I heard they are incompatible

Monday.

start of the week.

It's a day of big news.

As we all know, since a certain paparazzi created a breaking news column called "See you on Monday", every Monday after that, all the melon-eating netizens across the country who have nothing to do will stay in this paparazzi's Weibo, hoping that their Can get the first gossip in the first time.

But today, this heat was robbed.

The news of Soso and Soso's hidden marriage did not attract the attention of the public.

The reason is that Apple Channel recently launched a variety show called "Ideal Cohabitation Life".

How does a show like this steal the necessary weekly gossip time?

Because this program is very unusual!

How unusual is it?

Because in his first season, the two stars he invited were the two most at odds in the entertainment industry today - Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue.

When the official announcement was released, the whole country was shocked.

The picture of these two people in the same room is completely unimaginable to anyone, and even a large number of people suspect that this is a fake official release. That's all.

Netizens launched a series of discussions on this topic on Weibo.

Then one hot search after another was born.

For example, #夏阳庄书悦#, #夏阳ideal的居住生活#, #夏阳典艺首首#, #夏阳和庄书越之间必说的恩恨#, #庄书悦免费艺术首首#, #苹果台带反假了#, etc. etc.

However, amidst the speculations of the melon eaters, Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue appeared together at the opening scene of the variety show "Ideal Cohabitation Life".

Don't ask why there is such a thing as a launching ceremony in a variety show.

Asking is the fault of Film Emperor Xia.

No matter what the program is, anyone who has anything to do with Xia Yang cannot be judged by common sense.

Especially this time there is an extra Zhuang Shuyue.

Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue, aside from the fact that they are rivals.They were people who had never participated in variety shows, but now they suddenly appeared in the same variety show at the same time.

While the audience friends were surprised, they were delighted to hear and see it!

Who doesn't like to watch gossip, and let's talk about people who watch the excitement, who would think it's a big deal?

The so-called essence of human beings is the repeater.

As soon as the news spread ten times, it quickly exploded on the Internet.

The so-called dog blood is one of the biggest driving forces to promote the progress of human civilization.

For a while, the Internet was full of various speculations about this phenomenon. All kinds of ghosts and snakes gathered together, and all kinds of imaginations were wide open.

Among them, one netizen had a particularly fresh and refined idea.

According to his deduction, it is because the relationship between Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue has reached the point where they are in the same situation. Everyone is in the entertainment industry, and they don't see each other when they look up. Based on the principle of making money together, sharing fame, and making money with harmony, An insider quietly downgraded the two of them, which led to this cooperation.

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Of course, this assumption is also very ridiculous, not to mention full of loopholes, as a good materialistic young man living under the five-star red flag, who would believe this!

However, this is not the truth, people who believe... there are quite a few.

After everything was ready, Zhou Hong, who had nothing to do, was scrolling through Weibo, lamenting that netizens these days are simply abdicated if they don’t write novels, and it’s a waste of my great resources, so soul-stirring and illogical How on earth did they come up with the inference?

"Ideal Cohabitation Life" launch press conference.

Facing all kinds of long|guns and short cannons, Xia Yang was leisurely, Zhuang Shuyue was calm, Huang Zhangyin... well, he was very excited.

"Film Emperor Xia, why did you suddenly think of participating in such a variety show?" A reporter asked.

Xia Yang: "Comrade Xiao Huang strongly recommends him, and I always want to give him face."

The reporter who asked the question: "I didn't expect Host Huang to be so powerful."

Huang Zhangyin smiled, comparable to Zhuang Shuyue, with a personable demeanor: "I feel very honored to be the first actor Xia."

Everyone: "..."

When the reporter asked the question, he hesitated to speak, stopped and hesitated to speak, with a look of not knowing what to say.To be honest, host Huang Da, I suspect that you are engaging in pornography, but I have no evidence.

Xia Yang felt that if he didn't speak again, the topic might go to an unknown direction, coughed lightly, and said: "Isn't it true, you almost knelt on the ground with your nose and tears, I'm too embarrassed to say no."

Huang Zhangyin, who was about to speak, was not choked to death by his own saliva, but he couldn't hold back his protest and said, "Hey, hey, whoever snots and tears will kneel down to you, don't talk nonsense."

Xia Yang was unmoved, and continued to tease with a chuckle: "Of course it's you, otherwise it couldn't be Shuyue."

Zhuang Shuyue, who was also shot while lying down, smiled: "Senior, you are joking."

The bridge of the nose is high, the corners of the lips are raised, and a clean demeanor rushes towards her face. Zhuang Shuyue's facial features are softer when she smiles than when she is not smiling.

Xia Yang turned to look at Zhuang Shuyue: "I'm not joking, but it's such a pity, why didn't you, Shuyue, come to me to participate in this variety show?" Xia Yang said, holding his chin with his hands, earnestly Looking carefully at Zhuang Shuyue, "You must be much prettier than Comrade Xiao Huang when you cry."

Huang Zhangyin blinked, but didn't realize for a while, was he secretly stepped on by Xia Yang?

Zhuang Shuyue didn't even bat an eye, and said from Shanruliu: "Senior looks better when he cries."

The microphone and camera continued to work, but the surrounding audience didn't dare to make a sound, they just stared at the scene in front of them.

A good press conference instantly turned into a flirting scene where you come and go, what kind of god is this?

but!Don't stop, take the plunge, Xia Yang and Zhuang Shuyue's flirting on the spot is really exciting!

"The last one, and the last one, I cried in many movies, you know so well, have you watched it secretly many times by yourself?"

"Yes, senior... the acting skills are worth watching again and again." Zhuang Shuyue suppressed the sound of the word "acting skills" very low.

Xia Yang was in awe when he heard the words, and gave Zhuang Shuyue a thumbs up: "Young man, seeing you at such a young age, it is unexpected that you are a person who does great things. Disrespect and disrespect."

Zhuang Shuyue: "Which aspect is the senior referring to?"

Xia Yang's pupil color is very light, with a warm tone towards maroon, so that his whole demeanor is gentle and tolerant, especially when he smiles at you, his eyes move slightly with the corners of his eyes, that way Zi Chong is too spoiled, even the words that are spoken can always piss people off.

"Either way is good, in short, it has nothing to do with aura."

The reporters at the scene gasped when they heard the words, this Xia Yang only poked at people's weaknesses.

But Zhuang Shuyue was still unmoved, still like a spring breeze: "Compared to my predecessors, I am indeed far from enough."

"If you want the guidance of seniors, you just say it's okay. I've always been a good person, so I don't need to turn a corner and put a top hat on me first." Xia Yang stretched out his hand calmly, and patted Zhuang Shuyue's shoulder, "Young man Don't cover up what people say, just be direct."

"So in the end, the senior still didn't explain which aspect of me you admire."

"So persistent? Then which aspect do you want me to refer to?"

After enduring it for a long time, I couldn't help it anymore, Huang Zhangyin interjected forcefully, Huang Zhangyin had to have a name in the movie of the three of them.

"No matter which aspect it is, do you still remember that there is a handsome guy like me on this stage?"

"No." Xia Yang shook his head resolutely, "You are the least handsome of the three on stage."

Huang Zhangyin said angrily: "Come on, don't stop me today, I want to talk to Daoist Xia Yang..."

The trembling program news officer pinched off the microphone in front of Huang Zhangyin with trembling hands.

Huang Zhangyin on the high platform was still opening and closing his mouth, but he could no longer make a sound.

After reacting, Huang Zhangyin:? ?

The press officer laughed and said, "Next question."

The poor press officer didn't know that this scene would be repeated in various press conferences before the official end of the variety show.

Seeing this, Xia Yang looked at Huang Zhangyin enviously, and said slowly: "The microphones have been pinched, you are so lucky, you don't need to say anything, just sit and get paid."

Sure enough, Huang Zhangyin's mouth moved again, very fast, but there was a short distance between the stage and the media, away from the microphone, others could not see what he was saying.

Several reporters tried to get closer to eavesdrop, but they were all stopped by security.

Then Xia Yang said again: "The boat of friendship capsizes as soon as it says it will capsize, so shouldn't it be time for the giant ship of love to set sail?"

Huang Zhangyin felt a chill for no reason, he subconsciously turned his eyes to look at Zhuang Shuyue.

Zhuang Shuyue was also looking at him, he was smiling, very gentle and kind, but Huang Zhangyin felt that he had no good intentions at first glance, this expression was more terrifying than the end of the world.

Damn, this Xia Yang must have done it on purpose, he's framing me!

Then our classmate Huang Zhangyin was rare to see dumb.

Seizing this gap, the long-neglected press officer interrupted hesitantly, "Brother Xia, we're still holding a press conference."

Xia Yang blinked his eyes with an innocent face: "I'm participating, but friends from the media are fine, so can't I have a chat with my friends? To pass the time, after all, the press conference will take half an hour , it’s hard not to talk, you say yes, Shuyue.”

Zhuang Shuyue smiled slightly, and said kindly: "Senior is right."

Press officer: "..."

Friends from the media: Who said we have no problems, did you give me a chance to ask!

"This program is about daily life, so there will inevitably be a lot of daily chores. I wonder how the three will divide the work?" One of the reporters seized the opportunity and asked the first serious question of the day.

The others couldn't help but cast appreciative glances at him.

Xia Yang leaned forward slightly, raised his hand to signal Zhuang Shuyue, and replied: "This is the left hand of our show," before turning his hand to signal Huang Zhangyin, "This is the right hand of our show, and they will take full responsibility."

"What about you, Movie Emperor Xia?"

"Me?" Xia Yang blinked, "I am the heart of our show, just be in charge of beating."

The reporter didn't stop talking for a while and said, "So, Film Emperor Xia, you mean that you are not responsible for anything???"

Xia Yang: "...do you misunderstand me?"

"..." How do you answer this shit? ?The reporter wanted to cry, but he wished that time could go back a few seconds, then he would definitely, absolutely, try his best to shut his mouth.

The press officer said in his heart: No, our program does not divide labor like this, please listen to my explanation.

Xia Yang was about to explain, and found a step for this media friend who was about to cry, but he found that his words could not be conveyed.

Everyone turned their heads to look at the news officer who was controlling the microphones of the three people on the stage, with a look on their faces, what do you mean by cutting off his microphone at this time?

The news officer was about to cry, but tremblingly said: "I... I, my hand, shook my hand, and I will drive it back for you immediately."

……

"Hahahahahahahahaha." Huang Zhangyin laughed until his stomach ached, and his microphone was turned back when he didn't pay attention.

Xia Yang looked at him sideways, with a helpless expression on his face: "Does seeing other people's pain make you so happy?"

Huang Zhangyin denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense." At the end, he said, "Others can't do it, but you can."

Xia Yang couldn't believe it: "Why do you base your happiness on my pain? I didn't expect you to be such a Huang Zhangyin. Fortunately, I have always regarded you as my best friend. I misunderstood you. Goodbye." , I will never be number one in the world with you again."

Huang Zhangyin was startled when he heard the words, and immediately denied: "Of course we are friends, the best best friends!"

Xia Yang said he didn't want to hear it.

Huang Zhangyin was in a hurry, and he was about to give a well-founded speech, but his microphone was cut off again.

"You two! It's time for the press conference, please sign up for the Deyun Society for cross talk!"

The news officer was furious!Regardless of whether you are movie stars or popular hosts, all voices are silenced.

After that, the microphones of the two of them never turned on again, and Zhuang Shuyue spent the entire second half of the press conference alone.

Leaving aside Zhuang Daxing's other aspects, the fighting power of this usually unhurried mouth is indeed amazing, and he is well versed in the way of four or two.

The Q&A went quite smoothly.

However, a certain reporter wanted to make trouble, so he picked up the microphone and asked: "As we all know, the relationship between you and the... Are you feeling stressed?"

"How could it be? Senior's fans are very cute." Zhuang Shuyue's face was very kind, and the corner of his mouth was curled up at the moment, making it easy for people to put their guard down.

But the reporters at the scene were not vegetarians either, so of course it was impossible to just let Zhuang Shuyue go.

"But the cute fans in your mouth often battle with your fans of the century, do you know that?"

"I know, young man, he is full of vigor, come to fight if there is any discomfort, but this does not prevent us from being good friends after the battle."

I believe in your evil!

Those who don't know really think that your group of fans who "greeting" each other every day really have harmony and mutual help in private.

But to such a sharp question, the other party answered so calmly, even the reporter couldn't help admiring him, Zhuang Shuyue is worthy of being Zhuang Shuyue, as expected, his speaking skills are first-rate and his rank is superb.

The media friends were very satisfied at the moment, but after the meeting ended, they thought about it from the beginning, and found that Zhuang Shuyue was actually doing Tai Chi, no matter it was about the show.It was still about him and Xia Yang, he didn't reveal anything.