I heard they are incompatible

Zhiweizhai.

In a room.

Xia Yang scooped up a spoonful of crab roe tofu, and ate it slowly, letting Huang Zhangyin babble in his ears. At the end, he smiled contentedly, the crab roe tofu here is really the best.

And Huang Zhangyin was telling Xia Yang about his current hardships.

Huang Zhangyin talked a lot, but Xia Yang didn't listen carefully, his left ear went in and his right ear went out, but anyway, he still understood the cause and effect.

To sum it up, it is - our TV station is now facing the biggest crisis in history, and this crisis is caused by you, my friend. You are a good actor, a movie star with a net worth of millions, what kind of TV series is it okay to go to sea?Well, now, except for the TV station where your TV show is broadcast, other TV stations have no food to eat, your friend is facing the danger of being fired, you must come forward to help your friend through this crisis brought by you crisis.

Huang Zhangyin burst into tears, beat his chest and stomped his feet, and spoke logically, even he himself was almost moved by what he said, but the hard-hearted demon he was facing still didn't give half a reaction.

Thinking that a handsome guy as big as Huang Zhangyin is not as attractive as a bowl of crab roe tofu.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Host Huang slapped the table angrily: "Hey, Lao Xia, why don't you talk?"

Xia Yang put down the spoon and said leisurely: "Your thoughts have been revealed clearly, which makes the conversation between you and me lose spirituality, so I have nothing to say."

Huang Zhangyin:? ? ?What the hell are you talking about?

"You speak human words!"

Xia Yang said in a human voice: "If you don't participate, you won't participate. No matter how much you say, it's useless."

"Rely on me. We have been friends for so many years, and you reject me like this. What you said is not human. You are not qualified or not. Swallow it back and say it again."

"Aren't you human?"

"Of course I'm human."

"Then what is the language you can understand if it's not human language?"

"Okay, I'll apply to rewind and answer the question just now."

Xia Yang: "..."

Huang Zhangyin: "Quickly ask me."

"I said that everyone is going to be three, how come you can't finish your eternal eighteenth?"

Film Emperor Xia deserves to be Film Emperor Xia, even the childish words of cursing can be so fresh and refined, Huang Zhangyin choked for a moment, but he quickly reacted and continued to babble: "I am young at heart. You can’t be envious, but as the saying goes, Jinzhu Zhechi, if you are so envious, come to our station’s variety show, and make sure you can see me every day. This host will definitely make you happy every day, Keep it up every day.”

There are so many fallacies, Xia Yang couldn't help laughing when he heard it.

When Huang Zhangyin heard this, his face immediately turned green: "How dare you yell at me? We have such a good relationship and you actually yell at me??"

"..."

Xia Yang felt innocent, he really just smiled.

Ha ha.

What a serious laugh, but why does this word become so unbearable in the minds of young people nowadays?

When did it start?How come hehe became a mockery?

What are young people thinking about every day?Why deprive him of the right to laugh?Is this a lack of humanity or a loss of morality?

The upright young man Xia Yang let out a long sigh of loneliness and helplessness. He felt that he might have been abandoned by this era.

However, Huang Zhangyin didn't intend to let him go, and said angrily: "What do you mean by sighing? You haha, I'll forget it, but you still sighed after you finished sighing. Do you have a problem with me!?"

Sure enough, he shouldn't agree to go out to eat with him, Xia Yang covered his ears in pain, and regretted it 370 times in his heart.

Ever since Huang Zhangyin sat down, his mouth hasn't stopped. He has been dragging himself to babble for two full hours, and this person can't stop talking, and he can continue to babble for two hours.

"Our show is about daily life, not hard work, not tiring, easy and effortless. It can not only show the most real side of you to the audience and friends, but also increase your goodwill and charm in various small details. It is especially suitable for you. This kind of person is often misunderstood."

Huang Zhangyin strongly recommends it. He has resorted to all means of argumentation, writing all kinds of bad checks indiscriminately, which is unreliable at first sight.

Xia Yang was tired of talking non-stop in his ear.

There has been no response, and Huang Zhangyin is also very tired and unloved.

"You talk and talk, do you agree or not!"

"I disagree."

"This is not the correct answer. The system automatically rejects it. Please ask Film Emperor Xia to answer it again."

"You're not done yet, are you?"

"It's just a variety show. Even if you don't do it well, we won't laugh at you. If you can't break the golden name of actor, don't be shy, Lao Xia."

Xia Yang was stunned when he heard the words. Huang Zhangyin must be crazy. Thinking of him, Xia Yang has lived in this world for 29 years. This is the first time someone has used the word shy with him.

In order to abduct him to go to a variety show, everyone is stupid?

"Old Xia has such a good opportunity, why don't you take part in one."

"I don't participate in variety shows. I'm an actor. Why don't I record any variety shows?"

"There is always a first time for making exceptions."

"I can't give you the first one. This will let our eldest sister know that she has to pick me up."

"I seriously suspect that you are complaining about Sister Hong's harsh treatment of you, and you already have tangible evidence." Huang Zhangyin sneered twice, "Well, I've always been easy-going, as long as you agree to this, I will Don't tell Sister Zhou about your shameless behavior."

Xia Yang chuckled again, unmoved, and looked back more sinisterly: "You actually threatened me. This matter was still discussed, but it is not discussed now."

As soon as Huang Zhangyin heard this, he immediately collected all his little thoughts, and threw all his brains into the country of Java, and became nervous visibly: "Don't, don't, big brother, I was wrong."

Xia Yang is willing to see him like this, smiling so much that his teeth can't see his eyes, his conscience is flattered.

"Old Xia, brother is in trouble, you actually refuse to save him, it's too much!"

"It's not that serious."

"It's that serious."

"Okay, let me think about it."

Huang Zhangyin was overjoyed when he heard the words, that's great, but soon he discovered something unusual, and immediately raised doubts: "First tell me how long you have to think about it!"

Being discovered, Xia Yang twitched the corners of his mouth, and said vaguely: "Well, it's hard to say, you have to give me some time, don't you?"

"Time waits for no one."

"Don't worry, I'm not too old to have time."

"Our column is too old to wait!"

Xia Yang looked at him, sighed, and said, "I need to discuss this matter with my wife."

Not long after Huang Zhangyin was relieved, he was terrified by his words, and his face was shocked: "What!! You have a wife? When did I not know? Are you secretly married!?"

Xia Yang ignored the other party's shock, forked a piece of watermelon and put it in his mouth.

Huang Zhangyin looked at Xia Yang nervously and excitedly, but the other party was completely unmoved. He actually enjoyed eating the watermelon bite by bite. He couldn't help but angrily said, "Speak up!"

Xia Yang supported his head and watched Huang Zhangyin collapse for about a full minute before he put down the watermelon rind contentedly, and said slowly, "I don't have a wife."

Huang Zhang heaved a sigh of relief, but felt a little disappointed in his heart, waved his hand, and said, "Then what are you talking about?"

"So this matter will be discussed after I find my wife. There is no need to discuss it now."

"Come on, you're playing with me!"

Xia Yang nodded: "Who told you to have fun."

"If you love to play so much, you should come to my variety show. The content is guaranteed to be fun, and this show not only has a fun me, but also an even more fun Zhuang Shuyue."

Hearing this, Xia Yang paused forking the watermelon, and said flatly, "Who are you lying to? Zhuang Shuyue has never participated in variety shows, it's impossible."

"Now my brother and I are in trouble, of course he has to come forward, come on, Lao Xia, come on, do you have the heart to watch my brother get fired from the station? And all of this is caused by you, you have nothing to do to make some TV series, As a result, now all the people are guarding the Chengzi station just to see you, and no one is watching our station, and if I don’t want to do something, I won’t even be able to eat.”

Xia Yang's tone suddenly loosened: "Is it so miserable?"

"Yes, yes." Huang Zhangyin pinched the timing and continued to sell miserably, blowing a wave of rainbow farts casually, "It's because the ratings are so bad that we made such a move. I also know that you are busy, you are a professional Actors never engage in these things, but you are the only one who can defeat you in this world, so brother, I need your help urgently."

Xia Yang hesitated.

"Old Xia, you just agree, please, please."

Xia Yang struggled for a while, sighed, and said, "Okay, you've said so much, if I don't agree to you, it really doesn't make sense."

"You...you you really agreed, didn't you just tease me?" Huang Zhangyin was surprised and asked in disbelief.

Xia Yang blinked: "Do I look like such a boring person?"

"You just...of course not." Huang Zhangyin changed his face faster than turning the pages of a book, "Who said you were boring? Let him come out and fight me!"

"You have prepared everything first, and then handed over the contract to Zhou Hong. I have something to do recently, so I will sign it last."

"No problem no problem."

The most powerful part of Xia Yang's acting skills does not lie in his skills, but in his agility, his ordinaryness, he can play any role at his fingertips.As long as he wants to, he can completely cover up all his love, hatred, anger, and ignorance, and quietly act out the life experience of others, so that the viewer will not feel the slightest artificiality.

Someone once commented that he is a natural actor.

So when he wants to guide and deceive a person, he will not reveal his flaws at all.

"Old Xia, you are so kind, I love you to death."

"What a coincidence, I love myself too."

This acting skill is really second to none, Xia Yang quietly cheered for himself in his heart.

Host Huang, who was sold and helped him count the money, left contentedly.