I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai
Chapter 102 I Have a Special Skill of Persuading Fights
"That's enough, old man, you're bullying too much!" After being beaten for a long time, Xiao Hei finally remembered his identity as a monster, grabbed the broom with his backhand, pulled it hard, and pulled the broom into his hand.
Old man Ji looked at him in a daze, as if he didn't understand the situation, why did this kid suddenly become so strong?
Xiao Hei raised his knee provocatively, broke the handle of the thick wooden broom into two pieces, and threw it into the corner, "Old man, if you dare to hit me, I won't eat you!"
As he said that, Xiao Hei rushed towards Old Man Ji.At this time, Ji Zihe heard the voice and came out of the study. Just in time to see this scene, he was shocked, "Stop?"
It is impossible to stop, I have already rushed over, how can I stop.Xiao Hei just pretended not to hear, showing his sharp canine teeth, and was about to bite towards Old Man Ji.With such a short distance, even the bones didn't have time to save him. He saw that Xiao Hei's fangs were about to hit Old Man Ji's arm, but in the next second, he was kicked up and hit the courtyard wall.
"Impossible, how could you kick me!" Xiao Hei covered his stomach, looking at Old Man Ji with more vigilant eyes.After all, he is also a monster, how could he be kicked by mortals, this old man must have a lot of background.
"I just kicked it, brat, I don't learn well, and I want to bite others like others. Father, I eat more salt than you eat, and even you can't cure it. I have lived such an old age in vain."
Seeing that old man Ji was fine, Ji Zihe breathed a sigh of relief.He didn't think there was anything wrong with old man Ji, he just thought that Xiao Hei was merciful after hearing what he said.
"Grandpa, what's going on?" Ji Zihe walked up to Old Man Ji and asked.
"This kid came over the wall to our house in the middle of the night, and he insisted that he was your friend. I haven't heard you say that you have such a friend. I think this kid must be a thief, not only stealing things, but also full of lies. Go, Ask Xiao Jiu to find me a rope, and I'll tie him up later, and send him to the government tomorrow." Old man Ji rolled up his sleeves and was about to catch Xiao Hei.
"Heh, he still has the face to come over after leaving us behind twice. When I help the old man and tie him up, I can vent my anger. Forgive him for not daring to resist." Bones was eager to try.
Facing Bones, Xiao Hei really felt a little guilty, and he really felt sorry for Gu Gu.He admits that he is a bad person, but he is also an upright bad person. To his friends, he is not a villain who does not show loyalty.Leaving them in the oasis, but leaving by themselves, and letting them face off against the Shalu, is indeed a bit unethical, and I don't know how they survived.
"I'm really not a thief, I'm here to deliver something to Ji Zihe?" Just as Xiao Hei was wondering whether he should be caught without a fight and let the bones get angry, Ji Zihe spoke.
"Wait, Grandpa, I know him." Ji Zihe stopped him. Although Xiao Hei, an unscrupulous child, left him twice, they did know each other.
The old man Ji looked at him suspiciously, with words written all over his face, did you feel sorry for the kid so you lied to the old man.
Just as Ji Zihe was about to explain, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the courtyard.
"Who is it!" Old Man Ji yelled.
"I'm here to find Mr. Ji."
"What do you want him for?" Old man Ji looked at Ji Zihe, why did he come to him again.Why don't you come in broad daylight, come in the middle of the night?
"I'm here to deliver something to Young Master Ji."
Ji Zihe looked at the old man Ji and shook his head, he didn't know why one or two came to give him something.The voice outside the door, he really didn't remember who it was?
Seeing that Ji Zihe also looked dazed, the old man Ji went directly to the gate, grabbed the rake behind the gate with one hand, pulled out the bolt with the other hand, opened the gate a crack, and looked at the person coming.
"Why are you looking for Zihe?" Looking at the rich or expensive attire of the man in front of him, Old Man Ji let go of his hand holding the rake.It's true that people depend on clothes and horses and saddles. He is so well dressed, old man Ji can tell at a glance that he is rich, and he must not be in the same group as the thief who climbed over the wall inside.They are so rich, why come to steal a village household from them.
"Excuse me, this old man, can you call Mr. Ji out, I have to give him that thing with my own hands." Shen Gui said.
"Okay, wait a minute, Zihe, come here." Old man Ji turned sideways and called into the yard.Unexpectedly, Ji Zihe hadn't moved yet, but Xiao Hei under the courtyard wall became energetic.
"Old bastard, you're finally here." Xiao Hei's short legs ran fast, ran over from behind Old Man Ji, squeezed open the door, and hugged the turtle's thigh.
"he is……"
The tortoise patted him on the back, "I'm sorry, Brother She is not sensible, please forgive me."
"Then you have to discipline him well in the future. If you climb someone's courtyard wall in the middle of the night, if you change someone else, it will be considered easy if you don't break his leg." Old man Ji didn't like Xiao Hei, and he even brought the elder brother who claimed to be Xiao Hei. The tortoise couldn't like it anymore.Xiao Hei didn't like Old Man Ji either, so he turned to hide behind the tortoise, poking his head out to look at him.
"Grandpa, go get busy first, they are all my friends, just leave it to me." Ji Zihe walked over and said.
He really doubted whether grandpa would be stubborn enough to send Xiao Hei to the government, and even sent the tortoise to the government.That day he was very honest, these two people are still very famous.
Old man Ji snorted, put his hands behind his back, and walked into the main room, leaving space for a few "young people".Ji Zihe was a little helpless, he said old children, old children, it was true, the older he got, the more he felt that grandpa looked like a child.
However, like many young people, he made a mistake.Perhaps, it is not the old man who has changed, but himself.The old man is still the same old man, but he is growing up day by day, his thinking has become mature, and he looks at things very differently from before.
"I've seen Mr. Ji." The tortoise bowed to Ji Zihe.
Ji Zihe hurriedly returned the gift, and said in a cautious tone, "I don't know that a distinguished guest is coming, but what's the matter?"
The tortoise looked prudent and reliable at first glance, but when seeing him, Ji Zihe was not at all as calm as he was when he met Xiao Hei, and he was even a little nervous.When he saw Xiao Hei, it was like seeing an ordinary person, and when he saw the tortoise, he had the feeling that what you were in front of was a god, not a human.In contrast, Xiao Hei is really a down-to-earth god.
"I heard that Teng Snake made an agreement with you earlier. After he obtained the Resurrection Grass, he would give you half of the proceeds. This is the other half." Several jade boxes appeared in the hands of the turtle.
If the spiritual herbs are not well preserved, their effectiveness will be lost. In order to protect the herbs, people in the cultivation world have found many ways.Later, an alchemist discovered that a container made of Lingyu could preserve the medicinal power to the maximum extent.Now the cultivation world has almost reached a consensus that elixirs are mostly stored in jade boxes engraved with magic circles, while elixirs are mostly stored in jade bottles processed by craftsmen.
"So many!" Ji Zihe glanced at the box, there must be six or seven of them.He originally thought that even if the tortoise was given to him, it would be nothing more than one or two plants, but he would be so trustworthy.
"The nine-color deer king gave a total of fourteen spiritual grasses, and half of them are here." The turtle explained, whether it is more or less, it is because of the nine-color deer, and it has nothing to do with him. Just follow the agreement.
Ji Zihe thought for a while, but didn't reach out to pick up the jade box, "Actually, it's useless if I want this..."
"Who said it's useless, we deserve it." A transparent hand hugged the jade box and stuffed it into the sleeve of the other hand.
"You are..." The tortoise looked at the bone that suddenly appeared and snatched the jade box with some astonishment.
Gu Gu glanced at him, not even half familiar, but he knew that he was originally Qinglong, and the one in front of him was Xuanwu, who belonged to the four spirits of the sky, how could the two not be familiar with each other.Bones is unwilling to lose himself and suddenly become another person, but in his bones he is still a god, and gods are proud.He has no memory of the Qinglong period, and when he thinks that others will call him Qinglong, he feels like being treated as a shadow or a substitute.He hates this feeling, it makes him feel offended, so he also hates people and things that Qinglong is familiar with.
Bone didn't respond to the tortoise, imitating old man Ji, with his hands behind his back, he floated back to the study, out of sight and out of mind.
"He is the bone." Xiao Hei said.After spending a few days with the tortoise, Xiao Hei can vaguely sense the tortoise's mood.
"So, it's him." The tortoise murmured looking at the back of the bone.
"Is there any problem?" Ji Zihe moved his body to block the sight of the tortoise, staring at the bone obsessively (fog) alone, which would always make Ji Zihe have some bad thoughts.His family's bones are really beautiful. After so many years, he couldn't bear it, let alone other people, this is understandable.It's just that being too popular isn't a good thing.
The tortoise shook his head and straightened his expression, "It's nothing, I just thought of an old friend."
Looking at Qinglong's appearance, it must be because he doesn't want to see himself.Also, Qinglong is such a proud person, now that his body and soul are separated, how could he be willing to show his old man with a remnant soul.Alas, the four spirits of the sky in the past have now become the targets of the sky, and they don't know when the sky will deal them a fatal blow.
"Really." Ji Zihe had no expression on his face, what a vulgar excuse.
"Brother Ji, are you really a human race?" Xiao Hei raised his small face, and there was a bit of innocence on his face that he had never seen before.
Ji Zihe put on a blank face, kid, don't you know that your image has been exposed a long time ago, and you still pretend to be cute, these are all tricks left over from my brother's childhood.
"Of course I'm human."
"Then are you your grandfather's own?"
Ji Zihe frowned, "Naturally, what exactly do you want to ask?"
"I don't think your grandfather is a person, you are his grandson, and you are sure..." Before the little black words were finished, Ji Zihe closed the door and fastened it with a bang.
Xiao Hei froze for a moment, and his face immediately darkened.Go tm pretending to be cute, go to hell, "Hey, why are you closing the door, I haven't finished talking yet, open the door!"
Xiao Hei said he raised his foot and was about to kick the door, but unfortunately his leg was kicked out, but he couldn't reach it.
Xiao Hei got angry, and turned his head to look at the tortoise who lifted him up by holding his armpit, "Old bastard, what are you doing, let me down!"
"Brother, calm down! This is a wooden door, and it's not a good wood. If you step on it, it might break. We're here to make amends, so we can't cause trouble anymore." The turtle said calmly.
"I don't care, I want to reason with Ji Zihe, and I have to fight that old man for [-] rounds."
"Brother, calm down!" The tortoise said the familiar lines without any ups and downs, skillfully threw Xiao Hei on his shoulder, even if he kicked his legs casually, he was indifferent, and left Daohe Village with the people on his shoulders.
Alas, it is really difficult to be the younger brother of the older brother, and you will not be idle for tens of thousands of years.Mainly to prevent the big brother from destroying the world, and small to help the big brother to persuade the fight, life is so difficult, it is better to sleep.It's good that the sleeping elder brother won't cause any trouble.
Old man Ji looked at him in a daze, as if he didn't understand the situation, why did this kid suddenly become so strong?
Xiao Hei raised his knee provocatively, broke the handle of the thick wooden broom into two pieces, and threw it into the corner, "Old man, if you dare to hit me, I won't eat you!"
As he said that, Xiao Hei rushed towards Old Man Ji.At this time, Ji Zihe heard the voice and came out of the study. Just in time to see this scene, he was shocked, "Stop?"
It is impossible to stop, I have already rushed over, how can I stop.Xiao Hei just pretended not to hear, showing his sharp canine teeth, and was about to bite towards Old Man Ji.With such a short distance, even the bones didn't have time to save him. He saw that Xiao Hei's fangs were about to hit Old Man Ji's arm, but in the next second, he was kicked up and hit the courtyard wall.
"Impossible, how could you kick me!" Xiao Hei covered his stomach, looking at Old Man Ji with more vigilant eyes.After all, he is also a monster, how could he be kicked by mortals, this old man must have a lot of background.
"I just kicked it, brat, I don't learn well, and I want to bite others like others. Father, I eat more salt than you eat, and even you can't cure it. I have lived such an old age in vain."
Seeing that old man Ji was fine, Ji Zihe breathed a sigh of relief.He didn't think there was anything wrong with old man Ji, he just thought that Xiao Hei was merciful after hearing what he said.
"Grandpa, what's going on?" Ji Zihe walked up to Old Man Ji and asked.
"This kid came over the wall to our house in the middle of the night, and he insisted that he was your friend. I haven't heard you say that you have such a friend. I think this kid must be a thief, not only stealing things, but also full of lies. Go, Ask Xiao Jiu to find me a rope, and I'll tie him up later, and send him to the government tomorrow." Old man Ji rolled up his sleeves and was about to catch Xiao Hei.
"Heh, he still has the face to come over after leaving us behind twice. When I help the old man and tie him up, I can vent my anger. Forgive him for not daring to resist." Bones was eager to try.
Facing Bones, Xiao Hei really felt a little guilty, and he really felt sorry for Gu Gu.He admits that he is a bad person, but he is also an upright bad person. To his friends, he is not a villain who does not show loyalty.Leaving them in the oasis, but leaving by themselves, and letting them face off against the Shalu, is indeed a bit unethical, and I don't know how they survived.
"I'm really not a thief, I'm here to deliver something to Ji Zihe?" Just as Xiao Hei was wondering whether he should be caught without a fight and let the bones get angry, Ji Zihe spoke.
"Wait, Grandpa, I know him." Ji Zihe stopped him. Although Xiao Hei, an unscrupulous child, left him twice, they did know each other.
The old man Ji looked at him suspiciously, with words written all over his face, did you feel sorry for the kid so you lied to the old man.
Just as Ji Zihe was about to explain, there was a sudden knock on the door outside the courtyard.
"Who is it!" Old Man Ji yelled.
"I'm here to find Mr. Ji."
"What do you want him for?" Old man Ji looked at Ji Zihe, why did he come to him again.Why don't you come in broad daylight, come in the middle of the night?
"I'm here to deliver something to Young Master Ji."
Ji Zihe looked at the old man Ji and shook his head, he didn't know why one or two came to give him something.The voice outside the door, he really didn't remember who it was?
Seeing that Ji Zihe also looked dazed, the old man Ji went directly to the gate, grabbed the rake behind the gate with one hand, pulled out the bolt with the other hand, opened the gate a crack, and looked at the person coming.
"Why are you looking for Zihe?" Looking at the rich or expensive attire of the man in front of him, Old Man Ji let go of his hand holding the rake.It's true that people depend on clothes and horses and saddles. He is so well dressed, old man Ji can tell at a glance that he is rich, and he must not be in the same group as the thief who climbed over the wall inside.They are so rich, why come to steal a village household from them.
"Excuse me, this old man, can you call Mr. Ji out, I have to give him that thing with my own hands." Shen Gui said.
"Okay, wait a minute, Zihe, come here." Old man Ji turned sideways and called into the yard.Unexpectedly, Ji Zihe hadn't moved yet, but Xiao Hei under the courtyard wall became energetic.
"Old bastard, you're finally here." Xiao Hei's short legs ran fast, ran over from behind Old Man Ji, squeezed open the door, and hugged the turtle's thigh.
"he is……"
The tortoise patted him on the back, "I'm sorry, Brother She is not sensible, please forgive me."
"Then you have to discipline him well in the future. If you climb someone's courtyard wall in the middle of the night, if you change someone else, it will be considered easy if you don't break his leg." Old man Ji didn't like Xiao Hei, and he even brought the elder brother who claimed to be Xiao Hei. The tortoise couldn't like it anymore.Xiao Hei didn't like Old Man Ji either, so he turned to hide behind the tortoise, poking his head out to look at him.
"Grandpa, go get busy first, they are all my friends, just leave it to me." Ji Zihe walked over and said.
He really doubted whether grandpa would be stubborn enough to send Xiao Hei to the government, and even sent the tortoise to the government.That day he was very honest, these two people are still very famous.
Old man Ji snorted, put his hands behind his back, and walked into the main room, leaving space for a few "young people".Ji Zihe was a little helpless, he said old children, old children, it was true, the older he got, the more he felt that grandpa looked like a child.
However, like many young people, he made a mistake.Perhaps, it is not the old man who has changed, but himself.The old man is still the same old man, but he is growing up day by day, his thinking has become mature, and he looks at things very differently from before.
"I've seen Mr. Ji." The tortoise bowed to Ji Zihe.
Ji Zihe hurriedly returned the gift, and said in a cautious tone, "I don't know that a distinguished guest is coming, but what's the matter?"
The tortoise looked prudent and reliable at first glance, but when seeing him, Ji Zihe was not at all as calm as he was when he met Xiao Hei, and he was even a little nervous.When he saw Xiao Hei, it was like seeing an ordinary person, and when he saw the tortoise, he had the feeling that what you were in front of was a god, not a human.In contrast, Xiao Hei is really a down-to-earth god.
"I heard that Teng Snake made an agreement with you earlier. After he obtained the Resurrection Grass, he would give you half of the proceeds. This is the other half." Several jade boxes appeared in the hands of the turtle.
If the spiritual herbs are not well preserved, their effectiveness will be lost. In order to protect the herbs, people in the cultivation world have found many ways.Later, an alchemist discovered that a container made of Lingyu could preserve the medicinal power to the maximum extent.Now the cultivation world has almost reached a consensus that elixirs are mostly stored in jade boxes engraved with magic circles, while elixirs are mostly stored in jade bottles processed by craftsmen.
"So many!" Ji Zihe glanced at the box, there must be six or seven of them.He originally thought that even if the tortoise was given to him, it would be nothing more than one or two plants, but he would be so trustworthy.
"The nine-color deer king gave a total of fourteen spiritual grasses, and half of them are here." The turtle explained, whether it is more or less, it is because of the nine-color deer, and it has nothing to do with him. Just follow the agreement.
Ji Zihe thought for a while, but didn't reach out to pick up the jade box, "Actually, it's useless if I want this..."
"Who said it's useless, we deserve it." A transparent hand hugged the jade box and stuffed it into the sleeve of the other hand.
"You are..." The tortoise looked at the bone that suddenly appeared and snatched the jade box with some astonishment.
Gu Gu glanced at him, not even half familiar, but he knew that he was originally Qinglong, and the one in front of him was Xuanwu, who belonged to the four spirits of the sky, how could the two not be familiar with each other.Bones is unwilling to lose himself and suddenly become another person, but in his bones he is still a god, and gods are proud.He has no memory of the Qinglong period, and when he thinks that others will call him Qinglong, he feels like being treated as a shadow or a substitute.He hates this feeling, it makes him feel offended, so he also hates people and things that Qinglong is familiar with.
Bone didn't respond to the tortoise, imitating old man Ji, with his hands behind his back, he floated back to the study, out of sight and out of mind.
"He is the bone." Xiao Hei said.After spending a few days with the tortoise, Xiao Hei can vaguely sense the tortoise's mood.
"So, it's him." The tortoise murmured looking at the back of the bone.
"Is there any problem?" Ji Zihe moved his body to block the sight of the tortoise, staring at the bone obsessively (fog) alone, which would always make Ji Zihe have some bad thoughts.His family's bones are really beautiful. After so many years, he couldn't bear it, let alone other people, this is understandable.It's just that being too popular isn't a good thing.
The tortoise shook his head and straightened his expression, "It's nothing, I just thought of an old friend."
Looking at Qinglong's appearance, it must be because he doesn't want to see himself.Also, Qinglong is such a proud person, now that his body and soul are separated, how could he be willing to show his old man with a remnant soul.Alas, the four spirits of the sky in the past have now become the targets of the sky, and they don't know when the sky will deal them a fatal blow.
"Really." Ji Zihe had no expression on his face, what a vulgar excuse.
"Brother Ji, are you really a human race?" Xiao Hei raised his small face, and there was a bit of innocence on his face that he had never seen before.
Ji Zihe put on a blank face, kid, don't you know that your image has been exposed a long time ago, and you still pretend to be cute, these are all tricks left over from my brother's childhood.
"Of course I'm human."
"Then are you your grandfather's own?"
Ji Zihe frowned, "Naturally, what exactly do you want to ask?"
"I don't think your grandfather is a person, you are his grandson, and you are sure..." Before the little black words were finished, Ji Zihe closed the door and fastened it with a bang.
Xiao Hei froze for a moment, and his face immediately darkened.Go tm pretending to be cute, go to hell, "Hey, why are you closing the door, I haven't finished talking yet, open the door!"
Xiao Hei said he raised his foot and was about to kick the door, but unfortunately his leg was kicked out, but he couldn't reach it.
Xiao Hei got angry, and turned his head to look at the tortoise who lifted him up by holding his armpit, "Old bastard, what are you doing, let me down!"
"Brother, calm down! This is a wooden door, and it's not a good wood. If you step on it, it might break. We're here to make amends, so we can't cause trouble anymore." The turtle said calmly.
"I don't care, I want to reason with Ji Zihe, and I have to fight that old man for [-] rounds."
"Brother, calm down!" The tortoise said the familiar lines without any ups and downs, skillfully threw Xiao Hei on his shoulder, even if he kicked his legs casually, he was indifferent, and left Daohe Village with the people on his shoulders.
Alas, it is really difficult to be the younger brother of the older brother, and you will not be idle for tens of thousands of years.Mainly to prevent the big brother from destroying the world, and small to help the big brother to persuade the fight, life is so difficult, it is better to sleep.It's good that the sleeping elder brother won't cause any trouble.
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