I'm taking the imperial examinations in Liaozhai

"I saw that weird man go to Banqiao Village with my own eyes, and was sent out by Imperial Physician Qi who patted him on the shoulder. Imperial Physician Qi said that strange man was his old friend, so let him take care of his father!" Huang Jiulang said.

"In that case, He Zixiao has a good relationship with Imperial Physician Qi." Ji Zihe rubbed his chin.

Huang Jiulang thought for a while, then took a step forward and said, "Master, leave this matter to me. I will definitely ask He Zixiao to plead with Imperial Physician Qi to treat your sister-in-law."

"We don't know him well, what can you do?" Ji Zihe asked.

"The master doesn't need to ask more questions, the slave has his own idea, please wait for the good news."

What other way to deal with perverts, of course, is the simplest and most direct beauty trick.

"Wait, I think it's most suitable for me to go." Bones suddenly stopped Huang Jiulang.

"Why is that?" Ji Zihe asked again, when did Bones become so enthusiastic.

How did Ji Zihe know that his bones were not enthusiastic, he was obviously possessed by a dramatist.

"One of you, a child, or a servant, no matter which one is enough to talk about the serious business, this matter, I need to be an adult." The bone is very sad, the greater the ability, the heavier the burden on the shoulders.Look at the two masters and servants, tsk tsk tsk, no one can take the lead when encountering a problem, so far, it seems that he still has to do it himself.

"I'm not a child anymore, look what's on my head?" Ji Zihe said, pointing to the hair tied on top of his head with a square scarf.

"Even if you don't lose, you're still a child." Bone looked Ji Zihe from top to bottom, and said arrogantly, "Small!"

Ji Zihe narrowed his eyes, "Dead ghost!"

Huang Jiulang stood there a little at a loss, wondering if he should fight. On the one hand, he was the owner who needed to pay off the debt, and on the other hand, he was the boss who could not be offended. It seemed that helping anyone would offend others!

Ji Zihe thought over and over again and decided, but still agreed to Gu Gu's proposal and asked him to visit He Zixiao.In order to show his sincerity, Ji Zihe took out the private money he had accumulated for many years to buy gifts for bribes.At this time, he was very fortunate that he did not hand in the 50 taels of gold, otherwise the money would not be enough this time.

As the saying goes, it is easy to do things with money, and money can turn ghosts around.Ji Zihe didn't believe it anymore, He Zixiao accepted their great gift and didn't do anything for him!Hearing such a strategy, Huang Jiulang wanted to speak up several times, but he held back.Master Bones has his own plans, so it's better not to be smart.

Because the bones are ghosts, they can't stay in the sun without Ji Zihe during the day, so they decided to act when the sun goes down in the evening.

In order to facilitate movement, today Huang Jiulang deliberately made dinner earlier than usual.

"Grandpa, I'm going out for a walk, I think I'll be back late at night, remember to leave the door open for me!" Ji Zihe hurriedly said after finishing the food in his mouth.

"Where are we going to play at night, it will be dark soon." Old man Ji said dissatisfied.

"It's okay, Xiao Jiu is with me." Saying that, Ji Zihe pulled Huang Jiulang and ran out.

Old man Ji sprinkled gourds and grains in the yard to feed the chickens and ducks. Looking at the sky, he carried a bamboo basket on his back and went out with a medicine hoe.

Ji Zihe and the others were going to wait at the door of He Zixiao's house, but before they got close, they saw He Zixiao walking towards him from a distance.

Ji Zihe and the others hurriedly hid, the bones were visible, the upper body was a man, the lower body was still smoky, and the clothes on their bodies were still tattered. If they went out like this, they wouldn't scare people to death.

"Bone, you plan to go out like this!" Ji Zihe pointed to his lower body.

Bone lowered his head, "Oh, I almost forgot."

After all, he transformed himself, turned the smoke on his lower body into two legs, changed into a robe for himself, tied his hair up high, and after a little tidying up, he became a handsome and handsome young man.

Gu Gu was about to go out with the gift in his hand, but Ji Zihe quickly reminded him, "Brother, take a step!"

Even though the bones have transformed the legs, he is still used to floating directly.If your feet are not touching the ground, you can still be covered by the robe, so you can't tell, but you don't even move your legs, which is too much.

Bones waved his hand and said impatiently, "Got it."

It's not that Bones can't walk, he likes to use floats purely because he's lazy.Since he didn't have to step his legs, why would he bother himself on weekdays.

He Zixiao lowered his head, covered the left side of his face with his hands, and walked home dejectedly.

"Hiss, you damn old thing, you're really serious. Who's interested in the middle-aged lady in that courtyard?" He Zixiao said angrily.

He has been wandering outside the Ning's courtyard for the past few days, waiting for the two beautiful young masters to come out, wanting to strike up a conversation.Unexpectedly, the two young masters did not wait, but instead waited for the male master of the Ning family, the owner of Ningzhi Bookstore in the town, to expel them.

He Zixiao was naturally not reconciled, taking advantage of Boss Ning's absence, he went up to knock on the door of Ning's house, wanting to inquire about the news of the two young masters.Unexpectedly, it was a middle-aged lady who opened the door. Before he could speak, the woman scolded him all over her head and face, all the while saying that he had evil intentions.

Before He Zixiao could explain, Boss Ning came back and saw this man again, who was still harassing his wife, and immediately exploded.He could bear it, but the biceps on his arms couldn't bear it either. He grabbed He Zixiao by the collar and beat him up.

He Zixiao was very depressed, he didn't see the beauty, and he was beaten for nothing, which was really not worth it.

Suddenly, He Zixiao felt a tall figure appearing in front of him, he stopped in his tracks, tilted his head slightly, and when he saw the face of the person standing in front of him, he froze.

He, has he met a fairy? How could there be such a handsome man in the world!Oh my god, what a good day it is today, it's God's blessing to let him meet such a stunning beauty.

Under the backdrop of such beauties, He Zixiao immediately forgot about the two young men whom he had dreamed about for many days.His heart was beating extremely fast, and he even had a strange thought in his heart, if he could get the favor of such a beauty, he would be willing to let him lie under her body!

"Hey, He Zixiao, are you back to your senses?" Bones said arrogantly as he stood in front of He Zixiao with a gift in his hands.

He Zixiao was dizzy, "Master, do you know me?"

"Well, please do something!" Bones looked like an uncle.

Ji Zihe really wanted to hit his head against a tree, but he agreed to let his bones go by mistake. It's not like asking for help, it's clearly like asking for a debt!

Unexpectedly, He Zixiao didn't feel offended at all, instead he warmly invited Bones to his home for a detailed talk.Ji Zihe was shocked, is this attitude okay?

"I don't know what to call this young master?" He Zixiao brought the bone into the house and asked.

"My surname is Gu." Gu Gu said coldly, as if he didn't want to say more.

Bones felt that he had put down his stature enough, mortals were nothing but ants, if it was other mortals, he would not even bother to say a word to them.Now because of Xiao Hezi asking a mortal to do something, he can only bow his head temporarily, and treats a mortal with a pleasant face, tsk tsk, he really dotes on Xiao Hezi too much.

"It turned out to be Mr. Gu. I don't know how Mr. Gu can eat. How about eating together?" He Zixiao said hard.

"I've had dinner, the main reason I came to you today is..."

"This matter is not urgent, not urgent. Brother Gu, when I saw you today, I felt like old friends at first sight. It's getting late now, why don't we talk tonight while holding candles?" He Zixiao suggested.

Bone frowned, there is nothing wrong with this person, and a few words need to be discussed at night by candlelight?Lamp oil doesn’t cost money, did it come from the strong wind?

Ahem, after living with the country boy Ji Zihe for so long, his bones have also learned to be frugal.

"Aren't you going to have dinner?" Bones asked again.

"Actually, I've already eaten, let's go, let's talk in my room." He Zixiao said.

Okay, I beg you to do something, you are a boss, listen to you, anyway, it's not his Xiaohezi who pays for the lamp oil.

Bones followed He Zixiao to his room without any objection, sat at the table and listened to his chatter, whenever Bones wanted to ask him to do something, he would always talk to him, change the subject, The angry bone wants to blow his dog's head off!

Seeing that it was already dark, Bones tapped his fingers on the table impatiently, and at most he answered He Zixiao's question with an "um", but that's it, He Zixiao was still in high spirits.

"Brother Gu, it's getting dark, why don't we sleep together tonight and talk about it tomorrow?" He Zixiao said again.

This time Gu Gu didn't continue to answer yes as he expected, but looked at him coldly, that gaze actually made He Zixiao feel a sense of fear in his heart.

"Gu, why is Brother Gu looking at me like this?" He Zixiao stammered.

Gu Gu pushed the gift he had been carrying to him, "This is Taoxi Mo, do me a favor, it's yours."

Taoxi ink is one of the four famous inks. It is famous for its fine quality, peach fragrance and rare output.It is only produced in Taoxi Town, and it can be sold at sky-high prices in other places.Taoxi Town is far away from Baihe Town, and it is not in the same province as Baihe Town. Baihe Town doesn't sell them, but the county has them, but they are very expensive. Ji Zihe's money can't afford it.So this ink was bought by Gu Gu and Ji Zihe to Taoxi to buy it locally. Although it was cheaper locally, it also allowed Ji Zihe to eat almost all his money for so many years.

As long as you are a scholar, there is no one who doesn't want Taoxi ink. Ji Zihe has been thinking about it for a long time, so he wants to use this ink to bribe He Zixiao.

"Brother Gu, why are you so divided? What is our relationship? Why should we be like this?" He Zixiao smiled and pushed Taoxi Mo back.

"What does that mean?"

He Zixiao got up, walked to Gu Gu's side, put one hand on his shoulder, leaned down and said slowly, "Brother Gu's business is my business, how dare I refuse what Brother Gu asks. I don't need it." What kind of thank you gift did brother Gu give me? What I want is to be with him day and night, playing the qin and the harp, bathing in red clothes, and going to Wushan with ice mats and mandarin duck brocade. I'm also there... ah—"

"You, want to have sex with me?" Bones snorted coldly, grabbed He Zixiao's hand on his shoulder and folded it lightly, and kicked him in the stomach, kicking him to the ground.

"I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, sir, please spare me!" He Zixiao yelled in horror as he grabbed his severed hand, spitting blood from his mouth.At this moment, in his eyes, the bone is no longer a handsome man, but a demon from purgatory.No one, no one's eyes will turn into vertical pupils like a snake.