Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

A white fluorescent lamp was lit in the simple room, and the cold light made the night outside the window deeper.

With spring in his eyes, Shangguan Nan put on a curvy and seductive pose, stretched out his pink tongue and licked his slightly dry lips, and asked in a charming voice: "Does it look good?"

Lu Pingsheng: "..."

"Team Lu~" Shangguan Nan stood up, and under Lu Pingsheng's deep gaze, slowly tore off the only bath towel covering his body.

However, unlike what Shangguan Nan expected, Lu Pingsheng took off his police uniform and threw it on Shangguan Nan. He suppressed his anger, "Put it on! Do you know how to spell shame!"

As soon as these words came out, Shangguan Nan almost gasped, he wasted so much effort that he was completely naked, Lu Pingsheng actually asked him to put on his clothes!Is Lu Pingsheng's brain flooded?It's all like this now, if I really put on the clothes, I will lose my adulthood!

"How do you write shame?" Shangguan Nan raised his leg and kicked away the police uniform, staring at Lu Pingsheng approaching him step by step, showing a gentle smile: "Shame? I don't want to be ashamed. If I want to be ashamed, I will stand in front of you like this? Army?"

Lu Pingsheng frowned, and his expression became even worse.

When Shangguan Nan saw it on time, he flew into Lu Pingsheng's arms.The chest that he had been coveting was broad and warm, and the coolness that had been caused by his body being exposed to the air for too long was instantly dispelled. Shangguan Nan showed a satisfied and triumphant smile.

"Shangguan Nan!" Lu Pingsheng's forehead was bulging with blue veins, and the tiger's innate kingly aura burst out extremely lethally.Few monsters could calm down in front of the king of beasts. Shangguan Nan couldn't control his trembling. Even though he knew that Lu Pingsheng would not hurt him, he still couldn't stop the trembling from physiological reactions.

Lu Pingsheng was stunned for a moment by the shivering appearance of the naked little bat. He stared at the furry head buried in his chest, and his eyes slid all the way down over the well-defined, round and soft back of the little bat.His adam's apple moved, gradually restraining the beast breath emanating from his body.

Lu Pingsheng grabbed the sheet and pulled Shangguan Nan out of his arms like a hairless chicken, wrapping him in layers.

Shangguan Nan was so bound that he couldn't move, and he had a vague premonition, but he still asked with a smile: "Captain Lu likes sm?"

Lu Pingsheng threw Shangguan Nan onto the bed and said calmly, "I'm straight."

Shangguan Nan stopped laughing immediately, "You're paralyzed! You fucked me straight once? Damn it! Why didn't you say you were straight when you were a fool?"

"You don't know why I slept with you?" Lu Pingsheng said coldly, and bent down to pick up the crumpled police uniform on the ground.

"Yes! You are the most innocent. The first time and the second time, you were drunk and blind and couldn't tell the difference between men and women. The first time I drugged you to seduce you. You are the most innocent and you are the victim!" Shangguan Nan has lived for hundreds of years and rarely gets angry. , but ever since he met Lu Pingsheng, he almost lost his anger in his life. His eyes were red with anger, and he lay on the bed like a cicada chrysalis and writhed back and forth.

——This scene was unspeakably funny.

Lu Pingsheng had a dark face, and no monster dared to talk to him like this before, and only Shangguan Nan, if it was any other monster, he would have smashed their heads.

He put on his police uniform, turned his head away from looking at Shangguan Nan, "I'm going out to live, you can sleep."

The sound of cloth being torn was heard in the room, and Shangguan Nan tore the sheets and jumped off the bed, "No, I'll go! Army Lu is the main force of the police station, how dare I let him go out to live!"

Lu Pingsheng frowned uncomfortably.

A black light flashed, and the little furry bat smashed through the window and flew out.

Lu Pingsheng rubbed his temples and sat down on the bed, his eyes inadvertently glanced at the clothes scattered beside the bed, and he punched the bed board irritably, with a "crash", smoke, dust and sawdust were everywhere. The crib collapsed.

……

Shangguan Nan was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He flew around the village a few times and was too tired to flap his wings, but his anger still persisted.

"Fucking straight man! Smelly straight man! Big pig's hooves! Pretending to be straight!" Shangguan Nan flew around while scolding, and flew several times.

In the end, he couldn't fly anymore, so he found a random place to settle down. As soon as he transformed into a human form, he felt the chilly wind passing through his thighs.

"..."

I turned out to be naked!

He was in a hurry when he came out just now, he forgot to put on his clothes.

Shangguan Nan looked around. He was standing in the deserted fields. The entire Yunshui Village was shrouded in pitch black night, with no light to be seen.Shangguan Nan didn't bother to turn into a bat anymore. If he took too long to transform into a demon, he would be detected by the Bureau of Order.No one saw him anyway, let yourself go.He leaned against a big tree to rest, but as long as he calmed down, he could think of that fake straight man who went against his will.Kicking up the trunk, the tree shook a few times, and the leaves fell on Shangguan Nan's head.

Shangguan Nan shook off the leaves above his head, kicked the big tree a few more times, and the anger in his stomach barely subsided.He definitely won't go back to Lu Pingsheng's room, he still wants to show some face.He decided to squeeze into other policemen's rooms for the night, and just as he was about to leave, he saw a ray of blue light floating not far away.Shangguan Nan stared at the blue light that looked like a will-o'-the-wisp, and felt a strange feeling in his heart. Occupational diseases made him go to the light to find out.

The source of the blue light came out of the ancient well they discovered during the day. Shangguan Nan folded his arms and looked into the mouth of the well. The well was dark and deep. Not too deep.

"Ugh-"

"Ugh-"

The sound of air flow that resembled a woman's cry came from the bottom of the well, Shangguan Nan felt strange, there was no wind now, and this ancient well was not deep, so how could there be such a deep echo of wind from inside?

It was eerily quiet all around, the only source of sound coming from the bottom of the well.A burst of cool numbness came from Shangguan Nan's calf, Shangguan Nan shivered, and looked down to see a red mouse crawling up his leg.

Shangguan Nan's scalp was numb, and black hard nails grew instantly on his upper body. The long nails penetrated the mouse's body, and the mouse let out a sticky and foul smell with a howl.Shangguan Nan shook off the mouse in disgust, staring at the corpse of the red mouse lying at his feet, suddenly felt something was wrong.

Red mouse?

The whining ancient well?

Unusually quiet night?

Almost instantly, Shangguan Nan's whole body was on alert. Huge black bat wings sprouted from the smooth skin of his back, his teeth became sharp, and his pupils were stained the color of blood.

Coldly touching Shangguan Nan's shoulder, Shangguan Nan's pupils shrank, and his nails scratched behind him.The next moment his wrist was caught, "What are you doing?"

Shangguan Nan's furry gray ears moved, and he saw the person in front of him clearly.Lu Pingsheng's wrist was tightly grasped, and his strength was still strong. Shangguan Nan struggled for a long time without breaking free, and then glared at Lu Pingsheng, "You still want to let go?"

Lu Pingsheng was taken aback for a moment, and then he let go.

Shangguan Nan retracted his teeth, ears and wings, and returned to his normal appearance.

"What are you doing here?"

Lu Pingsheng didn't answer, he took off his blue shirt in silence and handed it to Shangguan Nan, and said fiercely, "Put it on."

Shangguan Nan couldn't laugh or cry, why did Lu Pingsheng do this every time, "I said, are you tired? You got me angry and came out to look for me again."

"I'm not looking for you, but to handle the case." Lu Pingsheng said with a straight face.

Shangguan Nan rolled his eyes and handled the case in the middle of the night, only ghosts believed his words.

Lu Pingsheng stopped in the air for a long time with his shirt in his hand, seeing that Shangguan Nan didn't answer him for a long time, finally he sighed, took a step forward, and surrounded the shameless and naked bat demon in Shangguan Nan's puzzled and resisting eyes Here, Domineering had to put on his own shirt for him.Lu Pingsheng wore a well-fitting shirt that was much bigger on Shangguan Nan's body, the sleeves grew a bit, and the hem of the shirt covered his buttocks.Shangguan Nan looked at Lu Dui, who was only wearing a vest and was buttoning up his cuffs with a serious face. Apart from being a little happy, he was more helpless.Is it so difficult for this fake straight man with low EQ to admit that he likes himself!

Forget it, let's slowly influence and guide this elm head!

Shangguan Nan also sighed.

"Army."

"?"

"Can I touch your abs?"

"…………"

Shangguan Nan didn't wait for Lu Pingsheng's answer, he reached into Lu Pingsheng's vest.Normally, Lu Pingsheng didn't think it was so obvious, but now that only the vest is left, the powerful figure with wide shoulders and narrow waist is fully exposed.Lu Pingsheng's eight-pack abs felt great, smooth and firm yet elastic, and Shangguan Nan was squinting. Before he could touch it enough, Lu Pingsheng held him down through his clothes, and warned: "Don't push yourself too far."

Then his was pulled out by Lu Pingsheng and thrown away.

"Have you been exercising a lot in Team Lu?" Shangguan Nan savored the sensation of being on the floor.

"Stop talking nonsense, go back." Lu Pingsheng left Shangguan Nan and walked back without looking back.

Shangguan Nan chuckled, and was about to leave with Lu Pingsheng, when he took a step, he found that the corpse of the red mouse that was lying on the bottom of his feet was gone.

He stopped and turned to look at the ancient well, "Captain Lu, something is wrong around here."

Lu Pingsheng followed Shangguan Nan's gaze, hesitated to speak, "Go, go back first."

After all this trouble, Shangguan Nan returned to the house where they lived.When he opened the door, there was a smell of dust in the room. He covered his nose, "What's wrong in this room?"

As soon as the words fell, I saw the horrific collapsed bed.

"how did you make it?"

"It's been a long time, and it collapses as soon as it sits."

"Then your butt is really heavy..."

Lu Pingsheng: "..."

Shangguan Nan went to check the severity of the damage to the bed, and when he saw a big hole in the bed, he was silent for a long time, "How can I sleep tonight?"

Lu Pingsheng said calmly, "Go back to animal shape and sleep."

"Beast form for too long will be monitored by the Bureau of Order..."

"Don't worry about it, I'm fine here." After speaking, a strong demon force filled the room.A dazzling white light emanated from Lu Pingsheng's body, and that white light was so flashing that Shangguan Nan couldn't see anything clearly.When the white light disappeared, the tall, handsome and strict Lu Corps disappeared, replaced by a majestic white-haired tiger lying on the ground.