[Dance Dance] Wake up, Sparta

When the No. 20 pop-up window under Zhang Xiaogun □□ appeared in three days, inviting her to come back to □□ Xuan Wu, she felt that she was out of anger. Once a person with a temper becomes stubborn, even if Zhang Xiaogun is fat, he doesn't want to wrestle with her.

Reluctantly logging into the game again and entering that room, Sun Xiaoxiao's joyful look filled Zhang Xiaogun's eyes with the taste of a successful plot.This made her say even more angrily: "Haven't I already received all the rewards? If you send me another invitation link, I will throw all your sons and grandchildren into the bubble downstairs."

Sun Xiaohua's son is a Hamtaro, and his grandson is a sex penguin. These two things usually serve as cushions, but the abnormal function is that Sun Xiaoxiao digs holes all over his body when he is nervous.The important thing about them is that if one day they are gone, Sun Xiaoxiao will pick his hands when he is nervous.This conclusion was reached after Zhang Xiaogun lost her last batch of children and grandchildren in a fit of madness.

"I don't have any." The face shape of the characters used in Sun's novel also has her unique pathetic look, "I click on your profile once, and the system will send it automatically, Xiao Gun, I don't know what to do if you're not here, I Just keep clicking on your information."

In the middle of the night, the words in the dialog box burned Zhang Xiaogun's eyes, and she suddenly understood what kind of sadness it is when men can't get hard. "Help you catch up with this gay, so you won't go back to looking for reggae again?" Hearing Sun Xiaoxiao's affirmative answer, Zhang Xiaogun, who was calm just now, wished he could chop off his typing hand, but the water was hard to stop, she was already I can't remember how many times I have been a dog-headed military adviser to Sun Xiaoxiao or cleaned up the mess because of my soft heart.

With deep contempt for himself who was too weak to be supported by the mud, Zhang Xiaogun suddenly had Mr. Six's evaluation of himself that day, and then revised the sentence and sent it to Sun Xiaohua, "Sun Fiction, you are a Spartan."

Like Zhang Xiaogun, Sun Xiaowen didn't answer this question, but Zhang Xiaogun understood her.The reason why Sun Xiaoxiao is Sun Xiaoxiao is because she can keep talking non-stop. At this moment, she can only explain one thing without saying anything.

She doesn't know what Sparta is at all.

And if she doesn't say anything at this moment, it doesn't mean that she is silent. It can only mean that she is doing something that she is learning all day long rather than thinking about it - Baidu.

Sure enough, after a few minutes, Sun Xiaoxiao's big green characters appeared on the screen again, "Dizzy, you scold me as soon as you scold me, Xiao Gun, why do you say such uncommon words? I read it many times before I understand it. What is this?" Bada, don't you understand if you just say that Hu is better than me?"

Faced with this sentence full of complaints, Zhang Xiaogun was already unable to say anything to her.Instead of wasting life talking to her, it is better to fulfill her wish as soon as possible and help her ascend to heaven, so that her six sense organs can be purified from now on.

Now that he has decided to do it, he must succeed. It is Zhang Xiaogun's consistent style to do everything he can, and it is also the reason why Sun Xiaowen asks Zhang Xiaogun to help.As a dog-headed military strategist, the first thing Zhang Xiaogun had to do was not to spy on the military situation as stated in the Art of War, but to take Sun Xiaoxiao to another room.

"Damn, Mr. Xu, why don't you turn on the lights? You can't afford the electricity bill?" Zhang Xiaogun complained as soon as he entered the room. Falling down in front of Uncle Xu, the uncle's first reaction must have been to run over to check for cracks on the ground.

"Oh, Da Pao, do you have any knowledge? Even if there is no light in the dazzling dance, it will be on. I have studied for a long time to get this effect." Although this sentence was typed, Zhang Xiaogun's rich imagination Li still automatically matched her words with the sound of the madam, and a cold current surged through her body inexplicably.But Zhang Xiaogun is Zhang Xiaogun after all, and after the cold snap, she quickly raised the point: "Master Xu, didn't I tell you not to call me Da Pao?"

"But I also told you not to call me uncle." Uncle Xu's words made Zhang Xiaogun lean on the back of the chair with his eyes closed, sat up for a long time and asked solemnly: "Old Wu, what is your name?" on."

After a while, Zhang Xiaogun appeared in the game lobby with a ding. "Damn, it's really barbaric." Zhang Xiaogun muttered dissatisfiedly. Uncle Xu is indeed not called Uncle Xu. Back then, Zhang Xiaogun was just a novice player. In a 2D game, there are six grids on an interface, and one person stands in each grid. She hired five sisters. After two or three years, only Zhang Xiao, who was called the cannon for many years as the boss but without the majesty of the boss, was left. Get out, and Xu Ying, the fifth child, are often together.

If Zhang Xiaogun is the overt Sparta, then Xu Ying is the deeply hidden king of Sparta.Back then, the words of X your mother had just shared a lot of sorrow for her mother. Xu Ying couldn't put it down, and often made it appear in front of Zhang Xiaogun who liked to scold X your mother. "X your mother, I don't have a grandpa." Afterwards, he complacently waited for the fifth child who could not have no mother to surrender.

Then five seconds later, Zhang Xiaogun was shot in the head.The moment she fell to the ground, she seemed to be able to see Xu Ying on the other side of the screen saying "From today onwards, you have a grandpa" in her unique voice of a madam, and then blew it at herself contemptuously. Blow the muzzle.

But now is obviously not the time for revenge, Zhang Xiaogun clenched his fists and clicked on Uncle Xu's information, once again shamelessly entered the invisible room, and quickly pasted the information he wanted before Uncle Xu kicked her out again. What he said: "Do you know a gay named Liu in this district?"

Counting silently to 123, Zhang Xiaogun knew that the excitement of this rotten girl had been choked by him, at least he would be safe until she was finished with this person.Sure enough, the uncle asked excitedly: "You know Da Pao too? Oh my god, he's so handsome."

"It's not me, it's Sun Xiaoxiao." It's not that Zhang Xiaogun wants to interrupt the uncle, but because of his literary quality, she can use the sentence without repeating the screen several times to tell everyone, this six, what is he? How handsome.If it was normal, Zhang Xiaogun would certainly be willing to go crazy with her, just like the two of them usually go crazy with two-dimensional handsome guys, but when this handsome guy is gay, Zhang Xiaogun thinks that he should be more realistic.

Sun Xiaoxiao, who had been silent for a long time, was still keenly aware that the center of gravity had shifted to her in the dark, and sighed softly and said bitterly: "Do you think there is nothing sadder in this world than the person you like is gay? something wrong?"

"Yes." Uncle Xu interrupted Sun Xiaoxiao's self-pity without any sense of humor.

"What?" Just as Zhang Xiaogun wanted to call Sun Xiaoxiao, don't ask, he saw the two small green characters of Sun Xiaoxiao. Based on her relationship with Uncle Xu for many years, the words that the uncle is about to say must be the same as the name of the uncle. Just like Zhang Xiaogun, it has become an indelible scar in Sun Xiaowen's heart. Zhang Xiaogun feels this way not because they are equally vile, but because Uncle Xu likes to split a sentence into two when he bury someone. , First attract the attention of others to achieve the effect of doublekill.

"The person you like turned into a GAY in order to dislike you in a fair way." When these words appeared on the screen accompanied by the red font that Uncle Xu loves, Zhang Xiaogun couldn't bear to close his eyes .