A Yin, within 3 meters is mandatory [comprehensive]

He carried Bakugou into the bathroom without much effort.

When robbing people before, I chose the way of carrying rice in order not to obstruct the line of sight, but carrying rice is too biased towards one side. If you drag it in by the back collar, there is a danger of waking up. To sum up, it is better to carry it directly convenient.

However, the word used was "hug", but Qi Muyin's behavior was only to "hold up" him, walk to the bathroom, and then "put it down".To make a metaphor, Bakugo enjoys the cup treatment of Qi Muyin "take a cup from the bedroom and go to the bathroom to rinse his mouth".

As explained just now, this room lacks too many necessities for life.The blond boy took all his strength to find the shower gel and towel from the bottom of the drawer, so he could barely cope with the current situation.

So now the problem is clothes.

Baohao, who fell into a deep sleep, leaned against the corner peacefully, with his head slightly turned to the left, his brows and eyes were obedient, and he was actually a bit innocent.So how important it is to shut up and be a handsome guy with facial paralysis (look at Hong Jiaodong next door).

The gym suit with a stand-up collar is a style with mid-sleeves. The sweat-soaked top is clinging to the body. With the even breathing up and down, it exudes an atmosphere that belongs to a teenager. In a word, it is time to take a bath.

Although Qi Muyin doesn't have the experience of washing people's minds, it doesn't prevent him from suddenly having a good(?) idea.

He was kneeling in front of Bakugo (he even moved the latter's part to the side for convenience), and the two of them were facing each other.Qi Muyin grabbed the shower gel casually, pointed it at Baohao's top, and pressed the nozzle biubiubiu a few times, the pinkish-white liquid splashed on the sportswear.

A sweet and sour smell of strawberries permeates the air, quite a youthful flavor.Qi Muyin squeezed out too much shower gel, and his hands were indifferent, some sticky hanging on Bao Hao's neckline, and a few strands of glitter hanging down, sticky and landing on the collarbone.

Qi Muyin: In this way, you can also wash clothes by the way, killing two birds with one stone√

He took this opportunity to biubiubiu a few times on Bao Hao's pants, a large piece of powdery white emulsion solidified on the blue sportswear, coupled with the sleepy side face, the effect of the picture was full of suspicious impact.If he took the opportunity to take a picture, it would definitely become a threat, but Qi Muyin hadn't thought about strange things yet.

"Well!"

Seeing that the shower gel was almost applied, the blond boy held up the shower, aimed at Bakugo's shoulder and started rinsing.He accidentally adjusted the water flow too high, and was splashed all over by the water jet bouncing off Baohao's clothes.Qi Muyin closed his eyes reflexively, water droplets trickled down his eyelashes, forming a small puddle at the sunken collarbone, glistening and about to fall.

The exclamation just now was completely unexpected.In the next second, he covered his mouth in a pretentious manner, peeking nervously at Bakugo's situation.The latter didn't seem to wake up in a short time, and didn't even know the hair that was wet on his cheeks, maintaining Chi Mian's online state.

But the failure just now also told him that the feasibility of bathing people through clothes is too low.The shower gel that Qi Muyin finally sprayed on the other party was washed away by the rushing water, and the pink and white mixed water accumulated in the deep depression of Baohao's lower abdomen because of his posture—it didn't penetrate into the skin anyway, it was Xiongying's fault The waterproof quality of the sportswear is too good.

"..."

The blond boy scratched his head helplessly, showing no sign of reflecting on his coquettish manipulation.As an actionist, Qi Muyin has always been frank and straightforward. With a little concentration, he stretched out his hand to pull the zipper of Hao Hao's jacket without hesitation.

Underneath the blue sportswear is a black tight-fitting vest, which outlines the boy's tight waist and lower abdomen.But Qi Muyin, who didn't understand the style, was not only unmoved by this, but even rudely rolled up the black vest to the opponent's chest, ready to pull it up--and found that it was stuck.

That's right, the reason why the black vest rolled up to his chest couldn't be taken off was because it was owned by Bakugo's chest card.

"..."

Is this "this way is not working"?It seems that there is only another way.

Qi Muyin, who has no experience in nursing and has zero talent in this area, was stunned for a moment, and decided to continue picking clothes in another way without conscience.

Qi Muyin's eyes moved from the opponent's chest to the wrist.To be honest, he was very curious about Bakugo's personality, and he felt inexplicably familiar when he first met him. Unfortunately, the other party would definitely not give him a chance to explore under the normal operation.In a word, now is the best time to study Bakugo.

He grabbed that hand in a strange way, carefully pulled it to his eyes and looked at it: the joints were distinct, and the ten fingers were unexpectedly slender.The fingertips are slightly rough.I heard before that Bakugo’s personality is to secrete a substance similar to nitrate|glycerin|glycerin from the palm of his hand, causing an explosion, so it will be particularly beneficial in summer, but I don’t know what the smell is...

Wait, does that mean you have a sweaty constitution?So you still have to take a shower, and maintaining personal hygiene is very important.

The blond boy who had lost his way corrected his brain circuit again, he gently raised Bakugo's wrist, and prepared to raise the latter's hands into a "Y shape" to facilitate undressing.

"--Hey."

It didn't take half a second from the sound to "being counterattacked", and the blond boy who was immersed in thinking was a little slow to react, which happened to give the other party a chance to sneak attack, and the strawberry breath entangled him sweetly——

"Qi Muyin, did you enjoy touching it?"

Before the blond boy could react, his wrist was grabbed by the other party, and he was pressed hard on the back of his neck.Qi Muyin resisted instinctively.And Baohao didn't know if it was a coincidence or the conclusions from long-term and careful observation, he pinched his earlobe like he knew sensitive|sensitivity|sensitivity points, and Qi Muyin, who was about to resist, softened his waist and lay face down Go down and enjoy the experience of frontal "slap" landing.

"I just want to take your clothes off."

Qi Muyin, who was pressed face down on the ground, tried to defend himself, with a little innocent grievance in his voice.Bakugo, who didn't know when he woke up, was lying on his back, pressing his knees against his waist, clasping his wrist with one hand (this part is easy to break free), and holding his fingertips with the other hand. Gently hooking his ears - this is the main reason for temporarily losing the ability to resist.

"So you bastard just sprinkled body wash on me through my clothes?"

Bakugo seemed to have found a trick to deal with him, and deliberately pinched the base of his ear with his slightly long nails.Even if he couldn't see it, Qi Muyin could still imagine that his face must be very subtle at the moment.However, he is also straightforward, carrying out KY's spirit at all times, "...so you are awake all the time?"

"..."

The person on his back first gave a suspicious silence, and when Qi Muyin straightened up secretly, waiting for an opportunity to get up, the fingers that slipped from the ears to the back of the neck firmly pressed his head down. There was a clear sense of embarrassment in the voice, "You, you admit it?! Sure enough, something was dumped on me!"

"But didn't you admit that you have been awake all the time? Don't, don't be ridiculous... Uh, uh..."

What kind of shameful development is this that hurts both sides?

As for why things became like this, we have to start from a few minutes ago.

×××? ? ?

Damn, what the hell is going on?

Why is there a magnified stupid face of Qi Muyin in front of him?Could it be that the sports festival with half of the bastards was a dream?Or is the bastard in front of me a dream?

Is it not the right time to wake up now, should he continue to lie back?

Do not make jokes.

Bakugo Katsuki, the first-year champion of this sports festival, is currently in a life of doubt.And because it was too embarrassing, he didn't even know how to react, and he missed the best time to open his eyes in the moment of thinking.

Then he was showered with shower gel, the aroma was so strong that he almost sneezed, and the water was too hot and too cold, bastard!Just as he was gritting his teeth and preparing to give the blonde KY a free live blasting performance, he heard a crisp "?" sound—oh, this guy is taking off his clothes.

If you want to describe the feeling of Baohao at that moment, you can use four words: five thunders.

If you were an ordinary straight man, it might be regarded as an upgraded version of socialist brotherhood. It can be used as a deep cabinet, and Baohao fully implements the good habit of thinking, guessing and brainstorming in everything.An invisible lightning with a strong wind piercing through the dark clouds straightly split open the long-locked cabinet door—then he turned around and continued to face the wall in another direction.

Finally, when Qi Muyin was playing with his hands (in Bakugo's subjective perspective), this patience reached its limit.Regardless of the timing and the messy situation, he directly grabbed the bastard's wrist and rolled over to press him on the ground.

"But didn't you admit that you were awake all the time?"

The guy who was serious about taking off his clothes was blunt and shameful.He was so angry that his teeth were itching, but fortunately he had turned the bastard over to hold him down, otherwise he would definitely be seen with his flushed face.It's too embarrassing, if you are seen, you will kill Qi Muyin!

"Don't, don't talk about it... um, um..."

The more Bao Hao thought about it, the more angry he became, it didn't matter if he lost control of his emotions, he stretched out his hand to pinch the soft flesh on the cheek of the person under him and began to pull.An ordinary person would have screamed in pain, but unfortunately the blond boy didn't feel the pain, but he pinched his earlobe and pressed it back when he wanted to resist a few times. point.Anyway, don't ask him how he figured it out.

Moreover, Qi Muyin has always had a calm and calm face, and his strength is actually stronger than him, and he has not been led away several times.It's rare for such an inexplicable guy to be in a suppressed position, isn't it a good opportunity to vent his anger?

"Hmph, it's reciprocal."

Bakugo raised the corners of his lips, unscrewed the cap, poured the rest of the shower gel on Qi Muyin's back in one go, the cold touch made him shiver like a small animal, and immediately resisted.

He knew that his behavior was childish and meaningless, but he couldn't help but do it.The strawberry-flavored shower gel was so sweet that it made his brain hurt, and even his eyes were a little erratic, staring at the back of the other's neck that was exposed due to the struggle, the clothes that were soaked in water, and the clothes that were attached to the ears. The blond hair on the side looked at it for a few seconds.

"Be honest with me."

In order to cover up this gaffe, he leaned down and threatened the blond boy's ear with a vicious voice.The effect of this sentence is outstanding, or in other words, the effect of the distance close to the ear is outstanding. Qi Muyin, who was about to overturn him, immediately stiffened all over and obediently remained still.

It's a pity that I can't see Qi Muyin's expression clearly.However, this obedience made Bao Hao feel very good, and the young man's emotions come and go quickly, but he can't hold back his face and give in.After thinking about it, he coughed lightly, reached out and patted the blond boy's waist pretendingly, "Apologize!"

Bakugo's tone was taken for granted, with his unique arrogance and arrogance.And the blond boy who had been bullied halfway turned his head slowly and looked at him in disbelief: Where did you have the face to make me apologize?We are obviously in the same boat, okay?

……

It has been an hour since the two of them resolved their conflicts and cleaned themselves up.Two people with a strong strawberry smell came out of the bathroom, both with wounds of varying degrees.

The corner of Baohao's mouth was still bruised, and it hurt when he spoke, but he held his breath and insisted on criticizing the other party's taste from head to toe, "Are you kidding, why should I wear your clothes? Lao Tzu Let me tell you, I'm from here—”

With just a "click", Bakugo's words were cut off in mid-air, and he was torn apart along with his sportswear.

"However, now you have no clothes, you can only wear mine."

The blond boy pointed to the school uniform with a black collar that was full of closets. His tone was flat and his expression was pure. It was the exact opposite of the violent tearing of the clothes, but it was provocative. It was even more effective when paired with the height difference between the two. .

But Baohao didn't disappoint him after all, and blew up the entire closet in the next second.

The author has something to say:

Kajiang: Damn, why X3

Every time I write that A Yin and Ka Jiang get along, I have a kind of self-doubt of "Am I the devil who always bullies them" (although I am very happy