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Boss Yu is a little depressed, is it because this little yellow book made him suffer?This thing really poisons life!

That night, Yu Heng locked the book into the cabinet to make sure that Lou Yan would never touch it again.Then he took out two small pornographic books written by Yu Yanshu from the study drawer and put them in the bedroom where Lou Yan could see them, hoping that Lou Yan would change his sex after reading them.It is said that the IQ of a lover is zero, and this sentence is also applicable to monsters.

After dinner, Yu Heng lay on the bed after taking a shower and made a video call to Bai Chen. In the video, Bai Chen was unshaven and his hair was in a mess, lying on the sofa with his arms bare, as rough as he could be. decadent.

Yu Hengyong scratched a lump on his knee that was bitten by mosquitoes, a little surprised, "Didn't you get stimulated by something? You made yourself like this? You are a civil servant, who said that your image represents the Bureau of Order. "

Bai Chen rubbed his bird's nest-like hair, and grinned. Because the camera was too close to Bai Chen's face, Yu Heng had the illusion that the stubble would pierce him.

"It's okay, what can I do? I just took my annual leave, drank for a few days and now I'm at home playing games and reading novels!"

He and Bai Chen have known each other for so many years, and Yu Heng can tell whether the other party is in a good mood or what's on his mind. He becomes serious and asks in a low voice, "Is it because of that?"

Bai Chen's expression changed instantly, "What are you talking about, it's impossible."

Fa Xiao's reaction confirmed that he guessed right just now, and Yu Heng scratched the mosquito bag that was about to be torn by himself twice, "Aren't you telling me the truth?"

Bai Chen was silent for a while, and he didn't pretend at all. He looked like he had lost his wife, and sat up and leaned on the sofa, his eyes were haggard, "I was transferred to him as a secretary."

Yu Hengxin said that it was no wonder that he had made himself into such a virtuous person, the emotional wound is hard to heal.

"What are you going to do?"

"What can I do, just hide first."

"Actually..." Yu Heng stared at Bai Chen's blue-black eye sockets, "You don't like to hear something, you have too much affection for him, I'm afraid you won't be able to control it."

Bai Chen stopped talking, Yu Heng's words really touched on the problem, he still cared about that bastard.He had thought about the scene of meeting that bastard countless times, but he didn't expect that the day of meeting would be so sudden, which made him flustered and at a loss.

Lou Yan came in after taking a shower, saw that Yu Heng was making a video call with someone, so he didn't bother, and just picked up the book on the table.

Yu Heng didn't notice Lou Yan, from the bottom of his heart he didn't want Bai Chen to be with that scum again, but it's been 20 years, Bai Chen hasn't come out of this relationship yet, he is also afraid that Bai Chen will make him depressed.

"Then who's attitude towards you? Ignore it? Or...?"

Bai Chen frowned, "He wants to reconcile with me, so he must be pursuing me. He has put in more effort than he did in those years."

"Are you soft-hearted?"

Bai Chen didn't speak.

Yu Heng weighed what he was going to say next in his heart, and after confirming that there should be no problem, he said: "Actually, you can't be hard on him. To put it bluntly, you still love him. I advised you to be more sober all those years ago, yes I don’t want you to be stupid again. But now, it’s not good for you or him to waste it like this. Think about it, do you want the process or the result of this relationship more? Or is there anything else to gain? You want the process , you don’t feel bad, promise to reunite with him and enjoy it. If you want results, I don’t think he is the one who can promise you eternal life. Apply for resignation and stay away from him. If you still have plans, you You can ask him for benefits, after all, he owes you."

Talk about the purpose in the relationship, and equate the intention with the feeling. Although this method of persuading people seems to insult the purity of the relationship, he has to do it because he knows that Bai Chen has already refused to be immobile and exhausted. Thinking about it, it's better to force him once to think about what he wants, and if he continues to be confused like this, he doesn't know how long it will take.

Bai Chen looked thoughtful, "What... do I want?"

"Yes, what do you want?"

"Then I'll think about it tonight, and I'll hang up first."

Just as Yu Heng wanted to say hello, he suddenly remembered the business. He talked with Bai Chen for so long and gave him emotional counseling, so he forgot about his own business.

"No, no, no, I have something to ask you."

"What's the matter?"

"Can you drag the relationship and help me open a psychic certificate?"

"No, this certificate is issued by the Bureau of Order. Human beings must catch five ghosts and hand them over to the Bureau of Order before they can be issued. But, why do you want this?"

Considering that Bai Chen is still in the stage of feeling sad and worrying about love, it is better not to say that he will go to bed in just a few days and then apply for a marriage certificate, "I have a friend who wants to marry a human being, but there is no psychic certificate."

Lou Yan put down the book at this moment, went to the bedside and sat beside Yu Heng.

"Then don't tie it up or ask Yue Lao to witness it. I think Yue Lao is idle."

The camera shone into half of Lou Yan's face, and Bai Chen's eyes tilted at an angle, staring at Lou Yan in the video.

"That's different. Yuelao's testimony is just tied to love. This life belongs to the category of metaphysics and numerology. The marriage certificate issued by the Bureau of Order belongs to the category of law." Yu Heng said.

Bai Chen stared at Lou Yan, and asked: "Smelly fish, who is this handsome guy next to you? Quick, give him a full shot, I'll appreciate it."

"..." Yu Heng moved in front of Lou Yan, and then Bai Chen's roar came from the microphone: "Damn! This is too fucking good-looking, right?"

Lou Yan responded politely, "Hi, thank you for the compliment."

Yu Heng had no choice but to explain: "Bai Chen is my friend, Lou Yan is me...I..."

"Employees." Lou Yan took over and said.

"Hahaha, yes." Yu Heng glanced at Lou Yan gratefully. He was hesitant about how to address Lou Yan just now because he was worried that Lou Yan didn't know what he was thinking about Bai Chen, and that he would not be able to call him anything other than boyfriend. happy.

"This employee is so handsome, are you sleeping together?"

"Yes, his bed is broken, let's squeeze first."

Bai Chen glanced at Yu Heng suspiciously, then lay down on the sofa again, yawned and said, "Don't talk about it, hang up, let me add the new employee's WeChat account another day."

"J, no problem."

After the video call ended, Yu Heng put his arms around Lou Yan and kissed him, "My wife is awesome, I'm interested."

Lou Yan smiled and pulled Yu Heng into his arms. Yu Heng hugged Lou Yan's neck, and the two looked at each other affectionately.

"The book is good." Lou Yan said with a half-smile.

Yu Hengshen traced Lou Yan's soft lips, "Oh? How do you feel?"

Lou Yan rolled his eyes, and the lights in the room went out.

Yu Heng felt that he had been stripped of his pajamas, and was sitting naked on top of Lou Yan.

Lou Yan's kiss, Lou Yan's one after another stimulated Yu Heng's brain nerves.

After a long time, Yu Heng hugged Lou Yan weakly with his arms, buried his head on his shoulders, his eyes were full of tears, and his voice was intermittent and full of sultry helplessness, "Mmm... woo... Wife..."

"Call husband."

"…………"

"Call husband."

Yu Heng couldn't take it anymore, and let out a soft moan.

This undoubtedly aroused the deepest desire in the heart of a master Shangxian who had been abstinent for many years.

Lou Yan's beautiful eyes were as deep as the night, his Adam's apple rolled twice, and he pressed the person in his arms onto the bed.

Outside the window, an A Piao in white floated past with a red face and eyes covered.

Early the next morning, Yu Heng crawled out of Lou Yan's arms impatiently. At four o'clock in the morning, the sky was gray and the sun turned his belly.

Lou Yan's sleep was so light that he woke up as soon as Yu Heng moved.

"Where are you going?" Lou Yan rubbed Yu Heng's black hair sticking to his forehead.

"Thirsty..." Yu Heng froze as soon as he opened his mouth, why was his voice so hoarse?

Lou Yan got out of bed and poured water, Yu Heng took a sip of it, the water was hot water that had been left to cool last night, the slightly cool water flowed down his throat, Yu Heng felt his throat a bit more comfortable, his mouth was dry after waking up Also relieved a lot.

"It's still early, go to sleep." Lou Yan put the water glass on the bedside table, lay down and hugged Yu Heng's slender waist.

Although Yu Heng was sleepy and tired, he still held his eyelids and asked, "Where did you get so many tricks last night?"

"Book."

Yu Heng: "..."

"In that book, I'm attacking!"

"I didn't pay much attention to it, but the posture is very applicable."

Yu Heng: "..."

Sure enough, when he got up, he hid all the books that taught Lou Yan badly!

……

In the study after lunch, Yu Heng was braiding a hair rope and asked Lou Yan, "Have the ghosts you caught handed over to the Bureau of Order?"

Lou Yan was changing the water for the little koi, "No."

The answer was the same as Yu Heng guessed, Lou Yan probably didn't want to go to the Bureau of Order, especially the headquarters, there were too many acquaintances, and it would be difficult to handle if they were exposed.

"Catch five ghosts first, and get a psychic certificate. We have all changed our appearance like this, and no one should recognize us." He thought for a while and said, "But even if we recognize it, it's nothing. There's nothing to be afraid of, just This kind of clean and small family life in the city is likely to be disturbed."

After Lou Yan changed the water and wiped off the water drops on his face, he came to Yu Heng's side to share the work for him.

Yu Heng was thinking about something, and suddenly stopped, "Why did you not be able to hold on when the fairy road was opened halfway back then, what happened?"

Lou Yan was taken aback for a moment, then calmly said: "I don't remember clearly."

"Whether you don't remember clearly or you don't want to tell me at all, you and I know it well." Yu Heng sighed, "I won't force you, I know you just suffocate your character like this, to put it bluntly, it's just too awkward. "

Lou Yanshen held Yu Heng's hand on the table, clasped his fingers together, "Sorry."

"No need to apologize, I have known you for so long and I still don't know what kind of stuffy you are? In fact, I don't want to mention the past, this life is this life," Yu Heng hugged Lou Yan, rubbing his face against his, " Me, I'm afraid that you will hold yourself back, and someday you can't hold back and tell me."

Lou Yan's eyes showed tenderness like water, his heart was almost melted by the person in his arms, he smiled: "Okay."

Towards evening, Yu Heng received a box of parcels.

Anonymous sender, he doesn't remember when he bought something, this package looks small and heavy.

When unpacking the package, Lou Yan was sitting next to him.

After taking out the contents, Yu Heng actually had the urge to hide them.

There are six books in total, and there is a faint smell of ink.

"Lord Shangxian's Seductive Wife"

Sadomasochism: Domineering Immortal Stand-In Demon

"It hurts, take it easy"

"Juice Flowing"

"The Demon King wants to run with the ball"

"Secret Between the Legs"

Yu Heng: "..."

Wechat ding dong, it's from Bai Chen.

Bai Chen: [I benefited a lot from what I said last night, and I sort of figured it out.In order to thank you, brother, I bought you the series of the author "Shangxian Lord, Take It Easy", all of which are your favorite Shangxian Gong Yaowangshou, don't thank me, I want to thank you for inviting me to dinner tomorrow! 】

Lou Yan picked out a copy of "The Demon King He Wants to Run with the Ball" to read, and said, "Here you are pregnant."

Yu Heng: "..."

Thank you, he wants to smash Bai Chen now!

Lou Yan took all six books in his pocket one by one, kissed Yu Heng, his face was cold and without any desire, and his tone was quite light, "I'll study it, try it tonight."

Yu Heng suddenly felt that the chrysanthemum was tightening, and his old kidney was about to fail.

That night, Yu Heng sat panting on Lou Yan's body, looked at the calm person lying under him, and said, "You...you...learn...very fast..."

Lou Yan: "You too."

Yu Heng: "..."

A Piao in white clothes outside the window blushed again, and floated away.