[Old Nine Gates] The concubine is polite
Chapter 72
"An hour ago, he died of a vendetta." Huo Jinxi was the last one to go out, so he was also the first to get the news.
Buddha was startled, and asked with a frown, "Is the news true?"
"I've also heard about this. It was indeed the work of Fourth Master's enemies before his death." Xie Jiuye sighed. It is embarrassing to die so disgracefully.
"After the meeting is over, let's go to worship together." Zhang Qishan's face sank like water, the death of the fourth child was a personal grievance, even if he wanted to take care of it, he couldn't take care of it at all.Now he died unexpectedly at this moment, but his family only has an old wife and young daughter, and he doesn't even have a suitable candidate to inherit the handicap. It's really a headache.
"Okay." Although the relationship is close, they belong to the same nine families after all, and the seven headed family members present have no objection to Buddha's decision.
"The admiral of the Nine Gates of Changsha, works in darkness all day long, and often strays from the unimaginable boundary of life and death. But now the situation is forcing, the ground and the underground are constantly fighting, our country, Changsha, and the Nine Gates have undergone drastic changes. What will we find in the future? Everyone can't predict it." Zhang Qishan got up and walked to the middle of the main room.
"Today we gather at the Nine Gates. I hope that I, Zhang Qishan, can lead everyone to keep our Changsha, our country, and our Nine Gates." This is Zhang Qishan's promise, and it is his determination to protect Changsha to the death.
"Crack!"
A slight mechanical shutter sounded, and in the silent main room at this time, it was no less powerful than a landmine, and it rang in everyone's ears!
"Who?"
"Buddha, Buddha, Lord Buddha..." Er Ya, who could cry at every name, shook her Leica camera with snot and tears in her arms.
"Erya?" Buddha looked at the pink-clothed girl who was slowly shaking out from the corner with a small step, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Madam asked you to come?"
"Mm, um, yes." Er Ya nodded repeatedly, choking with sobs.
"Let you come and take pictures for everyone?"
"Well, well, Buddha is wise."
"Nonsense." Although the Buddha's attitude was serious, his tone was light and light, and he obviously had no intention of really pursuing it.However, if the Buddha didn't pursue it, it doesn't mean that other people have no objections, only a more severe reprimand echoed in the small main room!
"Nonsense!" Li Sanye patted the small coffee table next to the wheelchair, and reprimanded loudly: "Where is Si Niang? Tell her to come out immediately!"
"Four, four, four..." Er Ya's face was pale, and she was so frightened that she couldn't finish her sentence.
"Third Uncle, look at this..." Zhang Qishan stepped forward a few steps, trying to protect his wife's close maid.
It's a pity that Mr. Li, who was in a fit of anger, didn't give Buddha a chance to stand out, and directly ordered Erya: "Go!"
"Yes!" Erya straightened her body, years of servant habits made her hardly think, her feet were dangling, and she dangled all the way to the back of the main room.After a while, two hurried footsteps came from behind the house, from far to near.
"Hey, who made our third uncle angry? It's really time to hit him." Li Yan put one hand on Erya's hand, and supported her waist with the other, deliberately pushing out her slightly swollen belly, and walked in gracefully .
"Why did you take off your coat?" Zhang Qishan immediately stepped forward to support her when he saw his wife appearing.
"It's warm in the room, and my coat is too thick to wear." The truth is that the coat is too thick, blocking my pregnant belly.
"The sun is about to set outside, and the temperature will drop in a while, you should catch a cold, why don't you put on your coat?"
"It's okay, I'll put it on when I get back after my meeting with my third uncle." Li Yan patted Buddha's arm reassuringly, then turned and walked towards Li Sanye.
"Did you finally come out?" Li Sanye looked angrily at his own niece who was finally willing to crawl out of the "turtle shell".
"What did the third uncle say, I knew you were here, no, I didn't even have time to put on my coat when you finished talking, so I ran out of the back room with Erya." Li Yan opened his eyes and was good at telling nonsense, as if I don't even remember that when I heard my third uncle came half an hour ago, it was like hearing "Wolf is coming", I was so scared that I shrank behind the main room and hid for half an hour without making a sound.
"It seems that I still have to praise you for your intentions?" Li Sanye smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled up, but the absurdity did not reach his eyes.
"Don't." Li Yan stretched out his hand to stop it, then touched his belly, and said with a smile: "It's because of family affection, I can't take third uncle as a compliment."
"..." I haven't seen my nephew for a long time, so when I saw Li Yan's boasting ability for the first time, Li Sanye just wanted to say something in his heart, your face is very generous.
"Ah, by the way, I asked my servants to prepare food and drinks for everyone. It is rare for us to gather together today. We will not return if we are not drunk." Li Yan beckoned everyone to go to the back of the house. Give my third uncle face, and be careful that my third uncle will make a fuss, so that you can't even get out of the gate."
"..." The unlucky third uncle, who was dragged all over with hatred for no reason, was silently pushed by the servants, and followed the crowd.
"Puhaha, Mr. Li, you have a good niece." The only one who dared to stretch out his hand to tease the tiger's beard was Fifth Master Wu who laughed heartlessly.
"Xiao Wu, you are smiling so happily, it seems that you agree with my opinion?" Li Yan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and smiled at Wu Wu, who was a little confused.
"Hey, what's your opinion?" Wu Wuye didn't know what happened before, he was just busy laughing at Li Sanye, did he fall into Li Yan's trap in just such a short time?
"Why are you pretending to be stupid? If you are a man, you should boldly accept the challenge. The first one to drink tonight is Buddha's new barracks, full set of equipment, and friendly sponsorship."
"Hey, what are you kidding? That's not a small amount." Wu Wuye was stunned. Mrs. Foye is planning to drain our last hard-earned money?
"You haven't even drunk the wine yet, how do you know that you are the first one to fall?" Li Yan clapped her hands, and immediately there were servants rushing in, one by one holding jar after jar of superiors Wine, looking at this posture, it is obvious that he has been prepared for a long time.In fact, Li Yan's purpose is very simple. She just wants to find an arms sponsor. As for who is so unlucky and lies on the gun, naturally it depends on its own ability. Whoever has the worst popularity and the worst drinking capacity is sorry. , I am afraid that your family's money will be emptied by her.
"... That's true." Wu Wuye just breathed a sigh of relief, but who knows that the next moment, the nine colleagues looked back at him, so scared that he couldn't even hug the chow chow!
"Hey, what a cute puppy, look at this breed, isn't it new?" Li Yan bent down and picked up the chow chow, just touched it a few times, and felt a fiery gaze from the side, and the final point of the gaze, It was this fluffy puppy in my arms.
"Second Master likes Chow Chow?" Li Yan smiled and handed the puppy to Er Yuehong.
"Chow Chow?" Er Yuehong whispered the puppy's name, looked down at the chow cub who was acting cute towards her, with a slight smile in her eyes, "It matches him well."
"Crack."
"Huh?" Er Yuehong raised her head in doubt, seeing Li Yan holding up her camera to take pictures of herself, she smiled helplessly, "Why do you like taking pictures so much?"
"Because of the beautiful things, I want to keep them all. I will keep them when I get old and can't remember the past. I can still look at you in the photos and remember our passing green years."
"It's rare to hear you say such literary words, and I'm not used to it."
"Haha, did you expect me to have such a youthful side?" Li Yan tilted her head and covered her face with a playful smile. When her eyes swept over Er Yuehong's always smiling Wen Wen's face, she sighed silently in her heart, hesitated for a while, Finally made up his mind to tell Er Yuehong a news.
"Second Master, I'm sorry that I kept something from you."
"Ok?"
"An accident happened to the guards I sent to protect my sister."
"What?" Er Yue Hong's heart skipped a beat, and the smile on her face was slightly cracked.
"I know the abilities of the guards very well. It is impossible for ordinary people to get close to them. When the first batch sent no news back, I had vague doubts. Now I have sent the fourth wave of troops, still There is no going back."
"This bastard! What on earth is he trying to do?" Er Yuehong reacted quickly, and when Li Yancai said the word doubt, he guessed that his apprentice Chen Pi had tampered with it.
"It's bad news, but it's also good news."
"what do you mean?"
"Although Chen Pi has been preventing my men from bringing back my sister, the more he does this, the more it proves that my sister is still alive and well."
"...You're right." Er Yuehong seemed to be in a state of confusion at this moment, and she was absent-minded when she answered Li Yan.
"Here, take it." Li Yan took out an envelope from his arms and handed it over.
"This is?"
"The address of the hospital, and the boat ticket for tomorrow night."
"You..." Er Yuehong looked at Li Yan with wide eyes in surprise, "Why?"
"For you, and for her." Li Yan smiled, and forced the envelope into Er Yuehong's hands, "The round-trip ticket, once the time is up, no matter whether you find anyone or not, you must come back."
"I..." Er Yuehong's eyes gradually turned red, and she opened her mouth slightly, but she didn't know what to say.
"Let's leave you, me, him, put it away quickly, I can help you, that's all I can do."
"Thank you." This thank you has been pressed in my heart for a long time, but I have never had the courage to say it.
"Remember to come back, we are all waiting for you at home." Tears welled up in Li Yan's eyes. The relationship between Er Yuehong and the girl, as well as the original owner's infatuation with Er Yuehong, these are all the things I have done in this place. The true emotions witnessed by the times are enviable, but also sad.
"it is good."
Er Yuehong looked at Li Yan and nodded solemnly.
"What Er Yuehong owes you, I will definitely repay you in the next life."
"……it is good."
This sentence is good, I agreed for her.
If there is an afterlife, please be sure to find her. This time, don’t let her wait any longer. If there is a priority in love, please fall in love with her first. She has been waiting for her all her life, but she just wants a you ah.
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Small Theater (The following information is partly from real program interviews):
Li Yan (holding a small microphone): Stepping on the tail of the National Day, let me do a small interview with Lao Jiumen.
Erya (excited): Scattering flowers.
Li Yan: Question, who among the nine gates has the best relationship with the opposite sex?
Adjutant Zhang: I think it's Baye Qi, with round eyes and a pure face. I don't know how many ignorant girls have been deceived. (inner heart: envy, jealousy and hatred)
Er Yuehong (smiling slightly): I also think it's Ba Ye. (Using the fortune-telling opportunity, I don’t know how many girls’ little hands I took the opportunity to pull. I have to pay for it, but he has to pay for it. It’s too much~)
Li Yan: These are the opinions of fellow men. Let me ask the only female head of the Nine Gates.
Huo Jinxi: Ba Ye Qi.
Li Yan (surprised): How could you think it was him?Shouldn't you admire the second master?
Huo Jinxi: The second master has a girl, the eighth master is single, a single nobleman, he can take all men and women.
Li Yan: ... (Turn back and let him stay away from my Buddha.)
Li Yan: Question, who is the foodie in Nine Gates?
Chen Pi: Adjutant Zhang, only Adjutant Zhang.
Girl: Adjutant Zhang.
Huo Jinxi: Of course the adjutant.
Qi Ba: Adjutant Zhang, every time I saw him, I never stopped talking.
Li Yan (suddenly realized): It turns out that the late-night snacks I usually send to the study, all my emotions entered the mouth of the adjutant?
Li Yan: Question, who is the funniest among the Nine Gates, and who is the coolest?
Qi Ba: Of course it’s me. If it’s cold, the second master, every time I see him, he is deserted (because I haven’t seen him a few times, except when he goes to the tomb).
Er Yuehong: Buddha is quite aloof, and everyone is quite funny. (It turns out that in the second master's heart, everyone is funny...)
Girl: When filming, everyone was very cold, and when it was over, everyone became funny.
Chen Pi: Funny comparison, it must be Lu Jianxun, Gao Leng, Zhang Dafoye.
Adjutant Zhang: The funny comparison must be Lu Jianxun, Gao Leng, my Buddha.
Li Yan: Question, Xie Jiuye, as the richest person in Jiumen, what gift did you give everyone during the Chinese New Year?
Xie Jiuye (thinking hard): Uh, I hardly gave anything away. I am very picky about them, and I am not picky for the Anti-Japanese War. People, I am very picky.
Li Yan (covering her mouth and laughing): Is it okay not to pick?The first batch of your money was pulled to buy supplies, where is the money to buy gifts.
Li Yan: Question, Liu Ye, what kind of weapon do you usually use to kill people?
Black-backed Sixth (turns back and stares): I kill people with my eyes!
Li Yan: Question, third uncle, what is your favorite game? (Pfft, what's the problem, does my third uncle seem to be someone who can play games?)
Half Lee (cold, understatement): murder.
Li Yan: Question, Chen Pi, how would you describe the educational philosophy of Master and Mistress to you in one sentence?
Chen Pi (silence for a long while): They are concentrating on dating all day long. If there is an educational philosophy, it is not education.
Li Yan: Question, Er Ye, if you can have a dog, which one do you want to have the most?
Er Yue Hong (without hesitation): Chow Chow.
Buddha was startled, and asked with a frown, "Is the news true?"
"I've also heard about this. It was indeed the work of Fourth Master's enemies before his death." Xie Jiuye sighed. It is embarrassing to die so disgracefully.
"After the meeting is over, let's go to worship together." Zhang Qishan's face sank like water, the death of the fourth child was a personal grievance, even if he wanted to take care of it, he couldn't take care of it at all.Now he died unexpectedly at this moment, but his family only has an old wife and young daughter, and he doesn't even have a suitable candidate to inherit the handicap. It's really a headache.
"Okay." Although the relationship is close, they belong to the same nine families after all, and the seven headed family members present have no objection to Buddha's decision.
"The admiral of the Nine Gates of Changsha, works in darkness all day long, and often strays from the unimaginable boundary of life and death. But now the situation is forcing, the ground and the underground are constantly fighting, our country, Changsha, and the Nine Gates have undergone drastic changes. What will we find in the future? Everyone can't predict it." Zhang Qishan got up and walked to the middle of the main room.
"Today we gather at the Nine Gates. I hope that I, Zhang Qishan, can lead everyone to keep our Changsha, our country, and our Nine Gates." This is Zhang Qishan's promise, and it is his determination to protect Changsha to the death.
"Crack!"
A slight mechanical shutter sounded, and in the silent main room at this time, it was no less powerful than a landmine, and it rang in everyone's ears!
"Who?"
"Buddha, Buddha, Lord Buddha..." Er Ya, who could cry at every name, shook her Leica camera with snot and tears in her arms.
"Erya?" Buddha looked at the pink-clothed girl who was slowly shaking out from the corner with a small step, and asked dumbfoundedly: "Madam asked you to come?"
"Mm, um, yes." Er Ya nodded repeatedly, choking with sobs.
"Let you come and take pictures for everyone?"
"Well, well, Buddha is wise."
"Nonsense." Although the Buddha's attitude was serious, his tone was light and light, and he obviously had no intention of really pursuing it.However, if the Buddha didn't pursue it, it doesn't mean that other people have no objections, only a more severe reprimand echoed in the small main room!
"Nonsense!" Li Sanye patted the small coffee table next to the wheelchair, and reprimanded loudly: "Where is Si Niang? Tell her to come out immediately!"
"Four, four, four..." Er Ya's face was pale, and she was so frightened that she couldn't finish her sentence.
"Third Uncle, look at this..." Zhang Qishan stepped forward a few steps, trying to protect his wife's close maid.
It's a pity that Mr. Li, who was in a fit of anger, didn't give Buddha a chance to stand out, and directly ordered Erya: "Go!"
"Yes!" Erya straightened her body, years of servant habits made her hardly think, her feet were dangling, and she dangled all the way to the back of the main room.After a while, two hurried footsteps came from behind the house, from far to near.
"Hey, who made our third uncle angry? It's really time to hit him." Li Yan put one hand on Erya's hand, and supported her waist with the other, deliberately pushing out her slightly swollen belly, and walked in gracefully .
"Why did you take off your coat?" Zhang Qishan immediately stepped forward to support her when he saw his wife appearing.
"It's warm in the room, and my coat is too thick to wear." The truth is that the coat is too thick, blocking my pregnant belly.
"The sun is about to set outside, and the temperature will drop in a while, you should catch a cold, why don't you put on your coat?"
"It's okay, I'll put it on when I get back after my meeting with my third uncle." Li Yan patted Buddha's arm reassuringly, then turned and walked towards Li Sanye.
"Did you finally come out?" Li Sanye looked angrily at his own niece who was finally willing to crawl out of the "turtle shell".
"What did the third uncle say, I knew you were here, no, I didn't even have time to put on my coat when you finished talking, so I ran out of the back room with Erya." Li Yan opened his eyes and was good at telling nonsense, as if I don't even remember that when I heard my third uncle came half an hour ago, it was like hearing "Wolf is coming", I was so scared that I shrank behind the main room and hid for half an hour without making a sound.
"It seems that I still have to praise you for your intentions?" Li Sanye smiled with the corners of his mouth pulled up, but the absurdity did not reach his eyes.
"Don't." Li Yan stretched out his hand to stop it, then touched his belly, and said with a smile: "It's because of family affection, I can't take third uncle as a compliment."
"..." I haven't seen my nephew for a long time, so when I saw Li Yan's boasting ability for the first time, Li Sanye just wanted to say something in his heart, your face is very generous.
"Ah, by the way, I asked my servants to prepare food and drinks for everyone. It is rare for us to gather together today. We will not return if we are not drunk." Li Yan beckoned everyone to go to the back of the house. Give my third uncle face, and be careful that my third uncle will make a fuss, so that you can't even get out of the gate."
"..." The unlucky third uncle, who was dragged all over with hatred for no reason, was silently pushed by the servants, and followed the crowd.
"Puhaha, Mr. Li, you have a good niece." The only one who dared to stretch out his hand to tease the tiger's beard was Fifth Master Wu who laughed heartlessly.
"Xiao Wu, you are smiling so happily, it seems that you agree with my opinion?" Li Yan, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped and smiled at Wu Wu, who was a little confused.
"Hey, what's your opinion?" Wu Wuye didn't know what happened before, he was just busy laughing at Li Sanye, did he fall into Li Yan's trap in just such a short time?
"Why are you pretending to be stupid? If you are a man, you should boldly accept the challenge. The first one to drink tonight is Buddha's new barracks, full set of equipment, and friendly sponsorship."
"Hey, what are you kidding? That's not a small amount." Wu Wuye was stunned. Mrs. Foye is planning to drain our last hard-earned money?
"You haven't even drunk the wine yet, how do you know that you are the first one to fall?" Li Yan clapped her hands, and immediately there were servants rushing in, one by one holding jar after jar of superiors Wine, looking at this posture, it is obvious that he has been prepared for a long time.In fact, Li Yan's purpose is very simple. She just wants to find an arms sponsor. As for who is so unlucky and lies on the gun, naturally it depends on its own ability. Whoever has the worst popularity and the worst drinking capacity is sorry. , I am afraid that your family's money will be emptied by her.
"... That's true." Wu Wuye just breathed a sigh of relief, but who knows that the next moment, the nine colleagues looked back at him, so scared that he couldn't even hug the chow chow!
"Hey, what a cute puppy, look at this breed, isn't it new?" Li Yan bent down and picked up the chow chow, just touched it a few times, and felt a fiery gaze from the side, and the final point of the gaze, It was this fluffy puppy in my arms.
"Second Master likes Chow Chow?" Li Yan smiled and handed the puppy to Er Yuehong.
"Chow Chow?" Er Yuehong whispered the puppy's name, looked down at the chow cub who was acting cute towards her, with a slight smile in her eyes, "It matches him well."
"Crack."
"Huh?" Er Yuehong raised her head in doubt, seeing Li Yan holding up her camera to take pictures of herself, she smiled helplessly, "Why do you like taking pictures so much?"
"Because of the beautiful things, I want to keep them all. I will keep them when I get old and can't remember the past. I can still look at you in the photos and remember our passing green years."
"It's rare to hear you say such literary words, and I'm not used to it."
"Haha, did you expect me to have such a youthful side?" Li Yan tilted her head and covered her face with a playful smile. When her eyes swept over Er Yuehong's always smiling Wen Wen's face, she sighed silently in her heart, hesitated for a while, Finally made up his mind to tell Er Yuehong a news.
"Second Master, I'm sorry that I kept something from you."
"Ok?"
"An accident happened to the guards I sent to protect my sister."
"What?" Er Yue Hong's heart skipped a beat, and the smile on her face was slightly cracked.
"I know the abilities of the guards very well. It is impossible for ordinary people to get close to them. When the first batch sent no news back, I had vague doubts. Now I have sent the fourth wave of troops, still There is no going back."
"This bastard! What on earth is he trying to do?" Er Yuehong reacted quickly, and when Li Yancai said the word doubt, he guessed that his apprentice Chen Pi had tampered with it.
"It's bad news, but it's also good news."
"what do you mean?"
"Although Chen Pi has been preventing my men from bringing back my sister, the more he does this, the more it proves that my sister is still alive and well."
"...You're right." Er Yuehong seemed to be in a state of confusion at this moment, and she was absent-minded when she answered Li Yan.
"Here, take it." Li Yan took out an envelope from his arms and handed it over.
"This is?"
"The address of the hospital, and the boat ticket for tomorrow night."
"You..." Er Yuehong looked at Li Yan with wide eyes in surprise, "Why?"
"For you, and for her." Li Yan smiled, and forced the envelope into Er Yuehong's hands, "The round-trip ticket, once the time is up, no matter whether you find anyone or not, you must come back."
"I..." Er Yuehong's eyes gradually turned red, and she opened her mouth slightly, but she didn't know what to say.
"Let's leave you, me, him, put it away quickly, I can help you, that's all I can do."
"Thank you." This thank you has been pressed in my heart for a long time, but I have never had the courage to say it.
"Remember to come back, we are all waiting for you at home." Tears welled up in Li Yan's eyes. The relationship between Er Yuehong and the girl, as well as the original owner's infatuation with Er Yuehong, these are all the things I have done in this place. The true emotions witnessed by the times are enviable, but also sad.
"it is good."
Er Yuehong looked at Li Yan and nodded solemnly.
"What Er Yuehong owes you, I will definitely repay you in the next life."
"……it is good."
This sentence is good, I agreed for her.
If there is an afterlife, please be sure to find her. This time, don’t let her wait any longer. If there is a priority in love, please fall in love with her first. She has been waiting for her all her life, but she just wants a you ah.
--------------------
Small Theater (The following information is partly from real program interviews):
Li Yan (holding a small microphone): Stepping on the tail of the National Day, let me do a small interview with Lao Jiumen.
Erya (excited): Scattering flowers.
Li Yan: Question, who among the nine gates has the best relationship with the opposite sex?
Adjutant Zhang: I think it's Baye Qi, with round eyes and a pure face. I don't know how many ignorant girls have been deceived. (inner heart: envy, jealousy and hatred)
Er Yuehong (smiling slightly): I also think it's Ba Ye. (Using the fortune-telling opportunity, I don’t know how many girls’ little hands I took the opportunity to pull. I have to pay for it, but he has to pay for it. It’s too much~)
Li Yan: These are the opinions of fellow men. Let me ask the only female head of the Nine Gates.
Huo Jinxi: Ba Ye Qi.
Li Yan (surprised): How could you think it was him?Shouldn't you admire the second master?
Huo Jinxi: The second master has a girl, the eighth master is single, a single nobleman, he can take all men and women.
Li Yan: ... (Turn back and let him stay away from my Buddha.)
Li Yan: Question, who is the foodie in Nine Gates?
Chen Pi: Adjutant Zhang, only Adjutant Zhang.
Girl: Adjutant Zhang.
Huo Jinxi: Of course the adjutant.
Qi Ba: Adjutant Zhang, every time I saw him, I never stopped talking.
Li Yan (suddenly realized): It turns out that the late-night snacks I usually send to the study, all my emotions entered the mouth of the adjutant?
Li Yan: Question, who is the funniest among the Nine Gates, and who is the coolest?
Qi Ba: Of course it’s me. If it’s cold, the second master, every time I see him, he is deserted (because I haven’t seen him a few times, except when he goes to the tomb).
Er Yuehong: Buddha is quite aloof, and everyone is quite funny. (It turns out that in the second master's heart, everyone is funny...)
Girl: When filming, everyone was very cold, and when it was over, everyone became funny.
Chen Pi: Funny comparison, it must be Lu Jianxun, Gao Leng, Zhang Dafoye.
Adjutant Zhang: The funny comparison must be Lu Jianxun, Gao Leng, my Buddha.
Li Yan: Question, Xie Jiuye, as the richest person in Jiumen, what gift did you give everyone during the Chinese New Year?
Xie Jiuye (thinking hard): Uh, I hardly gave anything away. I am very picky about them, and I am not picky for the Anti-Japanese War. People, I am very picky.
Li Yan (covering her mouth and laughing): Is it okay not to pick?The first batch of your money was pulled to buy supplies, where is the money to buy gifts.
Li Yan: Question, Liu Ye, what kind of weapon do you usually use to kill people?
Black-backed Sixth (turns back and stares): I kill people with my eyes!
Li Yan: Question, third uncle, what is your favorite game? (Pfft, what's the problem, does my third uncle seem to be someone who can play games?)
Half Lee (cold, understatement): murder.
Li Yan: Question, Chen Pi, how would you describe the educational philosophy of Master and Mistress to you in one sentence?
Chen Pi (silence for a long while): They are concentrating on dating all day long. If there is an educational philosophy, it is not education.
Li Yan: Question, Er Ye, if you can have a dog, which one do you want to have the most?
Er Yue Hong (without hesitation): Chow Chow.
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