Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

Red Cage Street——Located in a small town in the south of the world, it is a rare non-human gathering place that is completely preserved today.This street is shrouded in a huge enchantment, humans cannot enter, and monsters can enter and exit at will.

In the middle of the night, Honglong Street was unusually quiet.Thousands of lanterns are suspended in the night sky, and the red light is coquettish and dazzling.

Just after a light rain, a lot of water accumulated on the bluestone slab.Suddenly the lanterns scattered in the air, and a red shadow fell quickly, falling into the wet haystack by the side of the street.Someone crawled out from the haystack, spit out the grass in his mouth, and waved to the sky, "Thank you, I will treat you to pork belly slices next time."

The shiny black crow uttered a cry of joy, flapped its wings and flew away.

The young man touched the bag hanging around his waist, lighted the lantern slowly and held it in his hand, and walked towards the street casually.He came to a Daiwa grocery store with white walls and hung a lantern on the door.

The door opened automatically, and the moment the young man stepped into the grocery store, two red and gold intersecting koi suddenly appeared on the old, patternless wine red gown, swimming around on the gown.

Hearing the sound of the door, the boy in green who was squatting on a small bench and eating sunflower seeds threw away the skin of the sunflower seeds in his hand, and ran out quickly.He walked around the young man who had just come back a few times, with a round face, his head tilted, and he said suspiciously: "Boss, you smell like a human being! Are you out on the street? Why are you so disheveled? There are still a few sticks on your clothes. Grass!"

The young man took off the weeds on his clothes casually, and said casually: "Xiao Hei threw it in the haystack for me."

The boy ran to the sink and took the towel and handed it to the young man, "Boss, you should talk about Xiao Hei, don't throw you around as soon as you come back. If I remember correctly, last time it threw you the next door flower Is it in the dye vat at home?"

The young man took the towel and rubbed it on his face carelessly, and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'm strong, I won't break it."

The boy rolled his eyes, "I see you will say the same next time it is thrown into the latrine for you! By the way, why are you out on the street?"

"I received an order for [-] demon stones, Xiao Lan. I will close the grocery store tomorrow. I will go to the human world with me. I think we will be staying for a while." The young man took off the towel, revealing an extremely delicate face. .

"fifty thousand?!"

The boy completely ignored the latter words, his mind was full of fifty thousand demon stones.God!so much!Enough to spend hundreds of years!

The demon stone is the general equivalent of the demon world. Although it is not a currency in circulation, it can be exchanged for anything in the demon world.It is similar to gold and jewelry in the human world.The name of the boy's boss is Yu Heng, one of the few koi demons in the Three Realms, and a rare transshipment bloodline.Everything in the world lives in the qi but not in the skin. When the qi is clear, it will go smoothly, and if the qi is turbid, it will go against it.Koi with transshipment blood can transform turbid air into clean air, which humans call transshipment.

Yu Heng's family has run a grocery store that sells weird gadgets for generations. Yu Heng doesn't like this grocery store. Not long after he was born, he sneaked out of Honglong Street and wandered around the world.He founded a newspaper and opened a dance hall, but due to the evolution of the times, he could not survive to this day.Three years ago, Yu Heng caught up with the fashion again and opened a Fengshui metaphysics Taobao shop, starting a fortune blessing business.

His first customer was an international student who was anxiously waiting for the admission notice after finishing the postgraduate entrance examination. After wearing the pendant made by Yu Heng, he received 8 offers within a day.In this way, Yuheng's business has been booming, and the popularity has not diminished for three years, earning a lot of money, and millions of fans. It is known as the most spiritual metaphysics shop.

As for the grocery store on Honglong Street, He Lan has always been in charge of it.

He Lan is the bean sprout essence picked up by Yu Heng. When he first picked it up, he caught up with Yu Heng to change his taste and eat vegetarian food. He was about to wash it and fry it in a pot. He didn't want to suddenly become a little baby.Turned into a doll, he couldn't eat it, and Yu Heng didn't like it, so he pretended to throw it outside.Helan burst into tears and hugged Yuheng's thigh tightly.Yu Heng was crying until his brain ached, and then realized that the child was the lone star of the devil, thinking that if he threw it out, he would not survive long, so he kindly left him behind.

Before meeting Yu Heng, He Lan was an unlucky ghost, the kind who would clog his teeth if he drank cold water.But ever since he followed Yu Heng, no matter what he did, He Lan was so moved that he got drunk and called Yu Heng to be his reborn parents everywhere, and the ears of the monsters in Honglong Street were all callused.

"Xiaolan, I haven't been here for a few days. Is there anyone looking for me?" Yu Heng slumped on the rocking chair, crossing his legs.

"A little human Taoist came to you and asked you to catch ghosts. He asked you to pay as much as you wanted, but I refused."

"He... I met him once in the human world before, and I've already rejected him, so I didn't expect to give up." Yu Heng closed his eyes and swayed back and forth on the rocking chair.

Yuheng's demon power is very low, how low is it, he can't fly or change, the only thing he can do is to freeze water.The amount of water must be as much as one teacup, if it exceeds one teacup, the fish will not be able to freeze.The fact that the demon power is so low is really not because Yu Heng is not diligent in cultivation, it is mainly because of the ancestors.The koi family is lazy by nature and easygoing. Except for the most magnificent demon king in the history of the demon clan, the other koi are not keen on cultivation. In addition to the evolution and deterioration of thousands of years, the demon power has long been depleted. They want to strengthen it through practice. Monster power, hard to reach the blue sky.

It's also the same, Yu Heng doesn't have the ability to fight against ghosts.Although he has never been afraid of anything since he was born, but if he can't beat him, he can't beat him, so there's no need to bite the bullet.

The old crimson hand-cranked telephone on the table rang. It was bought by Yuheng during the Republic of China.He picked up the thick metal microphone, put it to his ear, and yawned, "Who is there?"

"Hello, Master Yu, I am that Taoist priest, we have met before, I...I want to invite you..."

"Brother..." Yu Heng dragged out a long voice, and said earnestly: "I don't catch ghosts." He straightened up, and tapped his fingers on the table boredly.

"No... It's not ghost hunting. Can you please take a look at Fengshui? For the sake of our acquaintance, help me! Master said, if you are willing to come, I will give you the red bead."

Yu Heng's finger tapping on the tabletop suddenly stopped, his beautiful red phoenix eyes slightly curved, "Okay."

"Big, big, master, did you agree?"

"In three days, come and find me in the store."

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At the same time, there was a dead silence in a human village outside Honglong Street.The gates of all the village households were closed tightly, and the cats, dogs and poultry in the courtyard shivered and huddled together, motionless.

In a small dilapidated warehouse, Lou Yan woke up from coughing again.What catches the eye is a lock of hair hanging from the beam of the house.A few centimeters more and the hair will fall on his face.With calm eyes, Lou Yan reached out to grab the strand of hair and tore off the thing on the beam. The thing let out a piercing scream and wriggled into a ball on the ground.

Lou Yan wiped his hands and said coldly, "I won't go."

The mass gradually grew bigger and stretched out, revealing a pale face.The female ghost crawled to Lou Yan's bedside, and was beaten to the wall by Lou Yan as usual.

The female ghost stared at the handsome and indifferent young man on the bed, and kowtowed three times on the ground, "Please, my lord."

Lou Yan turned a deaf ear, and drew a few lines with his fingers in the air, and a huge golden net appeared in the air.

Seeing that something was wrong, the female ghost immediately dodged to the door and shouted: "My lord, I know where the person you are looking for is!"

Lou Yan withdrew his hand, glanced at the female ghost, and motioned for her to continue.

The female ghost knelt down again, "I'm not sure yet, but I can risk my life to test it again. My lord is waiting for my news. If it is true, I will definitely tell my lord, and please come with me too."

"Go."

Lou Yan lay back on the bed and closed his eyes.

The female ghost kowtowed again, then turned into a wisp of air and disappeared.

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In the early morning of Honglong Street, the light rain has just stopped.

No different from other streets and towns, a long street is buzzing with people, hawkers hawking, stalls setting up stalls, and the aroma of roasted cold noodle pancakes, fruit finger cakes, and deep-fried dough sticks fills the street.

Usually at this time, Yu Heng had already practiced meditation in the study room, but today the study room was empty, and there was a slightly suppressed laughter coming from the bedroom.

Yu Heng has a little-known hobby—reading pornographic books.

Although Boss Yu is more than 100 years old, he is serious on weekdays, but in fact he is no different from a young man at heart.

At this time, Yu Heng was lying on the quilt, reading the novel with great interest and concentration. After reading it for a while, his face turned a little red, and he hugged the quilt and rolled over.

Ahhh!Immortal upstairs!God!My journey!

How is this author like this!Why did the lights turn on halfway through the car?I want to see Lou Jingtu and Jin Yanshu have sex!

Lou Jingtu, a very high and powerful figure in the fairy world.He once led the Three Realms to mend the sky and the earth, and was full of glory.He has been at the top of the "Strongest Spell List" and "Most Handsome Man List" in the Three Realms for 800 consecutive years.But now there is no such famous figure as Loushangxian, because 500 years ago, he was implicated by Yu Yanshu, who was a fool with a stomach full of bad water, violated the rules of heaven and was demoted to reincarnation and disappeared in the world.As for where did Yu Yanshu go?No one knew, not even gossip in the market, it was clean.

And who is this Yu Yanshu?There are not many records about him in the history books. We only know that he is the most unscrupulous demon king in the history of monsters. He has been popular among thousands of girls in the demon world, and he is the only one who can make the upstairs fairy fall from the top position, although only once. .

This fairy and one demon, one is a male god of the Three Realms, and the other is an idol in the demon world, their reputations are so famous that they are included in textbooks.Now that the big rot is in power, the two of them are also doomed. There are countless danmei articles written about Lou Jingtu and Yu Yanjinshu, two beautiful men, and little pornographic articles are flying all over the sky.Most readers stand for Yu Yan's special attack, Yu Heng has a peculiar taste, and feel that the serious Shangxian adult attack and the foolish king of demons are interesting.

However, Yu Heng can also be regarded as Yu Yanshu's descendants, and coincidentally, they are all koi with transshipment blood flowing through their bodies.

The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Yu Heng was lying on the bed reading pornographic books, Lou Yan walked to the bed after taking a shower, "What are you reading? Are you smiling so happily?"

"nothing much."

The next moment the phone was snatched away, Lou Yan looked at the content on the screen and said calmly: "Later, let's try all the poses in it."

Yu Heng:? ? ? ?Day your mother hey!