Otherworldly Architect

It wasn't until Mingyan walked into the conference room and talked with the inspector from above that he finally understood why the employees showed such obvious disgust.

To put it bluntly, this reviewer didn't seem to come here to "assist" in the review of "Dragon Hunter", but more like he was parachuted down to "watch" Blue Star Studio.

The first thing he did when he arrived was to ask Blue Star to show their workbook, and then he began to read the rules listed on it.

That is to say, starting at eight o'clock in the morning, everyone in the entire meeting room sat together, waiting for him to slowly read one by one, and then criticize what he was dissatisfied with.

He reads slowly and carefully, and does not allow other people in the conference room to desert.

Everyone stared at each other, and could only watch him turn pages.

After Mingyan arrived, the object of criticism naturally switched to himself.

Inspector Robert said: "First of all, ancient dragon species are not allowed to appear—"

Ming Yan said with a smile: "There are no ancient dragon species."

Robert's eyes widened: "Who is talking now? No matter what opinions you have, wait for me to finish speaking first."

Mingyan made a gesture of shutting up and listening.

Robert seemed satisfied, so he continued: "First of all, ancient dragons are not allowed to appear. Second, dragons that are too evil are not allowed to appear. I won't embarrass you, and I will give you a list later; third, the remaining dragons are not allowed to appear. Dragon species are not allowed to do too evil things, including killing or harming second-level intelligent creatures, and there is also a list of these things; fourth, dragons are not allowed to mate in this game."

Having said that, he just paused.

A designer next to him couldn't help it: "But the reproduction of dragons is one of our main gameplays."

"It's your designer's business to figure out how to play! But it's my job to make the game healthy and harmonious. I hope you don't hinder me from completing my work." Robert said coldly, "Imagine a six-year-old child who sees something in your game. When the word 'mating' appears, will he be curious? Will he then have bad thoughts? Do you dare to play such a game for your own children?"

Everyone: "..."

In fact, Mingyan really wanted to say "dare", but he didn't understand why he didn't dare?

In this case, however, it is clear that speaking in this way could easily lead to controversy.

He found it very troublesome, so he decided to listen to Robert in silence first.

Probably the silence of the chief designer made the examiner feel his status.

He raised an eyebrow, scanned everyone present, and then said in an orderly tone: "The word 'mating' is not allowed, that's all."

Ask plainly, "May I ask, how do you teach your child? I mean, if he asks you where he came from."

Robert said: "This is not a question that a child should know! He only needs to know that his parents form a family."

Mingyan rubbed his chin, teasingly said: "Maybe we can have two dragons rub their necks against each other, and then a dragon egg will be born?"

Robert, however, couldn't get his sense of humor and said mercilessly, "No intimacy up to the neck!"

Mingyan: "Oh, then it will become kissing and laying eggs."

Everyone in the room started to hold back their laughter, and someone whispered a joke: "Oh, my God, my kid has to kiss his puppy every day when he comes home from school, how should I explain this to him?"

"Tell him not to worry, puppies don't lay eggs..."

Finally, someone couldn't hold back any longer, and snickered.

There was a cheerful atmosphere in the conference room.

The inspector obviously couldn't adapt to the atmosphere in a game studio, and he said angrily: "Silence! Gentlemen, we are solemnly conducting an important meeting now! You are disrespecting your work!"

Everyone had no choice but to quiet down again, but still flirting with each other.

Robert's face was ugly, and he continued to say: "Also, the end of the world is not allowed, the Sunrise Alliance in the future world is not allowed to have a crisis, unmarried children are not allowed, and any characters in the game are not allowed to have three or more relationships. Emotional pursuits are not allowed, fights over property are not allowed—not even the treasure of the dragon! Forced sex is not allowed, fringe occupations are not allowed, and occupations involving the following are not allowed: military, aviation, firefighting, Fishing, medical treatment, courts, criminal investigation, warlords..."

God knows how well he memorized these things.

In short, this string was so smooth that everyone couldn't find a chance to interrupt him.

They exchanged glances, then reached under the desk to surreptitiously send messages in the work group.

[Has this person already forgotten... There are only dragons in "Dragon Hunter", but no one? 】

[Oh, think about it, the fire dragon seems very interesting! 】

[My God, I finally know what dancing in shackles is. 】

[Perhaps we can also have a medical dragon?For example, Bandage Dragon or something, his whole body is covered with bandages, one can be used to heal people when one is untied, his personality is friendly, kind and super clingy...]

……

After Mingyan watched it for a while, he couldn't help joining the group chat.

The topic gradually drifted away, and the more designers chatted, the more excited they became, and they almost forgot that there was someone talking at the conference table.

It was not until a few minutes later that the inspector comrade finally ended his long list of "not allowed" and looked down for a water glass.

He took a sip and said, "The water is cold! The receptionist in your studio is really unprofessional!"

The lady secretary who was standing next to him just smiled and poured him a glass of freshly boiled water - these days, ordinary water dispensers really can't pour out such hot water.

The inspector didn't expect it at all, so he was scalded until several blisters appeared on the tip of his tongue, and he screamed in pain on the spot.

The secretary's sister hurried up to apologize, and at the same time picked him up and went to the medical room.

——With such a small accident, of course the meeting cannot go on.

And looking at the injury, I'm afraid I can't go on with such a long story today.

So a few minutes later, everyone in the meeting room stretched out one after another.

I didn't do anything this morning, only a few thousand words of inspiration were written in the group in the studio.

Ming Yan said with a smile: "I finally know why some places are so inefficient."

The employees nodded apprehensively.

Mingyan went on to say: "You guys draw lots, whoever gets the shortest, will continue to accompany this inspector to read the manual tomorrow..."

The crowd who had just breathed a sigh of relief immediately let out a scream: "It's still coming!!"

And Mingyan himself came to the upstairs work area.

As soon as he arrived, the leader of the planning team came over to ask about the situation.

Mingyan walked over and clapped his hands, and called the members of the production team of "Dragon Hunter" to stand up and lean over, and then said concisely: "According to the reviewer's opinion, the ancient dragon species has disappeared in our world directly. The mating is not called mating, it's called 'intimacy'. In other places, pay attention to being truthful, kind and beautiful. If you have time for specific details, go and read the materials issued by the censor next time. Okay, it's gone, let's go."

He clapped his hands again, signaling the end of the small meeting, and called the head of the planning team to the office to explain the matter in detail.

It is conceivable that today's work group is full of complaints from everyone.

The imagination and execution ability of the blue star group of elites are quite powerful, and they can produce all kinds of jokes in an afternoon.

First of all, they really made the design document of "Bandage Dragon", and classified it in the fantasy dragon species.

Then they also changed the text of "match" to "intimacy" - that's it.

They didn't make any other changes to Dragon Hunter, because they then did a set of design docs on how to deal with censors...the perfect plan!

In the end, they played a joke...

This evening, it was Xia Cheng's turn to come to Blue Star Building for dinner.

They have always dined with the staff and never shy away from anything.

Mingyan happily ate the buffet in the cafeteria with him, and then found a seat.

Xia Cheng found that the surrounding atmosphere was a bit weird——

The two employees sitting next door accidentally touched the other's hand while moving the spoon, and then they said strange things?

"Hey man! You hit me from the neck down!"

"I'm really sorry, this must not be considered an intimate gesture, right?"

"It doesn't count, but you still left a sticky white liquid from the neck down!"

"???"

Hearing this, Xia Cheng couldn't help but turn around to confirm——

No problem at all, okay?Didn't you accidentally rub the salad dressing on your hands? !

But those two actors are still going on.

"Oh my old swan, are you okay? We are of the same race, and there is a full 70% probability after intimacy..."

"No!! I don't want to have eggs, I have a girlfriend! We must not have an intimate relationship of three or more!"

"..."

"?"

"Okay shut up, I know you have a girlfriend and I don't, eat yours."

The temporary team formed by the two playwrights seemed to break apart inexplicably.

Mingyan had already laughed, because he almost saw the question marks flickering across Xia Cheng's head.

Xia Cheng: "Did something happen today that I don't know about?"

Ming Yan said with a smile: "It's not a big problem, we just made some texts 'indescribable'. For example, tonight, we can only sleep in 'furniture for people to sleep', not 'beds'..."

Xia Cheng was stunned for a moment, and suddenly couldn't help but licked his lips excitedly: "Really? Can the bathtub be used for sleeping?!"