My Underachieving Seatmate Doesn't Need Any Comforting

This is a certainty!

Brother Xiao is pursuing Qiao Shao?

No, no, nine times out of ten they are already together!

Wei Jiayu didn't want to play the game anymore after eating this astonishingly big melon.

It turns out Brother Xiao can take all men and women!

Certainly not ordinary people...

Because of some things, Wei Jiayu's filter for Lou Xiao was at least ten meters thick, so he thought that everything he did was cool.

That's right, even being gay is cool!

Wei Jiayu, who took on such a "heavy task", naturally couldn't waste time.

He thought about a self-study class, went off-campus to buy a bunch of things, and waited quietly for the evening self-study to go back to compete for the head of the dormitory.

When Qiao Shao and Chen Xu returned to the dormitory, they were surprised to see Lan Mao there.

You must know that this guy will never come back until bedtime on weekdays.

Qiao Shao greeted him politely.

The blue hair looked him up and down, and hummed reservedly.

For brother Xiao's sake, let me try to talk to you.

Qiao Shao: "..."

What a ghost, impolite brat.

He ignored Lan Mao and continued talking to Chen Chen.

Wei Jiayu couldn't help but "cough" again.

Given that he is always airy, Qiao Shao and Chen Bao pretended not to hear him.

Wei Jiayu had no choice but to "cough cough" again.

Lord Qiao Shao doesn't remember the villain's mistakes, he looked at him: "Have you caught a cold?"

Wei Jiayu: "..."

Chen Xu also spoke: "I have medicine here."

What a damn risk, I want to take the poor ghost's bitter medicine!

Wei Jiayu stopped being reserved, and said straight to the point: "I want to be the head of 516."

Hearing what he said, Qiao Shao and Chen Xu looked at each other in blank dismay: What kind of flair is this guy.

Seeing that the two of them were silent, Wei Jiayu thought he was a bad start, so he immediately resorted to his trump card: "As the head of the house, you must fulfill your due responsibilities and obligations, so from now on, the head of the house will be responsible for all the toiletries in the bathroom and every day. Late supper."

After speaking, he picked up the bag under the table and put it on the table.

Qiao Shaohe Chen said: "?"

Seeing that the two were still indifferent, Wei Jiayu said again: "The head of the dormitory is also responsible for the hygiene of the dormitory. I will ask the nanny to clean it for us every weekend."

Qiao Shao and Chen complained: "!!"

Wei Jiayu put all his chips on the table, thinking that the problem was not a big deal, and asked them: "How about it, can you provide these conditions?"

Qiao Shao and Chen reported a ghost!

Although I don't know what nerves this blue hair has, but they don't mind if he has more nerves like this!

Qiao Shao immediately said: "You are the head of the house."

This can compete for the national model housekeeper, don't want it for nothing.

Chen Chen is much more cheerful now, and there is a smile in his eyes at the moment: "I have no objection."

Wei Jiayu hugged his chest every day and snorted coldly: "From now on, I will fulfill my responsibilities and obligations as the head of the house, so I should also use the power that the head of the house should have."

Sure enough, there are still pits?

Qiao Shao was not surprised. Wei Jiayu should be a bit privileged to subsidize "household" in this way.

Wei Jiayu can be said to have said the main point: "If you have no objections, I will announce the rules and regulations of the dormitory."

Chen Xu was stunned: "Rules and regulations?"

Wei Jiayu glanced at Qiao Shao and said, "First thing, you have to close the door when you take a shower in the future."

This seems to be no problem, Qiao Shao and Chen Xu have no objection.

Wei Jiayu continued: "Second rule, you are not allowed to take a shower with your roommates."

Qiao Shao wanted to roll her eyes in her heart - isn't this nonsense, who wants to wash with you!

Seeing that Qiao Shao had no intention of objecting, Wei Jiayu breathed a sigh of relief and continued, "The third thing is to come out dressed after taking a shower."

Another nonsense...

Can you come out naked without wearing proper clothes?

Qiao Shao and Chen Xu were already speechless, so they waited for him to say something serious later.

Unexpectedly, Wei Jiayu stopped just like that.

Not thinking about other charters, but just stopped!

Qiao Shao blinked: "No more?"

Wei Jiayu glared at him: "It's gone!"

These three things made him think about it, what more, what else does this kid want to do to make Brother Xiao angry!

Qiao Shao looked at Chen Fu, Chen Fu looked at Qiao Shao, and the two saw three words in each other's eyes——

Neuropathy.

Paying such a high price to get the position of head of the house, just to announce such a few nonsense?

Afterwards, Qiao Shao sent a private chat to Chen Xu: "What do you think Wei Jiayu is crazy about?"

Chen Xu was silent and then replied: "We don't understand the world of the rich."

Qiao Shao was also silent, but he could only add one sentence in his heart: I'm sorry, rich people don't take this blame.

It doesn't matter what Wei Jiayu does, it's settled anyway.

Wei Jiayu focused on "decorating" the bathroom, including brand-new shampoo and bath products, brand-new bath towels, toothpaste and facial cleansing products.

Just Chong Wei Jiayu's avant-garde blue hair, he also knows that he is a delicate pig boy.

The next day Qiao Shao and He Shen complained about Wei Jiayu.

He Shen smiled when he heard that.

Qiao Shao said, "Do you think he is stupid?"

He Shen sold his teammates unceremoniously: "Yes."

Qiao Shao said: "But...others are actually pretty good."

Although rude, arrogant and awkward, Qiao Shao felt that Wei Jiayu most likely wanted to blend into the dormitory and have a good relationship with him and Chen Xu.

Hey, Qiao Shao understands this kind of friendship bought with money.

So even though he doubted his IQ, Qiao Shao felt sorry for him.

Because of Qiao Shao's words, He Shen felt that he could invite Wei Jiayu to eat two more meals.

— as long as he wants to eat.

After this monthly exam, the biggest winner is actually their Chinese teacher, Comrade Lao Qin.

Lao Qin has gone through ups and downs, which time did he not spray the students on the students' heads after the exam?

But this time he was full of joy, and kept praising: "You see, as long as you work hard, nothing is impossible. Everyone performed very well this time, and the average score is a full ten points higher than last time..."

Old Qin's eloquence was endless, and the students couldn't express their bitterness in their hearts.

They put all their energy on Chinese in the last week, can they get no results?

They regard this Chinese language as a hell Shura field, can they not treat it cautiously!

But what about the fact?

The truth!

The Chinese test paper this time has no suspense, and it is beyond the syllabus. It doesn't even test the difficult points in the syllabus. It is all basic knowledge points.

They put in so much effort, seeing such a test paper, if they don't write it with a score of more than 100, can they be worthy of their own sweat!

During class break, Song Yixu turned his head and howled, "Brother Shen, isn't it difficult for you to speak Chinese?"

As soon as he spoke, many people turned their heads and waited for his reply.

Even Qiao Shao turned his head and said in surprise, "You're the one who said Chinese is difficult?"

It turns out that all the gossip he heard came from He Shen?

Now he can understand, who can not panic when Xue Shen utters such a tone?

He Shen was only busy until one o'clock last night, and today he is in good condition. He propped his chin and looked at Qiao Shao: "I never said that."

Qiao Shao looked at Song Yixu: "He never said that."

Song Yixu wailed: "He didn't say it, but he handed in his Chinese homework last week!"

Qiao Shao: "........."

He Shen said calmly, "I'm just handing in an assignment, why are you nervous?"

Song Yixu said: "How can you not be nervous? You actually met Lao Qin, can we not pay close attention!"

The Chinese class representative at the front also came over and said quietly: "You also recited the Efang Palace Fu."

This is the biggest reason for the rumors to spread.

Fortunately, Qiao Shao who was listening was sitting on a chair, otherwise he would have fallen right now!

He Shen glanced at him and said, "I was..."

In the middle of his speech, Qiao Shao immediately covered his mouth to stop him from speaking.

He Shen bent his eyes to look at him.

Qiao Shao answered for him: "He...he just played behind his back!"

Don't tear it apart!

Qiao Shao frantically winked at him.

Now that he understands everything, it turns out that he started the rumors in the Shura field of the Chinese language test on the monthly exam!

He urged He Shen to do his homework, which shocked the masses.

The crowd frantically made up their minds, and finally passed it back to Qiao Shao's ears.

At that time, Qiao Shao said to He Shen seriously: "This time the language is very difficult, I have to review the previous ones."

So He Shen recited A Fang Gong Fu.

what……

Qiao Shao wanted to order a coffin for herself again!

"Well, I'm just memorizing casually," He Shen took Qiao Shao's hand and said slowly, "Don't be superstitious, I never bet on questions, there is no need to get nervous seeing what I do."

This remark awakened the masses.

Yes, Xueshen never bets on questions.

Does he still use bets?

What is inside and outside the outline, what can he not know?

The topic was so close, Qiao Shao heaved a sigh of relief, and withdrew his hand from He Shen.

At noon, Qiao Shao rushed to eat, He Shen said: "Wait a minute, I will take you out to eat later."

Qiao Shao: "Huh? What's the matter?"

"While there is no one, let..." He Shen deliberately paused, "Show me your test paper."

Qiao Shao hummed: "Don't read it, I've sorted out all the wrong questions."

"Be obedient," He Shen coaxed him, "show me."

Qiao Shao: "No!"

He Shen reached out to the hole in his table: "Don't be shy."

Qiao Shao grabbed his downward arm: "No!"

Yu Yuanxi ran back to the classroom because he forgot to take his meal card——

I always feel that they are doing something terrible, but I dare not prove it!

Later Qiao Shao of course spread out the test papers in front of He Shen.

In fact, He Shen has already printed these papers in his mind, and the reason why he wants to read them now is mainly to find an opportunity to talk to Qiao Shao.

He could see that Qiao Shao wasn't bothered by the score, and had always had an optimistic attitude.

But it really shouldn't be the bottom one. Qiao Shao is not stupid and works hard. No matter what, it shouldn't be such a result.

He Shen read it carefully and asked him, "Is the test paper difficult?"

Qiao Shao took out the previous excuse and said: "Actually, I didn't study much last semester, probably because I fell too far behind, so I didn't do well in the exam."

It's okay to fool the report, but it doesn't mean much to He Shen.

He is very clear about the types of questions in this set of test papers, and the knowledge from last semester will indeed be used, but there are several questions that he only came into contact with recently.

Qiao Shao is more serious about listening to the class than anyone else, and there are no problems with the practice questions on weekdays, so why do you just write scribbles in the exam?

He Shen didn't expose him, but only asked, "Why didn't you learn last semester?"

Qiao Shao said: "Something happened, so I dropped out of school."

He Shen was taken aback.

Qiao Shao immediately said: "It's all right now, don't worry!"

This is because He Shen doesn't want to keep asking.

He Shen paused and said: "It's okay, it's just that if you miss your homework, I'll help you make it up."

Seeing that the topic changed, Qiao Shao heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Chen Xu has agreed to help me with tutoring."

He Shen thought about what he said before, but he could still find time to be jealous: "Is he good with me?"

Qiao Shao: "..."

He Shen looked at him: "Don't use the first one, why do you have to choose the second one?"

Qiao Shao couldn't laugh or cry: "What a mess, reporting is a normal learning method for normal people."

He looked at He Shen and asked with a smile, "Tutoring with you, do you have any notes?"

Qiao Shao still remembered the time when He Shen took the textbook from last semester by mistake, it was so clean that no one had touched it.

He Shen really doesn't have that stuff.

Qiao Shao said again: "Okay, it's enough to have a report, you..."

"He's just studying." He Shen said solemnly, "Tut me up, and I will teach you study skills."

Qiao Shao was a little moved and asked, "How do you say it? What kind of technique."

He Shen paused.

Qiao Shao was really curious: "Let's hear it, what study skills did you use?"

It seems not bad to be able to learn the true biography of the gods.

Then the god of learning gave him a knowing blow: "For example--photographic memory."

Qiao Shao: "..."

Goodbye, don't see each other today!

In the afternoon, the whole class was frightened.

Because He Shen, who hardly used to write except for exams, was writing hard.

One lesson, two lessons...

Song Yixu couldn't bear it anymore, and asked He Shen: "Brother Shen, what are you writing about?"

He Shen didn't raise his head and said, "Love letter."

Song Yixu took a deep breath.

Qiao Shao, who ignored him all afternoon, moved his ears.

love letter?

Which girl does He Shen have a crush on?

There is no sign.

Song Yixu's mouth could hold a duck's egg: "Fuck, which little fairy came down to earth?"

To be able to be spotted by He Shen!

"It's so far away from the horizon," He Shen said while handing the thick notebook to Qiao Shao, "This is the one."

Qiao Shao was stunned: What and what?

He looked at He Shen with his notebook.

He Shen moved his stiff fingers and said, "Honey, why don't you open it to see what I have in mind?"

Po you big headed ghost ah!

When will this guy run the train with his mouth full?

Qiao Shao glared at him, but opened the notebook obediently.

At a glance...

He was stunned.

Song Yixu came up and said, "I am Kangkang, let me be Kangkang."

The guy was so excited that he couldn't understand.

"Fuck," Song Yixu couldn't help but swear, "Brother Shen, did you just silently write down the key points of knowledge from last semester?"

More than just the key points of knowledge, these various subjects are clearly sorted out.

It even connects the knowledge points of this semester...

Song Yixu was dumbfounded: "Brother Shen, you are really affectionate."

With this weight, a hundred love letters can't compare to it!