In the name of the trench [Comprehensive British and American]

Sarah was sent to a nearby town by the small black car of S.H.I.E.L.D. The agent in charge of sending her was a very silent person, and the only two words he said to Sarah were "get in the car" and "arrived". .

Sarah probably already knew where she was, probably in a small town in New Mexico.

When bidding farewell to the little black car of S.H.I.E.L.D., the agent kindly gave Sarah an umbrella. Sarah didn't think this was something the silent agent could do, and it was probably Coulson's arrangement.

and……

"It really gave me a warm welcome ceremony."

Seeing the S.H.I.E.L.D. car turning a corner and disappearing, Sarah took apart the handle of the umbrella and pulled out a small locator from the hollow handle. After thinking about it, she stuffed the locator into her pocket. Then he left under the umbrella.

The size of this small town is really small, and it probably has nothing to do with the fact that there are not many people visiting it. There are no large hotels to stay in here.

Sarah only found a clean and tidy hotel on the side of the road, and after three seconds of eye contact with the boss, she got her room card.

With dry clothes, hot water, and a not-so-rich but definitely freshly baked food, Sarah immediately felt a lot better after changing her clothes.

She threw the S.H.I.E.L.D. locator on the table, and Sarah poked the little thing with her hand. She had to admit that although Coulson was just an ordinary person compared to other superheroes, he was indeed an experienced agent.

...It may also be that there are too many doubts about Sarah.

The heavy rain did not just start. Sarah, a young girl, appeared in the remote field in the rain with only a backpack on her back. She was alone, without companions, and without a car. Although she looked embarrassed, it was obvious that she hadn't been wet for a long time. Rain, it doesn't even look like you've trudged through heavy rain.

It was inevitable that Coulson should be careful with her, after all, they should be keeping a big secret now.

Just flipping over Sarah's head from the guard's head, she knew that they were guarding a hammer that fell from the sky. It may not look very huge, and it just fell on the ground so simply, but they tried to be pulled by people. There was never a way to move that hammer an inch.

Well, as a big fan of the Avengers, Sarah just needs to know that they found a hammer to probably guess who this is about.

But really, she wasn't particularly interested in the blond hunk, if anything.

"I thought it would be a good idea to go and see Iron Man."

Sarah didn't intend to go to Harry right away. The world is so big, God knows where Harry is, and it's impossible to find Harry out of billions of people with her own strength.

So she needs to seek help from other forces.

Thinking of this, Sarah stuffed the S.H.I.E.L.D. locator into the pocket of the other coat.

As for now, she needs to see what kind of world this is.

Borrowing the hotel owner's computer, due to hardware constraints, Sarah did not dare to wander around the military network. As for the software, to be honest, Sarah didn't think the computer in her hand could support her. The programs written, not to mention that there is no need to go to those heavily guarded places now, after all, she knows the key words.

Well, the biggest news right now is that Tony Stark, the big local tycoon of the Stark family, announced that he is Iron Man a few days ago. As for Captain America or something... Sarah wandered around and only saw it in the history category This one, I guess the old popsicle hasn't thawed yet.

"Barely considered a good time."

Most of the superheroes at this time are still in the growth stage, still immature, and the world is full of crises, but it is better than the later stage.

After all, the stronger the superheroes are, the more their opponents will grow accordingly, and if the earth is not enough, they can also come from aliens or even other worlds.

When the weather cleared up the next morning, Sarah put on her backpack and took thousands of dollars in cash from the innkeeper.

Of course she won't take it for nothing!At least she left behind a gem worth hundreds of thousands.

...Who made it impossible to find a suitable place to sell gems in this pitiful town_(:3ゝ∠)_

When the boss is free, let's take the gems to a big city and sell them. Sarah believes that they will be able to sell for a good price.

But that's the boss's business. Her goal now is New York.

With money on her body, Sarah was more confident. She bought a plane ticket and arrived in New York almost on the same day.

The biggest advantage of New York compared to remote towns is that she can finally get money with peace of mind. After getting money, she has to find a new identity for herself. After all, she is still a black household in this world.

Fortunately, there is nothing to be afraid of if you have technology. Compared with the old computer of the hotel owner that has not been replaced for many years, Sarah can easily find props that meet her needs in New York, so she soon has a new identity.

A native New Yorker who later went to study in the UK, an outstanding graduate of Oxford University, is full of hope for his future, and is currently planning to find some good opportunities in New York.

Don't ask why it is Oxford, because Sarah is indeed a graduate of Oxford University. Even if she fakes it, she has to be a little technical. If the school is Oxford, at least if she is asked, she can still talk about it.

After arranging the trajectory of her life in the system, Sarah decided to watch Iron Man very calmly.

To be honest, it’s hard to find the Captain America with the shield on his shoulders, but the Iron Man is flying all over the sky. New York residents, if they want to, look up at the sky and watch the Iron Man flying around. It's really not a technical job, sir.

Of course, it’s only from a distance, holding a cup of coffee and sitting on a bench near Stark’s company, Sarah watched her idol fly a few laps to satisfy her dream of chasing stars, and then left.

After all, her goal is not Iron Man but S.H.I.E.L.D.!

Sarah wasn't worried at all that S.H.I.E.L.D. would find her. If she needed to find someone who was thrown over by an angel from another world in this world, S.H.I.E.L.D. was obviously a good partner.

Although there are many strange organizations in this world, S.H.I.E.L.D. is not a white lotus. For Sarah, she can tell about the dark history of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the love and killing between S.H.I.E.L.D. One night without repetition.

But at least S.H.I.E.L.D. is pretty good for a large organization compared to most other people.

After Sarah watched Iron Man for days, someone else finally sat next to her chair.

"Hi, I think you still remember me?" The man also sat beside her holding a cup of coffee, and watched Iron Man flying around with her.

Shalaton glanced at him and nodded: "Of course, Phil Coulson, thank you for helping me when I was in New Mexico, it was really a big help, after all, I don't want to walk all the way back in the heavy rain. "

"So shi... sorry, can I call you Sarah?"

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent twitched inwardly. He really couldn't address Sarah like Miss S.H.I.E.L.D.

Seeing Sarah nodding, Coulson continued: "I don't think there is any need to thank you for the matter in New Mexico. We should be happy to help each other, shouldn't we?"

Sarah looked at him and blinked: "Are you here to get back something you forgot at my place?"

"what?"

Sarah took out the locator from her pocket and handed it to him: "This, I found it from the umbrella, I thought you came to me for this."

"No, actually, I have other things I want to talk to you about." Coulson took the locator without changing his face: "Since we have already said this, let's make it more obvious."

He looked at Sarah with a serious expression: "Sarah Hild, your name, or this is the name you told me, although I really want to report a bunch of your information casually at this time, but I'm sorry, No such person, of course, I mean if the identities and experiences you forged are not counted, then you are indeed no such person, so, I can ask, 'Miss No Existence' is so keen to sit here and watch every day Is it because of Iron Man?"

"Oh, I thought you were going to ask why I was around that hammer in New Mexico in the first place." Sarah looked at him.

Coulson nodded immediately: "Yes, that's the question I'm going to ask next. If you don't mind, you can explain it together."

"There is no reason, sir." Sarah threw the empty cup into the trash can a few meters away: "I have no interest in them. In fact, I was looking for you from the beginning."

Coulson seemed to understand something: "S.H.I.E.L.D.? So is your Hilde a fake too? It's an idea designed to attract us? Then, can I ask your real name?"

"No," Sarah shook her finger: "The name Sarah Hilder is real, Hilder is indeed my name, I am not targeting S.H.I.E.L.D., in fact I just want to make a deal with you That's all."

Coulson seemed to be listening very seriously: "Please tell me."

"I probably know what you do. I need your help. Oh, don't worry, this is just a small favor for you. Similarly, in exchange, I am willing to do something for you in return."

Coulson shook his head slightly: "Miss Sarah, we don't even know who you are."

"Sarah Hilder, my name, as for the identities I wrote for myself, most of them are true, as for the part that tells lies, I think it is easy for you to identify, so now you Knowing that there is so much I can do.”

Well, this point Coulson has to admit: "If what you said is true, genetics, biology, physics, Chinese language, four doctorates, and a bachelor's degree in Chinese history? In addition to native English, very He is good at Chinese, and he can also speak German, Latin, Japanese, and Russian. If necessary, he can learn any language he needs within four days. Although he does not have any professional certificates in computer, he is very good at this area, and he is proficient in close combat , is good at using most of the common firearms, and can shoot almost every shot... I have to say, Miss Sarah, considering your age, this information is a bit too scary."

Sarah blinked: "Actually, I can speak Sichuan dialect."

When she went to China, she used to go to Sichuan to go to school, um, Sichuan food is so delicious =v=

But speaking of this, Sarah has to admit that Sichuan dialect is simply poisonous. When she came back from wandering in Sichuan, she spoke English with a Sichuan flavor. Even when she first came back to report to Professor X, if she didn’t use telepathy , Professor x can't understand her strong Sichuan English at all _(:3ゝ∠)_

Thinking of the week of practicing English hard that year, Sarah couldn't help but twitched her mouth. Since then, she really never wants to go to Sichuan.

...But it is said that there are also Northeast accents and Taiwanese accents that are equally poisonous... So, it is not that Sichuan is poisonous at all, but that China is poisonous!

Of course, for Coulson, when he heard what Sarah said, his first reaction was: "Have you been to China?"

"I've been there before, the Chinese food is really delicious, and Sichuan is also very beautiful."

Well, now is not the time to talk about this...

"About my resume, um, well, it looks a bit scary, but the so-called four Ph. Make sure you have a corresponding or even higher level, but because you were too lazy to write a thesis, you didn't care about it."

Coulson: "..."

So the truth that you only have two PhDs is that you are too lazy to write a dissertation?

"There are so many good things in this world, and if you want to talk about degrees, I've got a few for fun, and the others don't matter."

Coulson twitched his mouth: "But anyway, your information is really scary."

He is also well-informed and has seen a lot of geniuses, but it is really rare for Sarah to be like this, and Coulson promises that Sarah has other things that she has not said, but now is not a good time to ask , so he doesn't dwell on it.

"I have to admit that if these are true, then indeed, you will be a very useful person, but I want to ask what do you need S.H.I.E.L.D. for? I think whether it is seeking money or seeking power and fame, It's just a matter of time for you, and you can reach out and get these things."

Sarah nodded: "So what I want is a person. I want to find someone, but my strength alone is not enough, so I plan to seek help from S.H.I.E.L.D."

Coulson said: "Then the person you are looking for must be very special, so you have no choice but to find us."

He stood up and shot Sarah: "I need to report this matter to my superiors, but I have received your kindness, and we will contact you as soon as possible."

Sarah shook hands with him: "I won't change my address recently, you guys know how to find me."

Sarah didn't think the other party would reject her. She didn't say where she was from, which was enough for S.H.I.E.L.D. to come to her door again, and if she told the truth, the cooperation with S.H.I.E.L.D. grasp.

S.H.I.E.L.D. would not let a visitor from another world like her wander around outside, especially if she offered to deliver it to her door, even if it was just to keep her under their noses, S.H.I.E.L.D. would accept her.

Sarah stood up and was about to leave, she raised her head reflexively, and then...

"Fuck!"

Iron Man fell from the sky!

With the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground, Sarah saw her idol hit the ground not far from her.

Even through the mask of the armor, when she met the opponent's eyes, Sarah couldn't help but stretched out her paw and waved: "Hey, can you sign me?"

Although Mr. Iron Man Tony Stark fell quite badly, but the armor protected him well, so he could lift his mask and said to the beauty in front of him: "Not just a signature, if you want, We can have dinner together."

Sarah suddenly turned blank: "You want to sleep with me."

Don't try to lie!She saw it!

Stark: "..."

Girl, you don't need to be so direct, really.

Sure enough, there is a gap between idols and reality. When Sarah was watching comics and movies, Sarah felt that Mr. Iron Man was really a cute idol, but in reality, she met this kind of man...

"Why do I want to beat people up so much?"

But Sarah finally took out a thick book from her bag and handed it to Mr. Iron Man: "I can agree to the dinner invitation. After all, if I can really have a meal with you, I am still very excited. Please sign for me first."

Mr. Iron Man took the pen and notebook she handed over, and signed his name without looking at it.

After receiving the notebook handed back by Stark, if it wasn't for her ability to cheat, Sarah could hardly control the idiotic smile on her face.

This is Janie's little meat book signed by Mr. Iron Man! ╰(*°▽°*)╯If possible, Sarah really wants to take all the shield irons, eagle irons, and all kinds of iron books that she didn't bring with her, and let Mr. Iron Man sign it!

But if you think about it, let’s forget about it. It’s enough to be sorry for such a thing. It’s enough to have such a book, so don’t expect too much.

Sarah poked the opponent's steel armor with her hand: "How did you fall?"

Mr. Iron Man spread his hands: "Testing new functions, but it seems that something happened, let's go. I know there is a pretty good restaurant nearby."

The two of them didn't go to high-end restaurants very carefully, but the roadside shop recommended by Mr. Iron Man was indeed very good.

...Well, eating at the same table with my idol, even if I drink white water, it is super delicious white water!

On the contrary, Stark, who took off his armor, was stared at by Sarah with some pride: "It seems that you really admire me?"

"Yeah!" Sarah nodded vigorously: "I really like you! Wow, you are a real genius!"

In fact, in addition to the high imitation Captain America Star Shield, her home also has a self-developed Iron Man armor with the same appearance =v=

Sarah's words obviously made Stark very happy: "You have to know that I am not only a genius, if you like, we can have a deeper communication."

To be honest, Sarah's face is really good enough, which makes Stark very interested in having a hair with her.

Of course Sarah would not refuse. In fact, except for things like going to bed, she would not easily refuse no matter what Stark said. That was Iron Man himself!

Oh, my idol is so handsome!

Sarah held her face to see Stark drinking, even if she used her own ability at this time, it would not prevent her from writing the word "crazy" on her face.

My love beans are great!

Sarah's performance fully satisfied Stark, so he even invited Sarah to his house to play after the meal.

"Ok, go, go, go wherever you say!"

That's Iron Man's home!

Stark felt that the little beauty he met today was really enthusiastic.

...Well, there seems to be something wrong with the direction of enthusiasm.

"Well, your home, I mean, is there really an artificial intelligence butler in your home? Jarvis!"

Stark raised his eyebrows: "You even know Jarvis?"

"Well! As I said, I really like you and know you very well!"

Although the idol's height after taking off the armor made her disillusioned for a second, but that's not important!

Stark clicked on the car: "Come on, Jarvis, come and say hello."

"Good evening, miss."

"Oooohoo!!! Jarvis! Hello hello! What a great night!"

Sarah is absolutely thrilled!

You must know that her David was inspired by Jarvis. She even almost named David Jarvis at the beginning. Wes really loves it.

Stark twitched the corner of his mouth: "You are not so enthusiastic about me."

To be honest, as soon as Jarvis opened his mouth, Stark couldn't help but began to doubt, does this girl really like him?Why does he think the other party likes Jarvis more!

However, Sarah, who managed to talk to Jarvis at this time, temporarily ignored her idol: "Jarvis, are you completely incorporeal?"

"Yes miss, I have no entity."

"Ah, what a pity. If I had one, I wish I could have one of yours."

"I'm sorry ma'am."

"Oh no apology, I'm glad you talked to me!"

It wasn't until this time that Sarah finally turned her head to look at Stark who was confused and silent beside her: "If I go to your house, can I meet Jarvis? I know he has no entity, but I want to see him, you Know what I mean."

Stark: "...I thought you were interested in me when you went back with me."

It's just a pity, okay?

Sarah nodded again and again: "Yes, I am indeed very interested in you, but I also really want to meet Jarvis, do you know that he is my dream!"

She created David because of Jarvis!

Otherwise, who would want to set their artificial intelligence butler as a male voice? If it wasn't for Jarvis' love, Sarah thought she would make David into another black queen. The names are all very good. What white? The queen, the red queen, and the blue queen...you can make a set.

Stark glanced at the green-eyed little beauty he just hooked up with today: "I thought I was your dream tonight."

"To a certain extent, it does count." Sarah said quite seriously: "You know what? I was there for many days before today, just to watch you fly around every day."

What she said made Stark very satisfied. He turned his face, his eyes were ambiguous: "Trust me, honey, you can watch as much as you want tonight, wherever you want, and for as long as you want."

"I still want to touch, can I?"

Stark felt that his little beauty was really enthusiastic: "Of course, in fact, if you do it now, I don't mind."

Then Sarah pushed his face back with her hand: "Concentrate on driving Mr. Iron Man and get the shit out of your head, I just want to touch your armor."

After a pause, Sarah added: "I really don't intend to go to bed with you!"

Why is your head full of all these bad things, idol!

"Well, I get it, we're just drinking, chatting, and playing some fun games," Stark didn't mind about it.

Well, he felt that the other party just wanted to maintain a relationship with him for a longer time.

When Sarah followed Stark through the front door of his house, the lights came on.

"Welcome back, sir."

"Ooooh Jarvis!!!"

Sarah clasped her hands in front of her chest: "Jarvis, can you welcome me too?"

"Yes, you are welcome, miss."

Sarah turned to look at Stark who was once again bewildered and silent: "Did you hear me, Jarvis is welcoming me!"

Stark: "...I think I can hear you."

However, Sarah slapped him on the face: "I said, put away those strange things in your head!"

A pat from the pretty girl was nothing to Stark, and he took Sarah's hand in his favor: "Come on, it's still early, we can play something else."

"Okay," Sarah said enthusiastically, "shall we go to see Jarvis first or the armor first?"

Stark: "Can I have some other pursuits?"

"what?"

"For example, me," Stark finally couldn't hold back: "If you want to play hard to get, I think this level is enough now. I really think you are very interesting, and I don't mind spending more time with you." God, look, if you want, you can come to be my girlfriend at the reception tomorrow, but can we not change the topic anymore, dear?"

Sarah shook her head: "I'm sorry, but I think I said it at the beginning, I didn't come to sleep with you, I just simply like a genius, to be honest, I am very happy to be your female partner interest, but being a bed partner is completely out of my consideration, understand?"

Well, Stark doesn't believe that...

"I'm Iron Man, I'm a genius, I'm a billionaire, I'm a philanthropist, I'm..."

"Those are not important," Sarah said: "I don't care about billionaires or anything like that, I think you probably misunderstood something, I'm not short of money, I just simply like you, I like Iron Man, Like Jarvis, yes I really do, but that's just idolatry, so don't get me wrong with anything else."

Having said that, Sarah paused for a while before asking: "So, are you still willing to show me Jarvis and the armor?"

Stark: "..."

Girl, why are you so persistent!

But he didn't intend to refuse, although he was indeed curious.

"You seem to really like Jarvis, why?"

Although the existence of Jarvis is not a secret to most people, considering Sarah's obsession with Jarvis, Stark always feels that Sarah really knows Jarvis, but Jarvis He is not in the limelight, and except for those who are familiar with him, most people have little contact with Jarvis.

"Probably because I think he's cute."

"Thank you for the compliment, miss."

Stark: "...shut up, Jarvis."

At this time, don't come out to show your politeness, okay?

After successfully shutting up his artificial intelligence butler, Stark looked at Sarah again.

Sarah thought for a while and said: "Actually, I have done a similar program myself. I named him David. In fact, his inspiration and prototype came from Jarvis. I can even show you a part of him, mind Shall I borrow the computer?"

Stark waved his hand: "Jarvis."

Then Sarah saw the blue virtual screen projected in front of her. She poked and adjusted the interface, and then her fingers flew quickly.

A layman watching the excitement, an expert watching the doorway, Tony Stark is obviously an expert, Sarah only showed a part of David's program, he was sure that Sarah was really not fooling him.

"Looks like your David is fine, did you make it yourself?"

At this moment, he had put away his thoughts of having a show, well, with this level, Sarah should indeed not be the cover girl who wanted to climb into his bed.

Sarah nodded: "Yes, Jarvis inspired me, so I tried to make a similar smart housekeeper for myself."

"You are not satisfied with him." Stark seemed to see Sarah's thoughts.

Sarah thought for a while but denied this statement: "It doesn't count, I like David very much. After all, I created him, but... I just don't think his character is cute enough, but I can't bear to change it again. He, after all, it's not his flaw."

It's not a bug or a bug, it's just a performance, it's not David's fault, and Sarah certainly can't remake David.

Sarah's fingers poked the blue light in front of her eyes: "Actually, I really want to take Jarvis away. I think he should be able to get along with David happily. David has a good personality. Very friendly."

At least it is particularly friendly to non-threatening objects.

"Oh, that's a pity, but I have a few small suggestions," Stark called up the passage she showed earlier: "Why not modify it a little here? Like this..."

He slightly modified a few paragraphs in Sarah's program: "Look, isn't it more efficient this way?"

Sarah blinked: "Jarvis, how much can you improve by doing this?"

"In terms of computing power alone, it can be improved by about 2% compared to the original."

Jarvis gave the answer very cooperatively.

Stark: "..."

So Jarvis, which side are you on?

"Let's go and see the armor," Stark was more than willing to show his armor to others instead of showing Jarvis: "Don't you tell me you still like my armor and plan to be another Iron Man?"

"No, there will always be only one Iron Man."

This is so satisfying.

Stark pushed open the door to the basement: "You will like all this, you have to know that I will not bring them here for other people."

"Yes, ma'am, most of the time the sir will take the ladies directly to the bedroom."

Stark: "..."

Jarvis, can you still be okay! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ But obviously Sarah's focus is not on the bedroom, after all, what kind of person Tony Stark is, in fact, she knows enough, she just looks at the armor on display.

"You seem a little disappointed?" Stark was a little dissatisfied. He actually found this emotion on Sarah's face: "Don't you like it? Or is there something you are not satisfied with?"

"No," Sarah said, "I just... well, I was expecting to see more."

She forgot that it hadn't been long since Stark announced that he was Iron Man, and there were only a few generations of armor and so on. Of course, she couldn't see those that would appear later.

"But I'm very satisfied."

Sarah was indeed very satisfied. She gestured to Stark and said, "You know? I thought I would never see you before, but now I can really see you, and we had dinner together today. Drove me over to your house, I met Jarvis, spoke to him, oh, and these, these armors you put in a row...I'm really, really content!"

For idols who are in Two-dimensional, it is really impossible to meet each other. To be able to meet and talk, Sarah really thinks this trip is worth it!

Sarah looked at Stark: "Can I look around? I promise I won't touch anything."

"You are now interested in my studio again?"

Girl, you're growing pretty fast.

Sarah nodded: "I've always been curious about it. You made so many armors here. Now I can visit it in person. I feel very excited when I think about it."

"If you really like it," Stark said, "then I don't think you will miss the Stark Industry Expo in a while, right?"

Sarah couldn't believe it: "Are you inviting me?"

Stark: "Yes, I'm inviting you, if you think so."

Then he saw the green-eyed girl on the opposite side pointing her head so that it made people worry about her neck.

"Of course I'm going, it's the Stark Industries Expo!"

She was almost going to open an Osborne Industry Fair in the first place!

"Well, it looks like you really like these."

Stark was a little tired.

However, Sarah thought for a while and asked, "Can I join you then? I mean, can I still talk to you?"

Stark would never refuse an invitation from a pretty girl: "Of course, I welcome it."

Then he saw the girl's more expectant expression, and before he could make Stark happy, he heard the girl ask...

"So, what about Jarvis? Can I talk to him next time?"

Stark: "..."

You better stop talking!