[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

Xue Shurong grabbed Deadpool's arm with horror on his face: "Don't be impulsive!"

The boy thought he was just bluffing, and with a flash of impatience, he stepped forward and said, "I'm sorry, but if you think this will scare me, you are very wrong. If you are a man, then don't embarrass Gina .”

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and ignored Xue Shurong's obstruction, grabbed his collar and lifted him into the air: "Hey, I have to warn you, when confessing to a girl, at least call her by the right name."

"Wade!" Xue Shurong's heart tightened, for fear that he would reveal his real name.

The boy who was mentioned in the air was even angrier: "I know her name better than you!"

"Oh, your mother must have forgotten to tell you to stay away from me when she was praying for you..."

Seeing that the situation was not right, others rushed up to stop them.

The scene instantly became chaotic.

"Gina! Tell your friends to stop!"

"I-I'm trying my best! Damn, you two bastards, let go!"

Xue Shurong held him tight and wouldn't let him go, for fear that Deadpool would kill him on impulse. This is no fun.Not to be outdone, the caught boy tried to pull him back, but found that his hand seemed to be half short. He flopped a few times, and finally touched Deadpool, and was punched to the ground.

The bright red rose was thrown and fell right in front of a person.He smiled, but the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, but there was no smile in his dark brown eyes.Soon, he restrained his expression and stepped on the rose as usual.The bright red juice soaked into the dark carpet, spreading into a pool of muddy red marks.

"Mike."

Xue Shurong turned her head reflexively, and she saw a familiar person—Perry.

He was wearing an English court aristocratic dress. The white shirt made him look taller and slender, and the dark red high-necked cloak was about to hang down on the ground.Coupled with his slightly pale skin and gentle and humble appearance, the vampire's attire instantly reminded Xue Shurong of a blood priest in a hypocritical shell.

The struggling boy covered his bleeding nose with one hand and looked at him.

"Perry?"

"Everyone's looking at you, I mean, don't be too big in front of the girls." Perry took his arm, nodded politely at Deadpool, and pulled him up from the ground.

"...You are right, I was rude."

The boy named Mike gradually calmed down. After he apologized to Xue Shurong angrily, he was taken away by his companions.

The waiter quickly cleaned up the traces of the scene, the farce ended, and the cold atmosphere gradually warmed up.

Loud music sounded again.

The senior sister in charge called Xue Shurong aside: "Gina, I'm sorry that this incident has brought you a bad influence. Mike is a cheerful and honest boy. He thought you had a good impression of each other, so he asked me to invite you to the Masquerade. I took it for granted, I..."

"You don't have to mind, say sorry to him for me, my friend is a little grumpy."

Xue Shurong smiled reassuringly.

Seeing that the familiar figure had gone away, she pretended to ask casually, "By the way, who was that guy just now?"

"His name is Perry, and he's a freshman in the law department." The usually shrewd and capable senior sister rarely blushed with embarrassment, "What do you think of him?"

How could Xue Shurong not see her girlish appearance, but a series of coincidences had to make her vigilant.

She is in a complicated mood now.

Because of Xue Shurong, Perry was also injected with serum. If she died suddenly, she would also have to pay a share of the responsibility, even if Perry committed unforgivable atrocities, it would not be a reason.On the contrary, if the mutation——

"...Gina?"

Xue Shurong heard the other party's suspicious whisper, and covered his distraction by drinking juice: "I mean, he looks good. Do you know him?"

"Of course I understand, this is my responsibility as a girlfriend."

She choked up in an instant, turned her face away and covered her mouth and coughed a few times: "Ahem... are you dating?"

"Yes," the senior sister admitted with a smile, "very sweet. If there is no problem, we should get engaged first next year."

It seems that Perry has changed a lot since he lost his memory this time?

Xue Shurong silently warned himself not to reveal what happened in the past even if he was killed.She hesitated for a moment and said, "I wish you happiness."

The remaining hesitant words were swallowed again.

A woman in love is blind, and all her ambiguous words will be taken as unkind words, not to mention that they are not close to each other, so it is better not to say much.

On the other side, Deadpool was surrounded by a group of guys, waiting patiently for Xue Shurong to come over.

"Brother, your hand just now was really good, can you say where you learned it from?"

"Being killed a hundred times is almost familiar."

A group of people were amused by his humor.Someone picked up a wine glass and handed it to him, but was stopped by Deadpool: "Don't give me this kind of trickery."

"Are you dressed as Spider-Man? It doesn't look like much. Look, I look like Captain America, don't I?"

Deadpool's grinning voice suddenly became serious: "No, it's not Spider-Man, it's a big guy called Deadpool."

"Who is that?"

Several people laughed out loud.

"Dude, that's a funny name! A small Dead Sea? It won't fit in this suit!"

"..."

There was a commotion from the side of the long table, Xue Shurong followed the sound, put down the juice and ran over immediately.

"Let go!"

This troublemaker!

I don't know what happened, the few people who were in harmony with Le Rongrong just now were severely beaten by Deadpool, and the security guards were all thrown aside.Xue Shurong apologized, and dragged Deadpool out the door.

Well, she couldn't stay at the dance anymore, she might as well go home directly, rather than clean up the mess.

"Why are you hitting someone?"

Xue Shurong glared at him and taught him a lesson all the way: "Even if they have something wrong, they shouldn't use their fists to solve it. What if a group of people who can't even swing their fists are accidentally beaten to death?"

Deadpool shrugged and said, "Okay okay, I'll pay attention."

"So why?"

"what?"

"What was the reason for the beating?"

"They laughed at my clothes and my name," Deadpool said, starting to check the bullets. "One, two, three...damn it! I knew I didn't have enough bullets!"

"Hey! You can't kill them!"

Deadpool protested silently. In fact, sometimes it was more annoying for him not to speak than to speak. He gestured and protested at Xue Shurong back and forth, and it didn't stop for a long time.

Xue Shurong: "..."

She was really going to lose her temper after being tortured by this bastard.

When reaching the branch of the underground passage, Xue Shurong suddenly stood still: "I'm going back, let's say goodbye here. Anyway, thank you for your help tonight."

"Aren't you going to have a date to celebrate?"

"……no!"

"Friendship cannon? Don't worry, my technique is very good, it won't hurt too much."

Xue Shurong was speechless, and directly cast a half-body petrification spell on him.

"Stay here and stay sober." She took two steps forward, then turned her head, "By the way, if someone laughs at you next time, remember not to get hurt."

Well, hitting someone is really bad.

But it is very annoying to make fun of other people's shortcomings, and it is even more unforgivable to be malicious.

Xue Shurong walked a long distance by himself, and Yaoyao could still hear Deadpool shouting unwillingly behind him: "Then how about we take the first step first? First base! Just first base!"

"..."

She said that not to mention first base, he would be paralyzed at half base.

When we went outside, it was nightfall.The heavy rain in summer always comes quickly, and the rain thunderbolts hit the ground with a loud sound.There was a hazy rainy scene outside, and the cool air penetrated through the clothes like silk.

Xue Shurong couldn't help shivering.

She hugged her shoulders and planned to walk to the side of the road to take a taxi in the rain. Suddenly, not far away, a tall man holding an umbrella walked towards her.In the night, only a black umbrella could be seen approaching calmly, and soon, a pair of gentle sea blue eyes were revealed.

"Miss, it's raining heavily, I'll take you to the station."

"Jarvis?"

Xue Shurong's eyes widened in surprise, and the next second, the black suit jacket that Jarvis was wearing was taken off and draped over her shoulders.

"Wait, aren't you cold?"

"Don't worry, I can't feel the cold yet."

She grabbed the clothes with some hesitation: "Okay, then thank you."

Jarvis walked up to her, covered Xue Shurong's shoulders with one hand, put the umbrella in the middle with the other, and led her through the silent night rain.

The masculine atmosphere and the close distance made Xue Shurong a little awkward, and her cheek almost brushed against the shoulder through a thin layer of shirt.But she quickly realized that Jarvis was still artificial intelligence in essence, and her tense nerves gradually relaxed.

Xue Shurong glanced at Jarvis, and could only see the taller shoulders and the handsome profile of the other side.

"Miss, how are you doing these days? Can you adapt to life in the new school?"

The voice next to his ears was gentle and calm, deep but still magnetic. If he hadn't been as calm as ever, Xue Shurong would have almost thought that he was a real human being.

"Jarvis."

Facing Jarvis's clear sea blue eyes, Xue Shurong couldn't help but smile.

"Tell me about your life."

She never seemed to ask.

……

Here, Deadpool was tired and looked at her away wearily.

"How long are you going to pretend here?"

Peter Parker, who was hiding aside, took off Spider-Man's hood, walked up to him and laughed: "It really looks good!"

Deadpool spread his hands: "Learn from Spider-Man!"

"Hey, stop joking!" He looked helpless, "To be honest, if it wasn't for you, I really didn't recognize her. She is Misha Xue, right?"

"Beep-"

Deadpool's outstretched hand suddenly closed like a duck's mouth: "Do I want to know what color underwear the old woman next door is wearing? Of course not. The implication behind this lesson is-it's none of your business!"

Peter said that Reaper was completely ineffective against his verbal attacks.

"Didn't you tell her that all unnatural abilities, including magic, have no effect on you?"

Deadpool was stunned for a moment, and replied with a relaxed tone: "If one day someone beside you told you that he didn't respond to your broken spider silk, what would you do?"

"I don't think I'm the strongest in this world, so I won't do anything."

"That chick is different. She will choose to kill me or stay away from me. But one day when she finds that she can't kill me at all, she will stay away from me completely."

"you like her?"

Deadpool shook his head: "I just want to take her to meet the goddess of death."

Peter: "..."

"What a hot feeling! How can it be described in simple words! That pure love is deadlier than death..."

"enough!"

He interrupted his friend's endless chatter: "It's raining outside, and the girl who has complicated feelings with you doesn't have an umbrella, so it should be very inconvenient."

Responding to Peter was Deadpool's disappearing figure in an instant.

"..."

Peter had never seen the guy slip so fast.

Deadpool quickly ran outside to look for the goddess, but found that someone was there first, walking with Xue Shurong under an umbrella.

He stopped abruptly, raised his head and looked somewhere inexplicably: "Think I'm going to shrink back like in a soap opera? You are so wrong! I am the protagonist, and what I should do at this time is-"

"good evening!"

Xue Shurong was chatting with Jarvis, when he suddenly heard Deadpool's cheerful voice, Jarvis put his hand on Deadpool's body without looking back.

"Stab!"

Deadpool was stunned instantly.

Jarvis dumped the umbrella towards Xue Shurong, half of his shirt was drenched, and his short golden brown hair was also wet.But his demeanor was calm and gentle, and he didn't take the accident just now seriously at all.

"Miss, are you cold?"

"no no."

Xue Shurong still had his coat on her shoulders, she shook her head, but saw Deadpool rushing over again.

"Stab!"

"shit!!!"

Xue Shurong: "..."