I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai
Chapter 11 I must have been a big shot before I was alive
Before Yan Chixia finished speaking, the light on Ji Zihe's body disappeared.Who made those floating spots of light so few? Without them, the light on his body could no longer find a single shadow.
"Brother Yan, this..." Ji Zihe couldn't figure out the current situation, so he asked in confusion.
Yan Chixia put down her arms, and looked at Ji Zihe with some envy, "This is called merit. You have helped so many ghosts, and God thinks you have merit, so it bestows merit."
Really, he was the one who rescued those ghosts, why is it that only Ji Zihe got merit and he didn't?God is such a bully.
Yan Chixia looked at Ji Zihe resentfully, he had killed so many troublesome demons and ghosts, and he had never seen God reward him so diligently, it would be great if he could give merit once in ten times, and Ji Zihe had never done so much.It is said that good people in many generations are people with great luck, and it is true.
Hey, what's that thing in this kid's hair?Yan Chixia watched two or three small light spots bouncing on the top of Ji Zihe's head, and rushed desperately into Ji Zihe's scalp, but it was of no avail.Finally, discouraged, he floated down from Ji Zihe's head, turned his head three times a step, and reluctantly sank into Yan Chixia's body.
The corners of Yan Chixia's eyes twitched, is he that unpopular?Wait, he also has merit, is he so lucky? It's just a small monster nest that gave him so much merit. It must be under the credit of Ji Xiaoyou, 2333.
"Oh, it turns out that sincerity is really capable!" Ji Zihe exclaimed.
"It's not because of sincerity, but because of you. People like you, according to what the bald donkey said, are the disciples of the Buddha! Good people from all over the world have profound merits and virtues. If you cultivate immortals, you don't have to worry about demons in your heart; if you cultivate Buddhas, you can definitely succeed." Zhengguo. Really, Ji Xiaoyou, do you want to consider becoming a monk?" Yan Chixia smiled kindly, but Ji Zihe felt that his smile was definitely deceitful.
"No, I can't practice Buddhism, I have to take the imperial examination, and I like to eat meat." Buddhist family members are not allowed to kill, nor can they eat meat.Ji Zihe likes to eat meat the most. His family is just an ordinary farming family. Except for the New Year, he can't eat meat for a few meals throughout the year. There is no one who is super gluttonous for Ji Zihe.
Besides, he was the only one left in his family.His grandfather had betrothed him early on, and he expected him to marry someone into the family when he was old, so that his grandfather could hold his great-grandson!
"Then you should remember that you have to stay away when you see bald donkeys. If they find that you are a good person for many lifetimes, even if you don't want to become a Buddha, they will use the banner of saving you and keep in your ears every day." While chanting sutras, it will bother you to death." Yan Chixia said.
Yan Chixia hated monks very much, even a blind person could see it.Yan Chixia was very happy to be able to pry a corner of the wall in advance for a good buddhist seedling.
"Brother Yan, what does it mean to be a good person for many lifetimes? Does it mean that I have been a good person for several lifetimes?"
"Actually, I don't know too well. I only know that it is a person who has been a good person for several consecutive lives. I have traveled for many years, and I have only seen one good person for many lifetimes. In the Shengquan Temple in Cangzhou, there is a good person who has reincarnated for nine generations and is younger than you. You are young, but you are regarded as a holy monk by those bald donkeys, and you can talk about Buddhism very well. I think you must not be in the ninth life. Look at you, you are so old, and you haven't even passed the exam for scholar."
Ji Zihe: ...
I am only twelve years old this year, thank you!
"Brother Yan, what's the use of merit?"
"Kindness is what God thinks you have meritorious deeds and rewards you. The more meritorious deeds you have, the better your luck. For example, this time, you just read a few scriptures and got meritorious deeds. It's really lucky. I usually do so much. Good thing, why don't you give me more merit?" Yan Chixia regretted.
Ji Zihe curled his mouth, deceiving people, what kind of merit is equal to luck.If this was the case, would he be born as a child without a father and mother, and could only live with his grandfather?There is also the hospital examination three years ago, if it was not because of a sudden serious illness, how could he have missed it.
Thinking of this, Ji Zihe was no longer interested in asking.The matter of the monster's den has been resolved, and the two went back to the temple to sleep.
Lying under the quilt, listening to the snoring around him, Ji Zihe touched the bone in his chest, wondering if it was his illusion, the bone felt a lot slippery.
"Brother Gu, are you there?" Ji Zihe whispered under the covers.
"Hmph." The man's cold snort sounded in Ji Zihe's ear again.
"So it's really you, you can still talk!" Ji Zihe said in surprise.
"That mouse spirit, why didn't you snatch it for me!" Bone asked.
"It's someone else's property, not mine, so how can I snatch it." Ji Zihe pressed in a low voice.
"A worthless thing."
"It has nothing to do with being successful. If I snatch that mouse over, am I going to be successful? Talents like this are all squatting in prisons."
"I don't have much skill, but I can play tricks."
He didn't get angry when he heard Gu's voice, Ji Zihe chuckled, "Brother Gu, you're a ghost, why aren't you afraid of the sword bag. As soon as I took out the sword bag, all the other ghosts ran away, but you didn't panic at all."
"How can I be afraid of such a shoddy magic weapon, I am...but..."
"But what?"
"I don't know, I forgot, but I must have been very powerful when I was alive, not to mention the sword bag, even if it is the sword cultivator next to you, I am not afraid of a hundred." Bones said confidently.
"Can ghosts also lose their memory?"
"Who knows, it's probably because I'm a remnant soul. Except for some common sense, I can't remember most of the things that happened during my lifetime." There is only one bone left, and the soul is also broken, which greatly affects the mind and memory of the bone. .But Bones didn't panic at all, full of self-confidence, and always felt that he was a big shot before his death.
"Then why do you want to follow me, do you want to absorb my yang energy and make your bones look good?"
"With your small body, how much yang energy can you absorb? Believe it or not, you can be sick for a month with just one sip!" Bone said disdainfully.He is not an ordinary ghost, he is a ghost with status, and he doesn't like yang energy or anything.
"It's not because of Yang Qi, so why?"
"Didn't you guess it, bad boy, of course it's because you have been a good person for many lifetimes, and you have immeasurable merits. Being by your side has stabilized my soul a lot." It's a pity that merits can only be seen but not eaten. It would be great if I could snatch the merits!Lord Bone wandered regrettably on Baoshan, carrying a hoe but couldn't find a place to put it down.
"What kind of merit is deceiving, if it is really linked to blessings, how can I lose my parents!"
"That's because your parents are poor, and you don't have that fate. In fact, the matter of luck is illusory. People only know that merit is a reward from heaven. Common sense infers, for example, God is your master, and the master will definitely Don’t you prefer those good students who get more rewards? So people with more merits are more likely to obtain merits. But the reality is that those who have great merits are often shorter-lived than ordinary people.”
"Brother Yan, this..." Ji Zihe couldn't figure out the current situation, so he asked in confusion.
Yan Chixia put down her arms, and looked at Ji Zihe with some envy, "This is called merit. You have helped so many ghosts, and God thinks you have merit, so it bestows merit."
Really, he was the one who rescued those ghosts, why is it that only Ji Zihe got merit and he didn't?God is such a bully.
Yan Chixia looked at Ji Zihe resentfully, he had killed so many troublesome demons and ghosts, and he had never seen God reward him so diligently, it would be great if he could give merit once in ten times, and Ji Zihe had never done so much.It is said that good people in many generations are people with great luck, and it is true.
Hey, what's that thing in this kid's hair?Yan Chixia watched two or three small light spots bouncing on the top of Ji Zihe's head, and rushed desperately into Ji Zihe's scalp, but it was of no avail.Finally, discouraged, he floated down from Ji Zihe's head, turned his head three times a step, and reluctantly sank into Yan Chixia's body.
The corners of Yan Chixia's eyes twitched, is he that unpopular?Wait, he also has merit, is he so lucky? It's just a small monster nest that gave him so much merit. It must be under the credit of Ji Xiaoyou, 2333.
"Oh, it turns out that sincerity is really capable!" Ji Zihe exclaimed.
"It's not because of sincerity, but because of you. People like you, according to what the bald donkey said, are the disciples of the Buddha! Good people from all over the world have profound merits and virtues. If you cultivate immortals, you don't have to worry about demons in your heart; if you cultivate Buddhas, you can definitely succeed." Zhengguo. Really, Ji Xiaoyou, do you want to consider becoming a monk?" Yan Chixia smiled kindly, but Ji Zihe felt that his smile was definitely deceitful.
"No, I can't practice Buddhism, I have to take the imperial examination, and I like to eat meat." Buddhist family members are not allowed to kill, nor can they eat meat.Ji Zihe likes to eat meat the most. His family is just an ordinary farming family. Except for the New Year, he can't eat meat for a few meals throughout the year. There is no one who is super gluttonous for Ji Zihe.
Besides, he was the only one left in his family.His grandfather had betrothed him early on, and he expected him to marry someone into the family when he was old, so that his grandfather could hold his great-grandson!
"Then you should remember that you have to stay away when you see bald donkeys. If they find that you are a good person for many lifetimes, even if you don't want to become a Buddha, they will use the banner of saving you and keep in your ears every day." While chanting sutras, it will bother you to death." Yan Chixia said.
Yan Chixia hated monks very much, even a blind person could see it.Yan Chixia was very happy to be able to pry a corner of the wall in advance for a good buddhist seedling.
"Brother Yan, what does it mean to be a good person for many lifetimes? Does it mean that I have been a good person for several lifetimes?"
"Actually, I don't know too well. I only know that it is a person who has been a good person for several consecutive lives. I have traveled for many years, and I have only seen one good person for many lifetimes. In the Shengquan Temple in Cangzhou, there is a good person who has reincarnated for nine generations and is younger than you. You are young, but you are regarded as a holy monk by those bald donkeys, and you can talk about Buddhism very well. I think you must not be in the ninth life. Look at you, you are so old, and you haven't even passed the exam for scholar."
Ji Zihe: ...
I am only twelve years old this year, thank you!
"Brother Yan, what's the use of merit?"
"Kindness is what God thinks you have meritorious deeds and rewards you. The more meritorious deeds you have, the better your luck. For example, this time, you just read a few scriptures and got meritorious deeds. It's really lucky. I usually do so much. Good thing, why don't you give me more merit?" Yan Chixia regretted.
Ji Zihe curled his mouth, deceiving people, what kind of merit is equal to luck.If this was the case, would he be born as a child without a father and mother, and could only live with his grandfather?There is also the hospital examination three years ago, if it was not because of a sudden serious illness, how could he have missed it.
Thinking of this, Ji Zihe was no longer interested in asking.The matter of the monster's den has been resolved, and the two went back to the temple to sleep.
Lying under the quilt, listening to the snoring around him, Ji Zihe touched the bone in his chest, wondering if it was his illusion, the bone felt a lot slippery.
"Brother Gu, are you there?" Ji Zihe whispered under the covers.
"Hmph." The man's cold snort sounded in Ji Zihe's ear again.
"So it's really you, you can still talk!" Ji Zihe said in surprise.
"That mouse spirit, why didn't you snatch it for me!" Bone asked.
"It's someone else's property, not mine, so how can I snatch it." Ji Zihe pressed in a low voice.
"A worthless thing."
"It has nothing to do with being successful. If I snatch that mouse over, am I going to be successful? Talents like this are all squatting in prisons."
"I don't have much skill, but I can play tricks."
He didn't get angry when he heard Gu's voice, Ji Zihe chuckled, "Brother Gu, you're a ghost, why aren't you afraid of the sword bag. As soon as I took out the sword bag, all the other ghosts ran away, but you didn't panic at all."
"How can I be afraid of such a shoddy magic weapon, I am...but..."
"But what?"
"I don't know, I forgot, but I must have been very powerful when I was alive, not to mention the sword bag, even if it is the sword cultivator next to you, I am not afraid of a hundred." Bones said confidently.
"Can ghosts also lose their memory?"
"Who knows, it's probably because I'm a remnant soul. Except for some common sense, I can't remember most of the things that happened during my lifetime." There is only one bone left, and the soul is also broken, which greatly affects the mind and memory of the bone. .But Bones didn't panic at all, full of self-confidence, and always felt that he was a big shot before his death.
"Then why do you want to follow me, do you want to absorb my yang energy and make your bones look good?"
"With your small body, how much yang energy can you absorb? Believe it or not, you can be sick for a month with just one sip!" Bone said disdainfully.He is not an ordinary ghost, he is a ghost with status, and he doesn't like yang energy or anything.
"It's not because of Yang Qi, so why?"
"Didn't you guess it, bad boy, of course it's because you have been a good person for many lifetimes, and you have immeasurable merits. Being by your side has stabilized my soul a lot." It's a pity that merits can only be seen but not eaten. It would be great if I could snatch the merits!Lord Bone wandered regrettably on Baoshan, carrying a hoe but couldn't find a place to put it down.
"What kind of merit is deceiving, if it is really linked to blessings, how can I lose my parents!"
"That's because your parents are poor, and you don't have that fate. In fact, the matter of luck is illusory. People only know that merit is a reward from heaven. Common sense infers, for example, God is your master, and the master will definitely Don’t you prefer those good students who get more rewards? So people with more merits are more likely to obtain merits. But the reality is that those who have great merits are often shorter-lived than ordinary people.”
You'll Also Like
-
I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor
Chapter 110 2 hours ago -
Heroic Spirit: All My Past Lives Were Summoned By My Daughter
Chapter 127 3 hours ago -
Dressed As a Mother-in-law, She Leads the Whole Family To Turn Over
Chapter 482 3 hours ago -
I saw the hidden information at the beginning, I tricked the death row inmate
Chapter 96 16 hours ago -
Everyone’s job change: I summon an army of BOSS!
Chapter 41 16 hours ago -
Journey to the West: Confession to the Fairy of Flowers
Chapter 191 16 hours ago -
In Pirates: At the beginning, Ace was tricked into becoming a navy
Chapter 191 16 hours ago -
Online games: Get god-level talent at the beginning
Chapter 186 16 hours ago -
The villain should be invincible
Chapter 146 16 hours ago -
Entertainment: I am called dad by seven genius babies
Chapter 168 16 hours ago