I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai
Chapter 128 What the hell?
"Hmph, although I'm old, I'm not blind and deaf. Zhenjun Erlang's Xiao Tiangou personally snatched the person from me with a secret agent, and he clearly said what kind of secret you are going to test in the underworld. Officer. I know that you hell kings are busy every day, so I don’t need to bother ten hell kings. You send someone to take me to your examination room and I’ll just go find it myself.” Qinglong said.
"This..." King Qin Guang was full of embarrassment. Why didn't the Qinglong play cards according to the routine at all, "How can I let the gods run away? I'll send people to the examination room to find them."
He casually pulled over a Yin official, "Go, ask if there is someone named Ji Zihe in the examination room, and bring it quickly."
The yin official was also a sensible ghost, and immediately said, "Yan Wang, there is no one named Ji Zihe in our examination room!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, I'm sure, the kid has seen the list of candidates, and there really isn't a single one surnamed Ji."
"Shenjun Mengzhang, did you hear me? There is really no one named Ji Zihe in our examination room. It's not that we don't take you there. You also know that this examination is to select talents for the underworld. In order to avoid cheating, once the examination starts, Outsiders are not allowed to come in or out.”
Qinglong exhaled air through his nostrils, exhaling a mouthful of dragon breath.Who is he to fool with such a pretense? He is not a fool.
"Stop talking nonsense, don't hand over people, don't talk about exams, believe it or not, I demolished your hell, so that you can't pass any exams!"
The King of Hades in the ten halls showed embarrassment, "The gods calm down, it's not that we don't make friends. Since His Highness Hades disappeared, our work is not easy to do."
They don't want to get involved in the battle between Buddha and heaven at all, they really can't help themselves.Everyone is a boss, they can't afford to offend, they can only make various compromises.I just hope that this dragon can understand what they mean, and don't blame the underworld.
However, they seem to have a high opinion of the dragon's mind.There is no need to vent anger or not, the fact is that, no matter who is behind the scenes, the underworld is an infallible accomplice, and he refused to let him go even after he came to his door, which made Qinglong feel very angry.
"Okay, since you refuse to let him go, don't blame me for being rude." Qinglong didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, so he twitched at the slightest disagreement.
In addition to being the four spirits of the sky, Qinglong is also the god of spring, symbolizing vitality.Life and death are two opposites, just like yin and yang, which restrain each other.
If it is said that ghost cultivators hate those two opponents the most, one must be the Buddha cultivator who is full of yang, and the other is someone like Qinglong who is full of anger.
No matter how big or small the yin officials of the underworld are, they are all from undead origin. Even if they have a god position, they can transform the yin energy all over their bodies into pure divine power, and they are not afraid of the purification of yang energy. Can be affected by anger, they are essentially dead after all.Unless they are willing to give up everything to reincarnate, or get a physical body, so that they can truly live and start over, otherwise this state will not change.
Of course, getting angry is just a small bonus. Qinglong is a big boss, so any bonuses will have little effect in front of absolute strength.
Although the Kings of Hades of the Ten Palaces have great power in the underworld, in fact, they are not ancient gods, but younger brothers who were recruited and promoted by the Taiyin Emperor after the war. How could they beat Qinglong Shenjun.As for whether the Taiyin Emperor of the underworld could beat him, who would know, they had never fought.
Qinglong flicked his tail, and Hades of the Ten Temples hurriedly dodged. At this time, the disadvantage of having too many people was revealed.Several people stand so close, no matter which direction they run, there will always be a few people who will "crash".After a little delay, the tail came over. Qinglong didn't even use magic spells, and just relying on his copper-skinned iron body, he directly pulled away a Hades who hadn't come and ran away.
When the avatar flew out, he spit out a big mouthful of old blood, rolled his eyes, fell down without moving, and passed out directly.
Seeing this, the other nine Hades gasped.
Fuck, it's really shameless, who can't see the exaggerated acting skills, they are all old ghosts who have been playing for thousands of years, and they still play such tricks.If I had known that they wouldn't be hiding anymore, I could ignore everything as soon as I rolled my eyes and passed out. It's really disrespectful to keep their brothers in the pot.
The rest of Hades looked at each other, and they all had ideas in their hearts.Brothers, it's time to test your acting skills!
Qinglong felt that he hadn't exerted much force, why all the ten kings of hell had fallen, and he was going to fight to rescue Xiao Hezi, who was kidnapped by the big villain, so it was really embarrassing to lie down like this A sense of accomplishment!
Qinglong exhaled fiercely from his nostrils, and the hell official really couldn't help beating him. Although the avatar is not as powerful as the main body, it can't be like this.The incarnation of such a dish, it is estimated that the main body is not very powerful, even if there are a hundred of them, he will not take a breath. I really don't know how Pluto picks the younger brother.If the underworld is handed over to these people, it's no wonder that people from the heaven and the Buddhist world can dictate the underworld.
The incarnations of Hades of the Ten Palaces were all beaten down by Qinglong. Does anyone dare to stop him?The melon eaters around had already run away when their boss was being beaten, and no one wanted to be punished by Qiu Hou for seeing his boss make a fool of himself.
Qinglong was so angry that he didn't even have a place to scatter. When he saw the building next to him, there were a few tails when he went up, and the dust was flying up for a while.
The Kings of Hades who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead were weeping silently in their hearts, stop, those are antiques, they are all money...
After smashing things, Qinglong immediately felt refreshed, a fox emerged from the dragon's claws, stretched out a claw and poked it, "Come on, smell, where is your master?"
Huang Jiulang: ...
I am a fox, not a dog! ! !
Huang Jiulang sniffed, but didn't have the guts to speak out.Bones is even scarier than before, I can't afford to mess with it, let's work hard.
Erlang Zhenjun Ji Zihe, who didn't know that the king of the ten palaces was obsessed with yin and yang, kept nodding his head, seeming to appreciate it.In fact, he didn't read a single word, and his mind had already gone outside. The reason why he put on a show was to deceive Ji Zihe.
Ji Zihe secretly looked at the senior official in front of him, the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.Why does this senior official's clothes look so strange? At first glance, it looks like that, but after a closer look, the shape is still somewhat different from the official uniform of the imperial court. Could it be...
Suddenly, Zhenjun Erlang's complexion changed slightly, all the Kings of Hades from the Ten Palaces were defeated so quickly, and the green dragon was coming this way.Can't wait any longer, there's no time.
Ji Zihe, who had been carefully observing Zhenjun Erlang's expression, did not miss his momentary change, and his heart skipped a beat. What's going on? Could it be that he committed some taboo in his article?
Erlang Zhenjun put down the paper, his expression slowed down, and he smiled, "The article is well written."
Ji Zihe felt relieved, he seemed to be fine, stood up and bowed, "Thank you for your compliment, my lord."
"Now there is a vacancy in Ning'an County, would you like to go there?" Zhenjun Erlang asked.
Ji Zihe:? ? ?
Examiner, you seem to have violated the rules.The general process is that after the examination is completed and the rankings are released, the Ministry of Officials will decide where the Scholars will go. Why is it that the examiners have to appoint officials on the spot in the examination room.
Ji Zihe glanced at the other examiners on the stage who were sitting as firmly as Mount Tai. This was obviously against the rules, why no one cared about it.Could it be that the one standing in front of him is the most powerful one here?
"Why, you don't want to?" Zhenjun Erlang restrained his smile and lowered his face.
Ji Zihe's heart tightened, and he was afraid that if he didn't agree, the high official would turn his back on him immediately.No, just hold him down first.
"It's up to the adults to decide." Ji Zihe pretended to be overjoyed, and bent down to salute the high official.
"That's good. Today, I will give you the post of City God of Ning'an County on behalf of the underworld. As for the day when you take office, you can take office with your official post in Yangshi." Zhenjun Erlang said.
Uh, Chenghuang, shouldn't he be a magistrate?Ji Zihe was a little puzzled, what the hell is going on, the style of painting has changed too fast, the city god is a god, how could he be appointed casually.Also named City God, does this high official regard himself as the Lord of the Underworld or the Jade Emperor? Will there be someone who will be promoted in the daytime in a while?
Ji Zihe complained wildly in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face, he still pretended to be a obedient and stupid scholar.
"Thank you, sir." Ji Zihe smiled foolishly, as if he didn't find the mistake in his words, and flattered him.
Zhenjun Erlang nodded, and called an official, holding a tray in his hand, on which was a city god's seal, the official's plate inscription, and a red official robe.
In the underworld, the official robes of the city god below the third rank are all red, and only the official robes of the city god above the third rank are purple.Because purple is difficult to dye in the mortal world, the mortal world considers purple to be the top grade.The ghosts in the underworld are all living people, and they will inevitably be affected after death. They also admire the nobility of purple, so only high-ranking officials wear purple official robes.
The county town god is equivalent to a seventh-rank official in the mortal world, so naturally he does not have the purple robe treatment.Erlang God urged Ji Zihe to change into his official robe, but Ji Zihe couldn't refuse. Looking at the envious faces of those candidates, Ji Zihe really didn't know what expression to use, so he could only show an embarrassed but polite smile .
As a result, as soon as he changed into the official robe, Ji Zihe suddenly felt that his whole body was swollen. Even the high official in front of him seemed to be half a head shorter than him. Is it an illusion?
Qinglong Shenjun finally found the place by relying on Huang Jiulang's nose, put Huang Jiulang away, and used his slender body to go up and wrap around the entire palace.
It was suddenly dark all around, Ji Zihe was stunned for a moment, why did it get dark all of a sudden.
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud noise from above his head, and as soon as Ji Zihe looked up, he saw the roof flying up.A huge head stuck out, glanced at it, then pulled it back decisively, and covered the roof again.
Ji Zihe raised his head, this is quite exciting.
Is someone going to go out to slay dragons with a big knife in a while? Which guy came up with the idea? It's really good.
Qinglong hugged the roof with two front paws, staring with big eyes doubting life.So ugly, how could it be Xiao Hezi from his family!
He must have read it wrong, Qinglong thought, lifted the roof again, stuck his head in, and his eyes instantly locked on the ugly ghost in the big red robe.After a moment of silence, the roof was closed again with a bang.
"Ah ah ah..."
After Qinglong lifted the roof twice, all the candidates were like fried ants, and there were screams in the hall.
The candidates in the underworld screamed because they were afraid when they saw Qinglong.The living soul candidates screamed because Qinglong's two operations directly broke the blindfold in the hall. Seeing the strangely shaped underworld candidates around them, the living souls were almost scared to death.
Even Ji Zihe was taken aback when he saw the change of appearance of the senior official in front of him, and soon after, he realized that he was not his original self.No wonder he felt himself swollen, this strong body, this blue skin, huge ghost claws, blue face with fangs... why did he, he, become such a ghost.
When Qinglong lifted the roof for the third time, what he saw was an extremely chaotic scene.Because the door of the main hall was blocked by Qinglong's body, they couldn't get out and could only run around in the main hall.
Qinglong exhaled a puff of air from his nostrils, and yelled, "Shut up!"
Everyone froze in place as if the pause button had been pressed, and no one dared to move.
"This..." King Qin Guang was full of embarrassment. Why didn't the Qinglong play cards according to the routine at all, "How can I let the gods run away? I'll send people to the examination room to find them."
He casually pulled over a Yin official, "Go, ask if there is someone named Ji Zihe in the examination room, and bring it quickly."
The yin official was also a sensible ghost, and immediately said, "Yan Wang, there is no one named Ji Zihe in our examination room!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, I'm sure, the kid has seen the list of candidates, and there really isn't a single one surnamed Ji."
"Shenjun Mengzhang, did you hear me? There is really no one named Ji Zihe in our examination room. It's not that we don't take you there. You also know that this examination is to select talents for the underworld. In order to avoid cheating, once the examination starts, Outsiders are not allowed to come in or out.”
Qinglong exhaled air through his nostrils, exhaling a mouthful of dragon breath.Who is he to fool with such a pretense? He is not a fool.
"Stop talking nonsense, don't hand over people, don't talk about exams, believe it or not, I demolished your hell, so that you can't pass any exams!"
The King of Hades in the ten halls showed embarrassment, "The gods calm down, it's not that we don't make friends. Since His Highness Hades disappeared, our work is not easy to do."
They don't want to get involved in the battle between Buddha and heaven at all, they really can't help themselves.Everyone is a boss, they can't afford to offend, they can only make various compromises.I just hope that this dragon can understand what they mean, and don't blame the underworld.
However, they seem to have a high opinion of the dragon's mind.There is no need to vent anger or not, the fact is that, no matter who is behind the scenes, the underworld is an infallible accomplice, and he refused to let him go even after he came to his door, which made Qinglong feel very angry.
"Okay, since you refuse to let him go, don't blame me for being rude." Qinglong didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, so he twitched at the slightest disagreement.
In addition to being the four spirits of the sky, Qinglong is also the god of spring, symbolizing vitality.Life and death are two opposites, just like yin and yang, which restrain each other.
If it is said that ghost cultivators hate those two opponents the most, one must be the Buddha cultivator who is full of yang, and the other is someone like Qinglong who is full of anger.
No matter how big or small the yin officials of the underworld are, they are all from undead origin. Even if they have a god position, they can transform the yin energy all over their bodies into pure divine power, and they are not afraid of the purification of yang energy. Can be affected by anger, they are essentially dead after all.Unless they are willing to give up everything to reincarnate, or get a physical body, so that they can truly live and start over, otherwise this state will not change.
Of course, getting angry is just a small bonus. Qinglong is a big boss, so any bonuses will have little effect in front of absolute strength.
Although the Kings of Hades of the Ten Palaces have great power in the underworld, in fact, they are not ancient gods, but younger brothers who were recruited and promoted by the Taiyin Emperor after the war. How could they beat Qinglong Shenjun.As for whether the Taiyin Emperor of the underworld could beat him, who would know, they had never fought.
Qinglong flicked his tail, and Hades of the Ten Temples hurriedly dodged. At this time, the disadvantage of having too many people was revealed.Several people stand so close, no matter which direction they run, there will always be a few people who will "crash".After a little delay, the tail came over. Qinglong didn't even use magic spells, and just relying on his copper-skinned iron body, he directly pulled away a Hades who hadn't come and ran away.
When the avatar flew out, he spit out a big mouthful of old blood, rolled his eyes, fell down without moving, and passed out directly.
Seeing this, the other nine Hades gasped.
Fuck, it's really shameless, who can't see the exaggerated acting skills, they are all old ghosts who have been playing for thousands of years, and they still play such tricks.If I had known that they wouldn't be hiding anymore, I could ignore everything as soon as I rolled my eyes and passed out. It's really disrespectful to keep their brothers in the pot.
The rest of Hades looked at each other, and they all had ideas in their hearts.Brothers, it's time to test your acting skills!
Qinglong felt that he hadn't exerted much force, why all the ten kings of hell had fallen, and he was going to fight to rescue Xiao Hezi, who was kidnapped by the big villain, so it was really embarrassing to lie down like this A sense of accomplishment!
Qinglong exhaled fiercely from his nostrils, and the hell official really couldn't help beating him. Although the avatar is not as powerful as the main body, it can't be like this.The incarnation of such a dish, it is estimated that the main body is not very powerful, even if there are a hundred of them, he will not take a breath. I really don't know how Pluto picks the younger brother.If the underworld is handed over to these people, it's no wonder that people from the heaven and the Buddhist world can dictate the underworld.
The incarnations of Hades of the Ten Palaces were all beaten down by Qinglong. Does anyone dare to stop him?The melon eaters around had already run away when their boss was being beaten, and no one wanted to be punished by Qiu Hou for seeing his boss make a fool of himself.
Qinglong was so angry that he didn't even have a place to scatter. When he saw the building next to him, there were a few tails when he went up, and the dust was flying up for a while.
The Kings of Hades who were lying on the ground pretending to be dead were weeping silently in their hearts, stop, those are antiques, they are all money...
After smashing things, Qinglong immediately felt refreshed, a fox emerged from the dragon's claws, stretched out a claw and poked it, "Come on, smell, where is your master?"
Huang Jiulang: ...
I am a fox, not a dog! ! !
Huang Jiulang sniffed, but didn't have the guts to speak out.Bones is even scarier than before, I can't afford to mess with it, let's work hard.
Erlang Zhenjun Ji Zihe, who didn't know that the king of the ten palaces was obsessed with yin and yang, kept nodding his head, seeming to appreciate it.In fact, he didn't read a single word, and his mind had already gone outside. The reason why he put on a show was to deceive Ji Zihe.
Ji Zihe secretly looked at the senior official in front of him, the more he looked at it, the more he felt something was wrong.Why does this senior official's clothes look so strange? At first glance, it looks like that, but after a closer look, the shape is still somewhat different from the official uniform of the imperial court. Could it be...
Suddenly, Zhenjun Erlang's complexion changed slightly, all the Kings of Hades from the Ten Palaces were defeated so quickly, and the green dragon was coming this way.Can't wait any longer, there's no time.
Ji Zihe, who had been carefully observing Zhenjun Erlang's expression, did not miss his momentary change, and his heart skipped a beat. What's going on? Could it be that he committed some taboo in his article?
Erlang Zhenjun put down the paper, his expression slowed down, and he smiled, "The article is well written."
Ji Zihe felt relieved, he seemed to be fine, stood up and bowed, "Thank you for your compliment, my lord."
"Now there is a vacancy in Ning'an County, would you like to go there?" Zhenjun Erlang asked.
Ji Zihe:? ? ?
Examiner, you seem to have violated the rules.The general process is that after the examination is completed and the rankings are released, the Ministry of Officials will decide where the Scholars will go. Why is it that the examiners have to appoint officials on the spot in the examination room.
Ji Zihe glanced at the other examiners on the stage who were sitting as firmly as Mount Tai. This was obviously against the rules, why no one cared about it.Could it be that the one standing in front of him is the most powerful one here?
"Why, you don't want to?" Zhenjun Erlang restrained his smile and lowered his face.
Ji Zihe's heart tightened, and he was afraid that if he didn't agree, the high official would turn his back on him immediately.No, just hold him down first.
"It's up to the adults to decide." Ji Zihe pretended to be overjoyed, and bent down to salute the high official.
"That's good. Today, I will give you the post of City God of Ning'an County on behalf of the underworld. As for the day when you take office, you can take office with your official post in Yangshi." Zhenjun Erlang said.
Uh, Chenghuang, shouldn't he be a magistrate?Ji Zihe was a little puzzled, what the hell is going on, the style of painting has changed too fast, the city god is a god, how could he be appointed casually.Also named City God, does this high official regard himself as the Lord of the Underworld or the Jade Emperor? Will there be someone who will be promoted in the daytime in a while?
Ji Zihe complained wildly in his heart, but he didn't show it at all on his face, he still pretended to be a obedient and stupid scholar.
"Thank you, sir." Ji Zihe smiled foolishly, as if he didn't find the mistake in his words, and flattered him.
Zhenjun Erlang nodded, and called an official, holding a tray in his hand, on which was a city god's seal, the official's plate inscription, and a red official robe.
In the underworld, the official robes of the city god below the third rank are all red, and only the official robes of the city god above the third rank are purple.Because purple is difficult to dye in the mortal world, the mortal world considers purple to be the top grade.The ghosts in the underworld are all living people, and they will inevitably be affected after death. They also admire the nobility of purple, so only high-ranking officials wear purple official robes.
The county town god is equivalent to a seventh-rank official in the mortal world, so naturally he does not have the purple robe treatment.Erlang God urged Ji Zihe to change into his official robe, but Ji Zihe couldn't refuse. Looking at the envious faces of those candidates, Ji Zihe really didn't know what expression to use, so he could only show an embarrassed but polite smile .
As a result, as soon as he changed into the official robe, Ji Zihe suddenly felt that his whole body was swollen. Even the high official in front of him seemed to be half a head shorter than him. Is it an illusion?
Qinglong Shenjun finally found the place by relying on Huang Jiulang's nose, put Huang Jiulang away, and used his slender body to go up and wrap around the entire palace.
It was suddenly dark all around, Ji Zihe was stunned for a moment, why did it get dark all of a sudden.
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud noise from above his head, and as soon as Ji Zihe looked up, he saw the roof flying up.A huge head stuck out, glanced at it, then pulled it back decisively, and covered the roof again.
Ji Zihe raised his head, this is quite exciting.
Is someone going to go out to slay dragons with a big knife in a while? Which guy came up with the idea? It's really good.
Qinglong hugged the roof with two front paws, staring with big eyes doubting life.So ugly, how could it be Xiao Hezi from his family!
He must have read it wrong, Qinglong thought, lifted the roof again, stuck his head in, and his eyes instantly locked on the ugly ghost in the big red robe.After a moment of silence, the roof was closed again with a bang.
"Ah ah ah..."
After Qinglong lifted the roof twice, all the candidates were like fried ants, and there were screams in the hall.
The candidates in the underworld screamed because they were afraid when they saw Qinglong.The living soul candidates screamed because Qinglong's two operations directly broke the blindfold in the hall. Seeing the strangely shaped underworld candidates around them, the living souls were almost scared to death.
Even Ji Zihe was taken aback when he saw the change of appearance of the senior official in front of him, and soon after, he realized that he was not his original self.No wonder he felt himself swollen, this strong body, this blue skin, huge ghost claws, blue face with fangs... why did he, he, become such a ghost.
When Qinglong lifted the roof for the third time, what he saw was an extremely chaotic scene.Because the door of the main hall was blocked by Qinglong's body, they couldn't get out and could only run around in the main hall.
Qinglong exhaled a puff of air from his nostrils, and yelled, "Shut up!"
Everyone froze in place as if the pause button had been pressed, and no one dared to move.
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