I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai
Chapter 208 The Exquisite Pig Boy
When Meng Zhang realized that his brother hadn't returned for a long time and came out to look for it, it was already several days later.
The white tiger caught all the creatures big and small on the island, which seriously affected the ecological balance. However, the unsatisfied bird still opened its mouth wide, wailing for food.So, he set his sights on the sea.What happened afterwards was like processing on an assembly line, the white tiger caught the fish, Huang Jiulang cooked it, and then sent it into Suzaku's mouth that looked like a bottomless pit.
Bai Hu regretted it very much, why did he take this matter on the spur of the moment.If I had known it earlier, I would have let Suzaku float on the water by itself. Anyway, I couldn't drown, so why bother asking for trouble.
The white tiger inserted his fingers into the cap of a big shark and jumped out of the water.
"Supervisor, have you changed your career to become a cat? Why are you starting to catch fish?" Meng Zhang laughed.
When Baihu saw Meng Zhang, he was overjoyed, threw away the fish he got decisively, and moved over, "Brother Long, why are you here?"
"Xiao Hezi saw that you hadn't returned for a long time, so I was afraid that something might happen to you, so let me take a look. What about Xiao Jiu, did you throw him away?"
"No, Meng Zhang, you come with me, Xiao Jiu is with Suzaku."
"Suzaku? Why is he here? Isn't he in the snow field in the extreme south?" Meng Zhang asked with some doubts.
"Hey, how do you know where he was before?"
"Of course I know. He was trapped in the Nanshan Mountain in the snow field. I was the one who melted the iceberg and rescued him."
"What exactly is going on?"
"I don't know much, let's talk about it after meeting him." Meng Zhang said.
Baihu nodded, and led Meng Zhang to the island where Suzaku was.He caught too many fish these days, and the fish near the island were either caught or scared away, so he had to go farther to catch fish.
Suzaku has been offered delicious food and drink these days, not to mention how comfortable it is.Since I came to this island, I haven't even moved a bit. The biggest physical work I do is to open my mouth to swallow, which is comparable to the model of salted fish.
When Baihu and the others came back, Suzaku raised his eyelids lazily, "Baihu, you're back, why are you empty-handed? Hey, Qinglong is here too."
Qinglong crossed his arms, looked down at him in the air, made a tsk-tsk sound, and shook his head sadly, "Is he disabled? How pitiful. Brother, I can't bear to see him for the rest of his life." Life is worse than death, why don't we roast him and eat him."
"What are you talking about, I'm fine, I'm useless!" Suzaku raised his neck and shouted at Meng Zhang.
"Yo, you're quite energetic."
"Brother Long, Suzaku is just not full and has no strength." Bai Hu said.
Qinglong glanced at him, "What an honest tiger."
In fact, the four spirits of the sky are not like the brothers of ordinary people, they have a clear order.The older brothers were all born together, so how could it be possible to tell which older brother and younger brother are based on time.Besides, age is nothing, in the realm of comprehension, even if you are a few circles older, as long as you have big fists, let alone being a brother, even if you are a grandfather, others have to be called honestly.
The gods and beasts in ancient times were born without parents and mothers.The mortality rate of cubs is particularly high. In this environment where the jungle eats the jungle, those who can grow up must be the overlord.
The four spirits of the sky are divine beasts from all directions, but they were not settled all at once.When they were cubs, they could only be regarded as seeds, and they didn't really tie this god position to themselves completely.
The four spirits are the same as other beasts in their infancy, without any advantages.Only an adult beast can be a real god. If it dies in its infancy, it is a substandard product, and the world will immediately evolve and give birth to another seed to replace it.
The gods in ancient times were all unique. Adult beasts were bound to the gods with a knot. If the gods died, the gods would disappear.Only under such a cruel elimination mechanism can the best gods be selected.
When the four spirits were born, they had this set of survival rules in their heads.In view of the fact that the gods of their brothers are somewhat connected, in order to improve themselves
The survival rate is high, so the four spirits live together as a partner.
However, gods are all arrogant, even if they are just seeds, this kind of arrogance is engraved in their bones.A few people form a small group, but no one obeys the other. There is no leader in a group, and everyone has their own ideas, so it is destined to be a mess.
What to do in this situation, of course it is a fight.
The initial force values of the four spirits are actually about the same, and the attributes of spiritual power are somewhat mutually reinforcing. It stands to reason that they should be tied, but it can't stand that someone has cheats.
Qinglong not only symbolizes Shaoyang and spring, but also vitality.Although he was just a seed at that time, and he didn't have the perverted healing ability after becoming a god, but it was enough to deal with the scene of chickens pecking at each other.So, this guy won the title of Big Brother by relying on his battery life that is slightly better than his companions... Well, there is no title of Big Brother, just invisible Big Brother.The names of the four of them are very confusing, what to call depends on the mood.However, this competition is still meaningful. After choosing a backbone, the alliance of the four spirits will not be broken, and they will become adults.Later, when the four spirits ranked, Qinglong was placed first and became the recognized leader of the four spirits.
"Suzaku, make it smaller, there's not even a place to step down." Meng Zhang said critically.
"The beach is so big, there's no place to settle down." Suzaku muttered.
"Stop talking nonsense, and quickly transform into a human form. I have something to ask you. Don't use your excuses to deceive honest people to perfuse me. I'm not a white tiger."
Baihu: ...It seems like an arrow has been shot in the knee.
"It still doesn't work, little friend Baifeng is exercising in my hair, if I get smaller, what will he do, anyway, he is also my savior."
Meng Zhang raised his eyebrows, "You seem to have made a mistake. It was I who was entangled on the iceberg for several days and endured the pain of the basalt crystal to save you. He was just me. It’s just a burden to go, and what effort is worth your effort to repay.”
"I know that I still have memories when I was frozen. However, I was extremely weak when I escaped from the iceberg, and I couldn't move for a long time. When I was recovering from my injuries, thanks to little friend Baifeng who relieved my boredom and let me Not too lonely, he also roasted spirit fish for me every day to help me recover, I like this junior of the Feng clan very much. I saw that he is a white man, so I wanted to help him, as a repayment." Suzaku said.
Although the spirit fish's help to Suzaku's recovery was negligible, the taste was still good, and Xiao Baifeng's people were also very interesting.It's rare to meet such a person who suits his heart, so it's okay to help him, anyway, he doesn't have anything to do, he has a lot of free time.
"Don't be so troublesome. Although your hair is good, the efficiency is too slow. Before he followed me to the extreme south, the Feng family had promised him that after he returned, he would be allowed to enter the Nirvana Pool once. That pool is Phoenix. If you really want to thank him, baby of the Feng clan, go and talk to the elder of the Feng clan, don't be so stingy, let Bai Feng go to the pool to soak more. Don't talk about replenishing the blood, maybe you can improve his blood. Genuine. It saves time and effort, why do you need to waste such efforts."
"Hey, my memory has also deteriorated after being frozen for a long time. I forgot that there are such treasures." Suzaku is also a decisive person, and changes as soon as he says.There was a burst of soft light on the body, and the figure gradually shrunk and turned into a human shape, leaving only Baifeng, a bird curled up, sleeping on the beach.
White Tiger: ...
He has been wondering, he has been a bird for many years, and he insists on eating to restore his strength, and he is not picky about his food. He eats all the ingredients with aura and no aura, which sounds a bit nonsense.Sure enough, those who didn't have the strength before were all lying to him, an honest tiger.
Only then did Meng Zhang grab the white tiger and get onto the island.The Suzaku transformed into a human form became an elegant and handsome man again, it was not at all obvious that this bird was just a salted fish.
Suzaku Lingguang lightly raised his hand, and a table and chairs rose up on the beach, and then the flames enveloped it.After the flame disappeared, the sand turned into glass, without any impurities in it, and the whole body was crystal clear, like a transparent gem.Suzaku then polished it carefully, grinding off the edges and corners, and carved out many complicated patterns...
Meng Zhang: ...
White Tiger: ...
My friends and I were stunned by this coquettish operation. Isn’t it just a one-time seat? Do you want to be so coquettish?
The delicate pig boy Suzaku Shenjun finished the handiwork, and smiled shyly, the lines at the corners of his eyes looked both charming and innocent, "The conditions are simple, I hope you don't mind."
Meng Zhang and Bai Hu sat on the chairs with blank faces, and Suzaku turned to Huang Jiulang and said, "Xiao Jiu, serve tea."
White Tiger: ...
There are too many complaints, I don't know where to complain... Thieves, that's my servant, mine!It's too easy for you to fucking do it.
The tea set in Xiaojiu's hand was donated by Suzaku in friendship a few days ago, as were the tea leaves and the water used for making tea.Let Suzaku tell me, Xiao Jiu is a really good servant, not only good at cooking, but also at making tea.Suzaku Shenjun enjoys life very much, it's fine if he doesn't have the conditions, but now that he has the conditions, naturally he won't wrong himself.
Soon, Xiao Jiu sent the tea set to the exquisite glass tabletop, and did not stop with a wink, leaving the space for the three brothers.
"Ling Guang, tell me, what's the matter with you, why are you trapped in the iceberg formed by the basalt crystal?" Meng Zhang said a little seriously.
Suzaku took a sip of tea gracefully, "It's a long story."
"Then let's make a long story short."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Suzaku smiled helplessly, and continued, "The matter will start from a few thousand, uh, tens of thousands... Well, I don't know when to start anyway. I woke up that day , cough, no, it’s time to go out, and I found it was still early, so I planned to go to my favorite hot spring in Xihaishan City. As a result, I met a very fat fish on the way. The fish looked very interesting, with a round head. The whole body was white and black, and I was hungry after seeing it. So I wanted to grab one, made it into a barbecue, and sprinkled it with my favorite spices..."
Meng Zhang couldn't help knocking on the table and interrupted him, "Stop talking nonsense and focus on the point."
Suzaku pouted, heh, people who have no interest in life.
"Okay, let me keep it simple. The thing is like this, I discovered a secret, and then I was sealed into the ice by Heaven."
After waiting for a long time without further words, Meng Zhang raised his eyebrows and asked, "It's gone?"
Suzaku nodded, "It's gone."
Meng Zhang twitched the corners of his mouth, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to hit Pippi.
The white tiger caught all the creatures big and small on the island, which seriously affected the ecological balance. However, the unsatisfied bird still opened its mouth wide, wailing for food.So, he set his sights on the sea.What happened afterwards was like processing on an assembly line, the white tiger caught the fish, Huang Jiulang cooked it, and then sent it into Suzaku's mouth that looked like a bottomless pit.
Bai Hu regretted it very much, why did he take this matter on the spur of the moment.If I had known it earlier, I would have let Suzaku float on the water by itself. Anyway, I couldn't drown, so why bother asking for trouble.
The white tiger inserted his fingers into the cap of a big shark and jumped out of the water.
"Supervisor, have you changed your career to become a cat? Why are you starting to catch fish?" Meng Zhang laughed.
When Baihu saw Meng Zhang, he was overjoyed, threw away the fish he got decisively, and moved over, "Brother Long, why are you here?"
"Xiao Hezi saw that you hadn't returned for a long time, so I was afraid that something might happen to you, so let me take a look. What about Xiao Jiu, did you throw him away?"
"No, Meng Zhang, you come with me, Xiao Jiu is with Suzaku."
"Suzaku? Why is he here? Isn't he in the snow field in the extreme south?" Meng Zhang asked with some doubts.
"Hey, how do you know where he was before?"
"Of course I know. He was trapped in the Nanshan Mountain in the snow field. I was the one who melted the iceberg and rescued him."
"What exactly is going on?"
"I don't know much, let's talk about it after meeting him." Meng Zhang said.
Baihu nodded, and led Meng Zhang to the island where Suzaku was.He caught too many fish these days, and the fish near the island were either caught or scared away, so he had to go farther to catch fish.
Suzaku has been offered delicious food and drink these days, not to mention how comfortable it is.Since I came to this island, I haven't even moved a bit. The biggest physical work I do is to open my mouth to swallow, which is comparable to the model of salted fish.
When Baihu and the others came back, Suzaku raised his eyelids lazily, "Baihu, you're back, why are you empty-handed? Hey, Qinglong is here too."
Qinglong crossed his arms, looked down at him in the air, made a tsk-tsk sound, and shook his head sadly, "Is he disabled? How pitiful. Brother, I can't bear to see him for the rest of his life." Life is worse than death, why don't we roast him and eat him."
"What are you talking about, I'm fine, I'm useless!" Suzaku raised his neck and shouted at Meng Zhang.
"Yo, you're quite energetic."
"Brother Long, Suzaku is just not full and has no strength." Bai Hu said.
Qinglong glanced at him, "What an honest tiger."
In fact, the four spirits of the sky are not like the brothers of ordinary people, they have a clear order.The older brothers were all born together, so how could it be possible to tell which older brother and younger brother are based on time.Besides, age is nothing, in the realm of comprehension, even if you are a few circles older, as long as you have big fists, let alone being a brother, even if you are a grandfather, others have to be called honestly.
The gods and beasts in ancient times were born without parents and mothers.The mortality rate of cubs is particularly high. In this environment where the jungle eats the jungle, those who can grow up must be the overlord.
The four spirits of the sky are divine beasts from all directions, but they were not settled all at once.When they were cubs, they could only be regarded as seeds, and they didn't really tie this god position to themselves completely.
The four spirits are the same as other beasts in their infancy, without any advantages.Only an adult beast can be a real god. If it dies in its infancy, it is a substandard product, and the world will immediately evolve and give birth to another seed to replace it.
The gods in ancient times were all unique. Adult beasts were bound to the gods with a knot. If the gods died, the gods would disappear.Only under such a cruel elimination mechanism can the best gods be selected.
When the four spirits were born, they had this set of survival rules in their heads.In view of the fact that the gods of their brothers are somewhat connected, in order to improve themselves
The survival rate is high, so the four spirits live together as a partner.
However, gods are all arrogant, even if they are just seeds, this kind of arrogance is engraved in their bones.A few people form a small group, but no one obeys the other. There is no leader in a group, and everyone has their own ideas, so it is destined to be a mess.
What to do in this situation, of course it is a fight.
The initial force values of the four spirits are actually about the same, and the attributes of spiritual power are somewhat mutually reinforcing. It stands to reason that they should be tied, but it can't stand that someone has cheats.
Qinglong not only symbolizes Shaoyang and spring, but also vitality.Although he was just a seed at that time, and he didn't have the perverted healing ability after becoming a god, but it was enough to deal with the scene of chickens pecking at each other.So, this guy won the title of Big Brother by relying on his battery life that is slightly better than his companions... Well, there is no title of Big Brother, just invisible Big Brother.The names of the four of them are very confusing, what to call depends on the mood.However, this competition is still meaningful. After choosing a backbone, the alliance of the four spirits will not be broken, and they will become adults.Later, when the four spirits ranked, Qinglong was placed first and became the recognized leader of the four spirits.
"Suzaku, make it smaller, there's not even a place to step down." Meng Zhang said critically.
"The beach is so big, there's no place to settle down." Suzaku muttered.
"Stop talking nonsense, and quickly transform into a human form. I have something to ask you. Don't use your excuses to deceive honest people to perfuse me. I'm not a white tiger."
Baihu: ...It seems like an arrow has been shot in the knee.
"It still doesn't work, little friend Baifeng is exercising in my hair, if I get smaller, what will he do, anyway, he is also my savior."
Meng Zhang raised his eyebrows, "You seem to have made a mistake. It was I who was entangled on the iceberg for several days and endured the pain of the basalt crystal to save you. He was just me. It’s just a burden to go, and what effort is worth your effort to repay.”
"I know that I still have memories when I was frozen. However, I was extremely weak when I escaped from the iceberg, and I couldn't move for a long time. When I was recovering from my injuries, thanks to little friend Baifeng who relieved my boredom and let me Not too lonely, he also roasted spirit fish for me every day to help me recover, I like this junior of the Feng clan very much. I saw that he is a white man, so I wanted to help him, as a repayment." Suzaku said.
Although the spirit fish's help to Suzaku's recovery was negligible, the taste was still good, and Xiao Baifeng's people were also very interesting.It's rare to meet such a person who suits his heart, so it's okay to help him, anyway, he doesn't have anything to do, he has a lot of free time.
"Don't be so troublesome. Although your hair is good, the efficiency is too slow. Before he followed me to the extreme south, the Feng family had promised him that after he returned, he would be allowed to enter the Nirvana Pool once. That pool is Phoenix. If you really want to thank him, baby of the Feng clan, go and talk to the elder of the Feng clan, don't be so stingy, let Bai Feng go to the pool to soak more. Don't talk about replenishing the blood, maybe you can improve his blood. Genuine. It saves time and effort, why do you need to waste such efforts."
"Hey, my memory has also deteriorated after being frozen for a long time. I forgot that there are such treasures." Suzaku is also a decisive person, and changes as soon as he says.There was a burst of soft light on the body, and the figure gradually shrunk and turned into a human shape, leaving only Baifeng, a bird curled up, sleeping on the beach.
White Tiger: ...
He has been wondering, he has been a bird for many years, and he insists on eating to restore his strength, and he is not picky about his food. He eats all the ingredients with aura and no aura, which sounds a bit nonsense.Sure enough, those who didn't have the strength before were all lying to him, an honest tiger.
Only then did Meng Zhang grab the white tiger and get onto the island.The Suzaku transformed into a human form became an elegant and handsome man again, it was not at all obvious that this bird was just a salted fish.
Suzaku Lingguang lightly raised his hand, and a table and chairs rose up on the beach, and then the flames enveloped it.After the flame disappeared, the sand turned into glass, without any impurities in it, and the whole body was crystal clear, like a transparent gem.Suzaku then polished it carefully, grinding off the edges and corners, and carved out many complicated patterns...
Meng Zhang: ...
White Tiger: ...
My friends and I were stunned by this coquettish operation. Isn’t it just a one-time seat? Do you want to be so coquettish?
The delicate pig boy Suzaku Shenjun finished the handiwork, and smiled shyly, the lines at the corners of his eyes looked both charming and innocent, "The conditions are simple, I hope you don't mind."
Meng Zhang and Bai Hu sat on the chairs with blank faces, and Suzaku turned to Huang Jiulang and said, "Xiao Jiu, serve tea."
White Tiger: ...
There are too many complaints, I don't know where to complain... Thieves, that's my servant, mine!It's too easy for you to fucking do it.
The tea set in Xiaojiu's hand was donated by Suzaku in friendship a few days ago, as were the tea leaves and the water used for making tea.Let Suzaku tell me, Xiao Jiu is a really good servant, not only good at cooking, but also at making tea.Suzaku Shenjun enjoys life very much, it's fine if he doesn't have the conditions, but now that he has the conditions, naturally he won't wrong himself.
Soon, Xiao Jiu sent the tea set to the exquisite glass tabletop, and did not stop with a wink, leaving the space for the three brothers.
"Ling Guang, tell me, what's the matter with you, why are you trapped in the iceberg formed by the basalt crystal?" Meng Zhang said a little seriously.
Suzaku took a sip of tea gracefully, "It's a long story."
"Then let's make a long story short."
"Okay, I'll try my best." Suzaku smiled helplessly, and continued, "The matter will start from a few thousand, uh, tens of thousands... Well, I don't know when to start anyway. I woke up that day , cough, no, it’s time to go out, and I found it was still early, so I planned to go to my favorite hot spring in Xihaishan City. As a result, I met a very fat fish on the way. The fish looked very interesting, with a round head. The whole body was white and black, and I was hungry after seeing it. So I wanted to grab one, made it into a barbecue, and sprinkled it with my favorite spices..."
Meng Zhang couldn't help knocking on the table and interrupted him, "Stop talking nonsense and focus on the point."
Suzaku pouted, heh, people who have no interest in life.
"Okay, let me keep it simple. The thing is like this, I discovered a secret, and then I was sealed into the ice by Heaven."
After waiting for a long time without further words, Meng Zhang raised his eyebrows and asked, "It's gone?"
Suzaku nodded, "It's gone."
Meng Zhang twitched the corners of his mouth, his hands were itchy, and he wanted to hit Pippi.
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