trembled a few times, and she fell sideways on the soft big bed with a snap.

"Well……"

"Who?!"

Xue Shurong was startled, and sat up hastily.Wherever she looked, she saw a lump in the quilt, and soon, a white hand appeared from the corner of the quilt, and slowly tore the quilt off.

Petunia narrowed her eyes sleepily, her lazy voice was low to hoarse, like a seductive cat: "Good morning."

"Uh……"

She patted the bed and moved aside, leaving enough room for the next person to sleep.

"I'm so sleepy, sleep with me for a while."

Xue Shurong was dumbfounded when she saw her white and soft breasts exposed.

"You have no clothes on?"

Petunia seemed to think her question was a little silly, and she laughed: "Come on, I wasn't so serious when I took off yesterday."

take off...

Xue Shurong said tremblingly: "We... are we together?"

"Oh my god! The amnesia trick is so boring, stop kidding!"

"..."

With a stiff face, she pressed the button decisively.

——This world is poisonous!